Chapter 264: The password is too weak

Chapter 264: The password is too weak

Chapter 264: The password is too weak

"Lin Li, you didn't run after taking Viagra or stimulants, did you? Ten minutes and twenty-five seconds, and you can even leave six seconds for a record-breaking error. Damn it, I'm afraid I can't run this time even if I try my best."

After sending Wang Yuezhi to Aruba or flying the plane, Wang Ze sighed as the boys in the back row who had played well with him were on their way back to the class base.

Hearing this, Lin Li looked at Wang Ze with a smile, a hint of sarcasm on his face:
"Wang Ze, if you open a random webpage that requires an account, change your password, and then try to set it back to wangze, do you know what will happen?

The webpage will have a red "weak" next to it. Do you understand what it means? You useless thing."

Wang Ze: “?”

Your mother.

Very aggressive.

"Damn, I installed it on you again." Wang Ze cursed with a smile.

"But speaking of this, it's also fucked up. Some accounts force passwords to have uppercase and lowercase letters and symbols. To be honest, uppercase letters and symbols are simply not acceptable passwords for humans.

Damn it, is it possible that the reason I set such a weak password is because my memory is also weak?" Zhou Baowei complained when he heard it.

He is used to setting a similar password for all his accounts, which results in him forgetting a new password easily if he does not record it in time, and it is troublesome to retrieve it.

"Isn't that right? Studies have shown that pigs' memory ranks among the best in the animal kingdom, even comparable to that of extraordinary animals and primates. Baowei, you're a bit of a drag." Upon hearing this, Lin Li looked at Zhou Baowei in confusion, then sighed.

Zhou Baowei, Bai Bufan: “?”

"Lin Li, I noticed that you haven't memorized anything recently, but you got all the answers right in your dictation. How did you improve your memory? I tried taking fish oil before, but it didn't work."

In order to suppress the desire to fight back, Zhou Bao humbly asked for advice.

It won’t be too late to kill Lin Li after learning it first.

"Is fish oil useless? Isn't it generally recognized that it helps improve memory? I was still wondering whether I should take it." Bai Bufan asked Zhou Baowei after hearing this.

"Not really. The main reason is that my memory is not good enough to remind me to take fish oil every day." Zhou Baowei scratched his head when he heard that.

Lin Li, Bai Bufan, Wang Ze: "(;☉_☉)?"

"The one that's fucking useless isn't the fish oil but you!" Lin Li, Bai Bufan and Wang Ze both live in Bengbu.

"Same meaning, same meaning." Zhou Baowei felt embarrassed.

"Lin Li, wait a moment." At this time, the referee came over. He was free after recording the score of the last contestant who did not give up.

"Lin Li, are you interested in trying some sports? You have some talent in long-distance running." the referee asked.

Sure enough, it aroused the love of these people for talent.

It's really annoying to be too good.

After secretly feeling happy for a while, Lin Li waved his hands and said, "Thank you, teacher, but forget it. Learning sports can't save Nansang Middle School. All the weak alumni, no matter how strong and healthy they are, can only be used as meaningless materials for public display and spectators."

referee:"?"

What are you mumbling about?

Bai Bufan glanced at Lin Li and continued to act like the master of the tree man.

But Lin Li was right. Sports could not save Nansang Middle School, but civil engineering could.

Civil engineering is great, no need to say more.

"Okay, but add the contact information so that you have one more option in the future. If you are interested, you can contact me then." The referee did not force it. After all, Lin Li's result was good, but not to the level of a genius.

Moreover, if he knew that Lin Li was actually about to turn 18, which was not the normal age of a freshman in high school, his astonishment would be greatly reduced.

As soon as the referee left, another person ran towards Lin Li and others.

It's Duhansi.

But the goal is not to be everywhere.

"Wang Ze!! I! Damn! You! Wen!" Although he was in second place, Du Hansi, who had just calmed down, threw Wang Ze to the ground from behind and used a grappling technique while cursing.

"Ah? What's the matter? Are you mad because you lost to our class? Hansi, just open any web page that requires an account..." Wang Ze, who was attacked, looked innocent and felt wronged, but at the same time put his knowledge into practice.

