Chapter 261: 2 Extreme Reversal, the Tyrant's Heartache 6
Officials, represented by the city prime minister, all knelt down.
"Your Majesty, think twice."
Helian Jue turned and looked at the Prime Minister, who was also his nominal father-in-law.
He was able to ascend to the throne with the help of the prime minister.
He still had to give the Prime Minister some face.
Helian Jue calmed down the anger in his heart and decided to give Xie Ju'an a chance.
"Thank you, Imperial Censor. I will not hold you accountable for your contributions to our dynasty. You are old now, so you should retire and return home as soon as possible."
There was a flash of disbelief in Censor Xie's eyes.
"Your Majesty, every word I just said is from the bottom of my heart. If Your Majesty still insists on having his own way, I will hit my head against the throne and die."
Helian Jue didn't expect that even though he had already taken a step back, this old man was still being aggressive.
He was so angry that he drew out the sword of the imperial guard and walked up to Censor Xie in a threatening manner.
"Then I'll send it off—Puff, puff, puff."
Before he could finish his words, several loud noises suddenly sounded in the hall.
Everyone in the Golden Palace fell silent, and the tense atmosphere disappeared.
If I heard correctly just now, His Majesty defecated in public, and the sound was deafening.
Helian Jue was completely shocked. How could he defecate in public?
The air was eerily quiet for a long time before Helian Jue began to hide his embarrassment.
"Ahem, I'm tired, let's retire."
However, Censor Xie is an upright boy and he would never let Helian Jue go so easily.
"Your Majesty, why are you avoiding me? I still say the same thing. If Your Majesty does not listen to my advice today, I will hit my head against the throne and die."
Helian Jue turned around and glared at him with sharp eyes.
"I spared your life, and you're still taking advantage of me?"
"Okay, then I will kill her now—Puff, puff, puff, puff."
Another surprising fart sound was heard in the hall.
The prime minister looked at Helian Jue's butt with some confusion. Did the emperor eat too many beans?
Helian Jue was stunned again.
Why was he pretending to be polite in public? He was the emperor, how could he save face?
Censor Xie had already closed his eyes and prepared to die, but he did not expect Helian Jue to defecate in public again.
If the first time was just the sound that was scary, this time both the sound and the smell burst out.
Everyone in the Golden Palace was trying their best to be patient. They could not lose their manners in front of the palace, otherwise they would most likely face the death penalty.
The ministers who were nearby all blushed, and soon everyone in the Golden Throne Hall became a little celebrity.
Helian Jue realized that something was wrong and wanted to leave quickly.
Unexpectedly, Censor Xie seemed to be determined to die and insisted on blocking his way.
"Your Majesty, if you refuse to listen to my advice today, I will hit my head against the throne and die."
Helian Jue was going crazy. He yelled, "Get out of here!"
Censor Xie stood still, and Helian Jue felt that he would not fart again this time.
He picked up the knife again, ready to kill Censor Xie.
The puffing sound was heard in the hall again, louder than before.
The stench was overwhelming for a while.
If this continues, these ministers will probably become the first officials in history to be suffocated to death.
Helian Jue collapsed. What on earth was going on? He just wanted to go back and summon the imperial physician.
Censor Xie knew very well that his official career had come to an end, and that he would be killed by Helian Jue sooner or later.
So he just gave up, since he had no children in his life anyway, and there was nothing to worry about.
"His Majesty,"
Puff, puff, puff. Puff, puff.
He had only said two words this time when Helian Jue started to fart.
Censor Xie found that he seemed to have touched Pandora's box.
He tried to speak.
"His Majesty."
Puff puff puff, as expected, Helian Jue farted a few more times in succession.
Helian Jue also felt something was wrong and quickly said, "Shut up and don't say anything else."
Censor Xie shook his head.
"Your Majesty, I must speak."
Puff, puff, puff. Puff, puff.
Helian Jue started to fart again, and this time he could no longer hold it in.
He dropped the knife in his hand and almost ran away. How could Censor Xie let him go so easily?
"Your Majesty, please don't leave."
He shouted and chased Helian Jue, who farted as he ran.
"Come here, take him down to me."
"Puff puff puff puff——"
Helian Jue screamed in despair.
Although the guards were dizzy from the stench, they still took away the relentless Censor Xie.
Such a ridiculous farce ended in such a hasty manner.
It is said that the imperial palace is a large place for gossip. In the afternoon, Helian Jue's series of farts became the number one hot search in the Forbidden City.
For a time, the news was a hot topic in the palace, and there were all kinds of versions.
Some said that Helian Jue farted continuously because he ate a lot of beans.
Some said that Helian Jue was punished by God because he did not listen to Xie Yushi's advice.
Some people also said that Helian Jue might be unable to help but fart so much because Pi Yanzi was too big.
The rumors are so outrageous, and that’s how they spread.
However, making irresponsible comments about the emperor was a capital crime, so this became an unspoken secret among everyone.
No one dared to talk about this matter openly, and the whole palace was discussing it secretly.
The palace servants are smart. As long as they don't say it openly and are not blamed, nothing will happen.
The emperor can't kill all the palace residents in the Forbidden City to silence them.
Yunyan listened to the discussions of the palace maids near the cold palace and thought of the scene of Helian Jue's social death.
The effect of her newly developed timed fart talisman was indeed very good, and triggering the key words would allow Helian Jue to enjoy a smooth life of farting.
It’s a pity that the time limit has passed and I have to post another one.
The Hall of Nourishing Heart.
Helian Jue sat on the couch and let the imperial physician take his pulse.
The imperial physician who was taking the patient's pulse broke out in a cold sweat, and always felt that the head on his neck was light and fluttery.
The emperor's pulse was very stable and there was no way to find out the reason for his farting.
Seeing that the imperial physician had not spoken for a long time, Helian Jue asked, "Imperial Physician Zhu, it's been so long, can you figure out what the cause is?"
Doctor Zhu also knew that he could not escape this disaster, so he knelt on the ground and replied.
"Your Majesty, judging from your pulse, you have been angry frequently recently, which has caused the fire in your heart to stagnate, thus affecting the inside of your body."
"I will go back and prescribe two doses of antipyretic medicine for you. From now on, Your Majesty, please take your health first and reduce your anger."
Imperial Doctor Zhu is the best physician in the entire palace. The last time Helian Jue fell and injured his sciatica, it was he who helped him recover in just a few days.
Helian Jue was also thinking that more bad things had happened recently than before, and he did get angry often.
He waved his hand and asked the doctors to leave. Doctor Zhu breathed a sigh of relief, finally he had gotten away with it.
Yunyan returned to the cold palace and found Chen'er's mother waiting for her in her yard.