Chapter 238 My name is Pinocchio. It is normal for me to have the last name Pinocchio.

Chapter 238 My name is Pinocchio. It is normal for me to have the last name Pinocchio.

Chapter 238 My name is Pinocchio. It is normal for me to have the last name Pinocchio.
You can often see the kind of multiple-choice questions that make people hesitant on short videos.

For example, if you have 3 yuan, how would you choose your life among the following options?

Perfect social life: 40 yuan; excellent academic qualifications: 50 yuan.

Dream job: 60 yuan; a special skill: 20 yuan.

A chair that can be easily kicked away: 2 yuan; a rope strong enough to support your weight: 1 yuan.

This type of multiple-choice question is always very confusing, after all, you can't have all of them.

I always think, it would be nice to have 173 yuan.

And now, it is not 173 yuan, not even 173 million, but gold worth a full million right in front of you.

This is not Wu Min's "remember to be happy and glad" and "remember to open your eyes when you fall asleep", but the real 30 million.

Although this amount and grade of gold could not be recycled easily and without worries like the last bracelet, not to mention whether a store had a cash flow of 30 million, if Lin Li dared to take it out but could not produce proof of origin, he could say hi to Yang Liang that night.

But that's not something to think about right now.

Get it first and talk about it later.

It's no problem to buy small amounts from multiple stores and collect the money slowly. Lin Li is not in urgent need of money, and he feels great just owning this amount of gold.

Experts say that gold can be classified as a medicinal material because studies have shown that gold has a good therapeutic effect in relieving intensive phobia, anxiety, and reducing life stress.

Lin Li felt that his life was better just by thinking that there was a hundred kilograms of gold under his bed.

At this moment, Sudan blinked at Lin Li's undisguised purpose and desire, pulled her hand away, and then asked a question that she had always wanted to ask but hesitated to ask:
"Mr. Bai, when you travel between the two worlds, you can bring things from one world to the other, right?"

"Well, almost everything I have, including the steel rod in your hand, was brought from my world. Perhaps you can also see some clues." There was nothing that needed to be concealed, so Lin Li nodded.

At this moment he was still fully armed and wearing a helmet, but this time because he was willing to spend money, his vision was much better than last time.

After seeing some hope in the Sultan's eyes, Lin Li immediately added:
“I may need to explain that I can only carry dead things, and if I return to my world from your world, even if it is a dead zombie, even if it is the flesh and blood peeled off from their bodies, I cannot bring it back from this world.

I personally think that this is a kind of protective screening of me by my ability to travel through time and space, that is, I cannot even take away dead creatures from this world. If you want to go to my world through me, I don’t think you will get the result you want.”

When he returns, Lin Li will test it again with the ant corpses in his pocket.

"So... that's how it is." Sultan nodded, looking a little sad.

There is nothing to be embarrassed about having your 'purpose' seen through.

After all, if there is a good place to go, who would want to continue struggling to survive in this world?

"Also, I apologize and let me introduce myself again. My name is Lin Li, and it's nice to meet you, Miss Sudan."

Lin Li introduced himself again, this time extending a hand for a handshake, and said apologetically:

"I'm not used to using my own name when I'm out in another world."

Sudan:"……"

"Lin Li... Hello, this name sounds better than Bai Bufan. Also, there's no need to add the suffix 'Miss', you can just call me Ye Jing." Sudan held Lin Li's hand and said politely.

Lin Li readily agreed: "Okay Su..."

Lin Li: "?"

and many more.

Why does "Miss Sudan" become "Ye Jing" without the suffix "Miss"? This subtraction is not right!
and many more.

Damn you.

You're also a pseudonym.

"Reasonable, reasonable, I understand, I understand." Lin Li's apology disappeared instantly, and he found it a little funny instead.

"Is Ye Jing really your real name?" Lin Li felt that he had to confirm it again regarding the bad woman.

"...Really."

"...Okay, let's get back to the point. I am equivalent to a 'gate between two realms'. I think I can undoubtedly help you improve your lives. For example... let me ask, are you still short of food?"

Lin Li reached into the backpack behind him, took out a box, opened it, and inside were neatly arranged Dove, Snickers, Crispy Shark, and even a piece of tiramisu.

