Chapter 242: The Magical Washing Machine
Chapter 242: The Magical Trick "Washing Machine"
When Lin Yi peeked at the dimly lit shadow area out of the corner of his eye, he actually had the illusion of seeing a sea of people.
His eyelids twitched violently, and the feeling of frame skipping became clearer and clearer. Then he found that the group of people with their necks stretched out gradually faded, like an illusory afterimage floating above the team that was "silently queuing".
It looked like everyone on that team had an out-of-body experience.
"Let's go, Lao Lin." Wei Shan patted his shoulder and drew his attention back.
Lin Yi shuddered and looked away.
"What an idiot..." He cursed inwardly, "There's no one over there... There's no one over there... There's no one over there..."
The group of five found a spot under the lights and sat down.
He just drank the porridge in silence.
"Generally speaking, there's something wrong with the cafeteria compared to yesterday." Tian Bufan said as he picked up a fried dough stick and took a bite.
"Yes, and..." Lin Yi said.
"Don't say 'and'." Tian Bufan interrupted, "After leaving the cafeteria, say 'and' again, and tell us the rest of your dream."
"Well... okay, it's indeed not appropriate to talk about it here." Lin Yi glanced around and said in a low voice.
"You can continue to observe, but... there is not enough time, so you can only 'observe'." Tian Bufan said.
Lin Yi was slightly startled, thinking to himself, it seems that Mr. Tian still knows what happened to me just now...
Come to think of it, Tian Bufan's sensitivity is just lower than his. Even if Tian Bufan can't sense it so clearly, he still has a vague feeling. Besides, he also has some "abnormal movements", even Wei Shan noticed it. It is impossible that Tian Bufan, who is standing side by side with him, is unaware of it.
So he sipped his porridge while looking out from the edge of the bowl and between his bangs, looking as cunning as a squirrel.
But it turns out that looking at people through the crack in the door will make you look down on them, and the gap between the edge of a bowl and bangs is not much better.
However, just as he tried to observe the team quietly for a while, several inappropriate figures entered his field of vision.
There were several chefs in blue bibs moving horizontally like ghosts, their dull and unfocused eyes seemed to be looking at the air, giving off a strong and weird feeling of being arrogant.
But Lin Yi’s focus was not on this, but on... the double image!
He discovered that behind those chefs in blue bibs, there was a circle of human figures floating like double images, just like... the two cafeteria aunties who had been disposed of before!
"Chef-0391" and "Chef-0154"!
And the blue bib chefs in front of them were all like them. No, not only like them, but even worse than them, and seemed even more... pseudo-human.
Moreover, Lin Yi discovered that the human-shaped silhouette behind the chefs in blue bibs was actually emitting some green air hissing!
There are also a few chefs wearing blue bibs in the dim area. Due to distance and light issues, it is impossible to tell from a distance whether the bibs are dark blue or dark green.
"There really is a way to transform between the blue bib chef and the green bib chef!"
He lowered his head and continued to drink the porridge, but he gradually felt something was wrong. When he finished the porridge and reached for the fried dough sticks beside him, he suddenly seemed to sense something in his heart, and he glanced at the alloy plate under the bowl...
“Shua——”
A pale face was reflected in the alloy plate!
The man wore a square hat and had a bloodless face, as pale as a white stone sculpture. There was no life in his white stone eyes. He just stood quietly behind Lin Yi, lowering his head and looking at his back.
When Lin Yi saw its outline, a gleam of light suddenly flashed across his eyes, and then he consciously turned his eyes away to avoid looking at it.
“Fuck…”
Lin Yi's body stiffened for a moment, and the chopsticks holding the fried dough stick shook accidentally, and the fried dough stick immediately slipped out of the chopsticks.
"Ouch——" Lin Yi screamed subconsciously, but it was too late to answer it. At this moment, another scream sounded in his ears.
"Emma!"
Wei Liang on the other side quickly picked up the plate and headed towards the fried dough stick, catching it easily.
"Liangzi is so awesome." Lin Yi couldn't help but exclaimed.
“Needless to say... Hey! Hey——?” Wei Liang stood up with the help of the dinner plate, but he stepped on something and slipped. He lost his balance and even the dinner plate flew away by accident. “Oh my god…”
Wei Liang burst out with powerful core strength, and used his other foot to steady his body, trying his best to keep his buttocks steady on the chair at the dining table, while grabbing the plate with both hands.
