Chapter 249 Tobirama: I want to beat this bastard to death. Izuna: I agree!
Chapter 249 Tobirama: I want to beat this bastard to death. Izuna: I agree!
"You two are out of touch with the masses. You don't understand the hardship of the lower class. You are almost a group of illiterates who can't even read a few words. Apart from working in factories, you can also work on the land."
"Farming. Farming can make a lot of money."
"In order to make money, they can work overtime day and night. Those meaningless negative emotions will only slow down their earning speed.
"If they knew they could sell negative emotions to make money, they would definitely rush to sell them."
Uchiha Nan said as he looked at Senju Tobirama and Uchiha Izuna.
A few words made them bow their heads and ponder.
What Uchiha Nan said makes sense.
Could it be that we are really wrong?
"You mean you want to use Zero Tail's ability to help them make more money?"
Senju Tobirama asked uncertainly.
Strange. Really strange.
Could Uchiha Nan be so kind?
"Of course it's not that clearing away negative emotions can make them work better and earn money. It's already such a good thing. What else can they be dissatisfied with?"
“People should know how to be content”
"I want to build a spiritual sauna... they have to pay to clear their negative emotions and I will sell the chakra converted from the negative emotions."
Uchiha Nan said with a smile.
"Sure enough, you are a complete black-hearted bastard."
Senju Tobirama pointed at Uchiha Nan and cursed.
He knew that Uchiha Nan couldn't be so kind!
"In such a huge Konoha, I can't find a soulmate who understands me."
“It’s sad, hateful, and lamentable.”
"Perhaps the Shodaime can understand me. He said that for Konoha, he would not let go of any of his brothers, friends, or children. I have carried out the Will of Fire that he has passed down."
"I believe that if the first generation came, he would definitely agree with my idea."
Facing the pointing of Senju Tobirama, Uchiha Nan sighed alone.
"Ah tui! Black-hearted bastard!"
"I will never allow you to distort my brother's Will of Fire."
When Senju Tobirama heard Uchiha Nan's sigh, he became angry and cursed at Uchiha Nan.
This born evil Uchiha brat!
Not only did he casually quote what Big Brother said, but he also misinterpreted the meaning. Isn't this a disgrace to Big Brother?
"That's enough, Tobirama, I am the Hokage!"
"I am the Sandaime Hokage of Konoha. I have the right to interpret the Will of Fire of Konoha. Whatever I say it means, it means what it means."
Uchiha Nan pretended to speak in a serious tone, not caring at all about Senju Tobirama's impotent rage.
"Uchiha Nan, if big brother knew about this, believe it or not, he would use thousands of hands to beat the shit out of you!"
"Ah ah bastard"
Senju Tobirama's face turned blue with anger.
But he couldn't refute what Uchiha Nan said. The Hokage was born with the right to interpret the will of fire. He could only keep speaking harshly to Uchiha Nan.
"That's right, you bastard, you're just lucky that you didn't run into my big brother, otherwise he would definitely kill you with Susanoo!!"
Uchiha Izuna nodded repeatedly on the side and said that he stood at the side of Senju Tobirama and criticized Uchiha Nan together with Senju Tobirama.
If his elder brother was still alive and knew that he was being exploited by Uchiha Nan, a rebellious junior, he would definitely stand up for himself at the first opportunity.
"You two are still standing on one side."
"Really. The sun is rising from the west."
Uchiha Nan looked at the two people who shared the same hatred and decided not to continue to argue with them. He waved at them and spoke casually.
"Who would stand on his side?" x2
"Don't imitate me!" x2
"Still studying!" x2
"Enough, shut up!" x2
Uchiha Nan was listening at the side with a look of surprise on his face.
How can you imagine this?
Senju Tobirama and Uchiha Izuna glared at each other, then folded their arms over their chests and stopped talking.
That's the right way.
Uchiha Nan nodded. How can the two of you merge? You must fight among yourselves.
"Okay, you don't need to worry about the purpose of Zero Tail."
"Yes, to facilitate your research, I even brought the design scroll of Zero Tail."
"Your task is to understand the principle of zero tails, and then replicate the zero tails quickly, with good quality, and in a miniaturized form.
"The conversion rate of negative emotions into chakra, raise it as high as possible."
"Of course. We can castrate some useless things, such as Zero Tail's combat ability."
"Also, don't forget."
As the Party A, Uchiha Nan put forward a lot of requirements.
