Chapter 267: There is no limit when it comes to lending a helping hand
Chapter 267: There is no limit when it comes to lending a helping hand
Zhou Baowei's mouth twitched, but he still sighed and looked at Wang Yuhui: "Hello, I'm a bitch, fuck you."
Wang Ze breathed a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, I reacted quickly, otherwise I would have been the one who did it.
Wang Yuhui was trembling visibly, and one could even hear his teeth chattering as he spoke: "What are you doing here?"
"You're not still holding out for anything, are you? What do you think we are here for? What else can we do?" The member of the group, Bi Baowei, stepped forward, smiling but gritting his teeth: "You thief, sell-out, bastard? Huh?"
Bai Bufan then took a step forward, took a deep breath, bowed 90 degrees, and extended a hand to Wang Yuhui. He blushed and said, "Student Wang, please let me date your mother! Please! I will treat her well!"
Wang Yuhui: “?”
Then Wang Yuhui realized——
High emotional intelligence: Let me date your mother.
Low emotional intelligence: Fuck your mother.
"I didn't steal the takeout!!" Wang Yuhui ignored Bai Bufan's confession, looked around, and refuted in an extremely fierce tone.
"Then what's on your desk?" Lin Li walked over, picked up the clean packaging bag and the receipt on the side of the desk, and said with a smile: "Dude, I heard from your roommate that your last name doesn't seem to be Lin, but Wang."
"I, I took the wrong one."
Just like the criminal in Conan, Wang Yuhui began his meaningless death struggle.
"Okay, if you got the wrong one, you must have your own takeout order record. Come on, turn it over to me now, and see if you can find my last name and yours."
Seeing Wang Yuhui pretending to take out his cell phone, Lin Li just wanted to laugh.
Hearing the rustling sound, Lin Li tilted his head, then frowned and said, "Ah, restrain yourself. If you want to take out the trash, do it when you get back. Now, save some face for the three of us in front of other students."
Zhou Baowei, who was rummaging through the trash can with chopsticks, was called out: "..."
"Don't assume my code name is just bullshit! And I wasn't taking out the trash, look what I found! This is my fucking takeout bag, and it has my receipt on it, Mr. Zhou, the third place winner! Damn, he's a repeat offender."
After showing his discovery, Zhou Baowei threw the chopsticks into the trash can with force, then looked up at Wang Yuhui with anger in his eyes.
It would be great to be able to avenge yesterday.
He wants revenge for the huge lunch he lost yesterday!
"Have you found it? Your order number?" Lin Li looked at Wang Yuhui and asked.
Wang Yuhui, who seemed to have Parkinson's disease, had no order number and was just randomly swiping his phone. Now that he was caught red-handed, he forced a flattering smile:
"Brother, I'm sorry, how much is the takeaway? Can I compensate you now..."
"Well, that's just the cost of the takeaway. There's no need to rush to compensate. Let's go talk to the teacher first." Lin Li said to Wang Yuhui with a sunny and warm smile.
"No!" Wang Yuhui shouted suddenly.
"Don't tell the teacher, please. I shouldn't have stolen the takeout. I know I was wrong. Let's settle it privately." After hearing Lin Li's plan, Wang Yuhui's face turned pale. If more people knew about this, how would he live in Nansang Middle School in the future.
"You don't know that you are wrong, you just know that you are going to die." Bai Bufan on the side laughed when he heard this.
"Sorry, we don't plan to settle this privately." Lin Li also nodded.
"I can give you more money, double, triple, no, five times. I'll give each of you four a hundred yuan! Please, don't tell the teacher!" Wang Yuhui's voice was already filled with tears. He came forward and tried to grab Lin Li's hand, but Lin Li dodged him.
"Is there such a good thing?" Wang Ze's eyes lit up.
Come and eat some melons, and you can earn 100 yuan? It's really pie in the sky.
Then Wang Ze felt the death gazes from Lin Li and the other two.
"Combination, now is not the time for you to speak."
"Sorry, handsome, cool, guy, don't worry about me, you three continue." Wang Ze maintained an awkward yet polite smile, motioning everyone to continue.
"I'm sorry, we don't intend to blackmail you. We just want you to get the punishment you deserve. There is no possibility of a private settlement, even if you pay one million." Lin Li refused calmly.
If you really take out one million, we’ll talk about it later.
