Chapter 213: Appraisal Qualification Certificate, Written Exam is Over! Do you want Bobo Double Milk
Chapter 213: Appraisal Qualification Certificate, Written Exam is Over! Do you want Bobo Double Milk or Cheese and Meat Grapes?
[It’s too exaggerated. My eyes can’t keep up with the host’s speed. ]
[One question per second? I would like to call this the Flying Thunder God of the Examination Room! ]
[Pass it on, the anchor is a quick shooter! ]
The barrage of comments followed suit as Ye Yinchuan was solving the questions at a lightning speed, and people started to make fun of him.
[Multiple choice question: If brown feathers are visible on Bobo's wings, it is estimated that the move it has mastered is...]
[A. Impact]
[B. Sand Shifting]
[C. Wind blows]
[D. Wing Attack]
Ye Yinchuan directly chose B.
Although it is a feature on the wings, many people think of the corresponding feature on the feet when they see "sand-pulling"...
But in fact, as long as you understand that the habit of Bobo is to stir up dust with its wings, you can understand it!
[Multiple choice question: If you want to identify the gender of a little Rattata, which of the following methods is wrong? ]
[A. The one with shorter beard is female]
[B. The larger one is female]
【C. Judging by the morphology of the genitals】
[D. The darker the fur, the female]
"First of all, it is the wrong choice, not the correct one, so you must read the question carefully... Although option three is different in length from the other options, it is undoubtedly correct..."
"Choose D! Because there is no difference in color between male and female Rattatas, the other options are correct! Although B has individual differences and is not very rigorous... but there is no doubt that D is absolutely wrong!"
When Ye Yinchuan was doing the questions, he often felt that these questions were full of traps.
It is easy for ordinary people to make mistakes when time is limited and under stress...
But Ye Yinchuan can only be described as fast and accurate!
Even if he can't get full marks, he will be close to it. Ye Yinchuan has such confidence.
There could be only one reason why he couldn't get full marks, and that is... the question was not rigorous enough, or the person who set the question had a wrong understanding!
[Multiple choice question: Which of the following is not a method for determining whether the individual value of a hair ball is excellent? ]
[A. By observing the length and thickness of the tentacles]
[B. Observe the growth and sharpness of teeth]
【C. Observe the clarity of the structure inside the compound eye】
[D. Observe the length and fullness of the tail]
"Easy-point question, choose D!"
Although some questions are full of traps, this type of questions is just a pure gift of points.
Because the fur ball has no tail at all!
"I never imagined that one day taking exams and doing exercises would give me such a refreshing feeling. No wonder those top students love studying and taking exams so much..."
Ye Yinchuan said that he felt very happy.
This test-taking process, which has almost no obstacles and can guarantee accuracy, is really refreshing!
After the multiple-choice questions, there are multiple-choice questions.
[Multiple choice question: Which of the following are ways to identify Psyduck's superpower potential? ]
【①Observe whether the eyes are dull】
【②Observe whether the patient has headache symptoms】
【③Observe whether the patient often becomes dazed】
【④Observe whether it responds to your call】
Looking at the four options in front of him, Ye Yinchuan raised his eyebrows and selected them all quickly!
These are the basis for judging whether Psyduck is stupid or not, and the stupider Psyduck is, the more potential it has for psychic abilities... This is already the latest research result in the Pokémon academic community!
[Multiple choice question: Which of the following is a wrong approach when assessing wrist strength? ]
【①Try to irritate it and see how it behaves when it is angry】
[② Beat it to see how well it can withstand blows and how well it tolerates pain]
【③According to its level, observe the dimension of its muscles】
[④ Knock on the three crowns on its head and listen to the texture of the echo]
Looking at the options in front of him, Ye Yinchuan paused for a moment and selected one or two.
For fighting-type Pokémon, the most taboo identification method in textbooks is anger.
Beating Pokémon is a violation of the Pokémon Protection Act and is not allowed.
Although there are some unconventional appraisers, or some extremely special cases, where these identification methods are needed, they are inappropriate in the vast majority of cases.
As for options three and four.
The muscle dimensions of the wrist can determine its strength to a certain extent.
The three crowns on the head can test the strength of its bones...
Basically, the combination of the two can determine the quality of a wrist's strength, that is, the level of the individual value.
However, people with low individual wrist strength often have muscle contraction, the echo of the crown knocking is turbid, and a hollow texture can be heard.
This is all knowledge from textbooks, so the difficulty of this question is not particularly high.
After all, the entry-level exam is neither difficult nor easy. There is a threshold that can block those who cannot remember the knowledge points or have poor comprehension and adaptability. That's it.
