Chapter 223: The Pokémon that symbolizes good luck and looks like an egg! A cult story about Pokémon
Chapter 223: The egg-shaped Pokémon that symbolizes good luck! A cult story about Pokémon!
When Ye Yinchuan learned the truth, he was also a little surprised.
He originally thought that the "people" mentioned in the illustrated book "establishing a romantic relationship with anyone" referred to Pokémon, but now it seems that he was too naive...
The people here are truly human!
"Ah? Hai Xingxing's love interest is my sister? How could this be possible?"
The boy's heart was obviously hit hard.
Starfish is his Pokémon and sister is his dear sister, but now he is told that Starfish likes sister?
"Well... to be precise, Hai Xingxing thought she was in love with your sister, but I don't think your sister thinks so."
[If my sister thinks so, then it’s really ridiculous! ]
[The love between humans and Pokémon... I can't imagine it! ]
[I really don't know if you are too timid or have limited imagination. Didn't you guys eat the melon about the guy who got stuck with his wind speed dog and was sent to the hospital a while ago? ]
Seeing the comments on the barrage, Ye Yinchuan was stunned and a little confused.
Being stuck with my own Windy Dog? What does that mean? Is that what I understand? That scene... I can't even imagine it!
But when Ye Yinchuan thought about it carefully, it didn't seem particularly surprising.
Since Pokémon are so excellent in intelligence and emotions, and can develop friendships and even family ties with humans, then love... doesn't seem to be impossible, right?
Especially before traveling through time, he knew about the leak of the abandoned Pokémon plans.
It's about a lot of cult stories about "Pokemon and humans having children" in the abandoned Pokémon projects...
As a result, a large number of secondary creations that were so unbearable to look at came out soon after.
It can be seen that the official Pokémon company has also thought about the love between the designer and Pokémon, but probably because it was considered too outrageous and had ethical issues, the project was eventually scrapped!
As for what kind of cult story it is...
The most famous of these is the "Inferno Beast's reputation was damaged" incident -
In ancient times, a woman got lost in the mountains and met a handsome man who said he would take her down the mountain, but he took her back to the cave... and did some unbearable things. Later, the girl's father found this place and killed the Inferno Beast, but the girl was already pregnant with the Inferno Beast's child. When the villagers found out, they ostracized them. In the end, the girl and the child had no choice but to put on the Inferno Beast's skin and continue to live in the mountains...
This kind of story style is really weird, and it is completely incompatible with the style of Pokémon... I can only say that it is the creator's bad taste!
Originally, Inferno was quite handsome, but after this, he inexplicably became an evil kidnapper...
However, these were created by hackers, and what followed were a large number of fans making jokes.
For example, the Dream-Eating Tapir led the cute little Pokémon away from Infernape, saying to stay away from the strange uncle...
In other words, if you are surrounded by Infernos in the game...
There are many such cult stories, and characters like Flame Horse, Kujira, and Kentaro are also victims.
Speaking of leaked abandoned plans, we have to mention Arceus. The general content is as follows:
Arceus was injured in the battle with the giants and turned into a woman. He was saved by a man and gave birth to two children. After Arceus recovered his power, he told the man that he and the giants were of the same origin, so he could not defeat them, but the two children had the power of humans and Pokémon, so they could, and then Arceus disappeared...
Later, the giants attacked, and the man sacrificed himself to protect the two children. The two children turned into dragons, possessing the power of light and time respectively, and killed the dragon...
Arceus appeared again, and transformed the bodies of the man and the giant into something, giving the world a new life...
Even in the Pokémon game, there is a mysterious character named Wusi, a female character dressed as a "widow". Although it may not be a verification of the authenticity of this abandoned case, it is very likely that some things have been preserved.
Ye Yinchuan withdrew his thoughts.
At this time, the contact person and the sister had recovered from their surprise and wanted to know how to solve this problem.
"There's no other way. Humans and Pokémon are not allowed to be together. Otherwise, our current ethics and morals will be greatly impacted..."
"Of course host, my sister can't be that kind of person!"
"Well, it seems that my behavior has caused some misunderstandings to Starfish. How could it think that I have a romantic relationship with it?"
In this regard, Ye Yinchuan said thoughtfully:
"You may not have done anything wrong. After all, just like us humans, sometimes we may have the illusion that she likes me... Not to mention, you have some intimate behaviors towards Pokémon, which makes it easier for Starfish to misunderstand."
