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Chapter 334 What are you looking at?
“They cried so pitifully…”
Bai Lu was held in San Yue Qi's arms, her eyes full of curiosity, "Is it really okay? But I'm losing my hair too... I can't do anything about it..."
"It doesn't matter!"
Before March Seven could speak, Scott interrupted him immediately, pushing up his sunglasses and looking at the group of people crying and losing their hair in front of him, "Oh my... How can you just throw your hair around? I must tell the general to charge you with polluting the environment!"
At this point, Scott turned around and looked at Yan Qing, who already had a dazed look on his face. "Young Master of the Cloud Cavalry Army, quickly send a message to the general! Punish him! Ask them to... donate money?"
The general will definitely not mind having too much money, so...donate more!
The Danding Division and the Chiming Clan must be rich. If they don’t have money, can’t they use other treasures as collateral?
Yan Qing blinked and looked at Cheng Che inquiringly, "Is it okay?"
"Okay." Cheng Che responded, and he put on a mask to prevent himself from being choked by his flying hair. "If you cry again, I will go to the Scale Abyss Realm to shake the Chiming Egg. I am a person without morals."
As soon as the words were spoken, the crying instantly stopped by half.
The mature, steady, stubborn and polite dragon master of the Chi Ming clan covered his head with his hands, his face full of anger but unable to speak out. He was not only worried about his own hair, but also about the dragon eggs of the Chi Ming clan.
"People from Dan Ding Si..." Cheng Che thought for a moment and said, "It's a bit of a waste of money to burn down Dan Ding Si. How about I pick up Bai Lu and perform a 100-meter sprint for you?"
As for whether or not he can outrun...
It's okay, people with hair loss will have a lower IQ, and the hair loss will also affect their vision so that they can't keep up with him.
The remaining half of the crying completely disappeared, and the vendors in Jinren Lane secretly reached out and gathered a little bit of hair into a sack, trying to take it home to use as fire starter.
"Don't think about going to the general and crying and begging for help. I worked so hard to make myself the first choice by working overtime, and you guys are going to find him a shift?" Cheng Che had a blank expression on his face. He took a sip of water and continued, "Let me be frank. If anyone brings these things to Jing Yuan and Fu Xuan, I will draw a circle and curse you to death."
"For example?" Xing suddenly came back to his senses and asked in a low voice, "How are you going to curse?"
"If you pick your nose secretly, people will see you. If you pick your feet, you will bleed. If you turn into eggs in reincarnation, they will stink. If you make elixirs, the furnace will explode. If you drink milk tea, there will be no boobs. The only pearl will get stuck in your throat and come out of your nostrils. The zipper on your pants will get stuck on your flesh. The comb you use to comb your hair will definitely scratch the pimples on your scalp." Cheng Che talked a lot with an expressionless face, without even taking a breath.
At this point, Cheng Che turned and looked at Xing, "Is that enough? If not, shall I continue?"
star:……
Xing was at a loss for a moment, and couldn't help but stretched out her hand and raised it, "Please."
Not vicious enough, but vicious enough in a sense.
"There is no toilet paper and no water." Cheng Che took a deep breath, closed his eyes and started to talk. "Medicine gets stuck in my throat, noodles come out of my nose, I cough up tears when I drink the first sip of water, bricks I step on after rain are loose, the first stroke of my writing is covered with ink and falls on the white paper, dead skin is torn from my fingers to my arms, nails grow too long and I forget to cut them, they break before I cut them, manicures are peeling, and new clothes have endless threads."
star:……
"How did you come up with these things in your little head?" Xing looked at Cheng Che in disbelief, and patted his chest for a long while, "I feel that the robot of Yalilo No. 6 is a little happy now..."
At least there weren't so many curses, and short circuits and flooding could be repaired anyway, but now...
Xing blinked and turned to look at the dazed and confused faces. "Friends, do you still want to disturb the General and the Grand Master with this little conflict?"
Terrible, so terrifying.
She couldn't even imagine what would happen to Jing Yuan and Fu Xuan if these people bothered him with the matter of the Dragon Lord again...
but……
I seem to want to see it, but mainly I want to calculate the probability of Cheng Che's crow's mouth being effective.
