Chapter 211 9-tail: 2-tail is going to live the same hard life as me, how sad

Chapter 211 9-tail: 2-tail is going to live the same hard life as me, how sad

The slacking monster has jumped out on its own!
Senju Momonaka is one, and there is also Nara Shikaon!

Even Tobirama Senju wants to join in the fun!
Feeling guilty, Nara Shikato voluntarily blew himself up and stood there in silence, wondering where he had revealed his flaws that allowed the Hokage to discover that he was slacking off during work.

Could it be that there is an insider who informed on the matter?

"Humph, are you the only one slacking off?"

"It must be a gang crime!"

"Who else is slacking off with you?"

Uchiha Nan snorted coldly, interrupting Nara Shikayuan's thoughts.

There must be more than one slacker like Nara Shikaon in this Hokage Building.

When a cockroach is found in the sun, the dark and damp corners are sure to be full of cockroaches.

"Hokage-sama, I don't know about that. When I was slacking off, I was in my office and didn't notice my other colleagues."

Nara Shikato chose to take on everything alone and did not betray the other slackers.

The answer was even more confusing. He only admitted that he was lazy and focused on making a non-stick pan.

“All my overtime pay has been deducted this month.”

According to the provisions of the employee handbook, Uchiha Nan deducted all of Nara Shikaon's overtime pay for this month.

"Yes, Hokage-sama."

Nara Shikato breathed a sigh of relief. It was just overtime pay and he didn't rely on a fixed salary to make a living. But his heart still ached.

"However, Nara Shikato, you still have time to slack off. It must be that your workload is not yet full. It seems that I need to add some burden to you."

After Uchiha Nan finished speaking, he casually added a little bit of workload to Nara Shikaon. It wasn't much actually, just twice as much as usual.

"Yes, Hokage-sama."

Nara Shikayuan left Uchiha Nan's office with tears in his eyes. He had to spend several consecutive nights in the office.

After dealing with the lazy guy Nara Shikaon, Uchiha Nan began to consider how to deal with the number one lazy guy Senju Tobirama. He had long been suspicious of his evil actions.

He concealed his scientific research results and did not report them, but the number of scientific research results he submitted every month was astonishingly consistent. Although this work efficiency was not bad, it could even be described as explosive efficiency.

But Uchiha Nan really wanted to see the limits of Senju Tobirama - a nuclear-powered donkey running at full power.

Then Konoha’s future will definitely be more prosperous.

All of this is for Konoha.

Uchiha Izuna's grave should be buried in the clan land.
Uchiha Nan is considering whether to resurrect Uchiha Izuna through the Impure World Reincarnation to give Senju Tobirama a surprise.

After all, the old friends haven't seen each other for a long time, and Senju Tobirama must miss him very much. This is a good opportunity for them to reminisce about the past.

By the way, let Uchiha Izuna whip Senju Tobirama severely to improve Senju Tobirama's work efficiency.

"Take me to see the Nine-Tailed Fox. I haven't seen it for a long time."

Erwei, who was basking in the sun, suddenly opened his eyes and made his request.

It wanted to meet the Nine-Tailed Fox, whom it hadn't seen for a long time.

"Want to see Kyuubi?"

"Come to think of it, you two tailed beasts have been sealed in the past, and you occasionally chat in the spiritual space, but you haven't met in reality for a long time."

"Then let's go and meet him."

Uchiha Nan nodded and agreed to the Two-tailed Cat's request. The Two-tailed Cat hurriedly jumped from the table to the sofa, and then climbed onto Uchiha Nan's shoulder.

"Are you so anxious to see Kyuubi?"

“Are you on good terms?”

"Hmph, I don't like Kyuubi's personality."

The two-tailed cat snorted coldly, which made Uchiha Nan realize that something was interesting, and he began to ask about the interesting things between the tailed beasts.

Soon, Uchiha Nan understood the whole story.

The Nine-Tailed Fox has always been self-righteous and likes to use the number of its tails to ridicule other tailed beasts, thinking that its status is higher than that of other tailed beasts.

For example, Shukaku has only one tail, so in the eyes of the Nine-Tailed Fox, its status is that of an inferior beast among the tailed beasts, and it is the Nine-Tailed Fox's main target.

The Two-Tailed Cat also has two tails, and is not much stronger than the One-Tailed Shukaku, and is often hit by the Nine-Tail's map cannon.

So the two-tailed cat, like the one-tailed cat, also dislikes the nine-tailed cat.

The three-tailed Isobu, the four-tailed Sun Wukong, the five-tailed Mu Wang, the six-tailed Rhino Dog, the seven-tailed Chongming, and the eight-tailed Niu Gui, they all don't like the nine-tailed's personality.

The Sage of Six Paths is a biased person!

However, the tailed beast brothers were unable to argue with the Nine-Tails due to the disparity in their strength.

