Chapter 217: Lin Li has a talent for business
Chapter 217: Lin Li has a talent for business
"What prostitute? How much does it cost?" Bai Bufan's ears automatically filtered out the most important things.
Lin Li: "?"
"Are you sick?" they both asked in unison.
"No, how come you even remember this? Do you want to go all the way?" Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li in surprise.
“Something you can remember after just one look.”
Lin Li pulled Bai Bufan's hand away, straightened his collar, and started to act cool again.
It's not impossible to go to the previous station by myself. Anyway, I heard that thing also has a question bank. I didn't know it before. When I saw it, I was amazed and thought that everyone was a little god, omniscient and omnipotent.
Bai Bufan was silent for a while, then suddenly said, "We pledge our allegiance to the mountains and the seas."
"Fishing for the moon in the bottom of the sea." Lin Li immediately followed up.
"Under the moon and in front of the flowers."
Ding, Qu, Chen: “?”
Why did these two guys start the idiom chain from zero frame? They didn't even realize it until now.
"The future is bright."
"just do you best."
When Bai Bufan said this idiom, both of them laughed.
"Do whatever you want." Lin Li smiled.
"Nice idiom," Bai Bufan stood there, covering his face with his hands and laughing, "Then I will do whatever I want."
"You actually gave the answer without even thinking? You're such a strong opponent. Got it! Do whatever you want!"
"You're not bad, but my idiom library is better! Do. Whatever. You. Want!"
Looking at the two people who only shouted out one idiom at the beginning, the three girls holding the microphone fell silent.
What the hell are you two burning about?
It seemed like these two people started playing idiom chain just for this moment.
"This is a KTV. Idiom chain games are not welcome here. Can you please do something that a KTV should do?" Ding Sihan raised the microphone in his hand and cursed helplessly.
"also."
Lin Li nodded, then said to Bai Bufan: "Brother, stop touching me, sing something, your fingers are all soaked white."
"I touched your dam, I just want you to stop stealing my fruit plate." Bai Bufan immediately got into the mood, tapped Lin Li's hand, looked at him with contempt, "Wang Gang can stay, you take your other sisters out, and ask someone to quickly replace them for me..."
Ding Sihan: “?”
"What kind of KTV is this? Isn't this a bit too indecent?!"
"Shang K, the fastest way to do business." Lin Li took it for granted.
Princesses don’t necessarily appear in Disney, they may also appear in KTV.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan received a round of scolding (microphone-enhanced version).
Then the five of them continued to sing. In order to stop Lin Li from continuing to use his bad mouth, Bai Bufan was ordered to sit next to him and keep an eye on him.
After all, no matter how skilled or mediocre you are, it is better to report you.
As soon as he showed any sign of being besieged, Lin Li had no choice but to be obedient.
The afternoon passed by with one song after another.
There are choruses, solos and duets.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan always perform various fancy moves when they sing, swaying as they sing, which they call the Ershuang Dance.
Although it was very funny, the atmosphere was very lively, so much so that Qu Wanqiu and Ding Sihan would stand up and twist their bodies a few times while singing, and they had no embarrassment at all.
He only mocked when it was necessary. At this time, Lin Li would only cheer and encourage.
……
Chen Yuying's phone rang, and Lin Li, who was holding the microphone, paused, leaving only the accompaniment in the room.
Chen Yuying picked up the phone, walked out the door, answered a few words, came back and nodded to everyone, and explained: "My dad drove this way, and it will probably be here in about ten minutes."
"The distance is quite close, and I don't know who they are defending against." Lin Li commented sharply.
Chen Yuying blinked.
It’s so hard to guess.
Lin Li then snapped his fingers and said, "Since it's almost over, let's start Unforgettable Tonight!"
"Okay~" Although the other three people who were slumped on the sofa in the KTV looked exhausted, they all supported this decision.
"You guys are really weak." Lin Li looked at them and smiled. It was already four o'clock in the afternoon. They had been singing intensively for three or four hours. Not only did they sing seriously, but they also stood up and swayed occasionally. So now, except for Lin Li, everyone else was very tired.
Lin Li was indeed more excited than all of them, but he had sufficient energy and blood, and recovered quickly. Even if he was tired, he could sing three or four songs after resting for one song.