"Huh, you're asking for too much."
Senju Tobirama complained.
However, he did not stop his hands and wrote down Uchiha Nan's needs one by one. He had been a scientific research worker for so many years that he and Uchiha Nan had already cooperated very well.
On the contrary, Uchiha Izuna is still in the adjustment period and just keeps complaining.
"In addition to the Zero Tail, there are many good things in the Sky Ninja Village. They are on the path of science and technology, and have trained a large number of scientific researchers. There are many scientific research results. For example, computers. Tobirama, I mentioned it to you, but you have only made the design drawings of the initial prototype. You are too lazy."
"The Sky Ninja Village has already made a computer, but it is still very backward and far from meeting my requirements."
"I have already thought about it. I will let the researchers of the Sky Ninja Village form a research team around the two of you. Let Orochimaru be your deputy and be responsible for the communication between the two sides..."
Uchiha Nan muttered to himself.
Senju Tobirama has too many scientific research projects, involving different professions. Now with the technology tree of the Sky Ninja Village, it can greatly make up for the shortcomings of Senju Tobirama.
"Anyway, Tobirama, Izuna, I'll make you suffer a little longer."
"It would be nice if there were forty-eight hours in a day, no...seventy-two hours."
Uchiha Nan sighed
"Izuna, I really want to beat him up."
"agree."
"Ahem, just kidding.
"How's the degraded version of Hashirama's cell solution going?"
"This concerns the future of Konoha, which is moving faster and faster."
Uchiha Nan waved his hand and quickly changed the subject.
Talking about the degraded version of Hashirama's cells
Deep down, he had been looking forward to the degraded version of Hashirama's cell solution.
This is his weapon to conquer the ninja world and win the hearts of the people. He must let more people master chakra.
Ultimately, social change can only rely on the power of the masses, and Uchiha Nan has always been very clear about this.
But what will this change make the ninja world look like?
I don’t know about Uchiha Nan.
But in any case it will definitely not be worse than it is now.
With the popularization of chakra, the productivity of the ninja world will inevitably increase significantly.
Can one hundred thousand ordinary people going to fight against ash be the same as one hundred thousand Genin going to fight against ash?
"It's almost halfway done." "It would be best if we speed up and get the samples out by the end of this year."
"You guy"
Damn Uchiha Nan!
As soon as you come back, add more tasks to yourself!
There are still a lot of projects that have not been completed yet!
Senju Tobirama wanted to say something, but gave up because it was useless to say anything as he had become accustomed to Uchiha Nan's oppression.
How can Party A understand Party B?
only.
Uchiha Izuna's face turned green when he heard this.
Beasts, beasts!!
“I protest!!”
"The protest is ineffective!"
"This is a world of great strife. The strong will become stronger and the weak will perish. Konoha's pace is getting faster and faster. You must keep up with Konoha. You can't hold Konoha back!"
Uchiha Nan talked about the Five Ninjas' joint attack on the Sky Ninja Village. There was also the Rain Ninja Village, the Five Ninjas' regular meeting, and the soybean war that Konoha was going to prepare for this year.
If one year later, I took out the degraded version of Hashirama's cells.
This effect is a real bomb!
"The current situation in the ninja world is that there is one superpower and many strong ones. Konoha has restored the status it had when Hashirama Senju was the Hokage."
"However, Konoha was originally supported by the First Hokage alone. Now it is different. Konoha's overall strength has far surpassed the other four major ninja villages."
"Besides that, Konoha is no longer in the state of being attacked from all sides. The Sand Village is no longer a concern. He is now a loyal brother of Konoha, and he has no chance of escaping Konoha at all."
"The Hidden Cloud Village was taken advantage of and attacked by the Sky Ninja Village. It is no longer as strong as the Hidden Mist Village and has been isolated from the mainland. A rebellion may occur at any time. The Hidden Rock Village is not so bad. Its strength has been steadily increasing, but it cannot stand alone."
Uchiha Nan analyzed the situation in the ninja world, his tone full of pride.
conceivable
When the ninja world is unified, wherever the Konoha ninja army goes, the people will welcome them wholeheartedly. It can be said that they have the best timing. The state of vigorous vitality and the flourishing of all things is still before our eyes (everyone should recite the whole text!)
"Konoha has become so powerful."
"This is all thanks to me!"
Senju Tobirama's frown relaxed, and he couldn't help but feel excited when he heard Uchiha Nan's big talk.
