Chapter 204: Kakuzu: Little White Hair, give me half of your property. After you die, I will support

Hell is too hellish
Lord Hokage!

Why are the words coming out of your 36-degree mouth so cold!

"Thank you, Hokage-sama."

Hatake Sakumo responded to Uchiha Kusuno with a fake smile.

But Lord Hokage did remind himself that marriage is not something that can be rushed!

You must choose your marriage partner carefully. Appearance is secondary, character comes first!

"You're welcome. Think positively about it. Even if your wife really remarries with your son, at least your son is really your son. Some unlucky guys have been cuckolded their whole lives and have been raising sons for others their whole lives!"

“That’s the real tragedy!”

Uchiha Nan cited examples to reassure Hatake Sakumo that his situation was not the worst. The worst situation was that even the child was not his, and in the end his wife remarried with the child.

“Hehe…Hehe”

Hatake Sakumo was stunned for a moment with a stiff smile, as if this was indeed the truth. He was not particularly miserable.
wrong!

There is a truth in this!
Lord Hokage is obviously talking nonsense!
Hatake Sakumo was feeling very nervous inside, and then he heard Kakuzu's voice in his ears.

"Little white hair!"

"Don't be afraid, I'll take care of you. As long as you write a will before you die and give me half of your property, I will support your wife and children after you die!

I promise that your wife and son will still have your last name, Qi Mu, and no wild man will have the courage to seduce your wife!"

"Of course, you must first make sure that your son is indeed yours. You must listen to what the Hokage says!"

Kakuzu came to watch the fun and walked up to Hatake Sakumo, patted Hatake Sakumo on the shoulder, and made a promise to Hatake Sakumo with a serious face.

The air was suddenly filled with a happy atmosphere. Uchiha Nan wanted to laugh out loud, but he forced himself to hold it back. After all, laughing at this time would be a shame.
Kakuzu, the Pixiu, is really capable of doing this. At least Kakuzu is well-known for not liking women. He only loves money!

It was indeed a wise choice for Hatake Sakumo to consider Kakuzu as the final backup.

However, the person involved, Hatake Sakumo, didn't seem to think so. He shook off Kakuzu's hand on his shoulder with one hand, his face turned purple, and he roared at Kakuzu angrily:
"You damn Pixiu!"

"You can't spit out ivory from a dog's mouth. You are plotting against my property. I tell you, I will definitely live a long life!"

After Hatake Sakumo finished speaking, he took a breath, his heart full of resentment towards Kakuzu. He hadn't even gotten married yet, and he didn't even have a son, yet this damn Pixiu was already interested in his property.
asshole!

"Alright, alright, Kakuzu means well, too."

"Sakumo, don't get so excited!"

Uchiha Nan stepped out to smooth things over, making Hatake Sakumo's expression look a little better. After snorting coldly at Kakuzu, he turned his head and looked at Nara Shikaon.

Nara Shikaon just told me bad news, but he was only half right.
Now there is the other half left.
"Lord Lu Yuan, what about the rest of the bad news?"

Hatake Sakumo's voice trembled, and he looked at Nara Shikaon with expectant eyes, hoping that the news would not be too bad.

"Then I'll say it."

"The Third-generation Ai has personally ordered that if the Kumogakure ninjas encounter the Konoha White Fang while on a mission, they can directly abandon the mission without being punished. They must hunt down the Konoha White Fang as soon as possible!"

Nara Shikaon looked at Hatake Sakumo and told him the rest of the bad news.

"What??"

"how so!!"

"How can Kumogakure treat the ninja code as a joke? Shouldn't a ninja complete the mission at all costs?!"

After hearing this, Hatake Sakumo yelled crazily. He didn't expect that the third generation Ai could give such an order!
"Little white hair!"

"The promise I just made can be put into writing. If you have thought it through, remember to come find me!"

Kakuzu looked at Hatake Sakumo with a slightly sympathetic look. This was the first time he had seen such an unprecedented order.

Ninjas make a living by completing missions. If they can find excuses to give up even a mission, can they still be called qualified ninjas?

What's the difference between a ninja who can't complete a mission successfully and a waste?

Of course, similar orders from the third generation of Ai have appeared before, but they are all unspoken rules and have never been put on the table.

But the Third Generation Ai actually issued such an order openly. It seems that the Hidden Cloud Village and Hatake Sakumo will fight to the death.

In the past, Hatake Sakumo had only offended ordinary people from the Land of Fire, but now he has offended the Hidden Cloud Village, one of the five major ninja villages in the ninja world.

