Chapter 191 Sadness turns into a river
Chapter 191 Sadness turns into a river
In fact, making it like this was part of Lin Li’s plan, and the current situation was all calculated by Lin Li.
Ok.
Damn it, Lin Li himself doesn’t even believe this bullshit.
Not a buddy?
Can you please take back the message?
Looking at the system notification, Lin Li had a complicated expression. He was a little happy, but also a little too happy.
System tasks should not be completed in this way...
"Hey, little Jijiujiu, I can see that you seem to approve of me from the bottom of your heart." Lin Li lowered his eyes and looked at Qu Wanqiu who was lying on the table with a smile, his tone cold.
The voice was flat and a bit hopeless.
“Of course, of course I admire you from the bottom of my heart, Lin Li. Ha, ha, ha, you haven’t been in the kitchen much, so you may not understand how talented it takes to make the fruit look like this, haha—is this considered carbonization, hahaha—”
Qu Wanqiu kept laughing and never stopped.
After giving Lin Li a thumbs up, he turned to explain to Ding Sihan and the others.
Lin Li sighed. Since he had already lost face, he might as well make the most of it. So he took back his coal orange and pinched it in front of the remaining three people, saying smugly, "How is it? Is it awesome?"
"Great." The other three were also laughing.
But this task seemed to be going against me. When I tried to plant the flowers, they just refused to bloom. I took the initiative myself, but the task didn't respond at all.
Just pee on these flowers one day and they will be obedient.
Lin Li will definitely take revenge for today's grudge yesterday.
But since the compliment failed, it’s time to pick up the lost face after using it. The Oxford dictionary has not given up these two Chinese characters——
"Haha, you will regret the ridicule you are receiving now." So in the face of thousands of people's criticism, he just sneered and said, "I will definitely make a perfect candied fruit!"
Qu Wanqiu stretched out her hand worriedly, as if trying to stop him, but then she relaxed a little and said with relief: "The first aid equipment in the B&B is also very complete, forget it, you go."
Buhao! It's a boomerang!
These are the words he had just used to attack her!
Damn little bastard.
"Why don't you take out the shrimp threads while I make the candied fruit." Bai Bufan, who was peeling and deveining the shrimps he had just bought, said seriously, "I think I can do better than you."
Lin Li walked over, smiled and pulled out a strand of his hair. Without saying a word, he just scratched Bai Bufan's face with his hair.
Bai Bufan: “…”
"A silly guy like you is really suitable for being silly." Bai Bufan is not Ding Sihan, so he doesn't need to tell Lin Li's purpose, so he commented while rubbing his nose with his shoulder.
"It's precisely because I'm a shrimp-headed man that I can't kill my own kind. Come on, shit-playing boy." Lin Li said lightly.
Bai Bufan: “?”
"What's that, boy who plays with shit?"
Lin Li lowered his head, chuckled, and left.
Wait, Bai Bufan lowered his head and realized that his behavior of pulling out the shrimp thread really seemed like playing with shit.
"Fuck you!"
……
"I didn't expect that Baidu can't be used to consult doctors or look up recipes?"
Lin Li's production does not require any kitchen equipment, and indeed does not require a kitchen. A power supply is enough. At the moment, he is whispering outside.
Minor physical discomfort + Baidu = preparation for cremation.
Linli + Baidu = rock sugar coal.
So this damn Baidu is really dangerous.
“It seems that I should just stick to the basics and not try anything fancy.” Lin Li sighed, put down the guide in his hand that was said to be able to make the most delicious candied fruit, and began to make it step by step according to the most basic guide.
Don't run until you learn to walk.
Stirring the syrup with a spatula, Lin Li waited for it to reach the right state.
The system came alive.
[Going out to study and improving mecha driving skills is a road full of difficulties, and leaving home behind, the three girls who were traveling with him were filled with grief, which finally burst into tears at this moment, and they began to cry silently.
You don't know what to do, but as the only man in this world, perhaps the only way to make them forget their troubles and regain happiness is with your strong body! 】
[Task triggered! 】
[Task 6: Use physical contact and union to make the girls feel happy.]
[Task Reward: Physical Improvement: Mecha Synchronization Index +10; Random Talent; System Currency *50]
Lin Li: "?"
It wasn't until his syrup started bubbling that Lin Li came to his senses.
Not a buddy?
Why is there another one?
This time the task was the familiar progress bar. But the point was not this, but why did they cry?
Concerned, Lin Li immediately unplugged the power and returned to the kitchen.
Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan's eyes were red, and although tears were flashing in their eyes, they remained determined not to let the tears fall. Their trembling eyelashes seemed ready to take away the sadness.
They were facing the door, but they turned their heads away.
It seemed as if he didn't want Lin Li to see him crying.
Lin Li should have asked what happened.
But he had fucking seen the onions they were chopping.
Tilting the head does not mean that you don't want to see yourself, but rather that you try to avoid contact with the volatile substances of the onion.
"What's wrong? Is the coal ready again?" Chen Yuying wiped her tears with her arm and asked curiously when she saw Lin Li coming back.
Lin Li: "..."
System, why don’t you open your dog eyes wide and take a look?
Where does the sadness come from? Onion heart?
But Lin Li had to admit one thing. At this moment, he felt a little sad.
What kind of broken mission was released, to bring pleasure through physical contact and union?
The reward is so shabby and it’s for talent. If there is an option to give up the task, Lin Li will most likely give up.
"It's okay. I came back to see if I can find a chance to please you with my body." Facing Chen Yuying's inquiry, Lin Li once again spoke the truth in a cold tone.
Chen Yuying, Ding Sihan: “?”
But it was Lin Li's words, and such perverted words were normal.
It is realistic for the system to expect itself to use that thing, but if it is just physical contact and connection, can tickling accomplish this task?
Lin Li walked over to the three girls and took a look.
No one is exposing their waist, so if there is itching through clothes, the system will definitely not judge it as physical contact.
Lin Li lowered his head. Chen Yuying and Qu Wanqiu were barefoot because they were wearing small sandals.
Ding Sihan was wearing pure white socks, and Lin Li suspected that she was gay and liked boys.
"Aren't you going to make your candied fruit?" Chen Yuying asked when she saw Lin Li approaching her. She closed her eyes tightly to make her blurry vision clear.
"I hate to see girls crying. Class monitor, Ding Sihan, leave the onion cutting to me." He had to find something as an excuse to come back, so Lin Li just said.
At the moment, both Chen Yuying and Qu Wanqiu were standing. It was unrealistic to ask them to lift their feet to tickle themselves. They could only find an opportunity later.
Stop crying and triggering any tasks.
"Okay, I've cried enough." Ding Sihan carefully placed the knife on the table and handed over the onion without any hesitation.
"Okay, then you be careful." Chen Yuying was polite.
……
"Bufan, do you think it's possible to look up at the sky at a 45-degree angle without shedding tears?" Lin Li's eyes were red, and he was sad: "Life is so fleeting."
"I, huh, don't know, huh."
Maybe it was because he felt the same way, or maybe it was because Lin Li's mother, that bitch, moved the chopping board and onions in front of Bai Bufan to cut them, and was almost using his face as a chopping board. In any case, Bai Bufan cried even harder than Lin Li, with tears streaming down his face, and he sniffled three times when he said these four words.
"Can you please go somewhere else to cut the onions? Lin Li." Finally, Bai Bufan, who had cried enough, couldn't stand it anymore.
When it came to choosing how to cut onions, Lin Li chose the method that received the most comments, between the simplest and the most laborious options.
"No, everyone is crying. If you don't cry, you'll seem like a loner." Lin Li was afraid that the onion juice would not spread on Bai Bufan's face, so he cut the onions so hard that it seemed like a silver bottle breaking and water splashing out. The thu, ...
"My nose and eyes are itchy now, and my gloves are covered with shit. Do you know what I'm thinking now?" Bai Bufan felt itchy all over and gritted his teeth.
"Of course you want the four of us to leave the kitchen quickly. You eat these shrimp threads like noodles, slurping them, then burping, patting your belly happily and saying wow, these shits are so delicious." Lin Li replied quickly.
It’s a long and difficult sentence, but it’s not a confession, it’s a slander.
Bai Bufan: “?”
"What the hell-"
Fragrant words.
So, in the kitchen, Bai Bufan cried and cursed, and Lin Li cried because of the curse.
The touching conversation between the two made the eyes of the other three girls in the kitchen red - Lin Li cut too hard, and the blood spread everywhere, and Qu Wanqiu was not spared.
However, the corners of their mouths were always raised.
It was absolutely the right decision to let Lin Li bring Bai Bufan here.
These two people can definitely achieve the magical effect of 1+1 being greater than 0.
When scattered, it's a sky full of farts; when gathered, it's a pile of feces.
(End of this chapter)