There's nothing you can do, if you have so many tails you can do whatever you want!
But the One-Tailed Fox Shukaku couldn't stand the Nine-Tailed Fox's arrogant tone the most, and would not tolerate it at all. Even if he couldn't beat it, he would still rush up and scratch it a few times, and he would never admit defeat in words.

"It seems that the Nine-Tails doesn't have a very good relationship with the rest of you eight tailed beasts."

Uchiha Nan responded to the two-tailed cat's words as he walked.

The two-tailed cat was thinking inwardly how to greet the nine-tailed cat.

Dear Nine-Tails, I have joined Konoha’s eldest brother and gained Konoha’s protection. Now I can move freely in Konoha and no longer have to worry about bad guys coming to catch me.

And you have always claimed yourself to be the boss of the tailed beasts, and you like to use your tail to determine strength. I wonder how you are doing now?

I heard from the boss that you didn't seem to be doing well, and now I see that it is indeed the case.

Nine-Tails, don’t you claim to be the number one among the Six Paths Sage and you are number two?
How can you live your life like this?
The two-tailed cat thought so in his heart and was extremely looking forward to meeting the nine-tailed cat.

After a while, Uchiha Nan arrived at the Senju clan's territory. When the Senju clan members saw the kind father of Konoha visiting the Senju clan, they rushed out of the room and couldn't help but raise their hands to welcome Uchiha Nan.

However, as soon as he approached Uchiha Nan, he was frightened by the two-tailed cat on Uchiha Nan's shoulder. The chakra fluctuations like the deep sea were really terrifying.

"Don't worry, it's a cute cat, it just has a little more chakra."

Uchiha Nan said hello to the Senju clan members and left in a hurry. The power of the tailed beasts was still too strong, and they soon arrived at Uzumaki Mito's small courtyard.

At this time, Uzumaki Mito was still basking in the sun comfortably in the yard.

Konoha is now thriving. Even though the ninja world is in turmoil as if a second ninja war is about to break out, Konoha is still as peaceful and stable as usual.

She no longer had anything to worry about regarding Konoha.

"Mito, long time no see!"

Uchiha Nan greeted Uzumaki Mito with a smile.

Uzumaki Mito opened her eyes and saw that it was Uchiha Nan, and her expression immediately fell.

The only person in Konoha who could bother her is here!
Really annoying!
Not only did he kidnap Tsunade, he also kidnapped Yangyue!

"You don't have to look like this when you see me. After all, I'm the Sandaime Hokage of Konoha!"

Uchiha Nan was still talking with a smile on his face, and he moved a small stool from the side and sat down.

The grudge between him and Uzumaki Mito started when he was running for Hokage.

Didn't he just beat her into a pig's head, and then tricked her into signing a contract? That contract didn't pay much money, and it would only be a few digits a year now.

Later, he made a movie, used Hashirama's cells to force Uzumaki Mito to sign an "unequal" contract, and hinted to do something dirty to Uzumaki Mito during a high-level boxing match. These things are nothing.
The only ones left are Tsunade and Yangyue. This was not their own initiative. Uzumaki Mito can still blame himself
As the saying goes, it is better to resolve a feud than to create one. Uchiha Nan never took it to heart, but Uzumaki Mito couldn't forget it. "This is not the Hokage of Konoha. What on earth brought you here?"

Uzumaki Mito was acting weird there, and the next moment he noticed the two-tailed cat on Uchiha Nan's shoulder.

"What is this stuff?"

"Tailed beast?"

Uzumaki Mito was a little surprised. It was clearly a house cat, but it was emitting chakra fluctuations similar to those of a tailed beast.

"You guessed it right, this is a two-tailed cat."

"I picked it up outside and plan to raise it in Konoha."

Uchiha Nan patted the two-tailed cat's head and scratched its chin.

"Has Kumogakure already deployed the Two-Tails?"

"And you caught me."

Uzumaki Mito's expression was a little worried. It seemed that the situation in the ninja world was worse than she had imagined.

She has now retired to the second line and rarely asks about the affairs of the village. She is just a decoration in the Jonin meeting, sitting there to watch the fun. After all, the boxing matches of the senior leaders are very entertaining to watch.

If it weren't for the face of Konoha's top leaders, Uchiha Nan would have wanted to arrange for Konoha's TV station to come and film a boxing program and make some money at the same time.

"Don't worry, with me here, Konoha is capable of handling any challenge in the ninja world."

"You're so old, don't worry so much."

Uchiha Nan waved his hand, signaling Uzumaki Mito not to worry and just live quietly in the yard.

"Ah."

Uzumaki Mito relaxed his brows and agreed, without refutating Uchiha Nan's words.

Although Uchiha Nan's character and behavior have always been bad, he can indeed be said to be an extremely outstanding Hokage, and it can even be said that he surpassed Hashirama.

Hashirama doesn't have as many cunning ideas as Uchiha Nan.

Konoha has nothing to worry about as long as Uchiha Kusunoki is here.

"So you brought the Two-Tails here to find a Jinchūriki among the Uzumaki clan?"