[Multiple choice question: Which of the following methods of identifying the individual values of Ibrahimovic is correct? ]
[①The fluffier the hair, the higher the individual value]
[②The brighter the eyes, the higher the individual value]
[③The fuller the sole, the higher the individual value]
[④The thicker and longer the tongue, the higher the individual value]
Looking at the last body, Ye Yinchuan ruled out the last option and selected all the others.
These are all rules derived from experience.
But Ye Yinchuan has his own understanding.
First, in the Gigantamax form of Eevee, the hair on its neck becomes exceptionally fluffy. It can be seen here that the strength of Eevee will be revealed through its fur.
Second, Eevee has the genes and potential for fairy and psychic aspects. The brighter the eyes, the cuter it is and the better its mental state.
Third, Ibrahimovic's movement habits are basically to run on all fours. Ibrahimovic with high individual values often have better athletic performance, so their soles are also thicker.
As for the tongue... research in this world shows that Ibrahimovic's individual value has little to do with the tongue. Ye Yinchuan also agreed, without having too many insights.
"it's over!"
After finishing the last multiple-choice question, Ye Yinchuan stretched and looked at the candidates around him. They were all staring intently, trying hard to answer the questions.
Ye Yinchuan felt a little bit of superiority and accomplishment.
He finally understood how happy those students in school were who finished their exams much faster than others and were able to leave early to go out and play...
It would be even better if you can get among the best scores in the exam!
"Candidate No. 403, please stop looking around and allocate your time carefully. Answer the questions as quickly as possible!"
The invigilator noticed Ye Yinchuan and reminded him.
At the same time, she raised her eyebrows, looked at the barrage, and realized that the person she named seemed a little unusual.
The invigilator can directly see the situation in the official live broadcast room, including the barrage in the live broadcast room.
This design is to allow netizens to supervise candidates and remind invigilators. It is much more efficient than the invigilators watching themselves and leaves less room for cheating in the exam.
At this time, many comments were talking about candidate No. 403.
[Hahaha! Teacher, please get candidate No. 403 out of here! ]
[Proctor, you don't need to remind him to allocate time, because he has just finished it! ]
[Teacher, I report him for cheating! He finishes the test too fast! Check if he has a grandfather with him! ]
At this time, the invigilator also discovered that candidate No. 403 was actually an anchor with nearly fans. With this number of fans, if they were not fake, he could be considered a relatively big anchor.
She couldn't help but treat it with caution.
The design of this live broadcast of the examination room is not only to supervise the candidates, but also to supervise the invigilators.
In the past, invigilators could secretly take a nap while invigilating. Now try it? Will the sharp-eyed netizens let you go?
The invigilator came to Ye Yinchuan.
Seeing this, Ye Yinchuan also looked at the invigilator, and before the other party could speak, he spoke first:
"Hello, I have finished all the questions. Can I hand it in early?"
The invigilator was stunned. Are you serious? The exam has only started for a short time, probably less than seven or eight minutes, and you have already finished it?
If you choose randomly with your eyes closed, this is the speed, right?
Although the primary appraisal qualification examination is already the lowest level of difficulty, it is not to be played like this!
Do you think this is an elementary school arithmetic problem?
In short, the invigilator looked confused and puzzled.
Because the current situation was beyond her understanding and invigilation experience.
"Are you sure you've finished everything? You can check it carefully to see if there are any mistakes. Once you hand in the paper, you can't regret it."
The invigilator thought of a possibility, that is, the anchor was here for show effect, deliberately trying to stand out in the examination room in order to attract attention and traffic.
It's not like she had never heard of such things before, but she never expected it to happen to her. She reminded herself to stay calm and deal with it.
As a staff member of the exam organizer, if she loses her composure, it will damage the image of the organizer and also allow the villain to succeed.
"I've checked it. I want to hand it in."
Ye Yinchuan's tone was steady and firm, and there was no provocation or arrogance in his eyes.
He just wanted to hand in the paper as soon as possible and leave here. Even if he had to wait for the next interview, it was better than sitting in the examination room in a daze.
While waiting for the interview later, he can also interact with the audience in the live broadcast room and stay with Baizhi and Snorlax.
That's better than staying here stupidly.
"Well, then just click this to confirm your submission... Huh?"
The invigilator intended to instruct Ye Yinchuan to hand in the paper, but found that because it was not yet the specified time, the option to hand in the paper had not been displayed!
This made her feel embarrassed again:
"You have to hand in your paper at least fifteen minutes after the exam. Otherwise, the system doesn't have this option and you won't be able to hand in your paper...just wait a little longer." Seeing this, Ye Yinchuan nodded.
He wouldn't be so impatient as to wait even for a few minutes. It would be a bit unreasonable for him to make a fuss about it.
