Chapter 242: If you don't agree to A or B, I won't play with you anymore
Chapter 242: If you don't agree to A or B, I won't play with you anymore
It’s over, Lin Li has really become rich.
Bai Bufan is truly happy for Lin Li (50 cents per piece, remember to delete the content in brackets).
"You didn't forget your brothers after you became rich. That's a sign of being a human being." Bai Bufan sighed in the cafeteria.
Although I don't know the whole story, I have accepted this fact.
There's nothing you can do if you don't accept it.
“What a joke! Even if you are rich, you should not forget your roots. Brothers are always the most important. You will always be my first choice.” Lin Li waved his hand and said firmly.
"Hehe." Bai Bufan was too lazy to show any emotion anymore.
Bai Bufan will never forget that Bao was his "corpse without organs and used in a ghost marriage to bring good luck".
"You don't believe me, buddy," Lin Li got angry after being questioned, "Let me tell you this, in a toilet without paper, if I only had your photo and a check for 1.8 million, I would choose you without hesitation.
That’s because you will always be my first choice.”
Lin Li said emotionally, his voice sincere.
Bai Bufan: “?”
You are the first choice in this scenario! ?
That was indeed without hesitation.
Bai Bufan believed it.
Because if he were in this scene, his first choice would also be Lin Li, so rounding it off can be considered a two-way trip.
"Why don't you just say that your longing for me is turning yellow?" Bai Bufan sneered.
"Eh? That's fine. Yours is more literary. Han, tell Baowei next time." This statement has its own merits compared to his own. After hearing it, Lin Li thought about it for a while, then gave a thumbs up.
Then, Lin Li suddenly fell into philosophical contemplation: "However, Bufan, sometimes, after wiping your photo ten times and still not being able to wipe it clean, I always wonder if humans are actually a crayon? There is no such thing as a day when it can be wiped clean."
Bai Bufan almost spit out saliva.
"Can you please take my photo out of the setting first, and don't say such bullshit while I'm eating chicken curry!"
"I didn't even mention you weren't eating this. By the way, I had this color and texture at first."
"Shit!! So you are a pure sword!"
After dinner, on the way back to the classroom.
"But we are getting better now. Others are worrying about how to make money, but we are worrying about how to spend money." Bai Bufan adjusted his mood quickly and said excitedly.
"What does it have to do with you?" At this time, Lin Li had to make a just cut.
"It's the same for me. How can I spend two hundred yuan until next month?" Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li with a slightly miserable expression: "Isn't this considered 'worrying about how to spend money'?"
"Now I understand." Lin Li nodded.
"By the way, Lin Li, why don't you buy my life?" Bai Bufan said expectantly:
"Ahem, I was born overseas (outside Shanghai), and I've only been around for nearly 16 years, so I don't see many signs of use. The brain has hardly been used, it's very smooth, without any scratches or wear, and the body has not been used much either. I usually don't want to take it out, so I keep it at home.
Her personality is a bit yandere, which is rare and expensive in real life, but this minor flaw currently only leaves her with a slightly sickly feeling.
Possess the good character of forgetting to eat and sleep in order to achieve the goal, but this cannot be paid off in one go, it needs to be paid in four installments: forgetting to eat, sleeping, and eating.
In addition, it has great potential for appreciation. Since I live paycheck to paycheck, if I buy it and paint it white, it will be like white paycheck, which will be unforgettable to many people.”
Bai Bufan finished singing and looked at Lin Li expectantly.
"I don't care about these." Lin Li shook his head, as if he was really thinking about buying Bai Bufan's life: "You can consider buying it, but I need to confirm other situations."
"what?"
"Do you lose hair?" Lin Li asked.
Bai Bufan: “?”
"Can you go to the toilet at a designated place? Oh, I think you can. Guoqing has seen it. Let me ask you another question. Can you bite people? Can you resist the urge to eat shit? Can you--"
Bai Bufan: “…”
Damn you.
