Chapter 203 Asking others to eat exhaust gas is such an interesting thing

Chapter 203 Asking others to eat exhaust gas is such an interesting thing

Chapter 203 Asking others to eat exhaust gas is such an interesting thing

Lin Li began to return the same way.

The original pursuit problem becomes an encounter problem, and when it is put into elementary school mathematics textbooks, it becomes a torturous little problem.

Engineering team A and B, the swimming pool manager, and the chicken and rabbit farmer are all people who have attended elementary school Olympiad classes, so they are a part of the experience that must be appreciated.

Lin Li scolded them a lot when he was a child.

Especially the manager of the Jianzhong swimming pool who was draining water while letting it in.

Thinking of this, Lin Li began to speed up and slow down inexplicably. He imagined that someone was observing him while he was doing the questions. As a result, he now had a headache on his face, but he never got tired of it.

From a distance, I saw three people walking arm in arm on the sidewalk next to the fence on the road.

"Little-known fact: if everyone in the world could hold hands and walk around the equator, many people would fall into the sea and drown. So damn holding hands is really dangerous." After seeing the three people greeting him, Lin Li also waved a hand and greeted them with a smile.

The three girls chose to ignore it.

"Ding Sihan, could you please stand out a little? It's not convenient for me to bump into you from that position." Lin Li scratched his head and had to speak his mind.

"Get out of here."

"Lin Li, your hair is flying."

After Lin Li approached, Chen Yuying pointed at his head and said with a smile.

"This is the new look that I just spent 2,800 yuan to customize. Isn't it handsome? Very stylish?" Lin Li stopped the car and stroked the sides of his head back with his hands.

Then laughter was heard.

"Your laughter is really hurtful."

"Our smile is like the sun and two 60-watt light bulbs. You said it yourself. How can it hurt people?" Ding Sihan questioned.

"You will also get hurt if you look directly at a 60-watt light bulb at close range." Lin Li is very good at sophistry.

Qu Wanqiu stopped laughing and nodded seriously: "Stylish, your husband is handsome."

Lin Li: “What is this?”

Then he turned his head to look at Ding Sihan, pointed at Lin Li and whispered loudly: "Sihan, your husband."

"Bullshit, this is your husband!"

"your husband!"

"your husband!"

Lin Li: "..."

Grass.

"Two women who are close to each other completely tore each other apart and fought each other to fight for me. Oh, my damn charm." But it doesn't matter, Lin Li can always find a way to solve the problem.

Qu Wanqiu and Ding Sihan immediately reconciled and tacitly raised their middle fingers towards Lin Li.

You see, Lin Li is an expert at mediating disputes.

"It's not ugly, it's just that it's rare to see you exposing your forehead so completely, it's quite novel." Chen Yuying said with a smile.

“As long as it’s not ugly.” Lin Li didn’t care.

"Have you found a place to watch the sunset?" Chen Yuying asked.

"I've found a good spot where I can sit down. There's the sea below and the view is completely unobstructed. I've already marked it." Lin Li replied.

"Where's Bai Bufan?"

At this time, Qu Wanqiu saw that there was no one behind Lin Li and asked.

"Oh, yes, why is Bai Bufan gone?" Ding Sihan asked in surprise.

“Hahahaha——” Lin Li suddenly started laughing.

After laughing, Lin Li pointed at Ding Sihan and said, "Ding Sihan, your belated 'Oh, right' is so wonderful. It reflects your homesickness. I guess you will only be able to react when Bai Bufan has been dead for three years."

"It would have stink a long time ago after three years, but I can still smell it." Ding Sihan laughed embarrassedly.

"I must tell him what you said. He is blessed." Lin Li was very pleased.

Then he looked at Qu Wanqiu and explained, "He is my mark of the place, equivalent to my urine."

Qu Wanqiu: “…”

What a description.

"The marking behavior is peeing, so what kind of creature are you, Lin Li?" she asked.

"Bai Bufan." Lin Li answered immediately.

Qu Wanqiu: “…”

This guy is too mentally healthy. Attacks of this level seem to have no meaning to him at all.

"How far is it?" Ding Sihan asked.

"If we walk, it will take about 20 minutes. I didn't calculate the distance, but if the electric bike is fully loaded, it will take less than four minutes one way." Lin Li said after calculating, and then patted the front of the electric bike, eager to try, "Is there any stupid bird who wants to fly first?

I tell you, it’s really nice to drive an electric car fast and enjoy the breeze here. It would be a shame if you don’t experience it. Bai Bufan and I just had a great time.”

"It's not that kind of fun, look at me better! Damn fujoshi!" Lin Li narrowed his eyes and stared at Ding Sihan who had a weird look in his eyes.

"Really? Then I'll give it a try." Retracting his deliberate gaze, Ding Sihan was eager to try, "But you don't have to take me to the destination, you have to take me back later."

"why?"

"If you take someone else with you on your next trip, won't Wanqiu be left alone for several minutes?" Ding Sihan asked, "How pitiful that would be, as if she were abandoned."