But whether it was intentional or not, he managed to grab the plate every time but failed to hold it firmly, and the plate kept turning in the air like a wheel...
The weird thing is that every time the plate flipped, a corner of it scraped against the sculpted blue-bibbed chef behind Lin Yi. In theory, such a collision would cause the plate to fly out, but every time Wei Liang "failed to catch the plate", the force would be balanced and it would "flip on the spot"...
The plate was like a wheel rolling over the face of the chef in the blue bib. If you didn't look closely, you wouldn't know how much force was there. But the face of the chef in the blue bib was covered with cracks, and finally it shattered with a "crack"...
"Got it, got it!" Wei Liang also "happened" to stabilize the plate, and at the same time used the bottom of the plate to block all the debris, so that the broken head of the chef in the blue bib did not splash onto the table at all...
Wei Liang placed the plate in front of Lin Yi breathlessly, and the fried dough sticks in the plate shook slightly.
The confused dough sticks hadn't reacted to the washing machine-like operation just now, when the even more confused Lin Yi picked them up and put them into his mouth bit by bit...
Lin Yi glanced at the shadow in the alloy plate. The headless sculpted chef in a blue bib waved his hands in an extremely stiff motion and touched the position of his head, but he didn't touch anything...
"Liangzi..." Lin Yi looked at Wei Liang in disbelief.
Wei Liang was panting and supporting his knees. Seeing Lin Yi's shocked look, he couldn't help but proudly made an electric motor gesture: "How about it, is my core strength awesome?"
"Awesome..." Lin Yi said while biting the fried dough stick.
Wei Liang said proudly: "Do you think my "List of Rich Women in S City" is just for nothing? Theory must be combined with practice!"
He patted Lin Yi's shoulder earnestly.
"Are you serious about that roster..." Lin Yi was speechless, thinking that your core strength is indeed amazing, but what's even more amazing is your boxing style that uses the opponent's force to counter you, like a washing machine, right?
You didn't mention a word about this super-kill move!
But Wei Liang suddenly realized something, and his expression suddenly changed: "Damn, this is not good!"
He quickly covered his belly and looked at Lin Yi cautiously: "I almost forgot that your sexual orientation is not normal... You, you you you... Old Lin, my XP is normal! I like white silk lolita... Black silk queen is not wrong, I leave this little electric motor for them, you you you... don't have any ideas about me!"
Lin Yi: “…”
"roll roll roll!"
Lin Yi finished the remaining fried dough sticks in one big gulp.
At this time, Tian Bufan next to him said, "Have you finished eating?" "I'm done." Wei Shan said.
"Yeah." Kuai Hongji nodded.
"I finished eating a long time ago, let's run away after eating!" Wei Liang also said.
Tian Bufan patted Wei Liang on the shoulder and said, "After we finish eating, take us to the store to buy something?"
“Okay, okay…” Wei Liang was still in a smug state when he was suddenly shocked. “Wait a minute, what did you say?!”
"Go to the convenience store, hurry up." Tian Bufan urged.
Wei Liang's face immediately turned pale, and he said bitterly: "What store? I really don't know where it is..."
"Then let me put it another way. You should buy things the same way you did last time." Tian Bufan said. Before Wei Liang could complain again, he added, "This cafeteria is getting more and more wrong. We should prepare some food, right?"
"If we really can't come to the cafeteria one day, if there is something, at least we can fill our stomachs."
"Well... what you said does make sense." Wei Liang looked embarrassed, "But to be honest, although my method has always worked, it's hard to say whether it will work this time..."
"If it's difficult to explain, then don't talk about it. Let's just do it." Kuai Hongji crossed his arms and smiled sinisterly.
"Alright alright... I really lost to you guys." Wei Liang stood up and tidied up the table. "Then follow me!"
Lin Yi's eyes lit up and he looked at Wei Liang with anticipation, thinking that after waiting for so long, he could finally see Liangzi's operation with his own eyes.
"Let's put away the plates first." Wei Liang led Lin Yi and the others to the plate recycling area as if he was teaching them step by step.
Then, without any unnecessary operations, he put the plate down neatly.