He worked like a slave for Uchiha Nan in the underground laboratory
Isn't the goal to make Konoha prosperous?
Otherwise, he would have fought with Uchiha Nan long ago!
"but."
"Uchiha Nan, you are such a beast when it comes to the soybean war. No wonder you made such a weird request in the first place."
Senju Tobirama observed a three-second silence for the ninja world.
"No way. I just want to let the ninja world see the power of Hayek's hand. Morality is not such an inconvenient thing. This is all for Konoha!"
"It is also for this ninja world. I am accelerating the development of the world."
Uchiha Nan said with a smile, not caring at all about what Senju Tobirama said.
Uchiha Izuna was somewhat unable to keep up with Uchiha Nan's thinking.
He is essentially an old-school ninja, used to using kunai to solve problems
Especially regarding the attitude of the daimyo
But Uchiha Nan didn't care much.
He was lying leisurely on the sofa, chatting with Senju Tobirama and Uchiha Izuna.
but
These two guys, Tobirama Senju and Uchiha Izuna, are really incompatible.
As they chatted, they tended to have a big quarrel.
Now I want to stop their quarrel.
Uchiha Nan has two options.
One is to sacrifice himself for justice and draw hatred to the two. Uchiha Nan decisively passed this option.
The second is to find a topic that is interesting enough to attract the attention of both people.
"There is only one last thing left tonight. Tobirama, Izumi, do you have any opinions on Hinata's caged bird?"
Uchiha Nan's sudden words made Senju Tobirama's expression change.
"Uchiha Nan, what do you want to do now?"
"You don't want to."
"That's right."
"Wow, the Hyuga clan. Especially the Hyuga clan. I've dealt with them before. They are stubborn, pedantic, and self-righteous."
The attention of Uchiha Izuna and Senju Tobirama was immediately attracted by Uchiha Nan.
Senju Tobirama frowned
Uchiha Nan, this black-hearted bastard, can't keep quiet for a moment, and he has tormented the entire ninja world half to death.
Now even Konoha is not spared.
Konoha's life is going well!
Uchiha Izuna looked indifferent. He had no feelings for Konoha and now he was just a fun person.
"Tobirama, do you still remember my bloodline ninja clan integration plan? It is now very effective. The Uchiha clan members are attacking everywhere, including the Senju clan and the Uzumaki clan."
“I can’t help it either…”
"Tobirama, don't stare at me like that. You know that we were one family a thousand years ago. Now it's just that the big clan eats the small clan. Your Senju clan is the younger brother of the Uchiha clan."
"You're fucking awesome."
"***"
Senju Tobirama cursed at Uchiha Nan, and after venting his anger, his mood slowly calmed down.
Skillfully started self-PUA
Konoha, Konoha, all this is for Konoha.
Uchiha Izuna on the side widened his eyes, as if he had heard some extraordinary news. He pulled Uchiha Nan, trying to get more information out of him.
"Want to know?"
"Uh-huh."
“Then work hard.”
"You're fucking awesome."
"***"
Uchiha Izuna really wanted to kill Uchiha Nan in front of him with one punch.
"Tobirama, the caged bird system of the Hyuga clan is an obstacle to my bloodline ninja clan integration plan. For the long-term development of Konoha, I want to destroy this system."
"But those guys from the Hyuga clan will definitely not agree to it. You are an expert in internal fighting in Konoha. No one knows how to fight better than you."
"Please give me some advice on how you deal with the Uchiha clan."
Uchiha Nan ignored Uchiha Izuna and said to Senju Tobirama, but Uchiha Nan hadn't finished yet.
Senju Tobirama could no longer sit still.
"Uchiha Nan, don't lie. I did that for Konoha."
"Alright, alright, stop making excuses. I don't want to talk about those trivial things anymore."
Uchiha Nan waved his hand, not wanting to listen to Senju Tobirama's argument, and recounted the situation of the Hyuga clan in recent years.
"The Hyuga clan and I have always had a good relationship over the years. Before I became the Hokage of Konoha, the clan leader, Hyuga Takuma, was old-fashioned, but he was always a very sensible guy..."
After hearing this, Senju Tobirama fell into deep thought. After thinking for a moment, he said:
"First of all, to eliminate the caged bird of the Hyuga clan, the most important thing is to have a tenable topic."
"makes sense"
Uchiha Nan's divergent thinking
(End of this chapter)