Chapter 197 Now I see what I watch on the Spring Festival Gala

Chapter 197 Now I see what I watch on the Spring Festival Gala

Chapter 197 Now I see what I watch on the Spring Festival Gala

"Lin Li, when you usually help everyone pick up parcels and go to the Cainiao Station, the boss is always very happy, after all, your kind of parcels are very suitable for delivery."

Bai Bufan stared at Lin Li and spoke harshly to him.

"Ah, yes, yes, yes~"

Lin Li hooked Bai Bufan's shoulder, moved him away from the balcony door again, and leaned him against the balcony fence, while he killed the second mosquito with a snap.

Go ahead and curse me, as long as you are willing to continue feeding mosquitoes, you can curse me as much as you want.

Who said that the mission requires that the target must be the demon that attempts to attack fellow disciples? After excluding myself, doesn't that mean I can only rely on Extraordinary?

Remember, human rights are always greater than animal rights. Animals are human’s best friends, but they are just friends!
Turn on the lights on the balcony to the maximum. This way, due to their tendency to move toward light, other monsters besides mosquitoes will also be attracted here, and they might want to attack Bai Bufan, which will help speed up the completion of the task.

"I want to go back and turn on the air conditioner! No, buddy, we both just took a shower. If we sweat later, it will all be in vain! Let's go home, brother, let's go home." Bai Bufan still struggled in Lin Li's arms, insisting on going back.

"It's October now, and the weather is getting colder. Protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility. If we use the air conditioner one minute less, polar bears will have an extra piece of land to live on, and people in Antarctica can sell more underwear! Can you please stop being so selfish?"

Lin Li decided to use positive energy to influence Bai Bufan.

"Polar bears have been using air conditioning for tens of thousands of years, so it's my turn now, right?" Bai Bufan looked over and argued.

Lin Li: "..."

It really is.

"Besides, what's the point of protecting the environment for ordinary people like us? When I was a kid, I always heard that if there is no buying and selling, there will be no killing. But I have never seen shark fins. Tell those big producers how much emissions they can reduce by taking one less private plane ride."

"If you say something like that, the master won't like to hear it."

"Also, Lin Li, do you know what the most outrageous thing is?" Bai Bufan said again.

"what?"

Bai Bufan laughed, but he looked angry. He pointed at the buzzing air conditioner outside the room:
“You just said that the reason we don’t use the air conditioner is to protect the environment, but can you fucking turn off the air conditioner first before talking about protecting the environment?
We are now turning on the air conditioner inside, and standing outside is a sick waste. If the polar bear knew that it was drowned because of people like you, it would definitely die with regret. "

"..."

Lin Li scratched his head.

Hey, it's true.

"You're right." Lin Li nodded. He was a rational man.

"Why don't you go back quickly? The house is remote and there are too many bugs." Seeing that Lin Li was still listening to his advice, Bai Bufan nodded and waved away the mosquitoes in front of him.

"Don't move!" Lin Li's sudden shout startled Bai Bufan.

"What's wrong?? Is there something on me?"

"I'll help you kill all the bugs, just don't move."

Lin Li focused on killing the mosquitoes one by one. As he was prepared, he also brought some tissues with him so as not to get his hands too dirty.

Fortunately, the house is in a remote location, so this task can probably be completed in no time.

Bai Bufan: “?”

"Why do I feel...that you called me out...just to watch me feed mosquitoes?" Bai Bufan questioned.

"How is that possible? How could I do such a crazy thing?" Lin Li immediately waved his hand and stretched out his palm: "I was bitten by a mosquito too."

Naturally, Lin Li cannot wear the [Blood Crow Killer] now, otherwise it will cover Bai Bufan's range, so the mosquitoes will indeed regard him as a target, and Lin Li has also tried to kill this kind of mosquitoes, and the mission really does not count.

"Then why don't we go back?" Bai Bufan was even more confused.

"I can't go back." After the fight, Lin Li turned his head, with melancholy in his eyes and a smile on his lips.

Bai Bufan turned around in surprise.

Ding Sihan appeared in the room. She first found the remote control and turned off the air conditioner. Then she walked to the balcony door, looked at the two of them as if they were mentally retarded, sighed, shook her head, locked the balcony door, nodded to Lin Li, and left.

Bai Bufan: “?”

"no no!"

By the time Bai Bufan went up to knock on the door, it was already too late.

"You called him?" Bai Bufan turned his head and looked at Lin Li in disbelief.

