Chapter 269 Gummy Bear threw Wang Ze on the bed and turned into a Gummy Bear
Chapter 269 Gummy Bear threw Wang Ze on the bed and turned into a Gummy Bear
People who enjoy the scenery will occasionally become the scenery for others.
Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei sat on the lawn, cracking melon seeds, watching Lin Li and Chen Yuying chasing and playing in the stands not far away, and occasionally clicking their tongues.
"I'm like a rat in the gutter, secretly spying on other people's happiness." Zhou Baowei sighed.
"Then you must be a southern mouse. Northern ones are too small." Bai Bufan commented.
Zhou Baowei: “…”
"Your mother."
"But, Bufan, when do you think they got together?" Zhou Baowei asked, then shook his head: "Some people get together while chatting, and some people's emoticons are stolen while chatting."
"I estimate it's about the same time I spent with Wang Ze." Bai Bufan said with some certainty.
"What do you mean you and Wang Ze are together? Let's speak Chinese. Thank you." Zhou Baowei's mouth twitched slightly. "Your words sound like the nonsense that Daji said after pouring tea into your mouth."
Bai Bufan smiled contemptuously, and then told Wang Ze about his online romance with him.
Zhou Baowei's pupils trembled when he heard such beastly behavior.
"So when are you guys meeting in person?"
"Soon. I've started calling you baby this afternoon. We agreed to meet in the cafeteria for dinner. We should be able to be together by then. After all, we've been chatting for quite a while and we're both quite satisfied with each other." Bai Bufan took out his phone and turned on the voice changer. "Brother Wang Ze, what are you doing now?"
Zhou Baowei: “…”
"I don't think Wang Ze has you in his heart. He hasn't replied for such a long time." After waiting for a minute or two without any reply, Zhou Baowei sneered.
"It will be sent to me soon. I observed him this afternoon and he is recording voice messages repeatedly now." Bai Bufan was very confident.
"What does it mean to record voice messages repeatedly? Aren't voice messages sent out as soon as they are spoken?" Zhou Baowei didn't understand.
"QQ has a voice-changing function, which allows you to listen to your own voice instead of sending it out, and it also contains the original version. Every time Wang Ze sends me a voice message, he will repeat it over and over again until he is satisfied before clicking send."
Bai Bufan had already figured out everything, because sometimes he was right next to Wang Ze, watching him rack his brains to reply to his messages.
Zhou Baowei: “…”
As if words were followed by actions, Wang Ze's voice came.
——"I'm cheering for the class, little Weibao."
The super magnetic bubbling sound is like cleaning the dust off the phone, very artificial, and it really seems like a product of careful selection.
"You've been so cruel, I hope I can see you alive tonight, and I'll burn incense for you then." Zhou Baowei couldn't imagine Bai Bufan's miserable state tonight, and then his eyes lit up again, and he suddenly turned around and patted Bai Bufan on the shoulder:
"Hey, Bufan, you're going to die anyway, why don't you change your strategy, cancel the dinner, and continue your online romance with Wang Ze for a year or so. With how well we know each other, he will definitely love you terribly.
When the time is right, you make an appointment to meet in person outside the school, but you don't show up on the day of the meeting, and there is no news from you since then. After four or five days, you tell Wang Ze in the tone of a family member that you died in a car accident on the day you went to see him. How do you feel about that? "
Zhou Baowei rubbed his hands in anticipation as he thought about this plot and Wang Ze’s possible reaction.
It feels like fun.
Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"
Zhou Baowei is a hidden talent.
"Baowei, don't call me a beast anymore. I can't bear such a big name," Bai Bufan said in agreement. "If you stand between Satan and the King of Hell, they will be no different from living Buddhas."
When Satan woke up from his sleep, he found the sky had fallen down and he had somehow gone to heaven.
……
At the end of Thursday afternoon, the final results of many projects had been decided. Judging from the current situation, Class 4 has a great chance of winning first place in the first grade, and many projects have achieved good scores.
After Chen Yuying's leg healed, she and Lin Li left the audience seats and returned to the playground to cheer for other classmates as usual.
"Elbow! Go to the cafeteria!"
After the last project that required encouragement was over, Lin Li, as the first person to eat the melons, firmly followed Bai Bufan to the cafeteria with Zhou Baowei.
The three of them sat down together in the corner.
Not long after, Wang Ze, who had just taken a shower and had extra fluffy hair, arrived at the cafeteria and walked towards this corner.
"Oh, we're having dinner here, what a coincidence." Wang Ze noticed Lin Li and the other two and immediately came up to greet them.
"Yes, what a coincidence, Wang Ze, come over after you get the food and eat with us." Bai Bufan said, pointing to the empty seat at the table for four.
"No, no, you guys eat, I'm here to wait for someone." Wang Ze smiled.
"Who are you waiting for?" Lin Li and Zhou Bao maintained the required silence for spectators throughout the whole process, and only Bai Bufan asked.
