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"Hey, where's Xiaoyi?"
Meiya hugged Xiaokui and said with a smile: "Xiaoyi ate too much watermelon today and is going to the toilet now."
After hearing this, Guangzhi smiled and nodded.
"Indeed, eating too much cold watermelon can easily cause diarrhea."
"Dad, do it again, do it again."
Shin-chan shouted while holding up a baseball bat.
"Okay, then another watermelon."
At the same time, Xiaoshan Yi in the toilet had a look of pain on his face.
“That’s why I hate watermelon.”
Chapter 184: Sumo Practice
"Hey, a sumo match?"
Meiya looked at Guangzhi in surprise.
"You mean there's a sumo match?"
Guangzhi smiled and waved the flyer in his hand.
"Yeah, it seems to be a holiday event held by the community."
"Brother-in-law, let me see."
"Okay, take it."
Xiaoshan Yi took the flyer from Guangzhi.
"Oh, this competition has a toddler group and an elementary school group. Logically, if Xiaoxin wants to participate, he can."
Having said this, Xiaoshan Yi smiled and looked at Xiaoxin who was standing aside and didn't know what was going on.
"Maybe the champion can come back."
"Ah, it seems that you all want Shin-chan to participate in this sumo tournament?"
Meiya said this somewhat reluctantly.
"Yeah, it should be fun."
Hiroshi looked at Shin-chan expectantly.
"I really want to see this kid play sumo."
“But this is a bit dangerous.”
Meiya was a little worried.
Xiao Shanyi was trying to persuade him.
"Don't worry, Meiya-sister. If they are all kindergarten kids, sumo wrestling shouldn't be that dangerous."
Meiya thought about it again after hearing what Xiaoshanyi said, then smiled bitterly and said, "But this child doesn't have any competitive spirit at all."
At this time, Shin-chan, who had been silent all the time, began his shocking speech.
"Just like mom's breasts are so small, so her butt should be so big."
Shin-chan had just finished his innocent words when he realized that Xiaoshan Yi and Guangzhi were already quite far away from him.
"Hey, Xiaoyi and dad, why are you sitting so far away?"
"Make room for your mother (Sister Meiya)."
The two of them gave Shin-chan a look that told him to fend for himself.
"Make room, why do you have to make room for mom?"
Xiaoxin stroked his chin and thought about it, and suddenly his eyes lit up.
"Ah, so it's because mom's breasts are too small that her big butt takes up too much space?"
Xiaoxin, your path is getting narrower and narrower.
Now Guangzhi and Xiaoshan Yi's eyes when they look at Xiaoxin are no longer filled with wishing for good fortune, but with nostalgia and regret.
"Hey, Dad and Xiaoyi, why are you waving at me?"
Just when Xiaoxin wanted to continue asking, he felt two fists gently pressing against his head.
His body suddenly stiffened, and he slowly raised his head mechanically, and saw the Super Saiyan with flames all over his body.
Gulu.
"Mom, you are so beautiful."
"It's too late!!! Prepare to die! Look at my spinning fist attack!!!"
(╬◣ω◢)(╬◣ω◢)
"Ah, it hurts, I was wrong, mom, please forgive me. (＞＜)"
Xiaoshan Yi and Guangzhi looked at the angry Mei Ya and Xiao Xin who was begging for mercy with fear.
Sister Miya, is your fighting ability really at the top of the Nohara family?
"In short, sumo is too dangerous. I'm against him participating."
Looking at Meiya who had a worried look on her face, and then at Shin-chan who was lying on the ground with his head covered.
Sister Meiya, why do I feel that you are more dangerous?
At this time, Guangzhi continued to read the flyer.
"But if I win, I can get a plane ticket worth 100,000 yuan. Let me see if there is anything else..."
"Hey, come on, Shin-chan, mom will definitely support you. Do boys have to fight in diapers to be manly?"
Xiao Shanyi looked at Meiya with a helpless look, what kind of masculinity was that?
"Sister Meiya, that's not a diaper, it's a thong."
It still sounds weird though.
"Okay, let's work together as a family. Let's cook Chanko Nabe tonight. Where are we going to travel as a family? I'm going to buy some new clothes, and more..."
Looking at Meiya who was lost in fantasy, the three men looked at each other and started again. Mom (Meiya) (Meiya sister) started to talk a lot.
"I don't want to. I won't participate in a competition without a pretty big sister."
Xiaoxin said that the competition would be meaningless without the beautiful sister.
"What? Why is this happening? They have new clothes and are going on a trip."
Meiya said disappointedly.
Guangzhi smiled on the side.
"Okay, since Xiaoxin doesn't want to participate, why don't you force him?"
"But……"
Meiya still didn't want to give up such a good opportunity, so she quietly pulled Xiaoshanyi's sleeve.
What?
Can you help my sister think of a solution?
why?
Or should I tell Dad?
tell what?
You are in love.
………You are cruel.
Oh, sister, I will help you with advice in the future.
No, I can do it myself.
Then I'll leave it to you(^_^).
After so many years of sibling relationship, Meiya and Xiaoshanyi have mastered the art of communicating through eye contact, and this is also how they tease Mengya.
"Oh, I seem to remember that Nanako-senpai likes sumo the most."
Xiao Shanyi shouted loudly seemingly unintentionally.
"If someone could win the sumo championship, maybe they could..."
"Whatever, what will happen to Sister Nanako?"
Looking at Xiaoxin who looked excited, Xiaoshan Yi smiled slightly.
The fish is hooked.
"Nanako-senpai might reward him."
Reward...me.
"Oh my, did Shin-chan win the sumo championship? That's amazing."
"Hehe, it's just a small dish."
"I like boys who feel safe the most."
Chirp~~
Gu Gu! ! !
Xiao Shanyi looked at Xiao Xin whose face was covered with steam, and said, "What a man! ┐('～`；)┌."
At this time, Guangzhi had no choice but to pull Xiaoshanyi.
"Xiao Yi, is it okay for you to fool Xiao Xin like this?"
Xiao Shanyi smiled.