This operation alone made Lin Yi shocked.
Wouldn't that provoke an attack from the green bib chef?
Sure enough, just as Wei Liang put down the plate, the sound of metal pots and pans falling to the ground was heard in the shadow area next to the No. 3 shopping window. The chef in the green bib at the No. 10 shopping window spotted Wei Liang at this moment and desperately tried to get out of the shopping window.
But Wei Liang was not in a hurry at all. Instead, he stood there waiting for Lin Yi and the others to return the tableware.
"Then we'll go shopping. Let's go." Seeing that everyone had put down their tableware, Wei Liang simply observed their current location, and then slowly walked towards the shadow area of the No. 5 purchase window...
Lin Yi's heart was beating fast. Isn't that the meal purchase window No. 10?
"Liangzi, that's..."
He was about to open his mouth to remind her, but he reacted immediately.
"No! That is indeed the No. 10 purchase window, but it is also... it is also a place where 'there is no light but sunlight'!"
The cafeteria is a north-facing and south-facing building, while the meal purchasing windows inside are arranged in increasing order from left to right. When the sun sets, the afterglow of the sunset shines in from the west, which is the meal purchasing window No. 1, and just happens to shine on the meal purchasing window No. 1.
In the morning, it naturally came in from the east, which is the No. 5 meal purchase window!
But the problem is, the meal purchase window number 10... is also over there!
Moreover, in this case, the position relationship between Wei Liang and the chef in the green bib is not chasing in the same direction, but moving towards each other. Isn't this like throwing oneself into the arms of someone?
Just when Lin Yi was feeling confused and puzzled, he discovered that Wei Liang was not walking straight there, but first walked a distance towards the exit of the student cafeteria, and then when he was illuminated by the sunlight outside the window, he adjusted his direction and walked towards a certain location.
Lin Yi's eyes lit up and he exclaimed: "What a wonderful thing!"
"Ryoko, you walked into an area that was illuminated by at least one of the following: sunlight or incandescent light!"
But it was really strange. When Lin Yi thought about it, he felt that this condition was familiar to him, as if he had encountered it somewhere before...
It seems to be...Art Building Rules?!
Lin Yi scratched his forehead, and one rule after another rolled through his mind, and finally that one emerged!
Yes, there are similar rules in the Art Building Rules:
[When you are in the castle, please make sure you are within the range of natural light or at least one candlestick. ]
“Oh my god, does this apply here too?!”
When you are looking for the store, please make sure you are within the range of natural light or at least one incandescent light bulb?"
"Even if it is applicable, Liangzi said that the last time he came here, he only went to three places and did not explore the campus at all. How did he know this?"
"Could it be that you rely on your intuition of 'odd tricks'?"
Impossible, absolutely impossible.
Lin Yi's mind was tangled with mysteries and he couldn't figure it out for a moment, so he simply stopped thinking about it and just followed Wei Liang.
At the same time, five chefs in green bibs struggled out of the No. 10 purchase window one after another.
The food delivery opening at the food window was very narrow, less than 20 centimeters, so it was very difficult for each of them to squeeze out. They stretched their bones and deformed their bodies, like rubber men.
After landing, they quickly approached Lin Yi and others, bounced back and reshaped their bodies to make them closer to human form, and then, like a fish swimming in the water, they used the darkness to quickly shuttle like ghosts.
Lin Yi sensed the distance between them, and his heart beat faster and faster.
He couldn't help but urge Wei Liang to walk faster so as not to be caught up by the chef in the green bib, but when he saw Wei Liang's calm and steady pace, he suddenly shut up.
He chose to believe in Zhuge Wei Liang's gold content, but he could not help but sense the existence of the green bib chef...
The distance between them is getting closer and closer...
At some point, he could even hear the green-bibbed chef's call mixed with strange laughter, and could also feel the sound of the wind approaching. Cold sweat began to seep out of his back, he clenched his fists, and the muscles in his upper body gradually tightened...
He wants to fight back.
In other words, the thought of fighting back burst out from his subconscious mind.
But at this moment, Wei Liang suddenly cried out: "Oh!"
Thanks to the book friend "usjdnshhs" for the reward!!
PS: I added 200 words just to complete a chapter, hehehe...
(End of this chapter)