Chapter 257: Gossip Again
Sheng Gujia still didn't have time to spend a night with E Feiyang because his tent caught fire and he didn't sleep the whole night.
After putting out fires all night long and seeing all the soldiers covered in dust, the patrol captain felt that he was finally done for. He had not found any flammable materials near the leader's tent when he was leading the patrol.
The patrol captain stood timidly beside the poisonous spider king, waiting for the trial. The poisonous spider king held his head with a headache: "Why are you still standing here? Go check again!"
"Oh, Chief, I'll go now."
The patrol captain felt as if he had been pardoned and quickly took his men away.
Moth Flying yawned, looked at the emaciated appearance of the Venomous King Spider and advised kindly: "If you are too old to endure it, go back and rest, don't force yourself to hold on."
"Ahem, clan leader." Jin E Ling pulled E Fei Yang and gave an awkward apologetic smile to the Poison King Spider.
The poisonous spider king might have been hit hard by the recent events. It did not refute and went back directly like a flying moth.
"Oh, that's really boring."
"Chief, you should go back and rest as well."
E Feiyang couldn't help but yawn again: "Okay, I'm sleepy too, so I'll trouble you to continue to be in charge of watching over this side."
"Ah."
Yanyan slept until noon and no one woke her up, which made her feel very comfortable.
When I left the tent, the air was filled with a burnt smell.
Yanyan even ran over to take a look, ready to find out what happened last night.
Just a short distance away, a group of spider soldiers gathered to clean up the burnt tents, and the moth soldiers were helping to transport the materials.
Yanyan pretended to know nothing and walked up to greet him: "Wow, why do you have such dark circles under your eyes?"
Looking at his masterpiece from last night, he blamed them without any guilt: "Were you too happy at the barbecue last night?"
"General Zixiao Moth, please stop joking. The leader's tents were all burned last night. We spent the whole night putting out the fire. How can we not have dark circles under our eyes after not sleeping all night?"
Yanyan scolded: "Why didn't you wake me up?"
The moth soldier who was carrying the shelf nearby heard Yanyan's criticism and felt helpless: "General, we shouted, and Deputy General Jin E Ling almost shook the bed to pieces, but you didn't wake up."
Yanyan glanced around guiltily: "That must be because you didn't shout loud enough."
"General, you are really amazing. The camp was almost infested with rats last night, but you didn't even wake up."
The Moth Clan soldiers were speechless. If Deputy General Jin E Ling hadn't stopped them yesterday, the clan leader would have kicked them.
Yanyan said nonchalantly: "The mouse is just a small one, you are making such a fuss."
"That's not true. Yesterday, the rat was bigger than a human. It knocked over many people and bit their buttocks."
"Is it so exaggerated? Is this true..." Ahhh, which bastard spread rumors about me! If I were to find him, I would hang him on a tree and spank him 17 or 18 times.
The spider soldier recalled: "Really, I saw it with my own eyes, that mouse was so ugly, uglier than you, General..."
"Hey." Seeing Yanyan's increasingly grim expression, the moth soldier quickly grabbed him and stopped him from continuing.
Yanyan took a deep breath and said, "Where are the other generals? Why can't I see them? Aren't they all still awake?"
"The generals have been busy all night, and it's time for them to take turns to rest."
The moth soldier interrupted, "Oh, by the way, the chief said that he would let you take charge of the rest after you wake up. It just so happens that..."
"Ahem, by the way, why didn't I see the Black Phantom Spider?" Yanyan immediately changed the subject: "I just came over there and heard a lot of soldiers talking about your general and deputy general. What did they do last night?"
The moth soldier became interested when he heard this, but the spider soldier was obviously embarrassed: "It's a long story."
"Last night, our general and deputy general bravely fought with that giant rat for 300 rounds, and in the end, the rat fled..."
"Come on." The Moth Clan soldier rolled his eyes: "You are just bullying our general because he didn't see it last night."
"General, let me tell you that last night their Black Spider General was so frightened by a giant rat that he hid in the arms of the deputy general like a young wife. He looked so shy."