The system task requires that the takeaway thief receive the punishment he deserves. If it is just compensation, Lin Li does not think the system will approve it.
As for Bufan and Baowei, if they actually accept the 100 compensation in their hearts, they can just give them their own money later.
"No, no, please don't tell the teacher, please let me go this time..."
Realizing Lin Li's hard-heartedness, Wang Yuhui shifted his target and looked at Bai Bufan while crying.
"Crying? Crying counts as time." Bai Bufan immediately stepped back to prevent this guy from wiping his snot and tears on himself, then sneered, "It's useless to plead with us, go plead with the teacher."
He and Zhou Baowei naturally supported Lin Li's decision.
When they were at the door just now, they also learned from Lin Li about some of Wang Yuhui's mumblings just now.
This guy is the big item in Cainiao Station. The code has been scanned, but the payment has not been made yet, and it will be shipped soon.
He is a born bad guy who loves to take revenge on society. It is too easy for him to just pay compensation.
"Stop crying like a baby. Why didn't you cry when you stole the takeaway? Are you going to force us to carry you away?"
At this time, Wang Ze walked forward irritably and disgustedly, trying to pull Wang Yuhui up and drag him away.
Although this analogy is inappropriate, it is just like if you are afraid of cheating, then don't cheat. If Wang Yuhui admitted it directly, it would at least be Sima's pure behavior. But now he is crying and shouting after being caught, which is Sima's disgusting and nauseating. Wang Ze really can't stand it.
"Get out! Don't touch me! Get out! Don't touch me!" The moment Wang Ze lifted up his clothes, Hakiwang completely responded by entering into the form of a sword-backed dragon. He suddenly started to swing his fists randomly and roared hysterically.
Wang Ze was startled.
"This is my dormitory, get out, all of you get out!" Wang Yuhui started grabbing things around him and throwing them at Lin Li and the others. His movements were so big that he pushed over a chair and made a loud noise.
The forcing combination began to dodge, and the handsome one began to catch the blade with his bare hands.
But Wang Yuhui actually threw the unclosed spicy hot pot over.
Fortunately, the four people dodged in time and were not hit. The takeaway was only spilled onto a bed in the dormitory.
Judging from the volume of "Wang Yuhui I fuck your mother" shouted by Mao Jiaqi who had been watching the show behind him, the upper bunk bed should be his.
Wang Yuhui raised his eyes and saw that the four people were looking at him as if he were a clown, and even whispering and laughing among themselves. He felt extremely insulted.
He turned around and ran to the balcony.
Lin Li frowned slightly, but did not stop him. It was obvious that this loser had a very poor mental quality. However, the balcony of the school dormitory had sealed windows, so this guy couldn't jump off the building even if he wanted to.
But then Lin Li got scared.
Because Wang Yuhui came out of the bathroom with a wet mop in his hand.
Your mother.
"Get out! Get the hell out of here!" Wang Yuhui raised the mop and rushed towards Lin Li and others without caring about the stuff on it splashing on himself.
"Something's not going well, let's retreat first!" Lin Li turned around, and found that the Bi Ren group had already run to the door, and he, the handsome guy, was the slowest runner.
What a beast.
Lin Li immediately ran out.
Lin Li has many ways to deal with this guy, and if a real fight breaks out, Wang Yuhui has no chance of winning at all.
But the problem is that he was holding a mop from the toilet.
Lin Li has the ability to catch a knife with his bare hands, but does he dare to do it? He doesn't dare.
The mop is covered with shit, Lu Bu is reborn.
Not only can it be used for close combat, but occasionally for long-range combat, and there is a chance of splash damage when performing a basic attack.
This is too much. Didn’t the designer use his brain when designing this weapon?
Fortunately, his ability was not like Li Jing's, which allowed him to catch a blade with his bare hands 100%, otherwise Lin Li couldn't imagine how desperate he would be.
Although Lin Li is an immortal cultivator, there are too many people here now, so the Qingzheng Yulei Fa is not suitable to use. The long-range electric current that causes damage will be very obvious and easy to be noticed.
Let's leave the dormitory first. Anyway, we have all the evidence in our hands, which is enough. Whether Wang Yuhui is willing to surrender voluntarily will only affect the complexity of the process.
"It's good that you caught a takeaway thief and captured Lu Bu. So handsome. Are you okay?" Bai Bufan asked Lin Li who ran out with concern.