[Wait, so how did you know that Hai Xingxing likes the elder sister instead of Pogaman? ]
[Yeah... Although Pogaman didn't show up, Starfish was very excited, but they also mentioned Pogaman! ]
[Friendship is normal, why do you think it is love? 】
Ye Yinchuan also answered some of the doubts raised in the comments.
“You may not have noticed that the core of Starfish’s chest was clearly flickering, and the light turned pink… This is usually when Starfish is courting a mate.
If it was just friendship, this wouldn’t have happened. And the direction that Hai Xingxing was heading towards was the sister of the person she contacted.”
[I believe in the host. His understanding of Pokémon is far superior to that of the general public and should not be questioned! ]
[It’s normal to question, right? 】
[I checked it out and it seems to be true. The core of a starfish is just like a human heart. Only when you are emotionally excited will your heartbeat speed up. An important feature of courtship is that it flickers faster and emits pink light!]
"You may have different opinions. After all, such things are rare... But since the caller asked me what to do, I will also share my opinion."
As for the barrage, he can only give some superficial signs. He can't say that he can listen to the Pokémon's inner voice, right?
After clearing his throat, Ye Yinchuan began to speak:
"It's very simple. As a girl, you should know how to completely reject a boy... That is, don't send any signals of affection, don't give any possibilities, and don't let others have any illusions...
The biggest taboo in relationships is to be entangled, giving people hope and despair... Because if you do this, even if the other person is wishful thinking, they will invest more and more feelings in you, and in the end, it may even backfire on you!"
What does it mean to bite yourself back?
[Have you not heard the news that if you can't achieve what you want, you will destroy it? ]
"Of course, I'm not blaming the victim when I say this. Just like what you guys said in the comments, if you encounter an extreme pursuer, no matter what you do, it may not be effective. You can only run, the farther the better."
"But the scope of our discussion now is limited to Pokémon. For a long time to come, you must not get close to this starfish. You should even be deliberately distant and cold to it."
At this time, the person connected could not help but ask:
"Would it be too cruel to Hai Xingxing if we do this?"
Before Ye Yinchuan could speak, his sister spoke first:
"Didn't the anchor already say it? Giving someone hope and then letting them despair is the cruelest thing. Now that we are aware of this problem, we might as well solve it all at once."
The person connected thought for a moment and continued:
"But what should I do if my Starfish has lost her appetite and is distracted from training?"
Ye Yinchuan rolled his eyes:
"What can I do? Should I die? Isn't it just a broken heart? It's normal. Ask, which man of that age hasn't experienced this in the live broadcast room? This is a hurdle that almost every man has to go through!"
[Wow, anchor, I’m a woman, me too! ]
[That is, it is normal to be unable to get the love you want, have a poor appetite, and have no interest in training. Just know that it is not a health problem! ]
"This……"
The lineman was speechless.
But Ye Yinchuan hadn't finished speaking yet:
"If it really doesn't work, find it a starfish and let it change its lover. This is normal, just like us humans. When we have no choice, we will easily fall in love with someone and love him/her madly. But when your horizons broaden, you may realize that the person you once loved but couldn't get is just like that..."
[Just came in, is this a love live broadcast room? ]
[That makes sense... I just broke up, thank you host. 】
"All right……"
The contact person was somewhat disappointed that the problem of Hai Xingxing was not solved immediately.
"Brother, thank the anchor quickly. If he hadn't said this, we wouldn't know about Hai Xingxing's situation, and the problem might have become more and more serious."
My sister is still sensible.
At the urging of his sister, the caller also thanked her.
"Okay, I wish you all the best in solving your problems, and then we'll connect again!"
Ye Yinchuan didn't pay attention to some insignificant details.
Soon, a new connection application caught his attention——
Bobo has no nutrition:
[Host, my Pokémon egg has hatched, but it seems not to be fully hatched. Can you help me see what's going on? I've watched your live broadcast before, and I feel like this Pokémon is a mutated Pidgeot, Jigglypuff, or Lucky Egg? ]
Ye Yinchuan quickly read the information and his expression changed.
What does it mean to "hatched but not hatched"? Why is it so mysterious?
However, he soon thought of something.
"Could it be that kind of Pokémon?"