Although the most suitable and efficient food for survival in the wild should be compressed biscuits.

But Lin Li was not trying to survive in the wild, he went to the other world to meet a beautiful lady.

Dating a zombie is miserable enough, but if you can only eat bitter compressed biscuits, wouldn’t you be living like Bai Bufan in this life?
Besides, Lin Li came here to eat a lot, and chocolate is high in calories, so if he saves a little on the food in this box, it will be enough to last him two days.

Lin Li believes that the single stay limit for a time travel that can be refreshed once a week will not be too long. Lin Li speculates that it may be 24 hours or 8 hours - the reason is that the refresh time of the active abilities granted by the system is basically this time.

As for the answer to his question, "You are still short of food?", Lin Li had already gotten it when Ye Jing's eyes began to change and she stared at the things in the box.

"You want..." Lin Li picked up the chocolate and handed it to Ye Jing, but before he could finish his words, his hand lightened and the chocolate was already in Ye Jing's hand.

"Gu——" An untimely sound came from Ye Jing's stomach.

So hungry.

"Can I eat it?" Ye Jing looked up at Lin Li, but her eyes were still fixed on the chocolate, she said.

"Kitty, you can have a cheeseburger." Lin Li nodded.

Ye Jing didn't know the joke, but she only knew that Lin Li nodded.

With slightly trembling fingers, he hooked the edge of the mask, hesitated for a moment, and finally pulled it down.

Ye Jing's facial features were indeed somewhat mature, and her former elegance could still be vaguely seen between her eyebrows and eyes, but a few hideous scars destroyed all of this, like a few ugly centipedes crawling on her face.

Her lips were chapped. She must have been extremely hungry, but she forced herself to control herself and slowly tore open the package. Facing a bar of chocolate, she carefully took a small bite. At the moment the chocolate melted on her tongue, her eyes narrowed slightly and she revealed a faint smile.

Unfortunately, those scars became more glaring as the facial muscles twisted and deformed.

It seems that even though she has superpowers, Ye Jing's survival situation in the shelter is still not very good.

"Aren't you afraid that I will poison you?" Lin Li joked.

"Never mind. It's worth it even if I die." Ye Jing said in a slightly hoarse voice while continuing to enjoy the deliciousness of the food.

Lin Li didn't expect that chocolate could have this level of power.

But it should be my fault that I don't eat meat.

If I really lived in the apocalypse for two years, I would probably be even more miserable than Ye Jing.

She was afraid that she hadn't eaten this kind of food for a long time, and she didn't know what they were eating now.

"Ye Jing, let me tell you another life hack. Don't eat anything given by strangers, because they may contain drugs. But you can take the initiative to ask for or snatch food from strangers, so that strangers don't have time to drug them." Lin Li said with a smile.

With a "whoosh", the boxes lying in front of Ye Jing were "grabbed".

"Thank you."

I learn really fast.

But Lin Li didn't care, as he still had a little bit of money in his bag, which was of little value to him. He also took out a bottle of electrolyte drink from his bag and gave it to her.

"Your world is so happy..." She took the drink and sighed softly.

"By the way, Ye Jing, Miss Meili and I are going to make a hot dinner later... What time is it now? Anyway, I'm going to cook a dish in the evening. If you want, you can share it with us." Lin Li asked after hearing this.

"Miss Beautiful is..." Ye Jing looked up and her questioning voice suddenly stopped. She looked at the zombie head on the snakeskin bag and paused her words.

She still couldn't get used to calling a zombie whose gender couldn't be identified a beautiful lady.

But then Ye Jing's voice became even more puzzled: "You made it with her? How did she do it? Do you have the ability to resurrect zombies?"

"Of course not, but I've already thought about it," Lin Li immediately introduced his idea to Ye Jing, "Do you have a recipe for meat soup in your world? I plan to make a pork soup later. Look, this is the pork I brought."

Lin Li took out the fresh pork from the bag, showed it to Ye Jing, and continued to introduce:
"This is the original pork. Pork soup needs minced meat, so I need to beat it into minced meat. Now the beautiful lady can come on stage. After cleaning her bones, she can perfectly take on the role of the original mallet. I will use it to pound."

The system task requires him to prepare and enjoy dishes together with the beautiful lady. If this is not considered as joint preparation, Lin Li doesn't know what is considered as joint preparation. It really won't work without the beautiful lady.