"It's okay. It's hard to judge this guy." Lin Li shook his head and looked towards the dormitory.
There was still a quarrel inside.
"Mao Jiaqi, you too, get out! Get out!"
"Are you sick, Wang Yuhui? I made your bed like this and you still haven't paid me back!"
"I told you to get out, didn't you hear me?"
Then Mao Jiaqi also ran out, with a stain on his white clothes. Lin Li and the other three silently moved away from him.
The door slammed shut.
Mao Jiaqi was obviously also furious, slamming the dormitory door and cursing. "What should we do now?" Wang Ze felt that it was worth coming here at noon, and asked with his arms crossed.
"If he refuses to see the teacher, then let the teacher come to see him. Buddy, what do you say? Should you contact your class teacher? Or should you find the dormitory manager first?" Lin Li shrugged indifferently and asked Mao Jiaqi.
As for contacting Xue Jian, I didn't consider it, not because I was afraid that Xue Jian would know. In fact, he would definitely know in the end. But because this kind of troublesome task, which would be considered overtime, would be best handled by the head teacher of the class that caused it.
"I'm looking for the teacher now!" Mao Jiaqi gritted his teeth and took his cell phone to the stairs to make a call.
The efficiency was quite fast. After a few minutes, a middle-aged teacher, probably the head teacher of Class 12, Fang Lihua, came running over in a hurry.
If nothing unexpected happens, I should be eating in the school cafeteria when I answer the phone.
After talking to Mao Jiaqi for a while, Fang Lihua went forward and knocked on the door: "Yuhui, it's the teacher, please open the door now."
"They are still outside, let them go first!"
Fang Lihua negotiated with Wang Yuhui for a while, then walked towards Lin Li and the other four.
"I have heard the general situation from Mao Jiaqi. Wang Yuhui is not very stable right now. Can you four leave for a while? When he is calm, we can find a chance to discuss the specific handling of this theft incident."
Fang Lihua said slowly.
Seeing that the other three people's eyes were focused on Lin Li, Fang Lihua also looked at him.
"No problem." Lin Li didn't care.
What's the point of having a conversation with a mentally ill person? Besides, it's time for the four of them to go eat. Why should they wait here with empty stomachs for the result?
They are not the ones who should be anxious.
"Then we'll leave first, teacher. Will you contact us again after you've calmed down?"
"Okay. By the way, could you please not publicize what Wang Yuhui did for the time being? This is very important, both inside and outside the school." Fang Lihua nodded, and then emphasized.
“You can keep it to yourself today. As for tomorrow… let’s talk about tomorrow tomorrow. I can’t make any promises.” Lin Li thought for a moment and responded.
This is to give Fang Lihua a deadline, so that he won’t be appeased by the time a whole semester passes.
Although somewhat dissatisfied with the student speaking to him in such a tone, Alex Fong still nodded.
So Lin Li and the other three left.
After the others disappeared, Fang Lihua realized belatedly that he still didn't know the names of these four people, nor which class they were from.
So Fang Lihua looked at Mao Jiaqi: "Mao Jiaqi, do you know them? What are their names? Which class are they from?"
Mao Jiaqi was stunned for a moment, then scratched his head: "The four of them...are a very handsome group."
Alex Fong: “?”
"WTF?"
"Teacher, I don't know your name or class. I think it's Class 4? I'm not sure." Mao Jiaqi said apologetically.
"Okay, then the teacher knows."
On the way downstairs.
Wang Ze had already ordered takeout, so he went straight to get it. Lin Li and the other two hadn't ordered anything and were too lazy to wait another half an hour, so they went to the cafeteria.
After sharply commenting on Wang Yuhui's clown attitude for a while, Lin Li asked Bai Bufan: "Bufan, add Wang Ze's QQ with your secondary account?"
"That's right." Bai Bufan chuckled.
"Be careful, don't mess with Wang Zezhen and Hong Wen."
"Don't worry, I know what's going on. I'll ask him to treat my sister to dinner this afternoon and tell him the truth." Bai Bufan nodded.
"Okay, protect yourself at night. I'm afraid Wang Ze will lose his mind. You know, we have a saying that we are already here." Lin Li patted Bai Bufan's shoulder and reminded him, "Especially Wang Ze, he is originally a person of this kind. Although your behavior is cold, your intestines are very warm."
