Chapter 195 Bai Bufan 1 Looks Like an Old Ladybug
Chapter 195 Bai Bufan is an old ladybug
It was dark outside the B&B, with occasional frog croaks coming from the back hills.
Inside the B&B.
"Bai! Bu! Fan! Do you know why spiders only have eight legs? Because nine legs are too many! If you dare to offend me like this again, I will kill all your clans! Get out of here!"
Lin Li pounded Bai Bufan, who was sitting on him, with his back facing him, and laughed, but his laugh was cruel and cruel.
"Stop scratching me, sister! I have paronychia! And onychomycosis! Acne on the soles of my feet! I also have Hong Kong foot!"
Bai Bufan suddenly turned his head and looked at Lin Li.
He looked at me in a naughty way, but didn't say anything, after all, there were girls present.
Lin Li: "?"
and many more.
"Fuck." Lin Li reacted and cursed with a smile, but because there were girls present, he could only respond quietly: "Just kidding, I don't want to."
Satisfied, Bai Bufan turned back to continue his work.
"Ahh!! Stop scratching! I was wrong! Where is Uncle Chen? Help me! Come and shout! What I love is my life!" Lin Li continued with his 'work'.
"Which Uncle Chen is this?" Bai Bufan cursed with a smile.
At this moment.
Bai Bufan sat on Lin Li, restraining his legs, while Chen, Ding and Qu each held a feather and were plucking Lin Li's foot strings.
"If you are willing to gamble, you must admit defeat. You set the rules yourself, so don't even think about escaping!" Bai Bufan was the happiest.
Rules are dead, and so are the rules.
“Ahaha uh uh——” Lin Li’s laughter gradually became weak and intermittent, “It’s so itchy, my lower body is so itchy…”
"Don't say weird things." Chen Yuying's funny voice came.
"Oh."
Even an immortal cultivator cannot fight four people alone. This is what Lin Li learned through blood and tears.
Monopoly is a game for capitalists and is not suitable for him. If he had known earlier, he would have played Three Kingdoms instead. Lin Li wanted to protect Dabao's smile.
All night long, I was surrounded and blocked by this group of people and didn't win a single game.
When it comes to punishment, Juanjuan gets the master's name.
No wonder they all agreed so readily, just to watch themselves being tricked by themselves.
However, as a cultivator, it was impossible for Bai Bufan to restrain Lin Li. Lin Li was also worried that he might kick a girl if he moved around, so his lower body did not move except for reflexively shrinking due to the itch.
“Drip, drip, drip.”
The three-minute alarm rang, and everyone stopped reluctantly.
Lin Li collapsed on the ground, naked and with messy hair, like a good boy who had been ruined.
Although he was being abused, Lin Li felt like he was the one who entered the sage mode.
"The world kissed me with pain, but I didn't agree. Isn't this sexual harassment?" he asked.
No one paid any attention to Lin Li's self-reflection.
In fact, when they started to punish themselves, Lin Li thought about whether it would facilitate the task if they tickled their feet and got torturous pleasure.
But they have always used feathers as a medium and are quite disdainful of Lin Li's jade feet. Even when Lin Li said it was no problem and even invited them, they just thought that Lin Li was just going crazy.
Bai Bufan got up from Lin Li's body, took out a one-yuan note from his pocket, threw it on Lin Li, put two fingers in front of his mouth pretending to smoke a cigarette, and said lightly: "Clean it yourself."
Lin Li: "?"
No?
Damn you.
What a cruel humiliation.
"Okay, thank you brother." Lin Li first rubbed the dollar on his clothes, blew on it, and then put it in his pocket. He stood up with difficulty and sat back in his seat.
"Are you coming again, Lin Li?" Ding Sihan knocked on the table and said with a smile.
“No, no,” Lin Li smiled in relief and waved his hand. “If you want to come, you guys can continue. I have to get up early tomorrow morning to exercise. It’s almost eleven o’clock now. I have to go wash up and get ready for bed.”
"Ah? You also exercise like that during the holidays and go to bed so early?" Ding Sihan was a little surprised when he heard that, and then shrugged: "If you don't come, then there's no point in playing. What's the point if no one tortures you?"
Lin Li: "..."
Ding Sihan, you are too nice with your words.
"Then let's stop here tonight," Chen Yuying clapped her hands together and said, "We still need to remove makeup and take care of our skin, and the luggage in the room has not been packed yet."
After reaching an agreement, the five of them stood up, packed up the board games and put them back in their places, and the girls went upstairs.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan also returned to the second floor first.
"Then I'm going to the e-sports room to play games later. Lin Li, are you coming?" Bai Bufan asked.
It is indeed not reasonable to let Bai Bufan go to bed so early.
"Well, I won't go." Lin Li nodded.
"Okay, then you should go to bed early and take a shower first." Bai Bufan said.
"Row."
Taking a shower didn't take much time, and in order to avoid possible exposure, Lin Li dressed himself fully before coming out of the bathroom.
"I can hear your laughter at the stairs. What are you laughing at?" Back on the second floor, Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan rolling on the floor and asked curiously.
"I saw a new and great hell joke!"