"Yes, what you just said makes sense. It's such a waste to go out with the air conditioner on. I'll ask Ding Sihan to turn off the air conditioner in our room." Lin Li nodded.

"Then why is the door locked?"

"I'm tired of strangling you all the time. Now I can let you go and give you freedom." Lin Li loosened his hand and felt relieved. "Great, now the door can't be opened from this side."

"Haha, hahaha." People will laugh when they are extremely speechless. Bai Bufan didn't even bring his cell phone with him, so he couldn't call Ding Sihan back.

Bai Bufan gave Lin Li a thumbs up.

Then he didn't struggle and lay on the fence leisurely: "Let's talk, it's true that I haven't talked to you for a long time, Lin Li, so where should we start?"

Accepted.

After turning off the air conditioner outside, the balcony is not so hot and noisy, as long as you don't sweat.

And I really didn’t talk much with Lin Liye.

"I don't want to chat. I want to play with my phone. You can do whatever you want. There's nothing to talk to you about." Lin Li leaned against the short side of the balcony and started browsing his phone.

"?"

Upon hearing this, Bai Bufan turned his head and gave Lin Li a death stare.

——He doesn’t have a mobile phone.

Bai Bufan said word by word:

"Warm reminder, Lin Li, my blood pressure is rising. Please be careful. I don't know what excessive things I will do next."

"Is Blood Pressure in junior high school now? Which school? How are his grades? I have some connections in Xiling and can help him get into a good high school." Upon hearing this, Lin Li immediately took on the attitude of an elder and asked questions.

Bai Bufan: “?”

Damn you.

Lin Li felt that his phone would fly away in three seconds, so he put it back in his pocket with a smile, walked to Bai Bufan's side, killed a few mosquitoes, and looked at the back mountain outside the balcony:

"Chat! Let's chat! What else can we talk about? Life, ideals, love."

Bai Bufan flexed his fingers and said, "My life is about eating, sleeping, and glue making. My love is about glue making. My ideal is to use the time for eating and sleeping to glue making. Okay, I've finished what I said. It's your turn, Lin Li."

Lin Li: "..."

What is the express version?

"You're so damn smart." Lin Li gave a thumbs up and killed a moth.

Animals that can think with their lower body are intelligent.

"Since you came up to me, Lin Li, let me ask you, what exactly happened between you and the squad leader? Don't keep saying it was just a monetary transaction over breakfast. I don't believe it."

Bai Bufan raised his head to look at the third floor, then lowered his voice and asked with a teasing look in his eyes.

Lin Li smiled, looked up at the sky, and spoke in Bai Bufan's expectant eyes: "Wow, Bufan, look at that cloud, it looks like cotton candy."

Bai Bufan: “?”

"When you were changing the subject, you could only use elementary school metaphors? How did you improve in Chinese this time? Did you cheat?"

"Forget it, if you don't want to talk about it, then don't talk about it. I understand. After all, I never tell anyone about my ex-girlfriend." Bai Bufan smiled and lay on the fence, kicking the ground with the tips of his slippers, with a nostalgic look on his face.

Lin Li: "?"

When did this kid ever betray his class?
"Fuck? You have an ex-girlfriend? Why didn't you tell me? What happened?" Lin Li asked in shock and curiosity.

"Because she doesn't exist, I can't tell."

Lin Li: "..."

Fuck you. "I told you earlier that I would never be like someone else." Bai Bufan sneered, pointed at the sky and imitated someone else's tone and said:
"Wow, Lin Li, look at that cloud. It looks like Lin Li who was repeatedly castrated for not exchanging true love with his brothers."

"Fuck you."

"I have been castrated repeatedly. Why, I am an immortal bird?"

Lin Li was amused by Bai Bufan's sarcasm and waved his hands:
"My relationship with the monitor over the past month has evolved from classmates to friends. If you're a little more cocky, we're good friends. There's nothing else. I contact her privately, and most of the time it's me asking her questions and she answering them. So what you're asking doesn't exist, and I can't say anything about it."

"real or fake."

Bai Bufan reached for Lin Li's phone. Seeing that Lin Li did not stop him, he quickly flipped through the chat history between Lin Li and Chen Yuying. When he found that there was really no shameful content, his eyes widened:

"So you're using the class monitor as a study girl?"

"Indeed, I am very utilitarian." Lin Li nodded with a smile.

There are too many behaviors of myself that are close to forcing "getting close" in the eyes of boys, which is actually a task of the system.

The master has brought suffering to himself.