What do a corpse and a swimming pool have in common? Both are cold when they enter. What do Bai Bufan and a sauna have in common? Both are hot when they enter.
The kind-hearted Bai Bufan: "...Fuck."
……
[Do your best to participate in the sect martial arts competition and win at least three first prizes for yourself or your sect, including at least two in the positive category (3/1; 2/2)]
[You can now choose to complete the task and claim the reward at any time, but you cannot trigger the chance to double the probability. ]
In the afternoon, when they crossed the finish line, Lin Li improved the 1500-meter men's first-year high school record at the Nansang Middle School campus meet by three seconds.
The system also gave such a notification.
Lin Li naturally did not choose to settle the account. He had been working hard for this opportunity to double his money from the beginning and was not in a hurry.
As for my own events, the only event left is the relay race tomorrow which will conclude the sports meet.
"Lin Li, do you want some water? Which bottle do you want?" After Lin Li crossed the finish line and entered the inner side of the playground, Chen Yuying came up to ask.
"Of course, which bottle did you drink?" Lin Li nodded and asked.
“I haven’t drunk any of them.” Chen Yuying shook her head, shook the two bottles of water in her hand, and handed them to Lin Li. “The difference here is that one bottle is iced, and the other is at room temperature.”
The condensed water droplets from the iced mineral water in her right hand flowed down her slender knuckles, making Lin Li want to drink some.
Bai Bufan from the ditch, after knowing him for a long time, his habits have become a bit like that of a dog.
"Then I won't drink it. I plan to die of thirst. It's all your fault. When my body is found due to excessive dehydration, squad leader, you, the murderer, will think about how to defend yourself." Lin Li folded his arms and did not take it, but said firmly.
"Then I have to think about it carefully." Chen Yuying responded with a smile.
"I'm so thirsty, so thirsty, so thirsty, so thirsty..." Then Lin Li began to wail leisurely but continuously.
"Lin Li, I have some water." Bai Bufan walked over and heard Lin Li say this, and spoke immediately.
"go away."
"Oh, bye, you two continue." Bai Bufan nodded and left.
Lin Li must have chased me away because the three monks had no water to drink, not because he thought I was redundant.
"I'm so thirsty..."
Chen Yuying kept laughing, and after noticing Lin Li's gaze sweeping over her several times, she finally laughed out loud.
"Okay, okay~"
Her slender fingers gently unscrewed the bottle cap and she tilted her head back. The sunlight shone through the bottle onto her fair neck, but the bottle mouth was only a few centimeters above her lips and the water flowed lightly into her mouth.
The sound was so crisp and pleasant that it made the air cool. A drop of water escaped from the corner of his lips, but was wiped away by the back of his hand before falling to his chin.
"After thinking about it, I feel it's a shame for you to die, Lin Li. Now I've drunk this bottle of water, can you drink it now?" Chen Yuying handed over the bottle of water and asked.
"So there will be a day when I will be stuck with a bug? This is different from what I imagined, right?" Lin Li blinked.
"I have already compromised, and you have to compromise too." Chen Yuying used the water bottle as her index finger and shook it in front of her.
"Okay." Lin Li nodded with a smile and took the water.
"What are you two compromising on? Give me one, too?" Ding Sihan, who came over and heard Lin Li say this, asked immediately.
"go away."
Lin Li forgot that Ding Sihan and Bai Bufan were different.
"I am the great hero of Class 4's school sports meet! Ding Sihan, how dare you!"
……
"Bufan, help me check if there are any marks on the back of my sweatpants." Lin Li walked to Bai Bufan on the stand and asked.
"Gone."
“That’s fine,” Lin Li nodded, and then lazily leaned on the railing next to Bai Bufan, “Bufan, you’re still the best. You can get out as soon as I say you can. You’re born to be a good person.”
"I'll take it as a compliment." Bai Bufan smiled.
"With you as my buddy, what else can I ask for? Bufan, please tell me if you encounter any difficulties in the future." Lin Li patted Bai Bufan on the shoulder and said with relief.
"Then you will add insult to injury, right?" Bai Bufan sneered.
"No, if you are in trouble, I will definitely give you a hand," Lin Li smiled warmly at first, then seriously: "But remember, only one hand."
"That's all our friendship is?"
"It has nothing to do with friendship. The guy who just gave you a hand is a fag, not a brother."
Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"
(End of this chapter)