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Before the King of Paradise could finish his words, the connection between the wooden sticks under his feet suddenly disintegrated, and he was caught off guard and fell heavily onto the arena.
"It hurts to death!"
The King of Paradise covered his nose. He felt that his nose bridge was about to break as he had just landed face first on the ground.
"Idiot! Can't you even do such a small thing? You are a bunch of rubbish!"
The monkeys looked at their Great King getting angry and all hugged each other in fear, but the others looked at the two streaks of blood on the nose of the King of Paradise and wanted to laugh.
"Hey, even though those monkeys are your minions, don't attribute my achievements to them!"
what!
When the King of Paradise heard Xiao Shanyi's voice, he turned around suddenly and saw drops of blood flying in the air. This made Dynamic Superman take a step back. After all, nosebleeds are something that should be avoided if possible.
The King of Paradise looked at Xiao Shanyi who was looking at him with a smile, and his eyes were fixed on the object in Xiao Shanyi's hand.
"lighter!!!"
"Boom."
The lighter made a crisp sound in Xiaoshanyi's hand. Looking at the lighter in Xiaoshanyi's hand, the King of Paradise was so angry that his teeth were about to break.
It’s this brat again who comes to ruin my good deeds!
"Hey, don't look at me with such a wronged look. Didn't you say there are no rules in jungle warfare?"
Xiao Shanyi looked at the King of Paradise mockingly.
"What? Your monkey is allowed to build the stage, but I am not allowed to tear it down?"
"Oh, that's not quite accurate. It should be called burning the stage."
The King of Paradise listened to the crisp sound of the lighter in Xiaoshanyi's hand, as if his IQ was insulted. This was simply a denial of his years of experience in jungle warfare.
"Don't you know? The biggest difference between humans and animals is that humans can use tools. But you insist on using tools to imitate animals. No wonder you have been fighting these monkeys for so many years."
Xiao Shanyi said this and looked at the King of Paradise with caring eyes.
"Are you mentally retarded? Or have you been with monkeys for too long and regressed to your original form?"
At this time, the Nohara family stared at Xiaoshan Yi blankly.
Xiaoyi, I feel so awesome.
I mean, I feel like my intelligence has been insulted.
Is this the suppression of low IQ by high IQ?
Hey ya, hey ya hey ya.
Woof woof, woof woof.
After hearing Xiaoshan Yi mocking the King of Paradise, the four people and one dog of the Nohara family decided that they would never mess with Xiaoyi again.
Are you a mentally retarded person?
I'm afraid he's mentally retarded...
Is he mentally retarded...
Mentally retarded...
The word "mentally retarded" lingered in the mind of the King of Paradise, and it felt like a lingering shadow for him.
Am I really a mentally retarded person? Have all my efforts over the years been in vain?
The King of Paradise stared blankly at the monkeys in the audience and said, "Have I wasted all these years fighting against these things?"
For some reason, looking at the King of Paradise who was in self-doubt, Dynamic Man felt that his own martial arts might not be as good as Xiaoshan Yi's eloquence.
Sure enough, this is the power of knowledge and the suppression of IQ. I will ask the producer to add a special episode about knowledge about Dynamic Superman.
Wait, then I just fought with the Paradise King for a long time, didn't that mean I made the same mistake? Then did I...
Xiao Shanyi looked speechlessly at the two dazed people on the stage, or to be more precise, the dynamic superman.
Please, I finally fooled that barbarian, and you didn't take action with such a good opportunity, and you just sit here thinking about your life.
“No, I won’t lose.”
The King of Paradise stood up suddenly.
"As long as I win in the end, everything I do is meaningful."
The King of Paradise looked at Xiao Shanyi viciously. It was this person who almost confused my mind with his words.
Well, I'll beat the shit out of you with those animals you despise.
"Monkeys!"
The king of paradise roared angrily, and monkeys immediately started to roar.
"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"
Looking at his monkeys, who were full of energy and grinning, the King of Paradise felt that he was doing well again.
