Chapter 267 Compound Danshen Drop Pill 9 Turns Large Intestine

Chapter 267 Compound Danshen Drop Pill 9 Turns Large Intestine

Chapter 267 Compound Danshen Drop Pill Nine Transformations of Large Intestine (Subscribe!)
After the experiment was over, Li Kailang went back.

After using up 1 shell, there are only 4 left.

It’s not that Li Kailang didn’t think about cannonballs, but these things are very dangerous and can easily lead to dangerous accidents if one is not careful.

One less is one less, so you have to use them with caution. When you have time, check again and see if you can buy more.

"The fight is over, it's time to go back."

Li Kailang drove back, but before returning to the steel mill, Li Kailang had to go to the pharmacy.

Tong Ren Tang Pharmacy is a time-honored pharmacy that not only has a long history but also has a very complete range of medicinal materials.

Li Kailang came here to buy medicinal herb seeds. After all, he had set aside an acre of land for medicinal herb seeds, and he didn't have many seeds on hand.

Ginseng and Polygonatum sibiricum were harvested crop after crop, and there was no shortage of seeds, but these two things alone were not enough.

When he got there, Li Kailang randomly found a guy.
"Comrade, do you sell medicinal seeds here?"

The guy nodded repeatedly: "Yes, which seeds do you want?"

Li Kailang smiled and said, "I want to order anything. I have plenty of money."

Seeing that he was a big customer, the waiter quickly led Li Kailang in and said, "Hey, please come in, I'll get it for you."

At the same time, some medicinal seeds were taken, such as ginseng, angelica, wolfberry, safflower and seven or eight other kinds.

Seeing this, Li Kailang paid the money and bought it directly.

Just as Li Kailang was about to leave, a customer next to him argued: "Can't it be cheaper?"

The guy in front of him said helplessly: "It's really not possible, comrade, our prices are clearly marked, we can't get it cheap, please don't embarrass me, this is the price set by the higher-ups."

The customer was still unwilling to give in: "Can't it be cheaper?"

The guy shook his head: "No."

The customer muttered, "It's too expensive. Forget it. I'll find someone else."

After saying this, the guest put down the box and turned to leave.

Li Kailang looked at the box on the cabinet, which contained a brown round pill.

Li Kailang couldn't help but ask curiously: "Comrade, may I ask, what medicine is in this box?"

The guy looked at the pills in the box and said, "Oh, this is what you mean. This is Compound Danshen Pills."

"Compound Danshen Drop Pills?"

Li Kailang muttered to himself, as if he had heard of it somewhere.

"Pa!" Li Kailang slapped his face, "I remember what it is!"

On the side, two guys were startled by Li Kailang's sudden behavior.

Compound Danshen Drops, one of the four great life-saving medicines, even a layman like Li Kailang has heard of it.

These four life-saving miracle drugs are: Quick-acting Heart-saving Pills, Angong Niuhuang Pills, Zhibao Pills, and Compound Danshen Drops Pills.

This is a miraculous medicine that can save your life temporarily. No matter which of the above, keeping one can be said to be a life-saving talisman.

Even if Li Kailang doesn't use it, he can give it to others to be prepared.

After seeing this life-saving medicine, Li Kailang had only one thought in his mind.

Buy it!

Li Kailang hurried to the waiter and said, "Comrade, may I ask, how much is this compound Danshen dripping pill? How many are left?"

The clerk glanced at Li Kailang and said calmly, "10 yuan per piece."

10 yuan is one-fourth of Li Kailang’s salary, which is really not cheap.

After all, there are free hospitals out there, why waste money on it!

However, it is a bit expensive, but the effect is good, so it is worth it!
Li Kailang is not short of this little money, so he’ll buy it all!

Li Kailang said directly: "Okay, I bought it. If there is any more, I will buy them all!"

Li Kailang really wanted to say, I'm here with a ton of intentions, but this is not realistic.

"Okay, please wait a moment!" the waiter replied with a smile.

The two assistants quickly took out all the compound danshen pills from the cabinet and packed them for Li Kailang.

When Li Kailang came out of the pharmacy, he was holding a small bag in his hand.

It contains 5 compound danshen pills.

When it comes to life-saving drugs, people are definitely rushing to get them, and there can't be many left.

With 5, Li Kailang is already very satisfied

One compound danshen pill costs 10 yuan, and five pills cost 50 yuan.