Qu Wanqiu scratched her head: "Why do you assume that I'm the one left alone in the end?"

After saying that, Qu Wanqiu glanced at Chen Yuying beside her and nodded: "Oh, it's me." Chen Yuying: "..."

Chen Yuying suspected that Qu Wanqiu was talking to herself on purpose.

"Ding Sihan, please stay away from my back when you get in the car. It's summer time, and warm girls like you are the most annoying." Lin Li said with a smile.

Unfortunately, Lin Li is not the Third Brother. As for the motorcycle formation performance during the Third Brother’s military parade, one vehicle is more than enough to carry ten people at a time and can take everyone to their destination at once.

The electric bike that Lin Li rented didn't need to deliver food and didn't have a trunk, so the seat space was very large. In addition, Lin Li intentionally moved forward a little, so after Ding Sihan sat on the bike, they could easily maintain a distance without feeling awkward.

In fact, it doesn’t matter if the distance is closer. It’s just an electric car. Given the personalities of the two of us, we won’t care at all.

"Ding Sihan, let's go. You can grab the rear wing behind you, or you can grab my clothes. But let me tell you first that the clothes are worth three thousand six hundred, so don't pull too much. Finally, if you want to hug me, that's fine too, but I'll charge you another price."

After feeling that Ding Sihan was sitting firmly, Lin Li tilted his head to remind her.

"Just drive your car. I also held you in my arms in the haunted house when you were a kid." Ding Sihan sneered.

Lin Li: "..."

"The memories of horror are assailing me."

The taillights lit up and the electric bike rushed out suddenly, bringing with it Lin Li's laughter and Ding Sihan's shouting.

……

At the destination, Bai Bufan saw two people coming towards him on the road behind him and stretched out his hand to greet them.

Two people drove over.

Bai Bufan: “?”

The smoke and dust raised by the tires was loud and red.

……

"Drive another lap!" Ding Sihan soon felt this extremely simple happiness. When Lin Li stopped, she patted Lin Li's back heavily and gave the order while recording the sea with her mobile phone.

"Order."

return.

"The wind is really comfortable, and it's more interesting to take videos of the sea. You can try it."

After Lin Li drove Ding Sihan and reunited with Chen Yuying and Qu Wanqiu who were still walking, she said:
"It's a pity that it's illegal to sit sideways on the back seat like on a bicycle, otherwise it might be fun to take selfies."

"I can see that your hair is all messy and you must be having a lot of fun." Chen Yuying walked forward with a smile and rearranged Ding Sihan's hairstyle.

"Thank you Yingbao."

"Why don't you help me clean it up?" Lin Li turned his head and asked.

"Because you spent 2,800 yuan to customize a new look, I dare not touch it." Chen Yuying responded with a chuckle.

Lin Li smiled and gave a thumbs up.

Under his leadership, the squad leader is becoming more and more like a normal person.

"Then I'll try it too." Qu Wanqiu felt itchy after hearing what Ding Sihan described, so she raised her hand and prepared to get in the car.

"Twenty RMB per round, additional services are priced differently." Lin Li announced immediately.

Qu Wanqiu took off her hairpin, squatted down and looked at Lin Li's wheels, raised her head and asked, "Lin Li, how much is the tire?"

Lin Li: "..."

Under Bai Bufan's leadership, Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu are becoming more and more like Bai Bufan.

“Is it still charged now?”

"No, no, get in the car."

Another five minutes passed and Lin Li came back with Qu Wanqiu.

"Did you see Bai Bufan's expression just now? He called us but we ignored him. He was stunned."

"Is there a possibility that he has already scolded you in the group?"

Qu Wanqiu got out of the car and smiled as she shook the phone in her hand. "There's a 60-second voice message."

"He wouldn't say such a curse in a girl group." Lin Li knew Bai Bufan very well. He exposed the lie and then looked at Chen Yuying:

"Squad leader, don't you want to try?"

"Okay." Chen Yuying didn't think twice before sitting in the back seat of Lin Li: "Should I put my feet here? It won't affect you, right?"

"You put Yingbao in the wrong place. You should have put it in his mouth." Qu Wanqiu corrected while taking out the small hairbrush she carried with her and combing her hair.

Lin Li: "?"

"Ah——" Lin Li opened his mouth wide and made a deliberate sound the next second.

The four of them were quiet for a while.

Chen Yuying covered her face with her hands in the back seat, feeling a headache and despair, as if she was the one who was embarrassed.

"I can't stand Lin Li, he's so disgusting! Hahaha——" Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu felt a little uncomfortable with Lin Li's ridiculous laughter, and they both squatted on the ground, holding their stomachs.

Young man, fight with me?

"Haha, we all know who the disgusting person is. Don't lie to yourself." Lin Li sneered and looked at Qu Wanqiu.

"..."

and many more.

Why are the three of them looking at themselves?

(End of this chapter)