"Hey, didn't I tell you guys at noon? Of course you're waiting for my gummy bears."
Wang Ze's smile now was comparable to Wang Yousheng in "Bright Sword", and then he raised his eyebrows at the three people:
"It's just right that you're here. Give me some advice later. If the girl is pretty, give me some tips on how to pick her up. You two don't have to count on Lin Li, but he should still be of some use. If she's not pretty, you'll be responsible for finding an excuse to take me away early."
Sure enough, Wang Ze could not let go of his outward beauty and spoke in a hostile manner but acted upright.
Then Wang Ze chose to sit down at an empty table behind Lin Li and Zhou Baowei, waiting for his love.
The real gummy bear stood up and left under the gazes of Lin Li and Zhou Baowei, and walked behind Wang Ze.
Gummy Bear hugged Wang Ze, took out his phone, turned on the voice changer, and played the recorded voice: "Brother Wang Ze, after hugging you, I have turned into a hard candy bear, and it's so hard that you can't stand it."
"puff--"
"Cough cough!!"
Hearing the sound behind them, Zhou Baowei and Lin Li, one of them spat out his food, and the other started coughing madly. Fortunately, they were sitting side by side.
Bai Bufan chose the public method with the most barrage of comments.
Wang Ze first turned around in surprise, then - "(；゜○゜)?"
He looked at Bai Bufan's smile behind him, and also at the chat interface between him and himself on his phone. He closed and opened his eyes countless times, as if he couldn't believe what he saw.
"No--!!"
"I don't know if Bufan can be admitted to Tsinghua University, but I think he really wants to go to Peking University." Looking back, Lin Li shook his head and sighed when he saw Wang Ze, who had already started to laugh helplessly and miserably.
"Not only is he going to Peking University, but he's going to be a senior soon." Zhou Baowei nodded in agreement.
"Bai! Bu! Fan!"
After a brief outage, Wang Ze immediately understood what had happened, and his smile became more and more desolate and cold.
“Brother Wang Ze——Ah!!”
"Lin Li! Bao Wei! Help!"
Hearing the screams coming from behind, although Zhou Baowei felt sorry for the person, he turned around and asked Lin Li: "Do you want to save him? It's a life after all."
"Some people are like steaks. It's better not to cook them too well. Just pretend you don't know them." Lin Li shook his head.
"Row."
Zhou Baowei nodded. In fact, the death of a roommate was not unacceptable. After all, there would be a lot more space in the dormitory.
You can also throw your clothes directly on the bunk in the future, which is very convenient.
"By the way, Baowei, do you know why in our country, where food is the most important thing for the people, we haven't naturally developed the way of eating steak?" Lin Li suddenly asked.
"I know this. The cattle in China are mainly yellow cattle and water buffalo. Their meat is not suitable for making steaks. These cattle are bred for working and work for a long time. Their meat is hard. They are not as good as tender beef fillet when fried steak. They are definitely different from the beef cattle raised for eating abroad."
When it comes to food, Zhou Baowei is very knowledgeable and provided Lin Li with scientific knowledge.
"I understand what you said, but here comes the question... Baowei, who told you that was responsible for cultivating and plowing the land abroad in the past?" Lin Li fell into deep thought.
Zhou Baowei: “?”
Your mother.
Which one is it?
It’s hard to guess, I think it’s that one.
"Fuck! Lin Li, you fucking attacked my merits, you beast!!" Zhou Baowei cursed with a smile.
"Save me...save me...saving me will restore my merits...Bao Wei..."
Zhou Bao was ignored.
"Bufan," Lin Li turned around and suggested to Bai Bufan who was already lying on the ground, "The hormones secreted during kissing can relieve pain, so when you are beaten, you can ask for a kiss to relieve the pain."
Bai Bufan: “?”
Is this appropriate?
Bai Bufan turned around and glanced at Wang Ze.
Hard Candy Bear decided to become Dead Candy Bear.
︿(￣︶￣)︿
……
"I don't believe in love anymore." Wang Ze said in despair as the three of them and the corpse were on their way to the classroom. "I actually gave my pure love to Bai Bufan, damn."
"Thank you very much, Brother Wang Ze. I love you, muah." The corpse behind expressed his gratitude.
"Get lost!" Wang Ze turned around, looked at Bai Bufan and said viciously, "I really want to give you an enema with a non-Newtonian fluid, so that you can't pull it out even if you try hard, but as long as you walk normally, it will flow out as soon as you relax your buttocks."
"When you go to hell, you will be on the same level as Bao." The scene was a little unimaginable. Bai Bufan covered his butt and frowned.
"You bastard, give me all the resources when you play games with others at night!" Wang Ze was not really angry, so just give them to me, buddy.
"Go, go, go."
"My happiness is gone and will never come back!" Wang Ze felt a little depressed as he felt sorry for his shattered dream.
“Young man, don’t be blinded by women. Is a girlfriend so important?” Lin Li laughed and teased when he heard this.