"Only utilitarian? I don't believe it." Bai Bufan questioned after returning the phone to Lin Li, and lowered his voice a little: "No, you deliberately made moves like this today, and you tell me it's only utilitarian? The squad leader wasn't even angry, and I thought you two had already done it."

"I'm just being mean. I'm a pervert anyway, so I don't think as much as you think." Lin Li tapped the fence with his fingertips.

"But habit should be a verbal habit...But the monitor didn't scold you afterwards, nor was he very angry."

Lin Li frowned slightly.

“Forget it, I don’t understand either, but I think you are deceiving yourself when you say that there is only utilitarianism.” Bai Bufan shook his head. As a complete layman himself, he decided not to guide Lin Li, an ordinary layman.

"That's nonsense, who doesn't like a pretty, cute, good-tempered and rich girl?

But liking and like are different. I think I am still at the former. What's more, even if I like her, it has to be mutual. I don't have that confidence. The class monitor is nice to everyone, but other boys in the class are not as thick-skinned as me to come up and play with her.

So no matter what, isn't it the most appropriate to maintain this way of getting along? Why make yourself uncomfortable? But after hearing what you said, I seem to be a little too comfortable."

Looking at the back mountain, Lin Li continued to shoot insects while speaking slowly.

Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li and shook his head in confusion:
"Lin Li, you are so low-self-esteemed. I don't know what you have been doing for the past month, but the change is really amazing. It's amazing that you can stick with it. If I looked like you now, I would have died of STD long ago."

【During this team training, I received heartfelt recognition and praise from other team members (2/4).】

Lin Li: "..."

This is too much of an exaggeration.

However, my image and charm only improved by 20%. Even if the changes brought about by exercise were taken into account, it would not be as bad as Bai Bufan said.

But is this really recognition from the heart?

Bufan's filter for his brother seemed a bit too severe, and the increase of one in the progress of this small task was an unexpected surprise.

and many more.

"I'm a light sleeper. If you do anything to me after playing games, you're dead." Lin Li took a half step back and said vigilantly.

Bai Bufan: “?”

"S***."

"But it's better to be cautious. Anyway, you have no opponent in the class except me, and there is still a lot of time." Bai Bufan nodded.

Lin Li: “Ugh—”

Bai Bufan: “?”

"Sorry, I remembered the fart you said last night, so I feel a little sick. It's okay, just continue." Lin Li waved his hands to indicate that he was fine.

Bai Bufan: “?”

"You are so ugly Lin Li."

"Well, look."

"You're disgusting to death, Lin Li."

"Yeah, it's urgent again."

"I hope the result of your confession will be the same as my friend's last time."

"Huh? Please elaborate."

"I said I like you. She said thank you."

"I said I really like you, and she said thank you so much."

"I said I really really like you, and she said sorry, the other person is no longer your friend, and the message failed to send."

"Your friend..."

"It's not me, it's really my friend."

"Row."

"But, it's extraordinary."

"Ok?"

"If I had known your life was so funny, I would have saved it for the Spring Festival Gala."

"I told you it wasn't me, it was my friend."

"Ah."

"Try to do it again? I'm angry."

"Oh."

"no."

……

Once they got started, it became a great conversation. They started with the gossip that the boarding student Bai Bufan heard from his buddies, and ended up talking about the world situation. They couldn't help but worry about the country and the people.

[Task three has been completed. 】

【whether……】

【You have chosen to give up. 】

This task was not difficult to complete and was completed halfway through the chat.

We are still chatting later just for fun.

[You have received rewards: Title: Breath of Demon; Physical Improvement: Spiritual Energy Absorption Speed ​​Increased by 100%; System Currency*50. ]

To be honest, Lin Li was quite curious about what would happen if the title was doubled, but he did not take the gamble.

Lin Li also tried this title and indeed, like the [Thunder Caller], he could sense these creatures. But he didn't know if it was because they were considered the same kind, but after wearing it, he could clearly feel these insects approaching him, so Lin Li took it off immediately after the test and changed back to the [Blood Crow Killer].

"Fuck, it's almost twelve o'clock." Lin Li, who was a little dry from chatting, looked at his phone and said in surprise.

It's time to sleep.

"I'll ask Ding Sihan to open the door for you. Go back."

"Okay." Bai Bufan nodded.

The night chat experience was pretty good. For some reason, the mosquitoes disappeared afterwards and it was really comfortable to stay there.

Lin Li was typing on his phone.

Then laughed.

"Bufan, Ding Sihan is not coming, so she asked us to sleep on the balcony."

Bai Bufan: “?”

(End of this chapter)