Cheng Che stood up and shook off his messy hair. Just as he was about to leave, he turned around and looked at Scott, "You continue to be sarcastic."
Scott:…
The opponent's health bar is empty. I don't know if these curses will work, but...
It feels a bit gloomy!
"It will definitely come true." Xing stood up and stretched, carrying his baseball bat and looking at the two groups of people in front of him who were looking aggrieved. "For fun, I think even if there are one or two pieces of happiness that won't come true, it will force this crow's mouth to become effective. Besides, I have my baseball bat!"
At this point, Xing waved the bat in his hand, his golden eyes full of sincerity, "My partner doesn't want to come back, so no one can force him to return to the Chiming tribe. He doesn't want to be disturbed, so anyone who disturbs him will be stopped by the bat."
"Yes." San Yueqi smiled with his eyes curved, and said softly, "Teacher Dan Heng belongs to the Starry Sky Train! He can come when he wants, and leave when he wants... Then he can tell me when he wants to leave!"
Cheng Che turned his head inexplicably and looked at his two friends with a strange look. He thought for a while before nodding.
"and many more--"
Watching the young man's leaving back, the people who were suffering from hair loss instantly came to their senses and stood in front of Cheng Che.
"What's the solution?" Master Long's hair was disheveled and his eyes were wide open.
The doctor from the Danding Division stepped forward, eyes wide, "What's the solution?"
Aren't we supposed to have a good chat and resolve the issue? Why are you leaving?
"It's none of my business..." Cheng Che muttered, looking up and down at the two people in front of him, "Master Long? You want Dan Heng to come back? Then you have the ability to show some sincerity, persuade the Ten Kings' Divine Strategy Mansion to go to the Immortal Boat Alliance to debate and absolve Dan Heng of his guilt for life and death, and then invite him back with the title of Lord Yin Yue, isn't that enough?"
"You want Dan Heng to come back and take the lead if you don't do it yourself? You think Jing Yuan is his good friend and you have to mediate? Isn't the general's life a life?"
At this point, Cheng Che turned to look at the medical officer of the Dan Ding Division, "Let's not talk about Dan Heng Bailu's matter. How can a dignified Dragon Lord be restricted in your Dan Ding Division? Then you might as well take the position of Dragon Lord. Maybe you have the natural aura of a king and tyrant. Once you show your aura, even generals will bow down to you."
Dragon Master: ...
Healer: ...
What about the intrigues? What about the balancing of forces?! Are you just going to start talking nonsense like this?
“I’m not satisfied…”
Cheng Che looked at the people in front of him, took a step back, unzipped his clothes, raised his hands and said expressionlessly, "Come, take a look."
"What are you looking at?" Xing poked her head out, and scanned Cheng Che's chest, and finally looked into his eyes, "Look at your fitness results? They are indeed impressive..."
It looks...very good.
"I suddenly remembered that I am also a descendant of the dragon, although I don't know how I mutated into a bird..." Cheng Che paused, spread out his hands and looked calm, "Come and see, how about I go back with you and become the Dragon Lord? I'm not saying that when it comes to dragon bloodline, no one in this world is purer than me."
After all, it’s a dragon. Everyone is a descendant of the dragon!
Why are you staring at Bai Lu and Dan Heng?
Come and stare at Cheng Che, he will become so autistic after staring at him like a pinhole!
Chapter 335 I win.
The young man with messy curly hair walked into General Shen Ce's private residence and found a cat and a sleepy General Shen Ce from the small couch under the corridor that was just exposed to the sun.
Cheng Che pulled Jing Yuan's head out from under the blanket and couldn't help but pat his face with his hand. "My friend, you left this mess to me and went to sleep by yourself?"
Hearing this, Jing Yuan opened his eyelids slightly.
He looked Cheng Che up and down, raised his eyebrows slightly, "You... Master Long hit you?"
His clothes were disheveled and he looked like he had just escaped from a melee.
"They wanted to beat my new dog, but I stopped them." Cheng Che sat aside, crossing his legs and looking at Jing Yuan. "But now it's very chaotic. Scott was being chased and beaten without forgetting to bark. Xing borrowed my little crow pendant to save Scott, and now he's chasing after Master Long and the maid of the Dan Ding Division, fighting poison with poison."