Uzumaki Mito said slowly as he looked at the two-tailed cat standing on Uchiha Nan's shoulder.

The tailed beasts are still too dangerous for ordinary people. Just staying around a tailed beast can make one feel the pressure. The huge chakra mixed with the powerful will of the tailed beasts can easily disrupt the minds of ordinary people.

After all, not everyone can keep a tailed beast as a pet like Hashirama does.

"of course not."

"The life of a Jinchūriki is not easy. As the first Jinchūriki of Konoha, you know this very well. Do you want the members of the Uzumaki clan to bear such a heavy responsibility?"

Uchiha Nan asked Uzumaki Mito back.

"Konoha needs a tailed beast Jinchuriki."

"How pedantic."

Uchiha Nan shook his head and had no intention of discussing this issue in depth with Uzumaki Mito. As the conversation progressed, they would talk about the value of ninjas.

Uchiha Nan's views were fresh and sharp, and he repeatedly debated with Uzumaki Mito until he blushed.

"Then why did you come to my place?"

"Two-Tails wanted to meet Nine-Tails, so I brought it here."

"I won't talk to you any more. It just so happens that I haven't talked to Kyuubi in a while, so I can meet Kyuubi with the two-tailed cat."

After saying this, Uchiha Nan placed his hand on Uzumaki Mito's body and shot a stream of chakra into Uzumaki Mito's body.

A ball of blue chakra emerged from the Two-Tailed Cat and floated into Uzumaki Mito's body.

The Nine-Tailed Fox's Sealed Space.
The sealed space was filled with dark yellow light. An iron fence locked the Nine-Tailed Fox, and nine chains locked the Nine-Tailed Fox's nine tails tightly.

It seems that the Nine-Tailed Fox and Uzumaki Mito are getting along well recently, and the Nine-Tailed Fox has not been tied into an S shape yet.

"Ku Lama, long time no see."

The Nine-Tailed Fox was sleeping with its eyes closed. It spent its time sleeping in the sealed space.

Apart from this, Kyuubi has no other entertainment activities.

"You born evil Uchiha brat, what do you want to do now!"

The Nine-Tails woke Uchiha Nan up because of his voice. When he opened his eyes, he saw Uchiha Nan and was immediately furious. Even his greeting was exactly the same as Senju Tobirama's.

"What an impolite fox, no wonder the other tailed beasts don't like you."

"Forget it. Considering your contribution of chakra every month, I won't bother with you. Come and meet an old friend."

As soon as Uchiha Nan finished speaking, the two-tailed cat appeared from behind Uchiha Nan.

"Nine Lamas."

"Two-tail? Why are you here?"

The Nine-Tails showed a surprised expression. He actually saw the Two-Tails in Konoha.

Shouldn't it be sealed in the Hidden Cloud Village?
"The Hidden Cloud Village released the Two-Tails and attacked the Hidden Cloud Village's troops. The two sides fought fiercely, and the Two-Tails took the opportunity to escape."

"I was out and about, and I happened to meet the Two-Tails, so I invited the Two-Tails to settle down in Konoha, and it came on its own initiative."

Uchiha Nan embellished the course of events slightly and spoke to the Nine Trumpets.

"impossible!"

"There's not a word of truth coming out of your mouth, you bastard."

"The Two-Tails would never follow you back to Konoha on its own initiative. You were the one who forcibly captured it and brought it to Konoha. Your Mangekyō Sharingan is the nemesis of the Tailed Beasts."

"You must want to seal the Two-Tails, and then find that immortal tribe member Uzumaki Mito, seal the Two-Tails into the body of an Uzumaki tribe member, and create a Two-Tails Jinchuriki!"

"In the future, you will have to force the Two-Tails to be like me, having your chakra drained every month!"

Kurama said a lot, but he didn't believe what Uchiha Nan said.

Can Uchiha Nan let the Two-Tails go?
Still taking the initiative?
Can the second tail take the initiative?
Does Erwei have a chance to take the initiative?

Even as the boss of the tailed beasts, he was powerless in the face of Uchiha Kusunoki's Mangekyō Sharingan. How could a mere Two-Tails have the qualifications to go against Uchiha Kusunoki's will?

"cough cough"

Uchiha Nan coughed and tried to save his face. Kurama really understood him too well. The Two-Tails was indeed caught by him, and then after a lot of threats and inducements, it followed him to Konoha obediently.

He did plan to extract the Two-Tails' chakra on time every month.

But this is an equal exchange. He gave the Two-Tails shelter, a forest to live in, and countless catnip for them to eat. If the Two-Tails still ran around in the Ninja World, it would sooner or later be caught by the Hidden Cloud Village, and then be sealed, and eventually become the source of power for the Jinchūriki.

All in all, I am a good person and I made a lot of money!

Uchiha Nan coughed and signaled the Two-Tails with his eyes.

Cat, why are you still standing there?
Say something for the boss!

(End of this chapter)