[666, it’s still okay that it’s not time to hand in the paper yet, that’s awesome! ]
[The host is really fast, but my sister-in-law will suffer in the future! ]
[The invigilator couldn't react, hahaha, probably he has never encountered such a thing before! ]
When the time was up, Ye Yinchuan chose to hand in his paper and left the examination room in a leisurely manner amid the surprised and envious gazes of the other candidates around him.
The written test of the primary appraisal qualification examination is over!
When Ye Yinchuan walked out of the examination room, although he knew that he was using a sledgehammer to kill a chicken, he still couldn't help but walk out with a heartless pace, as if the exclusive background music of the movie God of Gamblers was playing in his mind...
"Xiaochuan, you are so amazing!"
"Ka-hmm!"
Snorlax and Baizhi were waiting in the waiting place, looking forward to it.
"Ha, thank you."
Ye Yinchuan responded to Bai Zhi's compliment with a hint of enjoyment.
Throughout one's life, once the most basic needs of food and clothing are met, one will seek spiritual satisfaction, hoping for self-realization and recognition from others.
Although there are many ways to achieve self-realization, Ye Yinchuan is ultimately a human being, not a saint, so he naturally feels satisfied when he gets the recognition of the girl he likes.
In other words, even if you are good at playing games, your brothers praise you for being awesome, your goddess worships you, and you are recognized by countless passers-by and netizens, which one would you choose?
Ye Yinchuan clenched his fist and said, if I had a choice... of course I would take them all!
As for Snorlax's happiness and admiration, Ye Yinchuan also enjoyed it very much and started by patting him on the head.
Seeing Ye Yinchuan walking towards her, Bai Zhi's heartbeat quickened. Seeing Ye Yinchuan touching Snorlax's head, an idea suddenly popped up in Bai Zhi's mind:
"Can I have a pat on the head, too?"
Her little face turned red, and she could only keep such thoughts to herself!
"Family, I'm back!"
Ye Yinchuan smiled at Bai Zhi, took the phone, and returned to the live broadcast.
When handing over the phone, their fingers touched, and Ye Yinchuan understood it tacitly.
He is a relatively traditional person, and he seems to have a ruler in his heart. To put it bluntly, the time is not ripe yet, and he is not a frivolous person.
And it just so happens that although Bai Zhi sometimes seems careless, she is actually very thoughtful and is instinctively observing Ye Yinchuan's behavior.
If this man is too frivolous and too purposeful, she will instantly lose control of him. But now she quite likes this kind of friendliness, the freshness of just meeting him, the state of being like friends and having a little affection for him.
[Don’t call me family, I don’t have family members who are so good at taking exams! ]
[Host, your questions are too crazy. Even if I give me the answers, I can't finish them as fast as you! ]
[This is the first time I’ve seen such ruthlessness in someone taking an exam! ]
"Ha ha!"
Looking at the comments on himself in the barrage, Ye Yinchuan also smiled heartily.
He is about to get the appraiser qualification certificate, so he is naturally happy.
I believe that friends who have taken the test know that even if you don’t take the test, you must have passed the driver’s license test, right? If you really can’t do it, you can review in the third year of high school, and after the final test, you will know that you did well...
This sense of achievement and satisfaction is very similar.
In one word, awesome! Exams are awesome!
It's like the kind of person who finds out after the test that he doesn't know how to answer many questions, or that he doesn't have enough time to answer the questions, so he rushes to answer them, or even doesn't finish them...
Two completely different feelings, one is heaven and the other is hell!
"This way, this way!"
Bai Zhi waved towards the distance, and saw a rider coming over with a takeaway, which was two cups of milk tea.
"When did you order it? Do you want milk tea?"
Ye Yinchuan looked at the two cups of milk tea and thought to himself, maybe one of them is for him.
But Baizhi didn't say anything, and he didn't know how to express it. What if it was pointed at Snorlax?
This subtle feeling is like when your roommates are dividing things in the dormitory. You are clearly looking forward to it and waiting, but you have to pretend that you don’t know…
"Would you like to drink the Double Combination Bobo Milk or this meaty cheese grape?"
Seeing Bai Zhi holding two cups of milk tea with a bright smile on her face, Ye Yinchuan's mood was even better.
"Are you treating me to a drink?"
"Hey, you're going to treat me to a meal, so it's not too much for me to treat you to a cup of milk tea, right? Let me make it clear first, this is buy one get one free, don't be angry! You drink the cup you bought, and I'll drink the free cup!"
"Why are you angry?"
Ye Yinchuan was also amused by Bai Zhi.
Some girls are stingy and even keep asking for things in relationships.
It is very rare to be able to get along with someone like Bai Zhi, who can truly get along like friends and understand give and take.
Buy one get one free, so what? It shows she is good at managing the household!
