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There was something hidden in her words. We are all adults now and we all know what she wanted to express.
But the couple behind them clearly wanted to play dumb:
"...Wu An needs homework on probability theory and mathematical statistics, and I also need to practice painting."
Li Yuhua over there smiled awkwardly.
"Hmm?" Chen Luolin chuckled twice, rolled her eyes, and said, "Well, that's fine too."
"I won't bother you anymore." She said with a hint of meaning, "Next time I ask you out, don't refuse."
"Next time, definitely next time!"
Wu An said with a laugh.
"must!"
"..."
After a while, they returned to the vicinity of the school. Wu An and Li Yuhua were going to live off campus, so they did not go to school.
After getting off the car, he waved goodbye to Chen Luolin, and the two walked towards the rental house together.
The cold wind of December in Beijing blew on their faces. The two of them wrapped themselves in their down jackets and quickened their pace.
However, after leaving Chen Luolin, the scourge beast, Wu An felt much more relaxed. He wrapped up his clothes and sighed:
"Are all the young ladies from wealthy families in Beijing so unrestrained?" He glanced at Li Yuhua next to him, "What Chen Luolin meant just now, didn't she want the three of us to do that thing together?"
"That should be it." Li Yuhua wrapped herself in the duvet and nodded solemnly: "College is definitely different from high school. Studying is not everything."
"Then...what if Chen Luolin asks us to have group sex in the future?" Wu An raised his head and asked again.
Li Yuhua thought about it, blinked, and said, "How about we go?"
Wu An: “?”
Wu An didn't understand what Li Yuhua meant.
Is this size also a joke, or are you serious?
Li Yuhua continued to blink, "Sister Luo Lin has such a great figure, why not go."
"To get her oil, or to have sex, isn't this very appropriate? It's very appropriate."
Wu An: “…”
He cast a scrutinizing gaze at Li Yuhua: "So, Miss, are you also... more unrestrained?"
"That's not the case." Li Yuhua said coolly, "I'm not ready to have sex with other boys, but I think it's okay for you."
Wu An: “?”
Wu An: "What do you mean? What do you mean I can do it but you can't?"
Li Yuhua said seriously: "I don't mind letting Sister Luo Lin take your virginity. But I don't want other boys to take my virginity away."
Wu An: “…”
After a long silence, he complained: "Miss, you really have double standards."
Li Yuhua snorted and said, "It's not double standards. The first time for a boy and the first time for a girl have different meanings."
"A girl's first time symbolizes purity and is meaningful," Li Yuhua said with anticipation.
"Of course, some people think it doesn't matter, but I still think it's a very meaningful thing."
As she spoke, her expression became serious, "I want to give my first time to the boy I like."
After saying that, she couldn't help but look at Wu An twice.
Wu An seemed to have sensed what she meant, but he didn't dare to confirm it. He avoided her gaze, gathered the duvet around him, and changed the subject to ask back:
"What about a boy's first time? Shouldn't it be reserved for the person he likes?"
"That's different." Li Yuhua's face turned red, and then he said seriously:
"If a boy has not had a first experience, he is called a virgin. You have to know that the title of virgin is not a good title."
"If it were me, and I were to give my first time away, I wouldn't want the virgin to give me a bad experience. Only experienced guys would know how to make it more comfortable, right?"
She glanced at Wu An again.
It was obvious that she was cueing something to him.
Wu An's lips twitched slightly.
"Isn't this double standard? You only want to please yourself."
"Well, whatever you say." Li Yuhua chuckled, as if she admitted it.
Wu An curled his lips again and said nothing.
However, Li Yuhua's theory lingered in her mind.
Seeing that Wu An didn't say anything, Li Yuhua touched him with her arm and asked with interest: "Then, next time Sister Luo Lin invites you, will you go?"
Wu An turned to look at her and said seriously, "If you let me go, I will go."
Li Yuhua pursed her lips and said, "Why do you still need me to decide?"
Wu An shrugged, took out his phone and pretended to check the time, saying, "I'm not interested. If you think it's necessary, I'll go."
Li Yuhua was stunned and pursed her lips: "I won't decide."
Wu An: "Then I won't go."
Li Yuhua was surprised: "You are not interested in Sister Luo Lin?"
Wu An: "Compared to being a woman, I think it's better to do what you like."
Li Yuhua blinked: "Something you like? What is it?"
Wu An: "For example, learning makes people fulfilled."
Li Yuhua was speechless: "You are indeed worthy of me."
Wu An: "And the club will also have projects in the future. It will be more fulfilling if we do some projects then."
Li Yuhua: “…”
She looked at the "self" next to her, saw that she was serious, took a deep breath, and then sighed. She seemed to be a little disappointed, but also a little happy.
After a while, he teased Wu An, saying, "You are always obsessed with studying, and you will never have a girlfriend."
Wu An absentmindedly blurted out: "Aren't you my girlfriend now?"
Li Yuhua was stunned, her face suddenly flushed, and her heart beat faster. "Ah?"
At this time, Wu An also realized that there was something wrong with what he said just now, and hurriedly said: "Ah, I said I was pretending!"
Only after hearing these words did Li Yuhua calm down.
He seemed a little disappointed, and after a while, he responded:
"……oh."
#42 We don't pretend anymore
After the “Oh” there was a moment of silence.
It is an established fact that Wu An and Li Yuhua are pretending to be a couple.
Three months have passed since the start of school, and the two of them have been "pretending to be a couple" with tacit cooperation, and it's been seamless.
Many people assumed that they were a couple.
They not only showed their affection in school, but also posted videos of their affection online. They had hundreds of thousands of fans, and with the reposts from strange marketing accounts, many people on the Internet also knew that they were affectionate all day long.
So, now that it has come to this, can they still be considered a “pretending couple”?
"..."
The "pretending to be a couple" thing was decided before school started.
At that time, the two of them went out to eat barbecue. An old man from Northeast China saw that Li Yuhua was pretty and came forward to express his love directly, which made Li Yuhua embarrassed.
Although Li Yuhua refused later, this incident also reminded them:
Both of them have a strong charm to attract the opposite sex. It is like this before they even report to school. What will they do after they arrive at school?
In order to avoid trouble, Li Yuhua came up with the idea of "pretending to be a couple".
——As long as these two high-quality humans, a man and a woman, become a couple, they will make other men and women who come to chat them up feel ashamed.
Even if there are ignorant men or girls with fantasies who approach them shamelessly, they can use the excuse that the other party is a "high-quality human being" to reject them and avoid being entangled in strange social relationships.
Of course, there may be some of Li Yuhua's little thoughts involved. Wu An vaguely understood something, but he didn't say it out loud at that time.
I just feel that the young lady’s proposal is very feasible.
Not only can he be free from harassment from girls, but he can also be free from the pressure that Wu An felt because of Li Yuhua's stunning beauty when they exchanged bodies.
So, I agreed immediately.
However, after agreeing to it, there were still some details to be clarified. Otherwise, Wu An would feel like he was taking advantage of Li Yuhua.
For example, this question:
"What if one of us falls in love with the other?"
——At that time, Wu An asked Li Yuhua.
"If you like someone else, then we should be honest and chase the person we like. Don't pretend anymore."
——Li Yuhua answered very open-mindedly at that time.
Wu An thought this answer was fine, but after thinking about it carefully, a new question arose:
"?We are pretending to be a couple, can we still like someone else?"
At that time, Li Yuhua hadn't thought about this question yet, so she said:
"Take one step at a time and then talk about it."
And then, we have come to this point.