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"Xiao Yi, maybe I'll have to trouble you, a top student, to help me come up with a name."
Xiao Shanyi smiled and shook his head.
"I can't guarantee that, but considering Grandpa Shin-chan's personality, maybe everyone will think of a name and then draw lots to decide?"
Xiao Shanyi thought of that naughty old man, who was completely opposite to his own father.
"Really? Then there's hope for my Lisa and Sayuri too."
Meiya said with shining eyes.
"Well, maybe Shin-chan's name will be chosen then, Mei-sama."
Xiaoshan Yi started to give Meiya vaccinations.
"No way, my daughter's luck is not that bad."
Meiya said proudly.
Xiao Shanyi was speechless when he saw Mei Ya's unfounded self-confidence. After all, the family that relied on the lottery to travel abroad was chosen, so it was hard to justify such bad luck.
"Besides, how could Shin-chan have a normal name? It's probably a weird name like Mei or Shin-mei. No one else would have the same name."
Meiya waved her hands and said nonchalantly.
Xiao Shanyi looks at Meiya now and really wants to record it all.
"You're back."
Just at this moment, Xiaoxin pushed the door open.
"Little baby, little baby."
As soon as Xiaoxin opened the door, he went straight to the bedroom.
"Wait, come back here."
Meiya grabbed Shin-chan and brought him to her front.
"What should I do first when I get back?"
“Hula dancing.”
"No, you should rinse your mouth. So what's the first thing you should do when you go to see the baby?"
"Hey, put on your dynamic Superman shorts first."
"boom!"
Xiao Shanyi looked at Xiao Xin who had a big bump on his head.
"So, Shin-chan, why don't you just wash your hands?"
"Ah~~~~~Gurgle."
Xiaoxin looked at Xiaoshanyi with disdain.
"Xiao Yi, are you just going to give in to the evil forces? (￢?￢)"
Xiao Shanyi's eyebrows twitched when he heard Xiao Xin's words. "Don't say that your mother is an evil force. Also, don't drink the mouthwash, you little brat."
Xiaoxin finally patiently washed his hands, rinsed his mouth, drank some water, and excitedly came to the crib.
"Hey, the baby is sleeping."
Xiao Xin said a little disappointedly as he looked at the sleeping baby.
Xiao Shanyi found Xiao Xin's expression very interesting, "There's nothing we can do. Mei Ya said that the baby just finished eating her grandmother, so she is sleeping so soundly now."
As a result, after hearing what Xiaoshan Yi said, Xiaoxin seemed to know something terrible.
"Hey, what should I do? The baby is in a big crisis."
"Big crisis? What big crisis?"
“Think about it, Xiaoyi, if a baby falls asleep after eating, then isn’t that the same as his mother? Will the baby also become an old woman who spanks three layers of belly like his mother in the future?”
When Xiaoshan Yi heard this, he rolled his eyes at Xiaoxin in annoyance, and also glanced at Meiya who was in the kitchen.
"Don't curse your sister so casually. Also, the baby is different from Sister Meiya. The baby goes to sleep after eating her grandmother. This is because the baby will grow up quickly."
"Oh, oh, so that's how it is."
Xiaoxin nodded as if he understood.
Xiao Shan Yi breathed a sigh of relief.
"As long as you understand."
"Sure enough, Xiao Yi also thinks that mom is an old woman who sleeps after eating and spanks three layers of belly."
……
"That's not the point. The point is that the baby's task right now is to sleep well. Don't wake her up."
"Hey, but I already woke her up."
Shin-chan shook the rattle with both hands and looked at the baby who was looking at him with big eyes, with a satisfied smile on his face.
"Why did you wake her up?"
Because of the baby, Xiao Shanyi had to speak in a low voice.
"If the baby becomes an old woman with flat breasts, a pot-bellied waist and a big butt because she becomes like her mother and sleeps after eating, can you take responsibility for this, Xiaoyi?"
Looking at Xiaoxin's righteous look, Xiaoshan Yiqing couldn't help but take a step back.
"me……"
"So, I am the only brother who truly cares about the baby's best interests."
Xiaoshan Yi looked expressionlessly at Xiaoxin who was in some strange state. He thought it was probably because he watched too much TV.
"Woooooaaaaaaa."
Maybe Xiaoxin's voice was too loud and woke up the baby.
"What should I do? What should I do? The baby is crying, Xiaoyi. Should I call 110 or 120 at this time?"
Looking at Xiaoxin who was running around in a panic, Xiaoshan Yi smiled contemptuously. It was finally time for a handsome guy like me to show up. It would be easy to coax a little baby.
"Xiao Xin, don't panic."
Xiao Shanyi smiled confidently.
"At this time, just pick up the baby and rock his body gently."
"Woooooaaaaaaa."
"Shake."
"Woooooaaaaaaa."
Xiao Shanyi shook the baby for a long time but the baby didn't stop crying, and gradually sweat began to appear on his brow.
This shouldn't be the case. This isn't how it's played out in anime. Am I not handsome enough? Or am I not grown up enough to be a baby? Or is it that the baby's aesthetic sense hasn't developed yet?
At this time, Xiaoxin looked at Xiaoshanyi suspiciously.
"Xiao Yi, can you really do this?"
Faced with Xiaoxin's suspicion, Xiaoshanyi had to reluctantly put the baby back into the crib.
Just wait, I will go to your mother to report you.
As a result, before Xiaoshan Yi walked out of the room, he heard Xiaoxin's voice.
"Leaky-ass alien, shake, shake, shake."
Haha, such a simple trick, how could it be possible...
"Xiaoyi, the baby is not crying anymore."
what!
Xiao Shanyi looked back in disbelief, and sure enough, he saw the baby looking at Xiao Xin's butt happily.
How can it be……
When the baby saw that Xiaoxin didn't move for a long time, he started crying again.
"Oh, leaky alien, shake, shake, shake."
After a while, Meiya finished her work and came to the bedroom, where she saw a strange scene.
Xiao Shanyi squatted on the ground with resentment, while Xiao Xin said, "Leak...fart...fart, alien...people, shake...ah...shake, shake...ah...shake."
"Xiao Yi, what are you doing squatting on the ground? And Xiao Xin, why do you look so tired?"
"Damn it, why doesn't my special move work? Why did I lose to Shin-chan? Why on earth is this?"
"Mom...Mom, save...save...me."
Looking at the two people who seemed to be acting strange, Meiya was completely confused.
"Can anyone tell me what happened?"
Chapter 155: Thinking of a name for the baby (asking for everything)
That night, the four members of the Nohara family gathered around the baby's crib, thinking about something.
Meiya was extremely anxious when she saw Guangzhi keeping his eyes closed and not saying anything.
"What should we do now? Tell me quickly."
"You suddenly asked me to speak, but I can't say anything?"
Guangzhi shook his head to indicate that he was powerless.
"Really? That's how dad procrastinates. That's why he causes trouble to others."
Xiaoxin raised his hands in protest.
Xiao Shanyi also looked at Guangzhi with a troubled look.
"Brother-in-law, things have come to this, don't think about relying on others, make a decision quickly, otherwise we will be really distressed."