Humph, when the monkeys have dealt with you, I will let you know what hell is.
The King of Paradise looked gloomily at Xiao Shanyi who was standing at the front of the crowd.
However, he found that the latter was not as panicked as he had imagined. Instead, he looked at him with caring eyes. Even the people behind him looked at him with caring eyes, except for his opponent who was super sensitive...
Dynamic Superman: Can anyone tell me what happened? Why aren't you guys nervous at all?
Looking at the nervous Dynamic Superman, this time it was Xiaoshan Yi who put his hand on his shoulder.
"Little Yi, why are you all so relaxed?"
"Don't worry, Dynamic Superman, the mountain man has a plan."
Dynamic Superman looked at Xiao Shanyi with a smile that showed he was planning a strategy, and his mind was full of questions. What? Do you still want to taunt the monkey and defeat him without fighting? But we don't speak the same language?
Wait, Xiaoyi is such a smart guy, maybe he can speak monkey language. It turns out that mastering a foreign language is very important. I will ask the producer to add a special episode of Dynamic Superman learning a foreign language.
Xiaoshan Yike had no idea that Dynamic Superman had imagined so much in such a short period of time. He looked at the monkey with confidence.
"Everyone, transform!"
"Oh!"
Looking at everyone suddenly sitting on the ground, Dynamic Man widened his eyes in shock.
Good guy, he defeated his own people without fighting.
Just when Action Man was at a loss, Xiao Shan Yi looked at Action Man with a smile.
"Why don't you sit down?"
"...I'll sit down."
Forget it. If you have a bad brain, just follow what people with good brains say. If we are wrong, we are all wrong together.
"Alright everyone, five teams on the left, five teams on the right, make dumplings out of these monkeys for me."
"Oh!"
"Yeah!"
"Yeah yeah~~~"
The King of Paradise stared at his invincible monkey army in amazement. He was actually frightened to death by these monkeys walking on their butts. For some reason, he felt that the scar he was so proud of was now burning and painful.
I subconsciously touched my scar and wondered why, why did I waste several years of my youth on these monkeys, why was I stupid enough to fight with monkeys in the forest, why, why did I still win.
For some reason, Xiao Shanyi's words just now echoed in the King of Paradise's mind again.
Mentally retarded.
Mom, I should have listened to you and studied hard.
There was another person who was equally stunned, and that was Superman.
Dynamic Superman stared at the scene in front of him in a daze, everyone... so awesome.
Xiao Shanyi looked speechlessly at the dynamic superhero sitting in front of him, Brother, you are blocking my performance... blocking my speech.
Looking at the group of monkeys that were forced into a corner and trembling, Xiao Shanyi smiled slightly.
"noob."
"Wang!"
It's time to activate the skill.
The protagonist's speech.
Chapter 179 Storm in the Forest XIV (Ask for everything)
Everyone drove the monkeys to the corner and looked at the monkeys piled together. Wow, this is the real monkey mountain.
“What shall we do with these monkeys now?”
"Of course we have to teach them a lesson."
"That's right. You've caused us so much suffering."
Several people pressed their knuckles together and looked at the monkeys with angry eyes.
Their flowers also received the approval of the majority.
"That's right, just kill them all."
It is always difficult for humans to remain rational in the face of anger.
Xiao Shanyi looked at the angry people who were about to commit violence against the monkeys, and stood aside silently without saying a word. He could not persuade these impatient people at all, and might even be blamed by them.
But there is still hope.
Xiao Shanyi looked at Xiao Kui who was looking around anxiously in Mei Ya's arms.
There will always be angels coming, right?
Xiao Kui was in Mei Ya's arms, listening to the bad words spoken by the adults around her. Although she didn't understand what they meant, looking at the fierce expressions on their faces, Xiao Kui knew that they were going to do something bad to these monkeys.
I don’t know why, but Xiao Kui really doesn’t like this kind of atmosphere. This atmosphere is completely different from that at home. The Nohara family is always joyful, warm and touching.