Chapter 202: The Moonlight Calls the Captain to Wake Up
[Kiana] "Captain, aren't there a lot of useless things in your house? It seems like less than a minute has passed and you've already found three useless things..."
[Bronya] "Too often..."
[Padochillis (Elysian Land)] "Doesn't that mean the captain's house hasn't been cleaned for a long time? Then isn't it normal for me to help him clean it up?"
[Captain] "Speaking of cabbage that loves to steal electricity... Ai-chan, the electricity bill last month increased by nearly double. Do you know what's going on? I need a reasonable explanation."
[Ai-chan] "Hahaha, Boss, you can ask the dean about this kind of thing. It has nothing to do with me, really!"
[Theresa] "Don't accuse our dean, Ai-chan!"
[Captain] "Come on, Ai-chan, don't I know you? You've been stealing electricity in Hyperion before."
"I don't care about the past. I just want to know why the electricity bill this time is twice as much as before?"
[Ai-chan] "This...that..."
[Captain] "If you confess, I will give you leniency. If you resist, I will give you severity. Do you know how much pain I felt when I saw the bill? Tell the truth, Ai-chan, or don't blame me for being ruthless!"
[Ai-chan] "Boss! I know I was wrong. I shouldn't have been so lucky and thought that the expenses of you guys coming to St. Freya's College must be higher than before, so I won't be discovered if I take more. I promise I won't do this next time!"
[Captain] "Well, a good AI is one that can correct its mistakes. How are you going to compensate for the electricity bill?"
[Ai-chan] "I report it, I expose it, the administrator sister Ai, Hyperion Λ, she also stole a lot of electricity, and even more than me..."
Before Ai-chan could finish her words, she was knocked unconscious by a hammer made of data. After doing all this, Ai-chan threw the hammer aside and continued speaking in the live broadcast room as if nothing had happened...
[Ai Yi] "Um, Ai-chan's intelligence system has a little problem, especially in terms of logic. I have already started to repair it for her, so please don't mind what she said just now, Captain."
[Captain] "Really? I thought you, Ai, were also an accomplice..."
[Ai Yi] "How could that be, Captain? You're overthinking."
[Hua (Love Land)] "Su, I noticed you were staring at the comic book "The New Transfer Student is Dangerous" on the screen for a long time. Is there anything wrong?"
[Su (Le Tu)] "Nothing, I just felt that the characters in that comic book looked familiar, but the picture was a little far away and I couldn't see clearly."
[Under the Moon] "Now all that's missing is me and the humans putting up couplets together~"
In the video, the captain, who had been busy all day, lay exhausted on the bed and fell asleep with an eye mask on.
In his dream, a familiar and soft voice sounded beside the captain's ears, but the captain was still a little confused in his dream, and it sounded intermittent, "Humans...are...too...late..."
The captain vaguely heard someone calling him, and wondered, "Who is calling me?"
"Make an appointment...quickly...don't...anymore..."
Captain: "Appointment? It seems like you have made an appointment with someone. Who is it?"
At this time, the captain heard the voice that seemed to be apologizing, "I'm... sorry..."
When the captain was still wondering why he had to apologize, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his arm. The captain woke up instantly and sat up in bed. "Ahhhhhh it hurts so much!"
The captain regained consciousness and saw Xiao Yuexia biting his arm, which was bleeding. Only then did the captain realize who had made the sound, but he didn't know what Xiao Yuexia was trying to do. "Huh?"
When Xiao Yuexia saw that the captain had woken up, she let go of her mouth and apologized to him.
The captain remembered that the weekly blood-sucking time should not have arrived yet, and only after asking did he know Xiao Yuexia's purpose of coming.
But feeling the pain in his arm, he still asked, "So what just happened?"
Xiao Yue explained to the captain what had just happened, "Before you went to bed, you told me that you had to get up early to post the couplets. I came to wake you up, but you didn't wake up."
Xiaoyue recalled what happened just now...
(Xiao Yuexia saw that the captain was still sleeping, so she shook him hard and told him to get up, "Human brother, get up quickly, it will be too late to post the couplets!")
(Xiao Yuexia saw that the captain showed no signs of waking up, and anxiously slapped the captain's face with her hand, "You agreed to get up early, hurry up and get up, you can't sleep any more!")
Yuexia continued to explain what happened later, "I pushed you and patted your face but you didn't respond. You were sleeping soundly."
The captain was a little surprised at his own sleeping quality. He couldn't wake up even in such a state.
(Seeing that the captain still had no reaction, Xiao Yuexia could only hold the captain's arm and apologize, saying "It hurts, but I'm sorry!" Then she opened her mouth and bit down...)
"In the end, I could only bite you to wake you up, but I accidentally bit you and made you bleed..."
The captain finally understood the whole process and felt relieved. “Is that so…”
But the captain was very confused. He clearly remembered setting the alarm at 6 o'clock before going to bed, so why didn't the alarm go off?
The captain asked Xiao Yuexia about the current time. "Yuexia, what time is it now?"
Xiao Yuexia innocently replied, "It's already four o'clock."
Captain: "Only four o'clock!?"
Four o'clock was quite late for a moon, but a bit too early for a normal captain.
[Zaoyou] "This is horrible! If you make me wake up at four in the morning, you might as well kill me!"
[Keqing] "Indeed, even I think four o'clock is a bit early. Six o'clock is about right..."
[Stargazing] "Yuexia, you really didn't hold back when you attacked. You actually bit Mr. Assassin until he bled."
[Under the Moon] "I didn't mean it..."
[Alicea (Elysian Land)] "She's so cute under the moon!"
[Traveler Ying] "I really want to lure her into my Dust Song Pot!"
[Captain] "No, the moon is mine! You two demons, don't even think about touching my moon!"
【Under the Moon】"Shy〃?〃"
[Stargazing] "Angry (╬◣д◢)"
[Alicea (Elysian Land)/Traveler Ying] "Then the others..."
[Captain] "That won't work! You can't touch Theresa and Guanxing while I'm here!"
[Theresa] "Captain, there's no need for you to do this..."
[Stargazing] That’s right, don’t you trust me? Mr. Assassin~”
[Under the Moon] "After all, you two are still [children], and it's easy for you to be abducted by human traffickers. But it doesn't matter. As a big sister, I will protect you two~"
[Stargazing/Theresa] "That's enough, Moonlight!"
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