"What's the matter? You still say I'm weak? I let you provoke me, and you dare to play tricks on me! I have no integrity at all! What's the matter with you still being here?" Du Hansi became even more furious after being ridiculed, and his fists were clenched as tightly as his anus when he was running just now.

So the two of them started to fight.

Lin Li, Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei looked at each other.

Although I don’t know what happened, my classmate was beaten by a stranger. I should help my relative instead of the other party. There is no need to distinguish between right and wrong. I should just take action.

"Duhansi (dude whose name I don't know), we are here to help you!!!"

Wang Ze, who was about to turn over and ride on Du Hansi to become the master again, was suddenly thrown to the ground by his buddies again.

Wang Ze looked at the three people who were excitedly beating him: "(；☉_☉)?"

Damn it, I made the wrong friends.

……

Hearing the voice behind him, Wang Yuezhi, who was feeling the temperature of the sacred mineral water with his cheek, tilted his head. At the moment he saw Lin Li, Bai Bufan and others rushing towards him, he felt that he, little Wang Yuezhi, had shrunken down as if he had entered winter early.

Wang Yuezhi was terrified and prepared to escape.

"Wang Yuezhi, come and help. It's hard to restrain gym students! Someone else pull their legs!" Lin Li shouted at Wang Yuezhi.

Wang Yuezhi: “?”

Wang Yuezhi, who had already started running, looked back and found that the person being held in the middle was actually Wang Ze.

Wang Yuezhi didn't want to fly a plane in his life, but if he was not the plane being flown but the pilot, then he had to say it again.

"Here I am!" Wang Yuezhi carefully handed the mineral water to his roommate and then walked up.

Because I have experienced the rain myself, I know which direction the rain will fall on is more uncomfortable.

"Get out, Wang Yuezhi! You are not a member of the Wang family if you do this! We are away from home, and Wang should help Wang! Damn it!" Wang Ze tried to awaken Wang Yuezhi's conscience.

"Wang Yuezhi!"

"Son of a bitch!"

"what!!"

There is bad news again from the football website.

……

Looking at Wang Ze, who was lying on the ground trembling with his hands holding Xiao Wang, Du Hansi felt much better.

Then he walked towards Lin Li and said, "Lin Li, let's add each other as friends. We never knew each other until we touched each other. I found that you are quite interesting if you are not the target of your indecent assault. I will treat you to a meal next time I have the chance."

Lin Li smiled and nodded: "Indeed, it is fate. Let's reciprocate. I will molest you next time if I have the chance."

Du Hansi: “?”

Is this a matter of reciprocity?

"That's fine, thank you."

There are medals for the school sports meet, but you have to wait for the broadcast notification before going to the podium to receive them.

Moreover, the podium was actually very simple. It was just a base divided into three heights with the school emblem of Nansang Middle School and some other logos on it.

So Lin Li and the boys continued to return to the class base first.

On the small whiteboard, it was written that the next event in which classmates would participate was the women's 3,000 meters. No wonder the class monitor was not here either. He was probably with Ding Sihan, accompanying Qu Wanqiu for registration.

"Lin Li, why didn't Water Margin give a detailed description of the Pan Jinlian segment that I was looking forward to the most? I want to see Pan Jinlian hanging upside down on the grape tree."

Little Wang Ze, the almost resurrected Wang Ze, sat on the chair, raised his legs and put them on Lin Li's legs, scrolling through the e-book in his hand, and said in a dull manner.

"Then you have to watch the extended version of Jin Ping Mei, or you can just ban the comic search directly. It's in full color ink painting style. Unfortunately, I forgot the license plate number." Lin Li said with a smile.

"Just give me the simultaneous interpretation."

Lin Li raised his eyebrows, and he was also in the mood. He stood up and used the whiteboard eraser as a gavel to slam the table:

"Since you want to hear it, I can't refuse!"

"Pan Jinlian's bamboo pole was not held firmly in her hand, so it slipped and fell out of the window, hitting the turban of a passerby."

"Jinlian bowed deeply and said: I just made a mistake, please don't blame me~"

"When Ximen Qing raised his head and saw this charming lady, he immediately fell into a deep and strange reverie..."

Lin Li already had a proper smile on his face, and Wang Ze and Bai Bufan, who originally had lewd smiles, suddenly stopped smiling and signaled to Lin Li with their eyes.

