Chapter 232 Xi'er's Birthday Story (2)

[Captain] "Oh...it would be great if this were true!"

[Under the Moon] "Human, what did you just say? Please say it again~"

[Captain] "(Playing dumb) Huh? Did I say anything just now? Yuexia, you must have heard it wrong."

[Hei Xier] "You bastard! Who allowed you to lie on Xier's thighs? You even pushed in that direction! I'm going to kill you!"

[Theresa] "Captain, you are such a good boy, enjoying the lap of our president, but why are you so dishonest when it comes to Xi'er?"

[Captain] “Hehe…”

It's because you assigned me so much work. In order to enjoy the lap pillow of the world's cutest Theresa, this captain finally completed it.

Although the captain got Theresa's lap pillow as he wished and it was very comfortable, he was too tired to have any other thoughts and just wanted to have a good rest, so he was quite well-behaved when enjoying Theresa's lap pillow.

Of course, the captain can only think about this kind of thing in his mind and will not actually say it out loud.

The video continued. Bai Xier's face turned red because of the captain's action. She looked at the captain in surprise, "Captain!!"

Hei Xier was very angry when she saw this, and warned the captain, "Hey, you are still addicted to pillows, don't push yourself too far, get up quickly."

Hei Xier pulled the captain up in an instant, and the captain felt a little regretful when he felt the warmth behind his head was gone forever.

Hei Xier: "Oh, judging from the captain's expression, it seems that he is reluctant to part with Xier's [care]."

Captain: "No, no, how is that possible?"

However, the captain was actually feeling very uncomfortable (ah, my knee pillow story ends here.)

Hei Xier joked again, "Oh~ That means I regret not turning into a white-haired, red-eyed, animal-eared loli vampire magical girl."

Captain: "Yes, yes, I just regret not turning into a white-haired, red-eyed beast-eared radish..."

The captain, who was just immersed in the fantasy of Xier's lap pillow, suddenly reacted and said, "What's right? This is even more wrong!"

Bai Xier smiled and said, "Okay Xier, stop teasing the captain. Captain, does your head still hurt? Do you remember what happened?"

The captain looked around and finally remembered what the situation was.

The captain asked the two Xi'er, "Xi'er, aren't we holding a birthday party for you? Why did I suddenly faint? And why is there such a big bump on my head?"

The captain couldn't help but touch the bump on his head...hiss! The captain felt a sharp pain, but he was more certain that the bump on his head was real and not Hei Xier's evil taste.

Hei Xier: "You'll have to ask a certain troublemaker about that."

Bai Xier: "Captain, do you remember what happened before you passed out?"

The captain recalled what happened before. "I remember that you two blew out the candles and started to divide the cake. Then I heard a [Super Headbutt] from behind me, and nothing happened."

The captain suddenly remembered "...Wait, Super Headbutt!"

Bai Xier: "It was just as the captain thought. Rosalia wanted to be the first to eat the cake, and she slipped when she ran over. She bumped into the captain's head while he was dividing the cake, and then the captain fell down."

[Lilia] "As expected of you, stupid Rosalia, you can even slip like this."

[Rosalia] "Hahaha, what an accident, what an accident. I believe the captain won't mind."

[Bronya] "Anyway, well done, Rosalia! I hope you can keep up the good work and try to send the captain straight to hell next time."

[Hei Xier] "Rosalia is amazing. She knocked out the captain with just one strike~"

[Rosalia] "Hehe, it's nothing. As expected, our Vodka Girls are the strongest! A mere captain, I don't even take him seriously."

[Captain] "I think I need to go to the orphanage to visit the famous Vodka Girl, and by the way, ask you in person for the Inch Power Opening Heaven Technique that I learned from Master Fu these days."

[Rosalia] "Huh?!"

[Lilia] "Stupid Rosalia, next time you better stop talking too much. Look, the captain is coming to settle the score with you."

[Rosalia] "Um... Captain, can you change your skill?"

[Captain] "Sure, I have Skyfire Unsheathed, Pseudo-Black Hole, Divine Grace Barrier, Holy Lance Blossom, and Grand Void Sword God...Please choose one."

[Rosalia] "Let's just use the inch power to open the sky..."

[Susanna] "Holy Lance Blossom is Lord Yulan Dale's exclusive skill using the Black Abyss White Flower! I didn't expect you, the Captain, would be able to use it!"

[Paddofils (Elysian Land)] "And Kevin's Skyfire is unleashed! Captain, no, boss, you are so awesome."

[Walter Yang] "Even the zero-rated power pseudo-black hole of the Star of Eden can be used."

[Jizi] "I've seen the Divine Grace barrier before in Sky City."

[Rosemary] "After all, the Captain can ignore the side effects of the Key of God."

[Rosalia] "Ugh, is it too late for me to apologize now?"

[Captain] "It depends on my mood~"

The video continued. The captain listened to Bai Xier's description and felt somewhat relieved. "It is indeed the impact of an emperor-level Honkai beast. I didn't expect that I would still be alive."

Bai Xier: "Afterwards, Sister Bronya checked the captain and said that it was because of a severe impact on the head that caused temporary fainting. He will be fine after resting for a while. There is no danger to his life."

"But he won't wake up in a short time, so we can only let the captain rest first."

"The birthday party is over now, and everyone has gone home."

The captain felt sorry and was full of resentment towards Rosalia who caused all this. "I didn't expect that I would miss Xi'er's birthday party for this reason. Ah - Rosalia!"

[Rosalia] "Captain, you can think from another perspective. If it weren't for me, would you still be able to enjoy Sister Xi'er's lap pillow?"

[Lilia] "And Sister Xier's wake-up service."

[Wendy] "More importantly, Captain, you are now alone in a room with them, with no one around~"

[Captain] "That makes sense. Should I praise you?"

[Rosalia] "Hey, you're welcome!"

[Alicea (Elysian Land)] "Captain, if you use a little trick, combined with the feelings of the Xi'ers in the video towards you, you will definitely be able to take advantage of this opportunity to take them down in one fell swoop!"

[Bronya] "Captain, Bronya is warning you once again!"

[Captain] "I wouldn't go that far."

In the screen,

Hei Xier: "You don't have to blame her too much. After knocking you unconscious, Rosalia has been crying on you."

Hearing this, the captain felt a little better.

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