"You are right, I will bite people!" Bai Bufan jumped over the wall in a hurry.
After playing around for a while, Lin Li asked:
"So are you sure you want to go or not?"
"If you are really rich and not just pretending to be rich, I will definitely stay in school. Why not take the chance to get something for free?" Bai Bufan nodded, then asked, "So it's just the two of us as the "One Dog" team?
Last time, the monitor paid for the accommodation during the National Day holiday. If you want to treat us this time, it would be more appropriate to at least ask her."
"I haven't asked about the "three people" yet. I feel that even if I treat them, they are not interested in traveling so far and spending a whole day just to shoot a gun. But I will ask them tomorrow at noon." Lin Li nodded.
……
"So, do you want to go and experience live-fire shooting this weekend?"
The next day at noon, after hearing Lin Li's idea, Chen Yuying was slightly surprised.
"Yes, squad leader, are you interested?" Lin Li nodded.
"Why do you suddenly have such an idea?"
"No boy can refuse a gun, just like no boy can refuse white or black stockings."
"Is it specifically referring to you?" Chen Yuying rubbed her forehead helplessly when she heard that Lin Li could also bring these things up, and then asked with concern:
"I'm fine with the interest, but do you really want to treat me? It'll cost a lot of money, right?"
"Squad leader, you know me. I never force myself, and I won't hold on for the sake of face. Don't worry, I can only say that as far as this experience is concerned, including you and me, the cost to me is just a drop in the bucket.
So you don’t need to have any psychological burden at all, just enjoy the experience and shoot however you want.”
Lin Li's voice was heroic.
He does have the confidence to do so.
Some of the gold had been converted into cash last night, but the amount was not much. Lin Li now had another 60,000 yuan in his card.
Just a hundred grams of gold, not much indeed.
The 100 grams were distributed to several gold recycling shops for recycling. When the amount was small, the shops would not ask for proof of the source of the gold, and the payment was made quickly.
One company even said that it would not even need Lin Li’s identity information, but the recycling price would be fifty yuan less per gram.
Damn it, Lin Li suspected that the other party thought he was a thief, but a thief couldn't make money as fast as he did, so Lin Li righteously refused.
Once you agree to this, isn't it telling the other party that there is something wrong with your gold?
Lin Li would never do something like trying to cover up one's faults.
Lin Li has no plans to cash out the remaining one million gold for the time being.
Even if we continue to collect the gold separately, Xiling is a small place after all. It is inevitable that some people will find it strange that there is suddenly so much gold at the same time.
Wait until the money in the card is used up.
"So much? Where did you get the money from?"
Chen Yuying certainly believed Lin Li, but she still couldn't imagine how Lin Li did it, so she asked curiously.
“Of course it’s the money I saved from the wages owed to the migrant workers under my command.” Lin Li said when he heard it.
Chen Yuying chuckled, a crescent moon hanging on the top of her head, then nodded and stopped asking:
"Since you want to be a big customer, I won't be polite. I should be free this week, so there's a 90% chance that I can go. I'll talk to my family on Friday night and give you a definite answer."
"Why are there still 10% who don't go? Well, squad leader, tell my name to my family! Tell them I'm an acquaintance, so they can rest assured!" Lin Li patted his chest.
"Sorry, I said the wrong thing. I have about a 10% chance of going." Chen Yuying always listened to Lin Li's words. She nodded and changed her words.
Lin Li: "?"
"Squad leader, what you said is very hurtful."
"About that~ As for Wanqiu and Sihan, I will ask them this afternoon." Chen Yuying said with a smile.
"OK."
After chatting for a while, they waited for the lunch bell to ring and started studying.
Wang Yuezhi, the second seed in the 3,000-meter race in Class 4 of Grade 1, who had always been in the classroom, was still unable to write for a long time even after the classroom became quiet.
He couldn't believe what he just heard from the two people behind him.
What about "weekend", "going out", "masturbation", and "shoot shoot shoot"?