Lin Li turned around immediately, luckily, it was not Xue Jian, but Chen Yuying.

Chen Yuying put her hands behind her back, blinked, and asked with some curiosity: "What is Ximen Qing thinking about? Is it strange?" Lin Li: "..."

Lin Li coughed twice and continued without changing his expression:

"Continuing from the last chapter, Ximen Qing saw Pan Jinlian and immediately fell into a strange reverie - "Why did the bamboo pole not run upwards but fall downwards? Could it be that some kind of power from the earth attracted the bamboo pole to fall down?"

So, Ximen Qing's three laws..."

Wang Ze, Bai Bufan: “?”

Who the hell wants to hear this?

Damn, you, Pan Jinlian, have escaped this disaster.

Chen Yuying chuckled upon hearing this, with a gleam in her eyes: "Is that so?"

"Otherwise, if you have another version, squad leader, then this is the gavel. The important task of storytelling is handed over to you. I also want to listen." Lin Li handed the whiteboard eraser in his hand to Chen Yuying and said expectantly.

"No." Chen Yuying did not take it, but smiled and said:

"Lin Li, Lin Li, you are the only one who has so many ideas."

"I'm fine. My friend has a spotted cat with a lot of spots on it." Lin Li waved his hand modestly when he heard that.

Bai Bufan: “?”

Next time you two play sex games, you don’t have to bring your own, thank you.

"Come on, Wang Ze, let's go to the bathroom." Bai Bufan felt that he should leave, so he looked at Wang Ze.

"OK, I want to go too, let's go!"

“According to Lin Li’s version, Newton would have cried all day long, saying that he felt like he had lived in Ximen Qing’s shadow all his life.” Wang Ze stood up and followed, saying with a smile.

"Actually, Newton is not as great as you think." Bai Bufan smiled and helped Wang Ze dispel the mystery:
According to unofficial historical records, when Newton wrote Newton's law, what he actually wanted to express was "I fucking love big butts and big breasts", but the publisher said to Newton "It's a bit inappropriate to write like this", so Newton changed his words to "The greater the mass, the greater the attraction."

Do you understand? In fact, Lao Niu is also a man of temperament. His surname is Niu, and he believes in Niu. He believes that Niu Niu’s judgment will not be wrong. "

Wang Ze: “?”

"Your fucking unofficial history has begun to expand its territory?"

"Just tell me which Newton you agree with."

"Bison, I really love big butts and big breasts, too."

"I dare not agree." Bai Bufan, who had once had a dispute with Lin Li over XP, shook his head.

So a new dispute began.

……

In the class base.

Since Bai Bufan and Wang Ze had made room for them, Chen Yuying sat down next to Lin Li.

"All your hair is still flying back. You've been running for so long and you didn't take care of it. It looks like a chicken coop." Chen Yuying's eyes fell on Lin Li's messy hair and said softly.

Lin Li scratched his hair casually upon hearing this, and the ends of his hair raised tiny dust in the sunlight. He said indifferently:

"It's harmless. Anyway, he just changed from a handsome guy to a handsome guy with messy hair."

Chen Yuying raised the corner of her mouth and turned her head away, leaving Lin Li with a silhouette of her supporting the table with one hand, her body trembling slightly.

"Squad leader, what do you mean by this? Are you looking down on me?" Seeing this, Lin Li was a little unwilling, and slammed the gavel again: "You know, I just had this messy hair, and two people asked for my WeChat. This is the absolute charm of a handsome guy with a messy hair!"

Chen Yuying stopped smiling and tilted her head slightly, revealing her face with her palm covering the lower half. Her clear eyes seemed to blink a little more frequently, and her eyelashes cast a small shadow under her eyes. After looking at Lin Li for a second, she asked softly:

"Did you ask for it in person?"

"Yes, he is quite brave. At least he is much braver than that coward named Tao something." Lin Li nodded.

"Are they also in the first year of high school? Have you added them?" Chen Yuying asked again.

"One is, and the other isn't." Lin Li told the truth, leaning back and stretching: "I added both. After all, it's hard to refuse. Besides, the one at the same level is quite to my liking. If he doesn't add me, I'd like to add him."

"Oh." Chen Yuying's voice was as light as a feather.

