Chapter 253: Stupidity Everywhere

Chapter 253: Stupidity Everywhere

[Kiana] "It can't really be me, can it be my period?"

[Bronya] "You can try to choose the dean."

[Theresa] "No matter what I do, I can't destroy the world, right? I don't believe it!"

【Theresa please answer the question】

[Theresa] "I choose my stupid niece Kiana, A!"

【Congratulations to Theresa for answering incorrectly】

[Kiana] "Fortunately, I wanted to choose myself, but fortunately you, Auntie, chose for me."

[Theresa] "Are you gloating over someone else's misfortune, Kiana~"

[Kiana] "No, no, I just feel sorry for my aunt."

[Raiden Mei] "Don't be angry, Principal."

[Theresa] "I'm not angry. Let's see what the punishment is first."

[Please ask Theresa to sing the song that Ben Xiaobai prepared for you. Please sing loudly, not softly~]

[The lyrics are already engraved in your mind, please keep singing! ]

Theresa received the lyrics sent by Xiaobai and instantly became embarrassed.

[Teresa] "Are you really going to let me sing this song? Can you change it to another one?"

【cannot】

[Kiana] "What's wrong, Auntie? Is there something wrong with that song?"

[Theresa] "No, there's nothing wrong with it, it's just that the lyrics are a little bit..."

[Captain] "It's okay Theresa, we won't laugh at you no matter how well you sing."

[Paimon] "We will definitely shut up and applaud your singing."

[Cecilia] "Xiaobai, does this song have a name?"

[Yes, the song is called "Silly Everywhere"]

[Wendy] "This song title seems to have a funny tone."

[Otto] "It's okay, little Theresa. Grandpa believes that no matter what the lyrics are, they will turn into beautiful songs in your voice."

[Rita] "Come on, Lady Theresa."

[Teresa] "Then I will sing, and you are not allowed to laugh. If anyone dares to laugh, Judas will serve him!"

[Navia] "By the way, you just looked at the lyrics... What kind of song is this?"

[Theresa] "It's about, it's about the captain..."

[Kumi] "Isn't it another song about confessing my love to the captain?"

[Otto] "..."

[Rita] "Lady Theresa, it's better not to sing this song."

[It’s okay if you don’t sing. I will personally control Theresa to sing later. Of course, it’s hard to say how she will sing.]

[Theresa] "Don't bother you, I'll do it myself. I'm already prepared. Just to make it clear, this isn't a love confession song!"

[Okay, let’s start the BGM! ]

The pleasant rhythm sounded in everyone's ears, and everyone's eyes turned to Theresa.

The world's cutest Theresa's beautiful yet silly voice came out of her mouth...

Captain, have you completed your mission, or are you just slacking off again?

You said you liked Theresa the most, but you didn't spend money to buy me Judas——

Krypton gold for Ban Ya, a dozen skins

Isn't Theresa cute enough? Oh oh~

Don’t touch Theresa’s head anymore. I’ll let you taste Theresa’s flying kick!

I am the magical girl TERIRI, the world's number one TERIRI!

Captain, from now on, hand over all your wages.

Bitter melon juice mixed with chocolate, eating ice cream in winter

One Judas hits Pavanti, one Judas pushes down Wendy

Captain, have you cleaned the deck? If everything is ok, go clean it again.

Captain, have you completed your mission, or are you slacking off again?

You said you liked Theresa the most, but you didn't spend money to buy me Judas~

Krypton gold for Ban Ya, a dozen skins

Isn't Theresa cute enough? Oh oh~

Don’t touch Theresa’s head anymore. I’ll let you taste Theresa’s flying kick!

I am the magical girl TERIRI, the world's number one TERIRI!

Captain, from now on, hand over all your wages.

Bitter melon juice mixed with chocolate, eating ice cream in winter

One Judas hits Pavanti, one Judas pushes down Wendy

Ha~ Is the Captain up too?

Stop touching my head, or you won’t grow taller.

Give me this month's salary. I'm going to buy comics and smoke Judas. Oh oh ~

I spent money once, but couldn't get the money out. I couldn't get the money out, but I had to keep spending money, which made my wallet unhappy.

Another order, one shot, one shot, the heart and lungs stopped before they came out

Captain, you are so awesome!

Captain, you

Have you completed all the tasks? Have you finished cleaning the deck?

Didn't you get enough rest last night? Sleep on Theresa's lap

The captain thinks Theresa is very cute~

Has the captain signed the contract? Has the captain been paid?

Can't pull it out, can't pull it out, can't pull it out

I have to keep spending money, and my wallet is not happy.

Another order, can't be drawn, can't be drawn, can't be drawn, can't be drawn

I have to keep spending money, and my wallet is not happy.

Ten consecutive pumps, a hundred consecutive pumps, and the heart and lungs haven't stopped yet~

【The performance is over. Let us give a warm round of applause to our singer! 】

[Captain] “Pah, pah, pah—!”

[Wendy] “Pah pah pah——!”

[Kiana] “Pah pah pah——!”

[Traveler Ying] “Pah pah pah——!”

……

[Captain] "Theresa is the dumbest person in the world, bah! The cutest person in the world!"

[Himeko] "Be careful of the Judas falling from the sky, Captain."

[Funina] "This is great, Theresa, you sang perfectly."

[Nashida] "Though I don't know why this song seems full of wisdom?"

[Fu Hua] “The last lyrics reminded me of some painful memories.”

[Walter Yang] "You are worthy of being my idol! TERIRI! TERIRI!"

[Herrser of Knowledge] "Is the Anti-Entropy Alliance leader crazy?"

[Otto] "Little Theresa is the cutest! But this lyric obviously lowers the image of my precious granddaughter."

[Rita] "Ms. Theresa sang so beautifully... I was so moved that I cried T﹏T"

[Eden (Paradise)] "This song sounds a bit addictive. Ms. Theresa sings very well."

[Kiana] "Now all I can think of is the melody that my aunt sang just now."

[Theresa] "Hey, as long as you like it..."

[Alicea] "Principal Theresa is so cute, I really want to take her home~"

[Rita] "That won't work. Lady Theresa's safety is protected by Rita!"

[Orchid Dell] "Then Rita, what are you doing with the sack?"

[Rita] "Ahem, it's nothing, Lord Youlandale. Rita just brought it back with something very important. Please don't mind it, Lord Youlandale."

[Ai-chan] "Damn it, I feel like Ai-chan's status as the cutest person in the universe is in danger. Looks like Ai-chan needs to work harder!"

[Captain] "After listening to this song, I had the urge to dedicate everything to Theresa."

[Stargazing] "I hope your impulse is temporary, Mr. Assassin."

[Under the Moon] "Human, it's better to give it to me than to give it to her."

[Captain] "Don't worry, Yuexia, Guanxing and Theresa, you are all my loved ones. In order to make you happy, I will definitely give you everything!"

【Teresa/Stargazing/Under the Moon】“〃?〃”

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