Chapter 256
"Grand Elder, don't mention this matter again, otherwise don't blame me for being rude." Li Qingluo said with a cold face.
Although Li Qingluo is now in a hot relationship with Li Hao, and they roll in bed regardless of time, place, and method, making people think that she is the kind of fickle woman, but in fact Li Qingluo is a very conservative woman.
As for why she is obedient to Li Hao and listens to his words, it may be because she was conquered by Li Hao and worships the strong, or it may be that she has fallen in love with him over time!
"Your Majesty, I advise you to think clearly before answering. Wei Minliangzuo is young, strong, and capable, which is enough for you." The old man still said relentlessly.
"You..."
"Fatty Cheng, I see that you are strong and healthy. I think with your loyalty to Her Majesty, it shouldn't matter if you pierce a hole in your body!" Li Qingluo was pulled by Li Hao before she finished speaking.
This Wei Mingshanyu is really looking for death. He is trying to hit his woman in front of him. He is not willing to do this.
"For Her Majesty, I am willing to go through fire and water without hesitation." Fatty Cheng is a smart man. When he heard what Li Hao said, he immediately knew that this master who was not afraid of strangers must be planning something.
"Go get a long sword, and it must be extremely sharp." Li Hao glanced at Fatty Cheng and said softly.
"Wait, I will be there soon." At this time, several people in the Qinzheng Hall were looking at Li Hao and Fatty Cheng, including Li Qingluo, and everyone was confused.
"General Li, Old Cheng has brought the sword, but I don't know where to stab." Fatty Cheng held the long sword, and his two squinting eyes swept all over Li Hao's body, and finally his eyes stopped at...
"What are you looking at." Li Hao was sweating all over when he was looked at by Fatty Cheng. Damn, what kind of dirty things is this dead fat guy thinking about?
"General, just tell me where you want to stab! Old Cheng promises to do it for you." Fatty Cheng's bear-like hands clapped on his chest, showing his loyalty.
"Did I tell you to stab me? I mean you are strong and healthy, so it shouldn't be a big problem to stab a hole in your body." Li Hao cursed directly.
Damn, what kind of person is this? He actually wants to stab himself with a sword. Li Hao now wants to smash Fatty Cheng's head open to see whether it is charcoal or paste inside.
"Well, Old Cheng, I am bloated, and it is difficult to heal the hole." Fatty Cheng said with a bitter face.
"Then why don't you wipe it on your neck, so that everyone can save trouble." Li Hao was too lazy to argue with the fat man and directly issued an ultimatum.
The conversation between General Cheng of the City Defense Division and Li Hao made everyone's cheeks bulge. But except Li Qingluo, no one dared to laugh out loud.
"General, you think that place is suitable for Fatty. I'm willing to risk it." Fatty Cheng pointed the tip of the sword at himself, with an expression that he didn't care about life and death, and he would stab it if he didn't obey.
"I think the neck is better." Li Hao said while touching his chin.
"General, the blood flow in the neck is large, I'm afraid it will dirty your and your majesty's territory." Fatty Cheng can see it clearly now. This Li Hao must have an affair with the queen.
Looking at the way the two of them are sitting, the mountains are about to collapse. If you say there is no adultery, no ghost will believe it.
"Then stab the chest." Li Hao found another place for him.
"General, I still want to keep this heart beating for Her Majesty the Queen for a few more years, and help Her Majesty solve problems." Fatty Cheng said with a licking face.
People under the eaves have to bow their heads. This kid misunderstood me too deeply. If he didn't humble himself, he would kill me in a minute.
"Just find a suitable place to pierce it, and you should know what to do after that!" Li Hao said to Fatty Cheng with a dark face.
"I know, I know, I know." Fatty Cheng smiled mysteriously.
"Well, Elder Weimingshanyu, can I trouble you with a favor?" Fatty Cheng took the long sword and pointed the tip of the sword at his stomach a few times, but he couldn't do it.
After all, the sword belongs to someone else, and the stomach is his own. In the end, the fat man could only ask for help from the elder of the clan house who was scolded by His Majesty.
"What's the matter? I don't have any friendship with you." The old man Weimingshanyu was full of arrogance, and he didn't give any face to Fatty Cheng, who became the general of the City Defense Department by relying on his wife and Li Yuanhao to be brothers-in-law.
Damn, with your attitude, no wonder the general wants to frame you, Fatty Cheng sneered in his heart.
"Well, the general asked me to hurt myself, but I'm too fat, and it's hard to turn the sword, so please help me hold the sword, and then I'll..." Fatty Cheng said shyly.
"Stupid" Wei Mingshanyu couldn't help but curse. However, it's hard to refuse someone who asks for help. After all, we are officials in the same dynasty, and we will see each other sooner or later.
"Puff" followedWith a sound of a sharp weapon entering the body, the long sword in Wei Mingshanyu's hand pierced into Cheng Pangzi's belly.
However, because the fat on the fat man's belly was relatively thick, Cheng Pangzi's internal organs were not injured.
"Ah, come quickly, there is an assassin trying to assassinate Her Majesty the Queen, come quickly..." When the long sword pierced into the body, Cheng Pangzi suddenly grabbed Wei Mingshanyu's hands with both hands, and then shouted loudly.
"Bang" As the door of the Qinzheng Hall opened, a group of sharp golden armored guards rushed in.
"Bold, dare to assassinate the queen in public, in full view of everyone, guards on both sides, take down the chief elder of the clan mansion." As soon as Cheng Pangzi opened his mouth, Li Hao immediately stood up and pulled Li Qingluo behind him to protect him.
Seeing Li Hao's righteous and loyal expression, Zuo Xiang and others felt cold all over.
Who are these people? They have known Fatty Cheng for a short time, but they are so good at framing me. It's terrifying.
"Mr. Cheng, you dare to frame me. Zuo Xiang, you saw it with your own eyes, you can't be accomplices!" Wei Mingshanyu was stunned and immediately knew that he was fooled.
But there are many people at the scene. As long as Zuo Xiang and others are willing to testify for me, the Golden Armor Guards will never dare to catch me.
Damn, I hunt geese all day long, but I didn't expect to be pecked by geese when I get old. Fatty Cheng, you dare to frame me with this pretty boy. When I get out, I will make you live a life worse than death.
"Puchi" Wei Mingshanyu got angry and held the hilt of the sword tighter.
"Help! Wei Ming Shan Yu is going to kill people to silence them." Fatty Cheng was also a ruthless person. He knew better than anyone that one should hit the snake at its weakest point and torture someone to death.
He had also heard about who Wei Ming Shan Yu was. This old man was not a good person. If he could not kill him this time, he would definitely be tortured by him in the future. So he could only be ruthless and used Wei Ming Shan Yu's hand to insert the long sword a little further.