Chapter 228 Fairy's Read Random Replies
[Tinari: This should be a cold joke! ]
【Sino: No, I think it’s quite funny. 】
【March 7: Anyway, I feel a little cold. 】
As soon as Fairy finished speaking, Ling felt cold, but it was not the cold she wanted.
Fairy: The host's body temperature has dropped sharply and the temperature has been adjusted successfully.
Ling: What I want is air conditioning in the physical sense, not a joke!!!
Ling started to get angry. What she wanted was air conditioning, not a joke.
Fairy: Okay, the air conditioning is turned on in the physical sense.
Then Fairy, just as it said, could be used as a home artificial intelligence, and it turned on the air conditioner next to it.
Fairy: I suggest that the owner use accurate descriptions when giving instructions next time. Do not use metaphors, rhetorical questions, or hints.
Fairy also blamed Ling for not turning on the air conditioner immediately.
Ling: Stop talking so much and play me a quiet song.
Ling was speechless. You, an artificial intelligence, actually want to preach to yourself like your brother does. It's annoying to listen to it. Just let it play a song to relieve your stress.
Fairy: OK, retrieving songs that match the requirements.
Fairy's reaction was also quick. As soon as Ling finished speaking, Fairy immediately found a suitable song.
[The great river flows eastwards, and the stars in the sky are like the Big Dipper]
[Hey hey hey~ Shen Beidou~ Life and death are connected by a bowl of wine~]
[Say ~Let’s go~]
Ling: What kind of quiet song is this?!
Originally, Ling wanted to listen to some quiet songs to relax, but she was suddenly startled by a loud male voice. She asked Fairy with some confusion.
Fairy: The lyrics of this song include warm and quiet elements such as rivers and starry sky, so this song meets the owner's quiet requirements.
[Kiana: So the river and the starry sky are quiet songs...]
[(Honkai Impact 3) Bronya: Stupid Kiana, you don't really believe it, do you? ]
[Kiana: How... How is this possible? Am I that stupid? ]
[(Honkai Impact 3) Bronya: What I want to say is not that there is, but that you are stupid! ]
[Kiana: Ah~ I can't stand it anymore, Mei, don't stop me, I must teach this little dwarf a lesson! ]
[(Honkai Impact 3) Bronya: Ha! Come on, re-armored bunny, get ready. ]
[Raiden Mei: Oh~ these two are fighting again. 】
Ling: What’s the point of just having quiet lyrics! I want a quieter melody!!!
Ling is now gritting her teeth and wants to cut Fairy into pieces. What she wants is a quiet melody, not lyrics!
Fairy: Okay, I've switched to a song with a quiet melody.
[Seno…………]
(The lyrics are too noisy and hard to write, so I won’t write them. Please forgive me.)
Ling didn't know what to say. She was just speechless facing the artificial idiot in front of her.
Ling: What's the point of having a quiet melody and noisy lyrics? Turn it off!
Ling raised her hand to her forehead, wondering if she should lock up this artificial idiot named Fairy.
Fairy: OK, closing the song...
Fairy then turned off the noisy song, but the more Ling thought about it, the more she felt something was wrong.
Ling: Fairy, why do I feel like you are deliberately making fun of me?
Because Ling feels that an artificial intelligence like Fairy cannot possibly understand what I want!
Fairy: No! My admiration for the master is as endless as the torrent of water, and I have absolutely no intention of playing tricks on the master.
After hearing Ling's question, did Fairy dare to say that it was really teasing Ling? Did it dare to say that?
Ling: That’s a really hard-hitting flattery.
Ling didn't buy it at all.
[Ling: Why do I feel like Fairy, this artificial intelligence, is playing tricks on me! ]
[Kaia: Haha, do I need to think about this? Look carefully, this artificial intelligence called Fairy can flatter others just like a human. Do you think it really doesn't understand what you are saying?]
[Ling: ...Okay! Fairy, just wait for me. I will cut off your power later!]
[Zhe: Uh... Ling, there's no need to be so resentful. After all, our Fairy is not like this, you know that.]
[Ling: I don’t care, who told it to lie to me in the video! I must make it look good! ]
【Zhe: Oh~ It’s up to you, as long as you are happy. 】
Ling: Can you help me calculate when the Genshin Impact draw cards will be released?
Ling thought that it was not a good idea to draw the cards by herself, so she asked Fairy to calculate whether it could increase her chances of winning.
Fairy: According to calculations, the master will be able to ship the goods in the next ten draws.
Fairy directly gave her calculation results, and you can only know whether it is correct after reading it.
Ling: So amazing!? I'll give it a try.
After hearing Fairy's calculations, Ling was also surprised. She didn't expect Fairy could even calculate when the goods would be shipped. She was just joking, but she didn't expect Fairy could really do it.
Then Ling took out her phone and logged into Genshin Impact.
Then come to the card drawing page, draw ten cards in a row, and go all in!
Then I saw Genshin Impact's card drawing animation. A meteor fell from the sky and gradually emitted a golden light.
[Lin Yu: Wow! It’s actually shipped! ]
[Ling: It seems that Fairy is still useful. ]
【Kong: Could it be that you were about to withdraw funds, and Fairy happened to bump into you by accident?】
[Silver Wolf: I don’t rule out this possibility, but I’m more inclined to believe that she got it wrong when drawing the card.]
[(Honkai Impact 3) Bronya: Bronya also agrees that she will be crooked. ]
But what finally appeared was a red-haired man wearing a black leather jacket and tights. He was holding a two-handed sword and was surrounded by flames similar to those of a phoenix.
That’s right, our bell card draw is crooked, and the one that’s crooked is Diluk!
[Kaeya: Oh! It's Diluk. ]
[Ling: Uh... What does this mean? Is it crooked? ]
[Kiana: Hey, isn't this easy? Just ask the system and you'll know. System, is the character that appears when drawing cards in the video distorted?]
[Oh? Let me see, ah~ it should be crooked. If it is a up pool, it is crooked, but if it is a permanent pool, it is not crooked. ]
[Kong: I understand. Let me explain to those who don't understand. Diluk can be drawn from the permanent pool at any time, but the up pool is usually time-limited. After that time, you can only wait for him to return. There is no other way to obtain him. ]
【Zhe: Well~ Actually Fairy didn’t make a mistake in his calculations. After all, this is considered shipping! 】
[(Honkai Impact 3) Bronya: Haha, if this is a card drawing game, I don’t need these crooked characters at all, they are all thrown in the warehouse. ]
[Kiana: Hehe, I have very good luck. I have never been wrong in those card drawing games! ]
[(Honkai Impact 3) Bronya: Bronya can’t refute this…]