[You two are talking and laughing, have you ever considered the feelings of the singles in our live studio? ]
[Come closer, yes, bring my mortar over here, I'm going to kill both of you with one shot! ]
[Not a buddy? I'm broken! The girl I'm pursuing recently, I pay for every meal and hangout, and she doesn't even reply to my messages in time! Where did you find this amazing girlfriend? ]
[The one above, it’s just a cup of milk tea, buy one get one free, is it that serious? But this milk tea is so beautiful, so white…]
In this regard, Ye Yinchuan can only say that there is no harm without comparison.
Precisely because there are too many scams in the marriage market, being a little bit normal seems precious, regardless of gender, and this is true for both men and women!
"You choose first. I'm fine with either."
Ye Yinchuan decided to be a gentleman. What he really wanted to say was, can I drink both?
But it always feels too ambiguous.
"Then I'll have cheese, taro balls and grapes!"
Baizhi doesn't waste time either.
Ye Yinchuan took the milk tea, drank it, and was amazed at the first sip.
The milky aroma is rich and slightly salty, which makes the sweetness not greasy. In the milk tea, there are brown sugar pearls as a small ingredient, and you can even suck the chewy pudding...
As soon as you put it in your mouth, your taste buds are activated and the taste becomes richer!
“Wow, delicious!”
Ye Yinchuan was already in a good mood, and after drinking such delicious milk tea, he felt extremely relaxed all of a sudden.
He briefly described the taste.
[It’s a pity not to do food broadcasting! 】
[Don't be greedy, I'm still working, I don't drink milk tea to lose weight! ]
"Yeah! Mine tastes good too! Can we exchange some? I want to try two flavors..."
Bai Zhi spoke in a lower voice.
I couldn't help but speak out my thoughts...
What should I do? Will he think I am greedy or that I have no sense of boundaries?
After all, this is just an indirect exchange of saliva, right?
"sure."
Ye Yinchuan's heart also skipped a beat. "This milk tea is so delicious. I want to try yours, too."
The two exchanged and used their own straws in tacit understanding. At least this way it looked a little less ambiguous...
[Is it necessary to act with your family? I see you two are almost kissing each other! ]
[Isn’t this little assistant young? She looks like a female college student. I really envy the anchor! ]
[No, no, no... I envy both of them. Oh, by the way, I’m a woman...]
【I object! 】
[Upstairs, they are a handsome man and a beautiful woman, when will it be your turn as a monster to object? ]
[I hate it! Why does the anchor make all the money? The pretty girls also belong to the anchor, and he gets all the good things? ]
It can be seen that there is a lot of resentment in the barrage.
Ye Yinchuan enjoyed the interaction at this moment and the taste of the succulent cheese grapes.
[Host, can you describe the taste? ]
There are still some genuine fans of food broadcasting in the live broadcast room!
"Hmm... the taste is also amazing. The grape flavor is very strong, especially refreshing and sweet. It's a little sour, so it's not greasy at all. The salty and milky taste of the cheese milk cap goes well with the ordinary aroma. There is no sense of disobedience at all. It feels like it explodes in the mouth... Oh, and there are succulents and grape pulp. It feels like swimming in a vineyard!"
Ye Yinchuan described while chewing.
"Oh my god! You are so good at describing it! I think it tastes good, but I can't put it into words! After hearing what you said, I want to drink it again..."
[Which brand? I’ll talk about losing weight tomorrow…]
[Damn, the wolfberry tea in the thermos cup has lost its fragrance all of a sudden! ]
By the way, milk tea is delicious.
But Ye Yinchuan and Bai Zhi were both thinking about Snorlax, so they tacitly left some for Snorlax, allowing Snorlax to continue with the end of the eating show.
After finishing the eating show, Ye Yinchuan looked at the time and estimated that there was still an hour before the interview.
"Well, family members, while we're waiting for the exam, let's have an online assessment, okay?"
[Oh my god, you are so dedicated! ]
[No wonder you are a treasure appraisal anchor, your name is Kirby Treasure Appraisal, don’t forget your original intention! ]
[Sure, the gift is here. I love watching Pokémon identification! ]
Along with the barrage of comments, Ye Yinchuan was also looking for a suitable person to connect with.
Because there may only be one chance to connect, this spot is more precious, so choose carefully!
Soon, a barrage of comments caught Ye Yinchuan's attention.
@IbuIbu:
[Host, my Eevee has evolved into a very strange form... Can you help me figure out what's going on? I've never seen this kind of evolution before. I want to search online, but I don't know what keywords to search for, so I can only come to you...]
Looking at this barrage, Ye Yinchuan's expression was moved, and he already had some ideas in his mind.
Could it be that... someone has finally evolved Eevee into a form other than the three regular evolutions of Water, Fire and Electricity!
This made Ye Yinchuan look forward to it. What kind of evolved form of Eevee would it be?
(End of this chapter)