What is this going to do?
This is fucking pornographic, right?
Do not! ! !
……
"Oh, what a coincidence, you just finished your meal?"
In the afternoon, when Lin Li came to the water dispenser with a cup of water, he happened to see Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu coming out of the toilet.
So because of one sentence, the school pants that cost 1,800 yuan had an extra shoe print caused by a side kick.
"Has the squad leader told you two? Are you going?" Lin Li asked without caring.
I looked at the water dispenser that couldn't stop gushing out water when I touched it lightly. Haha, what a sensitive little female ghost.
Pure burning machine.
"Yingbao and I are similar, so we should be able to go. I'll talk to my family at the weekend and give you a confirmed reply." Ding Sihan nodded when he heard that.
"I won't go." Qu Wanqiu shook her head.
"Why don't you go? Are you isolating the four of us by yourself? Getting special treatment? Haha, Qu Wanqiu, I've made up my mind. I will report to my superiors and ask them to kick you out of the group chat." Lin Li looked at Qu Wanqiu coldly.
Qu Wanqiu: “…”
"I didn't bring my cell phone, so I didn't want to stay in school." Qu Wanqiu explained.
Lin Li was stunned.
This is really understandable. Bai Bufan always carries a mobile phone with him, so apart from not being able to play PC games after staying in school, there is not much difference between staying in school and going home on weekends. So he doesn't care about staying in school at all, and he is indeed a player who stays in school frequently.
After all, an hour and a half round trip is sometimes a waste.
Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan are Xiling's, so even if they want to go, they can go home normally on weekends.
Qu Wanqiu felt quite embarrassed as she didn't bring her cell phone and her home was not in Xiling.
It's not exam week, and they still have to go out and play. If Qu Wanqiu goes back on Friday and comes back on Saturday, it would be a bit difficult for her. If she doesn't go home and stays at school until Saturday, she won't have a cell phone to play with, and the weekend will seem like a waste. Moreover, the time at school will be quite boring.
"I have a spare phone at home that I can give you." Lin Li thought for a moment and said, "Apart from a few minor issues like a little lag, poor screen contact, two hours of charging, five minutes of standby time, and occasional automatic shutdown, there's nothing else wrong with it."
Qu Wanqiu: "..." "You call this a small problem?! It's basically a brick!"
"Can you find me a brick that can turn on a flashlight?" Lin Li frowned and tried to justify his spare phone.
Qu Wanqiu: “…”
"Oh, by the way, I remember my mom has an iPhone 16 that was discarded from the factory and is at home. Qu Wanqiu, if you don't mind using an iPhone, you can use it."
Lin Li snapped his fingers, suddenly remembering this incident, and said excitedly.
"Ah? I'm an Apple user," Qu Wanqiu looked surprised, but she wasn't surprised about Apple:
"The iPhone 16 has been phased out? I'm still using the iPhone 14 myself. Did your mom switch to the iPhone Pro as soon as it came out? You're so arrogant. Now I believe that you, Lin Li, are also a hidden rich woman."
"You are a little rich woman, your whole family is a little rich woman."
Qu Wanqiu was moved and said, "Thank you for your blessing."
“But it’s not as rich as you say. The reason for its elimination was just mentioned, because the iPhone 16 was from the factory.” Lin Li explained.
"From the factory?" Qu Wanqiu asked doubtfully, "It was made by the Indian factory. Is there a quality problem?"
Apple has different factories around the world, and the quality of products produced in different factories varies. The worst quality ones are naturally from the Eastern country with a population of over one billion.
Reflection.
But Lin Li shook his head and denied it: "It's not that factory either."
"What is that?" Qu Wanqiu was completely confused.
"It's the 16th factory."
"Ah? I don't understand. What does Factory 16 mean?" Qu Wanqiu still didn't understand.
"That's right, that factory, it's above the number 16." Lin Li had to explain in more detail.
"..."
"..."