For most people, this is two months' salary, but Li Kailang doesn't feel sorry at all.

After all, I made nearly 2 yuan from the residents of the courtyard house.

After all, you can earn money again if you lose it, but you only have one life, and once you lose it, it’s gone for real.

Li Kailang couldn't help but say with regret: "What a pity, there is no other life-saving medicine, but it is good enough to be able to buy this."

"Just put the stuff in the ring, and you don't have to worry about it expiring or losing its medicinal properties."

After buying things, Li Kailang drove back to the factory.

After all, what he did was to use the public vehicle for personal purposes, and it would not be a good thing if he was caught, although it was not a serious matter.

Shortly after returning to the steel mill, the bell for the end of get off work rang.

"Let's go and eat!" The workers rushed to the cafeteria.

Li Kailang took the lunch box and hurried to the cafeteria.

"Wow, we actually have meat to eat today!"

"Hurry, hurry, get in line. If you're in line, there won't be any food left."

"Yes, don't push, don't push!"

Suddenly, the workers rushed to line up.

Today's meat dish is not pork belly or lean meat, but large intestine.

Although it's not a delicious dish, it's good to have meat to eat.

"I haven't eaten meat for almost a month. My mouth is almost dry."

"Yeah, even though it's large intestine, it's fine as long as there's meat. I just don't know how it tastes."

Everyone was queuing and talking at the same time.

Someone happened to pass by and stopped him: "Hey, comrade, how does the large intestine taste?"

Everyone looked at him expectantly.

He gave a thumbs up: "The taste is good, no weird smell!"

Suddenly, everyone's eyes lit up and they couldn't help but crowd together.

"Hey, don't push, don't push!" the worker in front couldn't help but shout.

"Hey, Xu Damao, Brother Cui." Li Kailang greeted the two of them.

Xu Damao was surprised: "Oh, what a coincidence, we actually ran into each other, it's rare!"

Cui Yuan nodded and said nothing.

Li Kailang was also surprised and said, "Yeah, we have been here for so long, but we haven't run into each other by chance."

Xu Damao: "I don't know how Shazhu cooked it? I heard they said the large intestine tastes good?"

Li Kailang shrugged: "We'll know after we try it, but I wonder if there will be any left when it's our turn?"

The three of them waited patiently.

"Wow, it's really rare that you three meet together today!" Sha Zhu couldn't help but said in surprise.

"Shazhu, why are you the one serving the food?" Xu Damao was a little unhappy.

Every time Xu Damao came to Sha Zhu to get food, Sha Zhu would deliberately give him half less, and there was nothing Xu Damao could do about it.

Sha Zhu threatened: "What? If I'm not happy with you, do you believe I won't beat you up?"

Xu Damao lowered his head and looked at the intestines in the rice bowl. There was no more intestines. He immediately said rudely:

"Silly Zhu, take a look, is there still a large intestine? Why don't you beat it for me? Do you have anything else to say?"

Sha Zhu looked down and said, "Damn it, how come it's gone?"

"Humph!" Xu Damao snorted coldly, "They're all gone, let's see what you say. The three of us are starving!"

"Who said I'm gone!" Sha Zhu objected unhappily.

"Then take it out! The three of us are waiting to eat it." Xu Damao choked.

"Ah" Sha Zhu hesitated.

Xu Damao took advantage of the situation and said, "Why, you can't produce it, right? Let's see if you still dare to brag!"

"Who said I don't have any more?" Sha Zhu retorted, then he moved closer to the window and whispered, "I still have some, but it's inconvenient to take them out. Don't cook tonight, come to my house and eat."

Xu Damao looked at him in surprise, and said hesitantly: "Silly Zhu, it can't be that you..."

"Don't tell me, we'll know tonight!" Sha Zhu responded quickly.

"I know, I know!" Xu Damao nodded repeatedly.

"Ahem, since there's no more, forget it. Just give us some food." Xu Damao said calmly, and then winked at Li Kailang and Cui Yuan and whispered:

"Shazhu said that we don't have to cook tonight and we can go to his house to eat."

"Really?" Li Kailang asked in disbelief.

While serving his meal, Sha Zhu smiled and nodded confidently.

"Has Sha Zhu changed his personality? No, there is a conspiracy!" Li Kailang thought to himself. Their relationship with Sha Zhu was not that good.