Jing Yuan:......
How come Xing seems a little happy now?
"Why are you back?" Jing Yuan sighed softly, sitting up and leaning against the small table beside him, "But this scene is too chaotic, I don't know how to solve it."
"I was enjoying myself, but I suddenly felt like you were setting a trap for me." Cheng Che tilted his head and met Jing Yuan's gaze, "Right?"
Without waiting for Jing Yuan to answer, Cheng Che retracted his gaze, as if thinking, "Dan Feng's reincarnation spell was tampered with, and he was reincarnated but not completely. Later, he was imprisoned until you came to power and sentenced him to exile. Now Bai Lu, Dan Heng of the train team..."
At this point, Cheng Che paused and looked up at Jing Yuan, "The former Lord Yin Yue's ability was impeccable, but he was the one who had the final say. The Chi Ming Clan was under his control, so... Chi Ming wanted a powerful but obedient Dragon Lord, right?"
Hearing this, Jing Yuan nodded slightly, leaning against the small table and whispered: "After all, Chi Ming is not of my same clan, so sometimes I can't say anything..."
The status of the Chiming clan is indeed special. Even if he is a general of Luofu, he cannot influence the affairs of the Chiming clan...
"You value Bai Lu's pure mind and are easy to manipulate, and you also value Dan Heng's powerful strength." Cheng Che looked at Jing Yuan and said calmly, "Jing Yuanyuan, your Luofu has been in chaos one after another, and the small chaos has never stopped..."
"Well, Dan Heng has returned to Luofu recently. I'm afraid some people in Chi Ming have some ulterior motives..."
Jing Yuan sighed softly, but couldn't help complaining, "Dan Heng should have refused to deal with it, but now..."
Dan Heng followed Cheng Che into the Prison, and was then imprisoned by Cheng Che along with several of his former friends. Dan Heng didn't seem to want to get out.
So it’s Cheng Che’s fault.
"I can understand that Dan Heng was impatient to deal with them and asked me to go, but you..." Cheng Che seemed a little confused. He lowered his eyes and stared at his palms, tapping his fingertips on the table. "You can manage the Danding Division, but you restrict Bai Lu's travel, and you asked me to confront the people of the Danding Division..."
Are outsiders so useful?
Scold them all equally from inside to outside?
Because they don't want to use their brains to think of a solution, so everyone just gets together and has a fight to vent their anger, and then starts over again?
"What do you want those dragon masters to see?" Cheng Che suddenly raised his head and looked at Jing Yuan, with confusion and doubt in his eyes, "Let them see clearly the pioneers' style of work, and show Dan Heng's rejection, then what?"
Jing Yuan couldn't help but chuckle, tapping his fingertips on the table, and said with a smile, "Guess, see if you can guess my move."
Cheng Che: ...
Chess, chess, chess!
My head is full of chess!
I was cursed so much that I could only lie down with my eyes closed, thinking about that damn chess piece!
"Oh." Cheng Che responded, stretched out his hand and pushed the things on the small table away, revealing the chessboard below. He held the box full of chess pieces and placed them one by one, "Let's play chess. Let me get out of the way for a while."
Jing Yuan's eyelids twitched, but he still couldn't help but reach out and pick up the chess piece.
When the last chess piece was placed in its fixed position, Cheng Che reached out and pushed the chess piece, and said softly, "You want those dragon masters to see me, right? To see clearly whether the reason for my longevity is simply abundance, or whether there are some traces of immortality?"
Jing Yuan paused and nodded slightly, "It seems that you have read a lot of Luofu's materials and stories."
"Ah."
Cheng Che nodded, matching the words on the chess pieces with the chess pieces in his mind, and slowly moved according to the rules in his memory, his eyes flickering, "Alright, let them see, but..."
At this point, Cheng Che looked up at Jing Yuan and said, "General, your use of the power of thunder always reminds me of someone I know."
Hearing this, Jing Yuan raised his eyebrows, "Who?"
Cheng Che’s acquaintance… that should be pretty crazy.