Yanyan's eyes lit up. There was also this matter. The long-lost gossip spirit rose again: "Is it true? Don't lie to me. That's the Black Phantom Spider. It didn't show any mercy when it beat me."
The moth soldier quietly disdained his general's combat capability, then said earnestly, "How could I lie to you? Many people saw it last night."
"Really, we can all testify to that."
The Spider Soldier raised his hands weakly: "We remain silent."
Although the Spider Tribe is the one that loves to listen to gossip the most, that is only limited to their own family members. They still have to keep their face in front of outsiders.
"Uh..." Yanyan was a little confused when she saw the Spider Soldier's face that was difficult to speak. What on earth did they do last night?
"General, don't worry about them. I tell you, they were very fierce in the second half last night."
Yanyan was also very respectful and asked in surprise: "Ah? There is a second half?"
"Yes, after Deputy General Green Armor Spider kicked the rat away, he carried General Black Phantom Spider directly into the tent. The noise coming from inside was unbearable."
Yanyan's eyes lit up in shock. The moth soldier spoke as if he were there, and the spider soldier covered his face in shame.
"Don't talk nonsense. Maybe the deputy general is injured, and General Black Spider is applying medicine to him."
"Come on, a lot of people heard it last night, and we were there, we heard it clearly."
Yanyan imagined the scene and bit her finger nervously: "Wow, they are not... No way, there are so many people here, they won't do it in public... At least they will be hidden, right?"
"Who knows? Maybe he couldn't help it."
The moth soldiers seemed to be inexplicably infected by Yanyan's emotions and were secretly excited.
"But don't say that, the kick that Deputy General Qingjia Spider made last night was indeed very handsome. Maybe General Heiyou Spider will be relieved after being captured."
"You...you have done enough. Stop talking about our general like this."
Yanyan looked up and saw that all the spider soldiers were flushed with anger, which looked quite scary.
"Okay, okay, let's not talk about this anymore."
Yanyan was stroking their fur when he accidentally saw the purple-stemmed spider and the green-armored spider walking towards them in the distance. He was suddenly startled and quickly prepared to run away.
"Well, I won't delay your work. I'll go over there and take a look."
Yanyan was just about to leave when she turned around and saw Zijingjia's face. She almost kissed him and jumped away in horror.
"Why didn't I see you last night?" Purple Stem Beetle asked a sharp question as soon as he came up.
"You scared me to death." Yanyan patted her heart, still a little frightened: "I had diarrhea last night, and after I finished I realized I didn't bring any toilet paper. I called for a long time but no one brought me any toilet paper, so I had to wait for it to dry by myself."
"Hey, stay away from me." The Green-Armored Spider looked disgusted.
"Why are the armor on your arms and waist... deflated?" Yanyan chuckled: "Was the battle intense last night?"
The Green-Armored Spider thought of his miserable condition last night and did not answer immediately. Instead, he looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle and sighed sadly.
The moth soldier next to them smiled like an auntie, and the spider soldiers were begging in their hearts, "Deputy General Green-Armored Spider, if you don't say this, it's the same as consent!"
Although Purple Stem Beetle was very suspicious of Yanyan, he had no evidence.
The Blue Armored Spider was depressed for a while, then sent the soldiers away first: "Now that you have rested enough, go back to work. Take a day off today and move forward tomorrow."
"Yes."
Yanyan also became happy: "You guys go too~"
The Moth Clan soldiers obeyed the order and left, but they always felt that they had forgotten something.
After they left, Yanyan was very excited. Yay, she could slack off again.
Yanyan clenched her lips tightly, and Zigenjia couldn't get anything out of her, so she had to give up and go to count the losses of last night.
"By the way, where's the Black Ghost Spider? Isn't he watching you?" As soon as the Purple Stem Armor left, Yanyan immediately slid to the Green Armor Spider and put his arm around its shoulder: "I heard that you looked quite handsome last night. That kick was so cool. Wow, you're a hero saving a damsel in distress."