Kakuzu thinks that Hatake Sakumo's future is doomed!

"Go to hell!!"

"It's all your fault, you damned Pixiu. You dragged me into this mission. You wrote all those crooked tricks and deceptive manuscripts!!"

"And you even urged me to deceive the Sandaime Raikage!
"I was wrong, I was really wrong. I shouldn't have gone on the mission with you from the beginning. If I didn't go on the mission, I wouldn't have gone to the Hidden Cloud Village. If I didn't go to the Hidden Cloud Village, I wouldn't have tricked the Third Generation Ai into investing in the Blue Sky Project. If I didn't trick the Third Generation Ai into investing in the Blue Sky Project, I wouldn't have been hunted down by the Hidden Cloud Village..."

Hatake Sakumo was so angry that he put all the blame on Kakuzu. He was not the mastermind at all. The mastermind was this damn Pixiu and the Hokage!!!
Kakuzu frowned and retreated behind Uchiha Nan.

He can't take the blame for this!

There's someone above me! Little White Hair!

"Hokage-sama, please help me!"

"Yunyin and the others are crazy, treating me like this!"

Uchiha Nan felt a little helpless. Why did Hatake Sakumo's mumbling just now seem so familiar?

But what other good ideas could he have? If the Hidden Cloud Village was really determined to gather the whole village's strength to kill Hatake Sakumo, even if Hatake Sakumo stayed in Konoha and never left the village, his fate would be unspeakable.

After all, it's impossible to guard against thieves for a thousand days even if you are a thief for a thousand days, and the methods of a ninja are hard to guard against!

"Well, don't worry, Hatake Sakumo!"

"I will raise your insurance compensation to the highest amount. The more you invest, the more compensation you will get."

Uchiha Nan avoided the question and said, "Hatake Sakumo's fate is up to him."

Practice hard and become the White Fang of Konoha in future generations as soon as possible. You will definitely not die so easily!

"Wow, then I'm going back first!"

Hatake Sakumo looked sad and left Uchiha Kusuno's office with wide noodles in tears.

Lord Hokage doesn't care about me anymore!
"Hokage, if there's nothing else, I'll be leaving too. I need to go back to the Ministry of Finance to look at last year's and this year's account books and learn about Konoha's recent financial situation. I wonder if there are any opportunities for investment.

Also, I heard that Konoha's arms and medical supplies are selling very well, and several large orders have come in recently." "It just so happens that I have a way to exchange gold. The risk is a bit high, but the profit is very high!

I will go and negotiate some big deals then."

Kakuzu talked about his channels at the gold exchange, and how there was a huge demand for high-quality weapons and explosives, especially medical supplies, which were now in short supply.

There are ways to drive up the price even higher, but the risk is relatively high. After all, the possibility of fraud in the gold exchange is relatively high. However, the profit is very considerable and it is worth taking the risk.

As soon as Kakuzu finished speaking, Nara Shikaon's eyes widened and he felt the pressure coming from Kakuzu.

After completing a task for more than a year, you don’t even want a vacation?
If you don’t want it, you can give it to me!

Nara Shikaon wanted to say something, but felt that he had nothing to say. Kakuzu always valued money over his life, and the Earth Grievance on his body could keep him energetic. The worst that could happen was that he had to go to the death row and get a new heart.

However, not everyone can be like Kakuzu!

You are the king of involution!
“Just go ahead and do it!”

"I believe in you, Kakuzu!"

Uchiha Nan showed admiration for Kakuzu.

Excellent quality, strong body, greedy heart, no morals, willing to work overtime
This is the perfect employee in my mind!

Other employees just like to be lazy. They complain after working overtime for a few months. I don’t pay them for nothing. They really don’t know how to appreciate their blessings. If they don’t appreciate my kindness, I will deduct their overtime pay!
"Lu Yuan, why are you still standing there?"

"Did you finish your work for today?"

“Is the report ready?”

"Don't you know how to prepare for tomorrow's work?"

Uchiha Nan shifted his attention to Nara Shikaon. He was still standing there stupidly. Kakuzu had already hurried out and returned to his workstation to work!
"Yes, Hokage-sama!"

Nara Shikayuan spoke loudly and quickly, then quickly left Uchiha Nan's office. He wanted to report his work and return to his office to take a rest, but it seems that he has no chance!
Uchiha Nan snorted coldly, walked out of his office, pretended to leave work early, then made a circle and returned to the Hokage Building and began to patrol, just like a lion patrolling his territory.