After responding like this, she turned her head again, and the angle was even greater than when she was laughing at Lin Li with her back to him just now. Her ponytail fell down, just covering the side of her face.

Lin Li looked at Chen Yuying's actions, blinked, and then asked, "By the way, the guy from Grade One said he wanted to treat me to a meal, but I think we just met, so it's not that serious yet. Class monitor, how do you think I should respond to his message?"

"I don't know." Chen Yuying responded softly, her mood was not good, and her voice seemed to be muffled in her soft chest.

In a direction that Lin Li couldn't see, the girl's right hand was holding an unopened marker on the table, scribbling aimlessly on the desktop, her lips pressed into a straight line, and her eyes flashed with unhappiness.

"Hey, he has sent me a message, monitor, do you have any cute emoticons? Give me a few and I'll reply to him."

Lin Li looked at Du Hansi's message on his phone and said to Chen Yuying as if he was completely unaware of someone's emotional changes.

"...I'll send it to you later." Chen Yuying opened her mouth and finally said.

"Not now?"

"My phone is out of battery now."

"Then do you want me to lend you a power bank?"

Lin Li's voice suddenly became much clearer, and Chen Yuying felt a slight pulling sensation in her hair. She realized that Lin Li was facing her and playing with her hair, just like he usually did during his lunch break.

So she pulled her ponytail in front of her, didn't respond to the power bank, and said softly: "I just washed my hair today, don't grab it."

"Squad leader? Are you dissatisfied with my dirty hands?!" There was an obvious smile in Lin Li's voice.

"What else? You just finished running." Perhaps because she felt it was not good to have her back to people all the time, Chen Yuying finally sat up straight and glanced at Lin Li. The emotions in her eyes were as complicated as an overturned color palette.

"Then I have to go wash my hands first. Coincidentally, I also feel like going to the bathroom, so I'll go to the bathroom." Lin Li nodded, stood up and stretched.

"Yeah." Chen Yuying nodded and took out her mobile phone which was still fully charged. She wanted to delete all her cute emoticons.

Hate cute emoticons.

"Okay, I'm leaving now. I hope some girls will ask for my WeChat on the way. What does it mean that all the boys ask me for WeChat? I haven't even started working out yet, how come I'm already attracting the same sex? I hope the referee and the sports student from Class 14 will add me to introduce girls to me.

So annoying, ah! ! "

Lin Li wailed so loudly that it seemed to penetrate the entire playground, as if he was afraid that some people might not hear him.

Then he held the back of his head and walked slowly towards the toilet.

Chen Yuying paused.

She blinked, turned off the phone screen, and saw herself looking unhappy.

At least I was unhappy just now, but now, the corners of my mouth are rising up despite my unwillingness.

No upward movement is allowed.

But the corners of his mouth wouldn't listen to her, and finally his expression turned into one of embarrassment.

She raised her head and looked at Lin Li's back as he walked away. He was kicking the grass on the side of the road with his toes, looking as leisurely as if he was taking a walk.

Chen Yuying clicked on the numerous chat lists.

Chen Yuying began to send all of her unlovable emoticons to Lin Li one by one.

No cute ones at all, huh.

As if she still felt unsatisfied, there was one less "Lin Li" in Chen Yuying's friend list and one more "Lin Li (hate version)".

After doing all this, Chen Yuying put her phone on the table and held her cheeks with both hands.

"Oops~"

……

"Lin Li, what are you doing?" Bai Bufan and Wang Ze, who had just come out of the toilet, asked in confusion when they saw Lin Li coming over.

Lin Li was stunned when he heard this, and pointed at the toilet behind the two of them: "No, buddy, I'm not here to use the toilet. Am I here to get lunch for you two?"

"I mean, just go to the toilet, why are you laughing so happily?" This is what Bai Bufan was curious about.

"Indeed, you're laughing like an idiot." Wang Ze also nodded in approval.

"I'm not allowed to laugh? What do you think of that?" Lin Lizhao raised his middle finger to the two of them and walked into the toilet swearing, "Typical thinking of a lowly man. Forget it. I'm in a good mood and don't want to bother with you two..."

Bai Bufan and Wang Ze, who were inexplicably scolded, said: "?"

"Is he sick?" they both asked in unison.

(End of this chapter)