"I can sing two more songs, 'Unforgettable Tonight'..." Chen Yuying put her phone on the sofa and went to the song request station. After hesitating for a while, she turned her head and looked at Lin Li: "Lin Li, can you sing 'Summer Blown by the Wind'?"
"I haven't heard of it. Whose song is this?" Lin Li shook his head and asked curiously.
"Guo Donglin and Jinsha sang this song many years ago. It's very nice." Bai Bufan seemed to be an expert, and he explained for Lin Li when he heard it.
"Guo Donglin can also sing?" Qu Wanqiu sat up straight, a little confused.
"Guo Donglin is JJ Lin and JJ Lin is Guo Donglin. Isn't this common sense?" Lin Li glanced at Qu Wanqiu when he heard it, feeling surprised.
Qu Wanqiu: “…”
Is this common sense?
Whose common sense is this?
"Okay, forget it." After hearing that Lin Li didn't know how to do it, Chen Yuying lowered her head with some regret and continued to operate the song ordering screen.
"Don't count, squad leader, have you forgotten? This song is just like cheating. I don't know how to sing it, but I can learn. Just give me a minute to listen to half of it." Lin Li snapped his fingers, took his phone, and immediately went out the door.
Three seconds later, the door of the KTV opened, Lin Li poked his head in and added, "The situation has changed. NetEase Cloud Music wants me to watch a 30-second ad before letting me listen, so it will take one and a half minutes."
Chen Yuying: “…”
It’s true that Lin Li couldn’t be blamed for this change of heart.
Soon, Lin Li returned as a king, came to Chen Yuying's side, confidently clicked play, and picked up the idle microphone on the table, clinking it with Chen Yuying's hand as if in a toast.
“I already know how to do it.”
"Yeah." Chen Yuying nodded. She believed it.
"I still remember the moment when the breeze blew yesterday that summer and seemed to blow away everything, leaving only loneliness to settle." Although I only heard it once, Lin Li, who replaced Guo Donglin, looked at the lyrics on the big screen and his voice was also very beautiful.
"Now the wind is still blowing, the autumn rain is following, but the heat in my heart does not subside." Chen Yuying's voice is very ethereal, and she sang with a different feeling from Jinsha.
He looked at the lyrics and she looked at him.
Occasionally, when he remembered the next line of lyrics and turned his head to look at her without looking at the screen, she would smile sweetly.
……
"Blue thoughts suddenly turned into a sunny summer"
"The warmth in the air won't be far away, and winter doesn't seem to be lingering any longer"
……
"This windblown summer"
"This Summer Blown by the Wind"
At the end of the chorus, the two of them exchanged glances and tacitly changed the "that" in the last lyrics to "this".
The moment Lin Li tightly gripped the microphone, the cold wind in the KTV obeyed his command and blew freely in the room.
Chen Yuying thought it was the air conditioner that suddenly cooperated with her at this moment, and her smile became even brighter.
"Woah!!!"
When the song ended, the three people on the sofa immediately applauded the two of them.
"Speaking of which, the temperature has started to drop. This windblown summer has officially ended. Let's have one last toast on National Day!" Lin Li put down the microphone, picked up his drink on the coffee table with his left hand, and turned on the front camera with his right hand.
Everyone also smiled and squeezed in front of the camera, and the scene was recorded at the moment of the crisp clinking of glasses.
After the five-person chorus of "Unforgettable Tonight" ended, everyone stood up, simply tidied up the garbage, and left.
"Why are you covering your butt all the time?" Lin Li asked Bai Bufan puzzledly.
"Nothing." After singing for an afternoon, Bai Bufan's voice became a little hoarse. He shook his head and naturally let go of his hand.
But after releasing her hands, her expression changed, and she immediately crossed them behind her back, explaining, "I just put my hands behind my back out of habit, it's fine this way."
Damn, what the hell is going on?
Why do I always feel like there’s wind blowing at my butt after coming out of a family KTV?
What kind of symptom is this? It feels itchy when I blow it. Could it be hemorrhoids?
Bai Bufan forced himself to smile, but he felt a little anxious deep down.
Ma Yinglong, save me!
"It's good, it's good." The culprit continued to manipulate the wind to increase the dosage while saying with concern.
——After all, [Yufeng] has already been opened, and the remaining time cannot be wasted.
Blowing a girl's skirt is still too obscene, but blowing a boy's butt is just right.
(End of this chapter)