Ye Jing: “oo?—oO?—Oo?—OO?”

Is this something a human could say?
Are all the people in the other world so scary?
"I don't dare to eat it." Ye Jing told the truth.

"Don't worry. I have taken this into consideration. I brought plastic wrap. After all, you must wear gloves when cooking. The bones will not come into contact with food, and bacteria and microorganisms will not grow there." Lin Li explained.

It is impossible for Lin Li to really eat anything related to zombies for the mission.

When the time comes, just give it a good beating and it will be enough.

"Let's talk about it when the time comes." Ye Jing left herself a way out.

She ate the chocolate slowly and carefully, but only this one, and then folded the chocolate wrapper and put it back in the box.

Then she looked at Lin Li: "Lin Li, you will be our savior."

"Thank you for your compliment. We each get what we need, and it also saves me time." Lin Li waved his hand.

It would be very difficult to find a needle in a haystack here, how could it be as satisfying as making 30 million yuan ready-made? "Is your shelter far from here?" Lin Li asked.

"It's not that far. At my speed, I can get back in about half an hour. But I walked from the building, which is almost a straight line. If I walked on the ground road, it would take about an hour." Ye Jing replied, and after hesitating for a while, she added:
"By the way, Lin Li, I hope you understand that I can't just take you back. I need to discuss it with the people in the shelter first. I can't make the decision alone."

"It doesn't matter. In fact, I have no intention of going back with you. After all, I don't know the information of the other people in your shelter, and I don't trust them. I was just thinking about telling you."

Lin Li did not reduce his necessary vigilance, even though there should be no need for conflict between him and the people in the shelter. After all, even if they killed him, they could not take the eggs. As long as he knew how to leave at any time, he would be invincible.

But since there are people with special powers, who knows if any accidents will happen, so we can't be careless.

Therefore, the risk of entering a completely unfamiliar shelter, a place they knew but they knew nothing about, was too great.

Lin Li would never reveal to Ye Jing that every time he came to this world, his appearance point would be the same as the last time he left.

At least you have to become more familiar with it first, otherwise there will be too many ways to disgust yourself.

For example, building a 'prison' directly around it.

Moreover, Lin Li had no idea how the place would unfold if there was something at the place he left last time. It couldn't be directly embedded in his body, right?

Lin Li continued:

"My plan is this: we can first go to the vicinity of your shelter, and then I will designate a nearby place, and then you can ask someone to bring out the gold.

Then tell me what supplies you need most at this stage, because I can't bring too many things at once, and I can only bring what I can legally buy in my world with kinetic energy."

"Okay, let's go there now without further ado?" Ye Jing said.

She really didn't want to wait even a moment.

"No problem. Show me the direction. One hour is just right for me." Lin Li nodded. He still had more than half an hour left to complete his task of shopping hand in hand with the beautiful lady. Anyway, there were streets everywhere and they could walk anywhere.

"The direction is roughly this way. I'll lead the way for you." Ye Jing pointed to the southwest and said to Lin Li.

"Sure." Lin Li replied, then opened the snakeskin bag, took out the beautiful lady's hand, and held hers.

Ye Jing's eyes were fixed on the white lace gloves and black silk sleeves on the beautiful lady's arms.

Then her gaze naturally shifted to the snakeskin bag.

Only saw:

The beautiful lady was wearing one strange piece of clothing after another. Her left leg was wearing black stockings and her right leg was white. If she were a normal human, she might look pretty good.

But she's not.

No matter how strong the mind is, it will become childish at this moment. Ye Jing's pupils trembled.

Ye Jing glanced at Lin Li subconsciously, then quickly looked away, pretending nothing had happened.

Another world, so scary.

Lin Li: "?"

Lin Li touched his nose and said slowly with some embarrassment and amusement:
"Ye Jing, I told you this is really not my sexual fetish, you will believe it, right?"

"Ah."

"You're just looking at me..." Lin Li didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

……

[Give a deep kiss on the forehead of the beautiful lady... (3/4)]

After reproducing the previous shopping process, more than half an hour later, Lin Li saw the system notification.

OK, then the only thing left is the small task of cooking. Lin Li threw the beautiful lady’s hand back into the snakeskin bag.

