Chapter 219 Lip reading is good, lip reading must be learned
Chapter 219 Lip reading is good, lip reading must be learned
Looking at the excited Zhou Youwei, Lin Li blinked.
As for what?
It turns out that Xiao Zhou has wanted to compete with me for a long time?
You should have said it earlier. With the sisterly relationship between Xiao Zhou and I, I would have refused with a smile without hesitation - who would have nothing better to do than to fight with an old man? If it weren't for the system, I wouldn't have made such a cheap request.
But for Lin Li now, it is definitely good news.
Both directions went to belong to yes.
"That's great, Grandpa Zhou. I was worried that you wouldn't agree. Let's start now?" So Lin Li couldn't wait to beat the old man.
If Zhan Ying can outlive an old lady, then Lin Li may be able to outlive an old man too!
But Zhou Youwei quickly calmed down and took a step back vigilantly.
Lin Li: "?"
"I need some time to prepare. I...I need to get myself into the best condition possible." Zhou Youwei said carefully.
At the moment, Zhou Youwei has not yet figured out Lin Li’s traps, so he must not follow the other party’s rhythm and it is better to be cautious.
"Is this... so serious?"
Lin Li was a little confused. He rubbed the back of his neck and whispered.
Zhou Youwei sneered in his heart, he was at a loss as to what to do and really exposed his chicken feet.
"How about this, we meet here at nine o'clock to spar again." Zhou Youwei squinted his eyes and looked at Lin Li, continuing to press on.
"Row."
Lin Li has no problem with that, he can just go and have breakfast.
……
There are even fewer people in the community park at nine o'clock on holidays than at six in the morning.
Lin Li arrived at 8:50 without missing a beat, but Zhou Youwei was already waiting there.
"Grandpa Zhou, should we start early or wait until nine o'clock?" Lin Li asked.
"Now."
Zhou Youwei nodded mysteriously.
Everything is ready, except for the pile of evidence of the crime.
"Okay, Grandpa, let's talk about this in advance. This is a friendly fight, and it ends when the time is right. If either party falls to the ground or says the word 'surrender', they lose. Is that ok?"
Lin Li stood aside and stretched his body, stretching his muscles while confirming.
Don't let anything really happen.
However, Zhou Youwei looks very healthy, and he hasn't had a stitch in the side for a long time. He must be taking good care of his body.
"Just start right away. I'm in good health."
Are you still using these to divert my attention? But this time, I won't be fooled.
"it is good."
Lin Li stood in front of Zhou Youwei, assumed the Wing Chun boxing stance, and uttered the onomatopoeia of "A Duo" - "Tai Chi, Lin Li!"
Zhou Youwei: “…”
That familiar feeling that makes people feel dizzy came.
It's back, it's all back.
Lin Li had no choice, mainly because the boxing postures taught in the Eight-Stage Body Building Exercise were more for strengthening the body, and there was basically no part for fighting against the enemy. In actual combat... it all depended on spirituality.
"Come on!" Zhou Youwei shouted.
Today is the day to reveal Lin Li’s true face!
Upon hearing this, Lin Li clenched his fists and rushed towards Zhou Youwei.
Zhou Youwei smiled, exactly the same as last time!
Ha ha.
I bet there are no bullets in your gun!
Zhou Youwei, who had already anticipated what Lin Li was going to do, simply dropped his hands.
Last time, I made a move subconsciously, giving Lin Li the opportunity to scam me, but this time I didn't make any move, so he couldn't fly out again, right?
Zhou Youwei had a smug look in his eyes, a smile on his lips, and he could hear the sound of fists.
and many more.
Why is there boxing wind?
Buhao! Lin Li's gun seems to have bullets!
When the back of Lin Li's hand fell on Zhou Youwei's shoulder, Zhou Youwei's eyes widened with shock - Old Lin, are you serious?
Lin Li's eyes widened with shock - Xiao Zhou, are you kidding?
Damn, Xiao Zhou, you are scamming me again!
We are in this relationship and you are still trying to blackmail me. You are disrespectful to the elderly! You have no shame! You are not a human being!
Lin Li originally thought that Zhou Youwei didn't even raise his hands, this was some Tai Chi move!
Only now has it been confirmed that it was simply a scam. Fortunately, from a safety perspective, Lin Li did not use all his strength at the beginning, and with the BUFF of limb control ability, it was not difficult for him to restrain his strength.
Almost all the force is unloaded.
But Zhou Youwei, who was pushed by the back of the hand that was relieving the force, took a few steps back because he was not standing steadily in the first place, and sat down on the ground while staggering.
[Find a skilled practitioner to compete with and win or gain recognition (1/10)]
A small part of the mission was completed in a way that Linli did not expect.
"Grandpa Zhou, are you okay?" But now Lin Li's attention was not on this. Instead, he carefully looked at Zhou Youwei who was 'shaving', and did not even dare to rush forward: "...I have almost completely withdrew my strength."
He looked around for a camera that could save his life.