Can it be said that if workers work hard, they are making money?
That's called getting paid for your labor!
Uchiha Nan knows this very well, but he hates it. After all, he is the boss now.
This time Uchiha Nan is going to launch a surprise attack to see how many slackers are slacking off while being paid and want to get something for free!
Uchiha Nan came to the tea room on the first floor. There was a noisy sound coming from the room. Uchiha Nan kicked the door open and walked in.

The noisy sound of people disappeared immediately. A group of slackers were drinking milk tea and eating cakes, with only the accompaniment music playing on the radio nearby.

"You came from Dandong and gave me a white dress.
Craving for Cantonese food!
Breaking tears is not afraid of the sea
"

Uchiha Nan's mouth twitched. Listening to this song while at work is really loyal! !
But your behavior as a bunch of slackers is not loyal at all.

Don’t want to eat oranges, want to eat purple eggs, right? !

"It seems like you all are very leisurely, not at all like what Nara Shikato said."

“I usually work until late at night and have to work overtime to complete the task.”

"Have you always been taking advantage of this opportunity to slack off after I've left?"

Uchiha Nan spoke with a forced smile, and a group of slackers lowered their heads in shame, and then followed behind Uchiha Nan, searching for the slackers with him layer by layer.

As Uchiha Nan expected, this evil behavior of slacking off while paid is simply impossible to guard against!
Uchiha Nan made a big circle in the Hokage Building and caught dozens of slackers, especially Senju Momorama!
This guy actually slept in the office openly!
"Momo, I'm so disappointed in you!"

"You are my assistant Hokage, don't you know how to set a good example for your subordinates?"

"You're actually slacking off during work hours!"

Uchiha Nan looked extremely distressed, which made Senju Momorama look disdainful. This bastard Hokage was the most leisurely guy in the whole Konoha, and his working hours every day were less than half of his own. Why did he act so arrogant in front of him!

Just because you are the Hokage, should I bow my head?

You've taken over my daughter!

"Hokage-sama, I have completed my work for this morning."

Senju Momomama looked unconvinced. His own daughter had been deceived away by Uchiha Nan. He was just lazy at work and took a nap. Was it necessary to make such a fuss?
This naturally evil Uchiha Hokage!

oppressive rule!
"Done? Can't you do the afternoon's work as well!"

"No work tomorrow?"

"Can't you just follow your colleague's work?!"

"You just wanna be lazy!!"

Uchiha Nan corrected Senju Momorama's incorrect thinking at the first opportunity. How come Senju Momorama has no sense of ownership at all? Can't he just treat Konoha as his home?

Even if you can't become Hokage, you have to devote yourself to the work of serving Konoha! !

Senju Momoma widened his eyes and was about to refute Uchiha Nansu's "righteous" remarks when he heard them. He was interrupted by Uchiha Nansu.

"What, are you not convinced?"

"You won't get any overtime pay this month!"

"And you, all your overtime pay this month will be deducted!"

"Everyone should learn from Kakuzu from the Ministry of Finance. He got back from a business trip and immediately got back to work. This is what an excellent ninja from Konoha should be!"

Uchiha Nan naturally deducted the overtime pay of those who were slacking off. After all, that was what the employee code of conduct stipulated.

He did not deduct employees' wages at will, everything was done according to the law!
At the same time, he called on all those who were caught slacking off to learn from Kakuzu.

Senju Momomama wanted to say something, but Uchiha Nan left the room without waiting for Senju Momomama to organize his words to refute him.

After catching a bunch of slackers, Uchiha Kusu left the Hokage building with a sad heart. He hoped that all the ninjas in Konoha would follow Kakuzu and learn his work ethic!
When the slackers saw the Hokage leave, they began to complain.

"Hokage-sama, you actually carried out a surprise attack this time. I lost my overtime pay for this month. My heart aches!!"

"Yes, yes, every time the Hokage leaves work early, we can slack off for a while. We failed this time, so we have to be careful next time!"

"Well! You bastard, you were obviously slacking off with me, why didn't the Hokage catch you!"

"Idiot, I'm going to the toilet. Only those who are paid to take a shit are real slackers. I go there eight times a day now!"

"Didn't you tell me earlier?!"

"You didn't even ask!!"

The slackers exchanged their slacking experiences behind Uchiha Nan's back.

Uchiha Nan returned to Senju Tobirama's laboratory. He wanted to find a way to correct the unhealthy trend of slacking off at work!
(End of this chapter)