How could Sha Zhu be so kind as to cook for them? There must be a conspiracy.

"But I want to see what the idiot is up to."

"Okay, let's go to your house for dinner tonight." Li Kailang responded happily and brought Cui Yuan along.

Although Cui Yuan didn't understand why, since Li Kailang had made the decision, he didn't object.

"Okay, remember to come in the evening!" Sha Zhu said happily.

"Don't worry, you have to make it delicious, otherwise we won't come next time."

Only Xu Damao was kept in the dark and had no idea about this.

After getting their meal, the three of them went to eat. Sha Zhu handed the rice spoon to someone else and went to the kitchen.

"Eat, eat, eat. Are you the only ones who still want to eat?" Sha Zhu looked at the small half of large intestine that was cut off and flowed out.

"Originally, I wanted to eat it myself, but as long as I can deal with you, it doesn't matter whether I eat it or not!" Sha Zhu suddenly smiled maliciously.

Xu Damao still didn't know at this time, "Li Kailang, what do you think Sha Zhu meant by inviting us to dinner? Is he going to put drugs in the food?"

Li Kailang shook his head: "That's not the case. As for drugging, even Sha Zhu is not so shameless."

"He is a cook after all. He has lost face after doing something like this."

Xu Damao nodded in agreement, "That's true, but what does Shazhu mean? He doesn't really want to treat us to a meal, does he?"

"We'll know when we get there tonight." Li Kailang said calmly, "Eat, eat."

"Ding-ling-ling——" "Get off work! Get off work!" The workers put down their work and headed towards the gate.

Sha Zhu finished his business early and went back with his lunch box, which contained the cut large intestine.

As soon as he stepped into the middle courtyard, Sha Zhu saw Qin Huairu who was busy picking vegetables.

"Sister Qin, picking vegetables."

"Yes, it's time to get off work." Qin Huairu said with a smile.

"Yes, I just got off work." Sha Zhu said with a silly smile.

Qin Huairu noticed the lunch box and asked, "Shazhu, what's in your lunch box? It doesn't look light!"

Sha Zhu quickly held it in his arms: "Sister Qin, then you can think of this thing, I have a great use for it."

Seeing Sha Zhu being so cautious, Qin Huairu couldn't help but smile and said, "Look at you, if you don't want to give it to me, then don't give it to me. Could it be that I will snatch it from you?"

"Tell me, what do you use it for?"

Sha Zhu said: "Since Sister Qin wants to know, I will only tell you. Don't tell anyone else and don't ruin my good deeds."

Qin Huairu glanced at Sha Zhu and rolled her eyes, "What? Sha Zhu, you still don't believe me."

Sha Zhu hurriedly shook his head: "No, anyone can disbelieve it, but you can't disbelieve Sister Qin."

Qin Huairu glanced at Sha Zhu charmingly and said, "Thank you."

Sha Zhu immediately revealed all the bad things he was going to do.

After hearing this, Qin Huairu rolled her eyes at Sha Zhu and said, "You are so hot, I won't talk to you anymore. I have to go home and cook."

After saying that, Qin Huairu turned and left.

Sha Zhu looked at Qin Huairu's twisting body and couldn't help laughing like a pig.

Sha Zhu took the lunch box and went home to process the large intestine. While doing so, he let out a sinister laugh.

Li Kailang drove Cui Yuan back home, rested for a while, took the Xifeng wine and went to find Sha Zhu.

No matter what Sha Zhu's intentions are, he still has to observe the proper etiquette.

Before leaving, Li Kailang called Cui Yuan along.

Cui Yuan looked at the wine in Li Kailang's hand, then looked at his empty hands, and planned to go back to get something.

"Brother Cui, don't worry. There's no need to rush to take the things. Let's see what Sha Zhu is up to first. If he does something wrong, the things will be given away for nothing."

After hearing what Li Kailang said, Cui Yuan thought for a moment and said, "That's right. There's no need to come to the temple for no reason. So let's not rush."

The two of them went to the central courtyard together to find Sha Zhu.

"I told you to eat, eat! Eat!" Sha Zhu's vicious muttering came from home, and his tone was very vicious.

Li Kailang frowned as he listened to the voice, "Sure enough, this idiot Zhu has bad intentions."

Then he whispered to Cui Yuan, "Wait a minute, let's go in, don't eat, this idiot Zhu has bad intentions!"