Qu Wanqiu, Ding Sihan: “?”
and many more.
This factory...
"Lin Li, then just call it the fucking square root! Why don't you just say it's iPhone 4? Square root 16 is square root 16, what factory's iPhone 16 are you talking about?!" Qu Wanqiu couldn't help herself and complained, raising her voice by eight octaves.
"Oh, yes, yes, that's called square root. I remember now." Lin Li suddenly realized.
Qu Wanqiu: “…”
You better just remembered it.
The only one who can describe iPhone 4 like this is Lin Li.
So, there was a second shoe print left by a side kick on the 1,800 yuan pair of pants.
deserved it.
"Forget it, forget it. Apple is only a few years younger than me in fourth grade, so I don't need to go. Besides, I'm not too interested in live-fire shooting, so I really don't want to go." Qu Wanqiu shook her head and said.
"Well, then you'll have to miss this chance to get something for free." Lin Li nodded. There was nothing to force.
"It's okay," Qu Wanqiu shook her head. "Lin Li, when the time comes, just calculate how much each of you has spent on average, and then transfer the money to me. It's all in good faith, and it doesn't matter whether I go or not."
Lin Li laughed when he heard this: "Qu Wanqiu, what skin care products do you usually use? Why do you keep your skin so thick?"
"slightly--"
"Although I don't know why you want to treat me, since you took the initiative to be the complainer, I won't be polite." Before returning to the classroom, Ding Sihan patted Lin Li on the shoulder, "Lin Li, try your best to make it an A-B system when we go out to play in the future. You pay A and I play with you shamelessly."
Lin Li's eyes were wide open at first, but when he found out that what Ding Sihan said was different from what he said, he heaved a sigh of relief and blinked with a strange expression.
Haha, so you were talking about the AB system. I thought you were talking about the AB system.
"What's your expression?" Ding Sihan asked puzzledly.
"It's okay," Lin Li shook his head quickly. "AB system is AB system. AB system is fine. There's no problem with AB system."
Ding Sihan frowned, then suddenly widened his eyes.
Remember, don't think that only boys have dirty thoughts in their heads. Most girls are just as good as men in this regard.
"Lin Li! You're a pervert! You're a super pervert! What on earth are you thinking about?!" Ding Sihan, who had reacted, shouted with a red face.
Lin Li, who was being punched and kicked, said: “?”
"No, little BB." Lin Li felt a little wronged. Seventeen years old is the age where one cannot bear any grievance, so Lin Li was very angry:
"I didn't say anything. I was just standing here fetching water and playing with this sensitive device that makes water come out when I touch it. Is this abnormal?"
Only those who slandered Lin Li knew how wronged Lin Li was. Lin Li didn't want to say more about who the pervert was.
Even if you call someone a pervert, you still have to follow the basic rules, right?
Ding Sihan: “?”
"Who is Xiao BB? I'm Xiao Dingdi—No! Who the hell told you to keep calling me that?! Call me Ding Sihan! It's Ding Sihan!"
When Ding Sihan refuted, he was stunned for a moment and almost choked to death by himself.
Lin Li clicked his tongue.
Women are really unreasonable. Just now Qu Wanqiu yelled at her, and now Ding Sihan yelled at her.
Seeing the absent-minded Lin Li, Ding Sihan said nothing and just kept punching and kicking him.
Qu Wanqiu thought it was fun, so she kept silent and continued to help the tyrant.
Man is born evil. Three minutes later, looking at his pants that looked like they were involved in a stampede even though he was just trying to get some water, Lin Li sighed helplessly.
The distant southern mulberry tree, how can it be so unkind to me?
……
"Jia Bao meets Lin Dai, Xue Bao dismantles her."
"Chen Guan sucked Zhang Bai's juice, and Nicholas Tse went crazy."
The boys were studying Chinese couplets in the back cabinets when Wang Ze rushed in:
"Everyone, the situation is not good. The draw results have just come out. Our opponent this afternoon is Class 9, the Baowei class from yesterday."