Eh?
How come there really seems to be a camera?
"No, it's okay." Zhou Youwei said with a dark face and stood up at this time.
Lin Li breathed a sigh of relief, as he still had some respect for the elderly.
After realizing that Lin Li was serious, Zhou Youwei perked up and started stretching his muscles. He became even more excited. If it was real, he would not be afraid!
"I wasn't prepared just now, Lin Li, come again."
"Grandpa, I don't want to play with you anymore."
Thinking about how he had almost knocked out Wu Min's house and car with one punch, turning himself into a loser, Lin Li felt a little nervous and waved his hand to step back.
Zhou Youwei: “…”
I've taken off my pants and you're saying this now?
"It was an accident just now! I'm not scamming you!" Lin Li's eyes looked familiar, and Zhou Youwei quickly explained.
"Goodbye Grandpa."
"Come back here!"
“Happy National Day.”
Lin Li ran faster.
So Zhou Youwei was the only one left in the community park with a gloomy face.
Zhou Youwei covered his embarrassed face, first collected several cameras used to record crime evidence, and finally went to the pavilion to pick up his mobile phone.
Damn it, all the records have been turned into evidence of my crime.
Zhang Fang, who was on a video call, saw Zhou Youwei and shook her head earnestly, "Old Zhou, it's wrong to touch someone's car. Look how scared you made Xiao Lin. Did you go to such lengths just to show me this?"
Zhou Youwei: “…”
Could it be... Could it be that this is also part of Lin Li’s plan?
Zhou Youwei got a stitch in the side.
……
“No wonder the reward is only one ability. It seems that although the number of people required is a bit high, it is still relatively easy to complete.” Lin Li thought after returning home.
The rule that one loses if they fall to the ground was set by the two of them, but the system recognized this victory in the competition.
That’s very simple, just find nine more physical cultivators who meet the requirements.
After thinking for a while, Lin Li began to search for nearby gyms on the map.
If those muscular men are not considered physical cultivators, Lin Li doesn’t know what physical cultivators are.
In fact, Xiao Zhou can be counted, and so can the coaches and even students in Taekwondo, Sanda and fighting training classes. But it is not popular to challenge others these days. You can't just go to someone's door and say, "Hello, I want to fight. By the way, I won't fight those who have no achievements, nor those who are too successful. Let's see who has some achievements."
It would be bad if you meet a few guys who know Chen Hegao's unlimited fighting style and they come up to you to take out your dick.
It’s still easier to find men who work out.
If he encounters a sharp-headed enemy, he might be able to defeat him without fighting. And Lin Li believed that this was the purpose of the mission. After all, he had not yet learned the skills of a formal fight.
I rode my bike to the nearest gym, and next to it there was a huge sign that read:
"Reading is for talking to idiots calmly, and fitness is for making idiots talk to you calmly."
That makes sense, Lin Li agrees.
"Hello." After walking in, the girl at the front desk greeted Lin Li, "Is this your first time here? Is there anything I can help you with?"
The front desk was familiar with the old customers, and when Lin Li came in and looked around, it was obvious that he was here for the first time, so the front desk asked this question.
"I want to apply for a card."
"Okay, which card do you plan to apply for? I recommend the most cost-effective annual and permanent cards, which also come with free private lessons..." Seeing that salespeople came to her on their own initiative, the receptionist's smile became even brighter.
"Second card."
front desk:"?"
"By the way, can I use the 9.9 yuan experience coupon on Meituan?"
Performance soared.
Just experience it, what’s the big deal about applying for a card once!
The receptionist nodded helplessly: "Just scan the QR code for me after purchase. The experience voucher is only for one-time entry and exit. Please be careful when leaving."
"Thank you." Lin Li fastened the bracelet as proof and then opened the door of the gym.
An English song that Lin Li had never heard of was playing, a DJ version, and it was quite catchy.
There was no sweaty smell as Lin Li had expected, and there was even a fragrance close to the Six Gods. Several muscular men were working out, and after taking a look at Lin Li, they withdrew their gaze.
Compared with them, I, who had obviously become stronger, have become as thin as a bamboo pole again.
In front of the floor-to-ceiling mirror in the gym, several big-breasted women wearing yoga pants and sports tank tops were posing and sweating profusely.
Oda Nobunaga has already proved that instinct cannot be resisted.
Instinct urged Lin Li to take a look, and then Lin Li looked a second time with his eyes wide open.
and many more.
I'm crazy.
As we all know, yoga pants are quite slim-fitting.
But just now when the woman squatted down to take a photo, Lin Li actually read her lips.
This is fucking pornographic.
Lin Li looked around at the muscular men around him again, and surprisingly, no one was paying attention here at all. There was no lust in their eyes, only a desire for muscles.
If Bai Bufan were here, he would definitely talk to himself loudly, or dribble the ball in the air and then shoot a fadeaway jump shot, or maybe even knock himself down and laugh, just to attract the attention of this lip-reading sister.