Cui Yuan looked at Li Kailang's serious expression and nodded.

"Hehe, you still want to eat? You're eating shit." Sha Zhu still muttered viciously.

These words made Li Kailang's mouth twitch violently, and a famous scene came to his mind.

Cao: “Did you taste it yourself?”

Xiaopang smiled and said, "I tried a piece."

Cao: "How do you feel?"

The corners of Xiaopang's mouth curled up slightly, outlining a confident smile: "I removed most of the fishy smell of the intestines, but I kept a part of it. I think it's because I kept a part of the intestines' taste that I know you are eating large intestines."

Cao Xiaoxin: "Did you keep it on purpose?"

Xiaopang smiled: "During the cleaning process, I left some behind."

Cao Xiaoxin: "Was it intentional or accidental?"

Xiaopang held his head high and said, "It was intentional!"

Cao was speechless, and resolutely embarked on a path of no return. He suddenly cut open the large intestine and swallowed it in one gulp.

In an instant, Cao felt that something was wrong. He frowned and looked troubled. With a gnashing of teeth, he looked at Xiaopang with full of "shitty anger"!
This is called the "Nine-turn Conspiracy".

If you eat this dish, you've eaten shit.

If you don't eat, you can't eliminate me.

Thinking of this famous scene, Li Kailang couldn't help but shudder, and goose bumps appeared all over his body.

"You idiot, you actually came up with such a vicious trick. You actually want to force us to eat shit. Let's see who eats it first."

Now, Sha Zhu didn't know that Li Kailang had already guessed his malicious intentions.

While Li Kailang was secretly thinking of a solution, Xu Damao walked over.

"Hey, you guys came quite early. Hey, Li Kailang, you actually brought some wine, and it's Xifeng. Good guy, hurry up and drink it. I haven't tasted it for a long time."

Li Kailang glanced at Xu Damao and said, "Don't rush to open it. It's not certain whether you can drink it or not."

Xu Damao was puzzled: "What do you mean?"

"Haha!" Li Kailang just smiled and said nothing.

Jia family.

Jia Zhang was watching the three of them staying outside Sha Zhu's house, and couldn't help but ask curiously: "Dong Xu, what do you think they are doing outside Sha Zhu's house?"

Jia Dongxu said nonchalantly: "How would I know that? I'm not a worm in their stomachs. I don't know everything."

Jia Zhang looked at Qin Huairu who was holding the bowl and chopsticks beside her and said, "Qin Huairu, do you know?"

Qin Huairu said calmly: "It should be Sha Zhu who invited the three of them to dinner. I heard him say that it was a big meal, and it was a meat dish."

"Dinner? Meat and vegetables? Is Shazhu crazy? Why don't you invite us to dinner instead of inviting others to dinner at this time?" Jia Zhang couldn't help but curse.

"No, I have to go see what's good to eat."

Thinking of this, Jia Zhang put on her shoes and ran out.

When Sha Zhu heard the three people talking, he immediately opened the door.

"Come on, come in and eat, I've prepared the food. Li Kailang, you are so stupid, why did you bring any wine when you are already here?"

Sha Zhu said this with great joy, but he felt a little uneasy in his heart.

"It's okay. Maybe the wine doesn't need to be opened." Li Kailang looked at Sha Zhu meaningfully and smiled in an unfathomable way.

But this little thing made Sha Zhu feel uneasy. Could it be that Li Kailang knew about it?

Xu Damao smelled the fragrance in the air, "It smells so good, Shazhu, you did a great job, it smells so good, it must taste good, you put a lot of thought into it."

Xu Damao patted Sha Zhu's shoulder and walked in impatiently.

Being diverted by Xu Damao, Sha Zhu immediately replied: "This dish is called Jiuzhuan Dachang, and it is made with the large intestines left over from lunch."

"Don't underestimate this dish. Although it is made from large intestines, it is very rare to cook it. In the past, only the rich could eat it once during the Chinese New Year."

"Don't just stand there, try it, try it!" Sha Zhu ordered hurriedly.

At the same time, he took out the bowls and chopsticks and gave them to the three of them.

"It smells so good!" Xu Damao sniffed the wafting fragrance carefully and looked at the nine-turn large intestine that looked and smelled delicious.

"Li Kailang, open the wine quickly. With such delicious food in front of us, how can we miss the wine?"