Among the numerous Pokémon, there are actually quite a few Pokémon related to eggs.
Just like eggs, such as small lucky eggs...
But the Pokémon that Ye Yinchuan thought of once gave him an illusion that it could evolve into some powerful mythical beast.
I even suspected that it had some connection with Lugia and the Suito brothers and sisters...
"The decision is yours."
Ye Yinchuan decisively connected.
[Connection successful!] Along with the prompt, a man and a woman suddenly appeared on the screen.
"Who is the contact person?"
Ye Yinchuan was stunned for a moment.
[Dubobo is meaningless, and it is obvious that she is a girl. 】
[No, this girl must have grown up drinking Moo Moo milk. She has too much nutrition! ]
"It's me, anchor."
The girl said, "My boyfriend is next to me."
[Okay, okay, you brought your boyfriend to connect, right? Trick everyone in to kill them? ]
【I won’t follow you again like this! 】
Looking at the barrage, Ye Yinchuan slowly typed a question mark.
The person who is connecting with her has a boyfriend, why did you unfollow me, Kabi Appraisal of Treasures?
"My uncle is a professional appraiser. What's the point of you finding a host? Why do you have to drag me along?"
The contact person's boyfriend murmured a little, without any concerns.
[Oh, I haven't seen this kind of young man for a long time. How long has it been since I last went online? I haven't heard of Kirby's ability to appraise treasures? ]
[I laughed, professional appraiser, this guy probably doesn't know how glorious it is for the anchor during the exam. The examiner personally handed him water. I just want to ask you if you are scared! ]
[Your uncle? He's not your father, unless...]
Seeing this, Ye Yinchuan couldn't help but shook his head, called up a picture of Snorlax in the live broadcast room, and sat on the head of this "boyfriend".
It's considered a courtesy that he didn't kick someone out directly for making such remarks in his own live broadcast room.
【Haha, great job, host! 】
[To be honest, this guy is brainless. Isn't this bringing bad luck to his girlfriend? ]
"Xiao Cang, if you keep talking nonsense, just go away by yourself."
The person connected also realized it and said in a somewhat dissatisfied tone.
"I want to see how capable this anchor is. He looks younger than me. Can he be a professional appraiser? I'm afraid he bought the certificate!"
[This guy is really making me laugh to death. What if he just checked it out? The live video of the host's exam is all available online! ]
[Even if you don't know Kirby's treasure appraisal, you should know the information about the evolution of Baby Dragonite to Dragonite, right? ]
"Sister, where is the Pokémon you were talking about?"
Ye Yinchuan would not dwell on this matter.
He doesn't even know who this person is. His uncle is an appraiser. What does it have to do with him or me?
At least, the girl is reasonable, that's all.
[Hahaha, the guy's fists hardened when he heard the anchor calling her "sister", but his face was blocked by the anchor's Snorlax sticker! ]
"Here it is."
The caller glared at her boyfriend, then turned the camera around and saw a Pokémon that had just hatched in the incubator.
At this time, the boyfriend also felt something was wrong.
This anchor has too many fans. He also heard about the information about the evolution of Baby Dragon into Tyrannosaurus from his uncle a few days ago. So he picked up his phone and searched for information about Kirby's treasure appraisal. At the same time, he also asked his uncle what the situation was...
When Ye Yinchuan saw this Pokémon, he couldn't take his eyes off it.
The corners of his mouth lifted up, revealing a slight surprise:
"This Pokémon is definitely not a mutation. It just looks like this. It's a very rare Pokémon, a fairy type."
[Wow, it appears, a fairy type! ]
[Speaking of which, in the anchor's live broadcast room, Psychic and Ghost types appear more frequently than Fairy types! ]
[Wait a minute? Is this a Pokémon? Isn't this an egg? The pattern is pretty though...]
Yes, just as the comments suspected, the "Pokémon" in the incubator looked exactly like an egg, with red and blue triangular ring-shaped markings on it, and of course some were quadrilateral ones.
But Ye Yinchuan knew very well what kind of Pokémon this was.
"It has always been like this, right? Can you show us its complete appearance?"
Hearing these words, the caller's eyes lit up.
It is obvious that the anchor knows very well what Pokémon this is, otherwise how could he even know this.
"No problem, anchor."
The Connector took out some Pokémon Food and placed it in front of the Pokémon.