"Who drew the unlucky lot?" Chen Tianming's eyes widened. "I'm going to kill him. Wang Ze, it can't be you, right?"
Class 17 also advanced, and Chen Tianming was still waiting for a wonderful development and leaving behind a good story.
As long as we play against Class 17, losing is winning; winning is also winning!
"It's not me. I'm not that unlucky. He hit me." Wang Ze waved his left hand and then began to slap his right hand.
"Don't bully my sister-in-law. It's not easy for me to give you so many handjobs over the years." Bai Bufan immediately stepped forward to mediate the relationship between the couple, then touched his chin, "It seems that I have to use unorthodox methods to have the strength to fight."
"Tianming, as the number one in Class Four, are you... aware?" Bai Bufan, Wang Ze and others all looked at Chen Tianming at this time.
"Which class will Class 17 compete with?" Chen Tianming asked first.
"Class 20, based on my analysis of their combat power, they should have no problem advancing to the top five." Wang Ze responded.
Chen Tianming swallowed his saliva after hearing this.
Plan B was a plan that was prepared a long time ago.
But as a price, I might lose something forever...
but……
If Class 17 can win...
Carrying the promise to meet Class 17! I have a reason not to lose!
"I've already had this awareness." Thinking of this, Chen Tianming nodded.
……
basketball court.
After the afternoon class, everyone from Class 4 came here.
Class nine also arrived one after another.
When the two Zhou Baowei and one Zhou Baowei plus walked towards the tug-of-war rope together, there were strong tremors in many places on the basketball court.
Lian Linli stopped attracting fans this time and began to carefully apply anti-slip powder and warm up.
Lin Li's own strength is undoubtedly greater than that of any person on the opposite side, even Baowei Plus is not enough.
But from a collective perspective, even Lin Li does not have the confidence to win.
"Both sides are ready, take your positions." The referee re-drew the lines, held the red line in the middle, and spoke to the two classes.
"Chen Tianming, why are you wearing a mask?"
Zhuo Yongfei, who was at the front line of the tug-of-war team with Chen Tianming, came to his position and found that Chen Tianming behind him was wearing a mask, so he asked in confusion.
Chen Tianming said nothing, but just carefully applied powder on his hands.
Zhuo Yongfei raised his eyebrows, thinking that Chen Tianming didn't want to pay attention to him, so he didn't force him and began to adjust his posture.
"Zhuo Yongfei, no matter what happens later, look forward and don't look back." Chen Tianming's faint voice came over.
Zhuo Yongfei turned his head subconsciously, but Chen Tianming's hand stopped him: "Don't look back!"
"Listen to me, look forward, work hard, don't rest, and don't look back."
Zhuo Yongfei: “?”
Why the hell are you standing here acting like the fat guy in "Grave Robbers' Chronicles"?
"All ready!" said the referee, putting the whistle in his mouth.
Then Zhuo Yongfei heard Chen Tianming's roar from behind: "Nansang High School Class 19! Sixteen weaklings! Who dares to look me in the face! Shoot at me! Shoot at me!"
"Grass!"
The leader of the opposite squad nine staggered and nearly fell. The referee, who was about to blow the whistle, pulled his collar to cover his nose and the lower half of his face, turned around, his body trembling.
There was a huge roar from the audience. Class Nine's team was visibly shaking. Several girls bit their lips desperately and their shoulders were shaking like sieves.
When I noticed that everyone's eyes were looking at the side next to me, who the hell could resist looking?
Chen Tianming, what on earth did you do!
Zhuo Yongfei chose to turn back.
Damn, he’s the second killer of the Qing Dynasty!
Knowledge point consolidation: The number one killer in the Qing Dynasty was the makeup lady on the autumn outing bus.
This makeup was done by your mother, Lin Li, right?
If you want to draw a sausage mouth, just draw a sausage mouth. Why are you sticking onions in your nostrils?
(End of this chapter)