Although this is better than always saying that small breasts are good, but who will approve it? Anyway, Bai Bufan is very honest.
The woman also noticed Lin Li, but after taking a quick look she didn't look at him again.
Although he is handsome and pleasing to the eye, he is not her type.
Judging a person by their appearance is too crude and one-sided. She prefers to judge by their bank card balance, which has a kind of numerical beauty.
The most expensive item on Lin Li's body was the cell phone in his hand, so it was discarded.
The woman took out a bottle of mineral water and poured it over her head to relieve the sweat and continued taking photos for fishing.
Lin Li did not forget his mission. He first went to the equipment area and tried the barbell, dumbbell and other equipment, then frowned slightly.
My current strength is much greater than it was a month ago, but the comparison is with myself. The power I burst out is far from being inhuman. Whether it is Qi and blood or overall recovery ability, I am more enhancing my endurance.
Although [Charge] can help, Lin Li has no confidence in surpassing these big musclemen in the use of these machines since he has never received any training and does not know the technique of exerting force.
Most fitness movements cannot be completed by relying solely on the strength of the right hand. They require the coordination of the whole body, and even the overall movement may be affected if the right hand is too strong.
"Is this your first time working out?" A sturdy man who was returning some fitness equipment put down the equipment, took off his Bluetooth headset, and asked Lin Li with a smile.
Lin Li looked down and saw that he didn’t have white socks, a beard, or a crew cut. He didn’t look like Nantong but a good brother who was simply eager to help others, so he nodded: “Yes.”
"I recommend you start with this..."
Zhai Kaizhen began to teach Lin Li how to exercise seriously.
Really enthusiastic.
"…Thank you, brother. But, brother, can I have a sparring match with you? I want to see the difference between us."
Lin Li listened and nodded at the side, and after the other party finished speaking, he got straight to the point.
There is a way. Just try using your right hand.
Upon hearing this, Zhai Kai immediately took off his vest, rolled up the legs of his loose shorts, and forced them into "briefs", revealing his muscular leg muscles, and then began to strike a fitness pose in front of Lin Li.
"Come on, as long as you practice hard for a few years, you will have the chance to be like me." Zhai Kai said proudly.
Lin Li: "..."
This is not the exchange you are talking about.
"Brother, can you touch here?"
Noticing that the other person's biceps were almost as big as his head, Lin Li curiously poked the center of Zhai Kai's back.
"I can't touch it!" Zhai Kai said proudly, "This is the honorable proof of fitness. Only the truly strong ones can't touch it at all."
"Awesome." Lin Li agreed without hesitation.
Then Zhai Kai immediately lowered his voice and handed Lin Li a bottle of Liushen: "See the mosquito bite in the middle? It's just below the place you poked just now. Please help me scratch it and spray some floral water on it. Thank you."
Lin Li: "?"
The most helpless person in the world has been found, and the source of the smell in the gym has also been found.
Perhaps, speedrunning hell doesn't require sprinkling itching powder on armless old men, but fitness hunks can achieve the same effect.
After helping a little, Lin Li said, "Brother, can I arm wrestle with you?"
Many fitness machines require the use of the whole body's strength, and Lin Li doesn't have much advantage, so Lin Li wants to try arm wrestling first, which relies purely on right-hand strength.
Lin Li felt that he should have some chance of winning in this regard.
"Sure, I'll let you do it at a 45-degree angle." Zhai Kai readily agreed, and after seeing Lin Li's small arms and legs, he immediately said confidently.
Lin Li said nothing.
The two men went to a table in the gym, where a few guys were injecting themselves with technology.
Lin Li was rather reserved. After looking up the best way to exert force in arm wrestling, he carefully got into position. However, the opponent was much more relaxed and composed, with his hands casually placed on the table.
The two men held hands together at a 45-degree angle, making it difficult for Zhai Kai to exert force.
“Brother, I’ll start when I say start.” Lin Li took a deep breath, activated [Charge], and said at the same time.
"Okay." Zhai Kai was very relaxed, his body still relaxed, but he was a little more serious and stared at the hands of the two.
"Three—two—go!"
"call out--"
In an instant, Lin Li pressed the other person's hand firmly on the table.
[… and achieve victory or recognition (2/10)]
"Champions! We are champions! We will we will rock you!" Even such a servile person can complete the task? It is worthy of being my system! Pure Sword Tomb! The strong men stood up excitedly and cheered with excited voices.
Zhai Kai: “?”
I didn't exert any effort at all!
"Where is the one? Where is the one in the countdown just now?" he asked with his eyes wide open.
"I am one." Lin Li explained.
The name of the group of three people and a dog hasn't been changed yet, so if I'm not one of them, then what am I?
Zhai Kai: “???”
Born! Born!
I enthusiastically taught this newbie how to work out, but what I got in return was such betrayal!
Zhai Kai’s darkest day.
People’s hearts are not the same as they used to be! You can know a person’s face… but not his heart!
(End of this chapter)