Chapter 227 My 26 Blind Dates 12
"He was my ex-ex-boyfriend, and the boyfriend that took me the longest time to get rid of."
Yunyan's eyes were shining with the golden light of eating melon.
"What's wrong? I think he's in good condition. Why did you dump him?"
Shu Ci shook his head.
"There is nothing wrong with him except for one thing."
"what?"
Shu Ci leaned close to Yunyan's ear and whispered in her ear.
"He has a cross-dressing fetish."
There was some disbelief in Yunyan's eyes.
"Are you kidding me?"
Shu Ci nodded affirmatively.
"I'm not kidding you, this is all learned through blood and tears."
"Can you imagine your boyfriend suddenly wearing a sexy maid outfit and calling you master at night, and then chasing you and asking you to beat him with a small whip?"
Yunyan recalled Xi Mochi's image. The contrast was too great.
Shu Ci continued to complain.
"At first, I thought this was quite fresh, and he was a domineering boss with a cute contrast, but later I found out that I was wrong. His family knew about this."
"Besides, I have to play cosplay games with him every day until he is satisfied. I am already exhausted from working during the day, so who has the energy to accompany him at night?"
"Ayan, let me tell you, I was the girlfriend who stayed with him the longest. It took me a lot of effort to get rid of him."
Yunyan looked at Shu Ci with heartache.
"My dear girlfriend, you have suffered."
Shu Ci's eyes were complicated.
"Well, actually he is a really good boyfriend during the day, and he is considerate and generous to me. I really wanted to marry him at the beginning."
"But I really couldn't stand playing the game of life and death every night. Didn't you ask me why I had so many dark circles under my eyes during that time? I didn't have the courage to tell you at the time, but in fact, I was just staying up with him."
"When it was at its worst, I went to see a doctor, who said if I continued like this I would soon die suddenly."
Yunyan curled her lips.
"Is he really as scary as you say? I think he looks quite gentle."
Slow words of advice.
"I'm not exaggerating at all. As the saying goes, you can't judge a person by his appearance. If you don't believe it, you can find an opportunity to tear his clothes and see if he is wearing pink lace underwear."
Yunyan spoke in shock.
"No, didn't you say he only had attacks at night?"
Shu Ci nodded.
"Yes, he has attacks at night, but that doesn't mean he doesn't wear women's clothes during the day! He just wears them inside."
Yunyan asked quietly.
"Is he bent?"
However, Shu Ci denied the clouds and smoke.
"I'm straight. I've tried. It's just that this little quirk is too torturous."
Yunyan now fully understands it. Although he doesn't understand it, he respects it.
"Well, I should go out now, or he will get suspicious."
Shu Ci was a little worried.
"Can you do it? To be honest, your looks are completely based on his aesthetic."
Yunyan is quite confident.
"Anyway, don't worry. I promise to make him look down on me."
Yunyan gave Shu Ci a reassuring look, then took off her mask and returned to her seat.
Xi Mochi had already put down the tablet and was waiting for her.
"Sorry to have kept you waiting. I just put on some makeup."
Xi Mochi had a gentlemanly smile on his face, and there was an imperceptible surprise in his eyes.
"It's okay. I've already ordered the dishes. I don't know if they suit your taste. Try this!"
As Xi Mochen was about to pick up some food for her, Yunyan immediately stopped him.
"Hey, I'll do it myself."
She unceremoniously picked up most of the food on the plate and put it on her own plate.
Then he ate his rice in big mouthfuls without caring about his image, smacking his lips from time to time.
I learned all this from my blind date with the Shaxian snacks guy.
Xi Mochen was indeed shocked. It was the first time in his life that he saw a girl eat like this.
But he showed an indulgent smile, as if to say, Yunyan is so cute.
Yunyan felt something was wrong, so she put down the bowl, took out the dental floss and started picking her teeth.
Xi Mochi said, "You are the most natural and unpretentious girl I have ever met. I like you for who you are."
Yunyan was shocked. She was like this, and this man could tolerate it?
If there is a little dandruff on your head, you can just shake it off.
There was nothing Yunyan could do but smile awkwardly. If that was the case, she would just go for it. After all, this was a private room and no one would see it.
Yunyan simply took off her shoes, squatted on a chair, and started picking her feet.
"I'm sorry, I recently got onychomycosis on my feet. It's very itchy. I can't stand it if I don't scratch it for a while."
Xi Mochi smiled.
"It's okay. I can find you two good doctors if you need them."
Yunyan frowned. How could she bear this?
She wanted to fart, but she couldn't hold it in for a long time.
Xi Mochi on the opposite side simply ignored her action of picking her feet and stared at her face in a daze, as if he was admiring some work of art.
Yunyan suddenly remembered what Shu Ci had just said, that she had completely grown up with Xi Mochen's aesthetic.
Careless, careless.
In the past, I always took the initiative in blind dates, but now someone has taken the initiative.
Yunyan had no choice but to speak frankly.
"Mr. Xi, I don't think we are a good match. Why don't we go back to our own homes and find our own mothers?"
Xi Mochi's eyes were a little dim.
"What's wrong? Is there something wrong with me? I like you very much, can you give me a chance?"
As he said that, he took out his card.
"Here, you can take care of all my money and I can give you a few houses. Don't refuse me, okay?"
Yunyan shook her head. The temptation of money was indeed great, but it would cost her life.
"I think we are not really suitable. I have many shortcomings. I am lazy, unhygienic, selfish, and unfilial to my parents."
Xi Mochen didn't care about any of this.
"It doesn't matter. I like you, that's all. You can spend my money as you like, and you don't need to be filial to my parents."
Yunyan waved her hand.
"I, I have polio. It's very scary when it attacks."
Xi Mochi was still so calm.
"It doesn't matter. I have plenty of money to treat you. If you can't be cured, I will stay with you."
Yunyan simply stopped pretending.
"Xi Mochi, what do you like about me? Can't I change it? I really don't like you, and I have no plans to get married."
Xi Mochi's affection remains unchanged and his eyes are gentle.
"I like you completely. It doesn't matter if we don't get married. I'm a very traditional man. I can be your mistress."
Yunyan covered her face. She understood that nothing she said or did today would work.
Since nothing works, we can only use plan B.
She glanced at Shu Ci outside the window, then suddenly pointed behind Xi Mochi and said, "Look, a flying saucer."
Xi Mochen really turned his head foolishly, but found that there was nothing behind him.
When I looked back, Yunyan had already rushed out the door.
He reacted immediately and chased after him.
"Hey, Ah Yan, don't run away! I'm sincere, or I can just be a concubine."