Chapter 195 I Can't Lie to Chen Qingluo
Chapter 195 I Can't Lie to Chen Qingluo
After reading the book "Norwegian Wood", Wang Zixu suddenly realized how to make girls happy.
He was a sophomore at the time, and the book was quite popular in the class. Like most other sophomores, he didn't understand the book. The book wasn't a textbook on how to pick up girls, but he suddenly got the hang of it while reading it. Unfortunately, Chen Qingluo had already transferred to another school.
The reason why the book became popular in the class was somewhat obscene - it was said that the book contained a lot of descriptions of sex scenes. So the boys flocked to it, sang it to each other, and even many girls read it secretly. Fortunately, everyone kept confidentiality measures in place, and the book did not become a new banned book.
Wang Zixu also followed the trend and went to read it, but was greatly disappointed - after being indoctrinated by Chen Qingluo in a humiliating way with a bunch of non-extracurricular reading materials, in comparison, the materials in "Norwegian Wood" were not the most explosive, and the quantity was not large.
They really like to make a fuss. Good-for-nothings, he thought.
However, he was still attracted to the book. The hippie-like lifestyle in the book shocked him greatly. Especially when he read the part about Watanabe and Nagasawa sleeping with more than 80 people of the opposite sex, he was quite shocked.
The next day after finishing the book, he suddenly became witty and talkative when facing the girls in the class, making them laugh. In the words of Midori in the book, "I really like the way you speak from the bottom of my heart, it's like a beautiful layer of wall paint."
This is what he learned from two unkind people, Watanabe and Nagase. From then on, whenever he wanted, he could make the other party flirtatiously smile.
The trick to doing this is not to treat the other person as your equal.
You can treat the other person as a baby, a kitten, a puppy, or a little fox. In short, don't treat them as someone who is on an equal footing with you.
Before reading that book, he had a vague understanding of the opposite sex. After all, before puberty, people would be looked down upon if they mixed with women. Distance creates awe, so he didn't understand women.
After reading about Watanabe and Nagasawa's pursuit of beauties, he was shocked and at the same time, he lost his charm towards the opposite sex, just like the mysterious Mona Lisa who was revealed to be a village lady after removing her veil.
Because of contempt, self-confidence was born; because of self-confidence, he could easily control the direction of the topic; as a result, he was very popular with girls.
Zuo Ziliang once said: They want to be conquered more than to be pleased.
This magical ability completely disappeared after he turned 24.
The more he uses this ability, the more he despises himself. To do so is insincere. And the prerequisite for becoming a candidate for the Nobel Prize in Literature is sincerity.
This is the hidden reason why he is unwilling to reveal that he is the little prince: he chose to be the little prince out of helplessness, but the little prince's behavior is insincere.
He could deal with Ping Younan and Ye Lan, but he would never do so in front of Chen Qingluo in his life. So the only thing he didn't know was how to face Chen Qingluo.
"First, we should be kind, and second, we should be honest," Chen Qingluo said to him.
"And let's never forget each other." He helped complete the sentence.
……
Wang Zixu parked the car at the place Chen Qingluo said. He had spent half the night preparing the lines, but he forgot everything the moment he saw her figure.
Chen Qingluo was wearing a white dress with blue ribbons. Her dressing style was completely opposite to Ning Chunyan's, a bit more minimalist, and this dress was probably her most fancy one.
She came over silently, got in the car, sat down on the passenger seat, put her hands on her legs, and said:
"Walk."
The prince started the car tremblingly, and his hands on the steering wheel were shaking a little. In order to avoid showing his cowardice in front of her, he quickly pulled back and turned around and said:
"seat belt."
Maybe his vocal cords were shaking a little, and his voice was too soft, so Chen Qingluo didn't hear it and continued to sit there seriously. He repeated it again, and Chen Qingluo was startled and reached out to find the seat belt.
Not sure if it was an illusion, but Chen Qingluo's hands seemed to be shaking a bit. She spent a long time trying to align the seat belt with the buckle, which made Wang Zixu anxious.
He pointed and was about to help her, but Chen Qingluo suddenly looked up: "Are you a little nervous?"
"Ah? No, no."
"You're not nervous even though you stutter? No, I got infected by you."
"…I-I'm not nervous."
After a period of chaos, the car finally got on the road and the two people in the car finally calmed down.
But it was a bit too peaceful.
Chen Qingluo stood still like a mountain, and Wang Zixu said nothing. An uncomfortable silence formed in the car, and the air circulation system could hardly move the heavy air in the car.
After thinking for a long time, Wang Zixu finally opened his mouth to speak, but he stuttered as soon as he opened his mouth.
"Before we get down to business, can you come with me to a place first?" "Yes."
"B-because..." Wang Zixu was still trying to make up an excuse when he realized that Chen Qingluo had only said "um".
"You agreed?"
Chen Qingluo looked at him and nodded: "I'm not interested in listening to stuttering."
Wang Zixu thought she was angry, but she said, "It's hard for you to make up an excuse. Just go if you want to."
"It's not an excuse, it's true." Wang Zixu suddenly spoke fluently.
"Then tell me your excuse first."
"There's a place where you need two people to go to get a discount, and I want to buy something."
"Zero excuses."
"……it is true."
"Isn't this what Ning Chunyan thought of?"
"Uh……"
Wang Zixu was silent.
He suddenly realized that he couldn't lie to Chen Qingluo.
Her clear eyes seemed to be able to see through him at a glance.
Chen Qingluo gave him a cold look:
"Don't lie, I can see through you at a glance."
How come you know what I'm thinking?!
Chen Qingluo added: "Because you are so easy to guess."
Wang Zixu pressed his hand on his temple. He now really suspected that Chen Qingluo had the ability to read minds. My thoughts flowed out from this acupuncture point, right? Look, I'll block it for you.
"How did you do that? Did you plant a bug on me? You're scaring me."
Chen Qingluo said impatiently, "Is it necessary to eavesdrop? You are just as stupid as you were in high school. You haven't changed at all. As long as I understand the way you think, I will know what you want to do."
Wang Zixu asked: "When did you understand my way of thinking?"
"Yesterday, Ning Chunyan and you both disappeared, and at night Ning Chunyan went out to buy wine to celebrate. You must have gone out to solicit sponsorship yesterday, right?"
"Yes."
"Then Ning Chunyan taught you a few tricks, such as the consumer trap of only giving discounts when two people go. Maybe the store is right where she is trying to get sponsorship, right?"
"That's right!"
"When you called me yesterday, you had already thought of an excuse, but I hung up before you could say it."
"You are really smart." Wang Zixu exclaimed.
"You're still wearing grey striped underwear when you go out today."
"??? How did you figure this out by understanding my thought patterns? You really can read my mind, right, you witch!"
Chen Qingluo's eyes curved up and she smiled happily.
On the bright side, at least she wasn't mad at him anymore.
……
Miss Chen Qingluo is too smart, sometimes so smart that it is unbearable. I am afraid that there are no two people in the world who can endure her presence for 3 minutes.
But Wang Zixu was quite happy along the way, which could be considered a kind of Zhou Yu fighting Huang Gai.
Although Miss Chen Qingluo refused to listen to Wang Zixu's excuses, she was still willing to go with him to "the store where the consumerism trap lies" to take a look.
(End of this chapter)