He took out a rib and used a fruit knife to scrape it into a size so small that even a fly would slip if standing on it. When Bai Bufan saw the extent of it, even he shook his head, he began to frantically wrap it with plastic wrap.

After completing these preliminary preparations, Lin Li stopped there.

Because the system task requires to prepare a dinner, and it emphasizes that it is dinner, but the time in this world is not even noon yet.

"Lin Li, I have seen the people our shelter sent out to search for supplies."

After walking for a while, Ye Jing, who was leading the way, suddenly stopped jumping and turned back to say to Lin Li.

However, her eyes were mainly focused on the zombies that were following Lin Li and challenging him.

Taking them there would surely cause a riot.

"Okay." Lin Li nodded, then looked around, pointed to a relatively tall building nearby, and said:

"I'll be waiting for you in that building. Just come over after you've discussed it. I'm not in a hurry. You can do it as you please."

"Okay, thank you for your help." Ye Jing nodded.

Lin Li then led a few of his fans behind him and walked towards the building he pointed to.

Since you have nothing to do anyway, you might as well make some preparations for the transaction later.

……

Although Lin Li said that she was not in a hurry, Ye Jing and her people arrived at the destination in less than half an hour.

That’s pretty fast.

"Lin Li? Lin Li? Bai Bufan?" However, Ye Jing did not find Lin Li in the building designated by Lin Li, so she called out in a low voice.

"Oi, I'm here."

Hearing the sound, Ye Jing looked towards the opposite side of the building. Lin Li was standing opposite the building with two zombies standing next to him.

Still with David Tao.

Ye Jing: “?”

Seeing Ye Jing hiding subconsciously, Lin Li waved his hand and said loudly: "You should know that they won't attack anyone in this state. It's okay if they see you. Just treat them as my bodyguards."

This scene was indeed enough to make the people in the shelter be afraid of doing anything to him.

"Are you Lin Li?" At this time, two other people appeared beside Ye Jing.

One is a muscular man, but his figure is not as good as Zhai Kai’s. He should be able to touch his back.

The other man was not as strong as him and looked a little older.

"Hello, yes, who are you?" Lin Li said politely.

"I'm Hu Fei, he's Shi Dongchen, we're both from the shelter. I learned about your situation from Ye Jing, and I want to make a deal with you." The muscular man's sentences were strange, and the man next to him named Shi Dongchen nodded.

"OK," Lin Li nodded. It didn't matter who came to trade. Then he stretched out his hand and asked, "Where's the gold? Did you bring it?"

Hu Fei took something out of his pocket and threw it towards the building where Lin Li was, and Lin Li caught it steadily.

Weigh a small gold bar, about 20 to 30 grams. Apply force at both ends and the gold bar will bend slightly. It should be gold.

"Now go to your world, and before night falls, bring back a hundred more chocolates that you gave to Ye Jing. This should be enough. We are waiting for you here." Hu Fei said from the opposite side.

Lin Li, who was playing with the gold bars, scratched his head in confusion when he heard this: "Strange."

"What's wrong?" Hu Fei frowned in confusion, "There's nothing wrong with the gold."

"I said you are the weird one." Lin Li looked up at Hu Fei.

"What happened to me?"

As everyone knows, Lin Li is a money-grubber who would wipe the coin several times and put it in his pocket if it were dropped on him.

So for this gold nugget worth tens of thousands of dollars, Lin Li wiped it with his bulletproof vest, breathed on it, then threw it high up and kicked it towards the building opposite.

The level was a bit stinky, the kick went crooked, hit the wall and fell to the ground.

"Ding."

Good sound is good gold.

"Why do this?" Hu Fei frowned when he saw this scene.

Lin Li raised his middle finger towards Hu Fei:
"I don't understand. Am I begging you to do business with me now? I don't want the gold anymore. You can just go and fend for yourselves."

"What I wonder is, how did a being like you survive two years in the apocalypse and survive until now?"

Lin Li even wanted to spit, and the sound of the pre-rock movement came out.

It wasn’t his quality that stopped Lin Li.

Spitting while wearing a helmet is an act of self-harm.

Then Lin Li put his arms around the shoulders of the two Tao Zhe men next to him and turned away.

(End of this chapter)