"Speak." Lin Li immediately entered the learning state. How can you get good at abstraction without hard work?
“Didn’t a wildfire break out in Los Angeles recently? I saw someone comment—
"Laome is indeed Laomei, generous. In order to urge Laoda to practice, she burned Los Angeles at 4 a.m. for him. We also need to reflect on burning paper money. Dongda, please walk slowly and wait for your people!"
So there was one more person rolling around on the floor.
It’s too hellish. Fortunately, Lin Li has no morals at all.
"Go wash up." After laughing, Lin Li gestured to Bai Bufan.
"OK."
"Why do you bring shower gel with you? There is some in the bathroom." Lin Li asked puzzledly after seeing that Bai Bufan had taken out not only spare clothes but also a small package of shower gel from the suitcase.
"It's not shower gel, it's shampoo. I'm used to using this brand for washing my hair. Last time I went on an autumn outing, I used the one in the hotel. It felt itchy after washing, and I wasn't used to it." Bai Bufan explained.
Some people do experience a sudden increase in dandruff or itching when they change shampoo.
"What brand?" Lin Li asked.
"Overlord."
Lin Li: "..."
"It's quite niche." Lin Li commented.
"This is still niche. My big brother Jackie Chan won't lie to me. You can make your hair duangduang after washing it with this." Bai Bufan retorted.
"I have research to back it up. I once observed 100 men and conducted random interviews to study what shampoo men use when they take a shower. 98 of them answered "How the hell did you get in?" You bully, I've never heard that question once."
Lin Li stretched out his index finger and shook it, proposing his support theory.
Bai Bufan: “…”
"How did the other two brothers answer?" But he was more curious about this now.
"Brother, my soap fell on the ground, can you help me pick it up?"
Bai Bufan: "Fuck."
"Did you pick it up?"
"How is that possible? By the way, Bufan, do you need soap for your bath? I have too much at home and can't use it all. Can you help me use some?"
"No, thank you." Bai Bufan left contentedly.
"Remember to knock on the door when you come back later. I just started a new game and I'm going to make my first six recharges." Lin Li said to Bai Bufan's back.
Bai Bufan didn't turn around and responded with a middle finger.
A real man never looks back at imbeciles.
After the sound of people coming down the stairs faded away, Lin Li opened his schoolbag again and took out the "Spiritual Spring" wrapped in plastic wrap.
Just like the unused spirit stones can be collected back into the [warehouse], the unexhausted "spiritual springs" can also be collected back at any time. However, when they are in the [warehouse], they are equivalent to being stationary and will not produce any spiritual energy or spiritual liquid.
Leaving it at home would be uncontrollable and might even be wasted, so Lin Li definitely chose to bring it over.
As for the "Duck Blood Bottle", it has been restored to its original state and is in the [Warehouse]. Lin Li calculated that the CD will be about a week if there is duck blood.
When arriving at the B&B, the first thing to do is to materialize the "Spiritual Spring", throw in a few empty shells of spiritual stones, wrap them simply with plastic wrap, and put them in the backpack.
It is also very easy to carry the empty shell of the spirit stone.
The system does not accept spirit stones without spiritual energy, but it only requires each empty shell to stay at the bottom of the "Spirit Spring" for two or three minutes, allowing the empty shell to absorb some spiritual energy and no longer be an "empty shell". Once the change from 0 to 0.01 is completed, the system will determine that it is still useful, and then it can be taken back to the [warehouse].
There is no upper limit on the number of warehouses.
After completing this replacement, Lin Li materialized the "Substitute Jade-faced Buddha".
A thumb-sized jade Buddha statue.
The refining process was so simple that it was unimaginable. Unlike the "Duck Blood Bottle" which took several low-grade spirit stones to complete, the "Substitute Jade-faced Buddha" was refined almost the moment Lin Li tried to refine it.
The link was established, and more information about this magic weapon entered his mind.
The shelter after being triggered is indeed invincible. The time determination of 3-60s naturally depends on the attack encountered during shelter. The stronger the attack, the shorter the time.
After refining it, one can continue to "refine" it and let it devour one's own physical strength and energy. The purpose of doing this is that when the magic weapon is broken, all of it will be fed back to oneself at that time to heal injuries and restore physical strength.
This is not the famous sword Siming, this is the resurrection armor!
It even brings back blood!
A few minutes later, Lin Li looked a little tired.
The swallowing is not 1:1. It is good enough if one tenth can be effectively absorbed. The swallowing process requires the assistance of spirit stones. It seems that this is the main consumption of spirit stones by this magic weapon.
But it’s not a big problem. The spirit stone shortage has been barely solved, and I have extra energy and sheer sheer sheer strength and energy every day. I just have to take it slow.
It even helps you sleep when you are tired.
After doing all this and making sure nothing was missed, Lin Li lay down.
[The team is training, and the demons are coveting us, and they are trying to attack us at night. As the person with the most experience in slaying demons, I have to kill them! ]
[Task triggered! 】
[Task 3: Kill the three demons that are trying to harm fellow disciples at this time.]
[Reward: Physical improvement: Spiritual energy absorption speed increased by 100%; System currency*50. ]
Lin Li stood at attention.
(End of this chapter)