Suddenly, a hedgehog head emerged from the eggshell, along with tiny limbs and facial features...
Well, this face really looks a bit like Pippi, the cute and harmless type.
But Ye Yinchuan remembered that in the anime, there was an evil Togepi that almost sent Team Rocket and Xiaozhi's group into space and wiped them out...
[Wow! This thing is so cute! ]
[It really looks like Pippi! But the color and the shape of the head are different! ]
【See what the anchor says! 】
[Its smile is so healing, and the baby is so cute! ]
"This Pokémon is called Togepi. In fact, there are occasional witnesses in the wild. If you search for the eggs, they will move on their own... In fact, besides the eggs, there is also Togepi."
"Because they are fairy-type Pokémon, Togepi are relatively rare. It is said that they are a symbol of good luck, and their shells are filled with happiness."
[Wow! Such a great Pokémon, are there any people who want to form a group to steal it? ]
After glancing at the barrage, Ye Yinchuan quickly changed the subject:
"However, this is just a rumor and has no actual basis. And if you want to share its good fortune, you must treat it with sincerity.
If someone with bad intentions is next to it, its energy will be lost quickly...So if you want to do something bad to Pokoby, just think about it!"
[No, is this Pokémon so idealistic? ]
[If it really symbolizes luck, it would be a mythical beast! ]
Ye Yinchuan was also thinking about the relationship between Togepi, the Mizuki siblings, and Lugia.
The reason for the name of the Water Brothers and Sisters is that Togepi and its evolved form are very similar to the appearance of the Water Brothers and Sisters, as well as the red and blue triangle patterns...
As for Lugia, it's because Togepi's evolved form, Togekigu, looks a bit similar to the former.
The latter one, which is Ye Yinchuan’s personal feeling, is somewhat far-fetched, but the previous one makes people feel that it is not a coincidence.
Even Togepi's final evolution, as well as the Mizuto siblings, are shaped like airplanes...
There is an outrageous saying that Togepi is the product of the union of the Water City brother and sister...this, this, this, this is such a bad taste!
"Um... host, I want to apologize to you, okay?"
The "boyfriend" who had been silent for a long time finally seized the opportunity to speak. He had just confirmed that this Kirby treasure appraiser was definitely a super star in the appraiser industry...
His uncle was only a junior appraiser, but this Kirby, who was good at appraising treasures, was a genius who was highly praised even by top-level appraisers... There was no comparison!
"Well, it's nothing."
Ye Yinchuan's attitude was neither cold nor indifferent. He didn't care about the attitude of a passerby at all.
[Haha, this guy went to check it himself, and he immediately got scared! ]
[He is a talented person. I would be embarrassed to show my respect to him! ]
At this moment, the boyfriend of the person connected also took some Pokémon food and fed it to Togepi, but he found that Togepi was not interested in the Pokémon food he fed it and even felt a little disgusted.
"Host, why does Togepi only eat the food I feed it? My boyfriend was there when it hatched? And it only allowed me to touch it..."
Ye Yinchuan's expression was a little subtle, and he thought, Sister, isn't this obvious enough?
"Pokepi is helping you. Okay, I won't say any more... Do you have any other questions?"
At this time, both the contact person and her boyfriend were confused.
The former didn't react, while the latter was just distracted and didn't hear what Ye Yinchuan said before, so she didn't know that Ye Yinchuan was "explicitly telling" the girl something.
But netizens’ eyes are sharp and their wisdom is amazing.
[Big sister, we can’t comment on your boyfriend, but please remember that Pokémon doesn’t like people with bad intentions! ]
[Too naive! Think carefully about what the host said! ]
"Host, could you please tell me about the identification of this Togepi and the precautions for raising it?"
The caller's boyfriend reacted, but it was difficult to get angry, so he quickly changed the subject.
How could he not understand that the barrage had bad intentions?
After all, it is someone else's private matter. Although the boyfriend is not very reliable at the moment, we can't just condemn him because of this one thing.
He didn't want to meddle in other people's business.
"This Pokémon's individual value is probably B-level, and its characteristic should be Grace. When raising it, just feed it like a fairy Pokémon...
Then, Pokémon doesn't like people with bad intentions. If such a person approaches it, it will show resistance or even become listless. "
Ye Yinchuan thought about it, but couldn't help it, and finally nodded!
(End of this chapter)