"No hurry, no hurry!" Li Kailang said calmly, "He Yuzhu, I wonder if you have tried it?"

"Of course, I made this, how could I not have tasted it?" Sha Zhu responded hurriedly, but he felt a little guilty while speaking, and sweat began to appear on his forehead unconsciously.

Seeing this, Xu Damao more or less realized that the matter was not that simple, and was about to slam the table and yell.

"You idiot!" Jia Zhang suddenly appeared at the door.

"Silly Zhu, you made such a delicious dish, but you didn't even think about honoring me and gave it to these three little bastards. Do you have any conscience?"

Jia Zhang rushed into Sha Zhu's house angrily, and her eyes lit up when she saw the only dish on the table, the nine-turn large intestine.

Jia Zhang sniffed the air greedily, her nostrils dilated slightly, her throat moved up and down, and she swallowed uncontrollably.

Jia Zhang couldn't wait to take away the nine-turn large intestine and scolded Sha Zhu:

"Okay, Silly Zhu, we are so close and you didn't even think of giving my family anything. Instead, these two guys got away with it. I'll take the things. Remember to honor my Jia family in the future."

"Hey, Jia Zhang, this is not for you to eat," Sha Zhu was about to stop her.

Li Kailang interrupted loudly, "Ms. Jia Zhang, you are right. This is Sha Zhu's gift to your Jia family. Take it back and eat it quickly."

Jia Zhang glanced at Li Kailang and said, "You are a man of conscience." Then she hurriedly took the Nine-Turn Large Intestine home.
Seeing Jia Zhang leave, Li Kailang waved and said, "Brother Cui, Xu Damao, let's go and watch the fun!"

Then, he took the wine, took the two of them and squatted outside the door of Jia's house, waiting for good news.

Seeing that the three people who were trying to play a prank on him had left and that the Nine-Turn Large Intestine had even been taken away with the plate, Sha Zhu had a bad feeling and immediately locked the door.

Jia Zhang said, "Eat quickly. I brought it from Sha Zhu. Eat quickly, or Sha Zhu will take it back."

Jia Dongxu and Banggeng were looking at the meat. When they heard Jia Zhang's words, they immediately picked up their chopsticks, picked up one and put it in their mouths.

The sour, sweet, fragrant and salty taste that I expected, and the tender intestines, were all missing.

There is only a bitter and sour taste, and an insatiable "shit smell".

"Ugh——" the three of them vomited immediately.

"Ugh——" Jia Dongxu and Banggeng vomited out all the steamed buns they had just eaten.

"Ahahaha——" Hearing the vomiting sound, Li Kailang and the other two burst into laughter.

"Brother Cui, listen, could it be that the Jia family has eaten shit?" Li Kailang said with a smile.

"Li Kailang, how do you know they ate shit?" Xu Damao was puzzled.

"I heard that Shazhu deliberately didn't clean the large intestine. If it's not cleaned clean, there will be shit in it, right?" Li Kailang explained loudly.

"Silly Zhu!" Jia Dongxu said gritting his teeth.

"Ugh—" Before they could finish their words, the three people's stomachs began to move and they couldn't help but vomit again.

"Shazhu!" Jia Dongxu yelled, picked up the broom and went to settle the score with Shazhu.

Jia Zhang and Bang Geng followed closely behind.

"Let's go!" Li Kailang hurriedly left this place of trouble.

"Ugh—" The three members of the Jia family couldn't help vomiting again after walking a few steps. However, their stomachs were empty and they couldn't vomit anything.

I could only retch there.

"Shazhu, come out here!" Jia Dongxu yelled.

But Sha Zhu still kept the door closed and refused to open it.

Everyone in the yard heard the noise and came over to watch the fun.

Li Kailang was just looking for fun, adding fuel to the fire, "Shazhu, you did a great job, you actually set a trap for the Jia family and let them eat you, you are really good!"

"Yeah, Shazhu, you went through a lot of trouble to take revenge on the Jia family!" Xu Damao also echoed.

If the Jia family hadn't come to grab the food, he would have almost eaten shit. He definitely didn't like Sha Zhu.

"Wow, Shazhu is so powerful. I never thought he would eat shit for the Jia family!"

When everyone in the yard heard the news, their eyes suddenly lit up and they were filled with curiosity.

(End of this chapter)