"No, I just want something light." Wang Ze immediately shook his head firmly, "I'm not Jackie Chan, I don't have a drum in my hand, and I can't subdue Bo Gang." Lin Li: "..."
“I’m asking you whether it’s important or not, not whether you want the heavy one or not.” Lin Li raised his middle finger.
"OK! I will play a lighter role next time." Bai Bufan said.
"Will there be a next time!?" Wang Ze went up and gave the resurrected Bai Bufan a Leo Flying Kick, turning him into a corpse again.
Arrive at the classroom.
The situation in the classroom was similar to that of yesterday, so when evening self-study was about to begin, the boys started playing a game together just like they did yesterday.
The battle was in full swing when someone patted Bai Bufan on the shoulder.
"Who is it? Wait, I'm playing games." Bai Bufan's fingers were clicking without even raising his head.
The other party was still slapping.
"Who are you sending it to? Didn't I tell you to wait a moment?" Bai Bufan was speechless.
"Send it, Xue Jian."
Lin Li on the side sighed. Bai Bufan could fall twice in the same place. It seemed that he would never be able to become a Saint Seiya in this life.
Bai Bufan's fingers, which were fluttering like wild bees, suddenly froze. He raised his head mechanically, met Xue Jian's serious face, stood up, and stammered for a long time. Finally, he couldn't help but ask, "Teacher, I apologize for my recklessness first, but, teacher, I'm really curious, did you do it on purpose this time?"
You could have made a sound when you took the photo of yourself for the first time, even just a cough?
Xue Jian did not answer Bai Bufan's question, but looked at Lin Li: "Who else is there in our class besides you two, the handsome group?"
After Fang Lihua contacted me, although the other party did not provide any student name information, it didn’t matter. I would just assume that it was Lin Li and Bai Bufan who did it.
And judging from the current reaction, my judgment was correct.
This is empiricism.
"Teacher, I am a human." Bai Bufan, who was already standing aside, immediately answered and expressed his loyalty in order to please Xue Jian.
"Are you a human?" Xue Jian looked at Bai Bufan in confusion and frowned fiercely.
Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"
"Hahahaha——" Lin Li and Zhou Baowei, who were sitting on the left and right, couldn't hold it in any longer.
Bai Bufan looked at Xue Jian with a little sadness.
"Teacher, your question is really hurtful...if I am considered a human being."
"No, what the teacher means is that you should explain to me what it means to be a human being." Xue Jian seemed to realize the ambiguity and asked again.
Bai Bufan: “…”
Why does it feel even more hurtful?
"Teacher, my identity in this group is a human being. The identity of each of us is taken from the name of the group." However, Bai Bufan also understood what Xue Jian meant, so he explained.
"Oh, you are a human in the group, right? Oh, I see." Xue Jian nodded, patted Bai Bufan on the shoulder, and said in a comforting tone: "Of course the teacher knows, you are a human, you are a human."
Bai Bufan: “…”
The more you describe, the darker.
After hearing the last two words "you are a human", Bai Bufan felt like a weasel who had been granted an official title.
Damn, it turns out being a human in this group is worse than being a bitch?
"Lin Li, what are you?" Xue Jian asked.
"Teacher, I am handsome, Lin Li is powerful, and Wang Ze is a combination." Then without waiting for Lin Li to answer, Zhou Baowei stood up and said first.
Lin Li: "..."
Zhou Baowei has grown after the loss he suffered at noon, and now he reacts much more quickly.
"That means the other two are you two, right..." Xue Jian nodded, then motioned Lin Li and Bai Bufan to wait in the corridor first.
In the end, Xue Jian only brought Zhou Baowei out.
You should have known that Wang Ze had nothing to do with the stolen takeaway incident, and he was just there to watch the show, so you didn't bring him along.
"Let's go." Xue Jian took the three of them to the political and educational building again, but this time they did not go to the principal's office.
It seems that this matter is not serious enough for the principal to deal with.
When I walked into the room, there were already four people in the room: Fang Lihua, Zhao Hai, the director of the first grade, Wang Yuhui, and a woman sitting next to Wang Yuhui. She didn't look like a teacher, but probably his mother.
"Are you here? Sit down first." Zhao Hai motioned Xue Jian to take Lin Li and the other two to sit on the empty sofa on the side, and then he went straight to the point:
"The reason we asked everyone to come here this time is to deal with the matter of classmate Wang stealing takeout..."
"Teacher Zhao, how can you say that right from the start? This matter hasn't even been confirmed yet. I know my child's personality. He has always been very well behaved and studies hard. I haven't swindled his money, so it's unlikely that he would do something like this. There must be a reason."
The woman frowned and interrupted immediately, saying dissatisfiedly.
Lin Li covered his mouth with his fingers, snorted, and looked at Bai Bufan: "Clam."
Bai Bufan covered his mouth with his fingers, let out a breath, and looked at Zhou Baowei: "Dian."
Zhou Baowei covered his mouth with his fingers, snorted, looked at Xue... and suddenly turned his head back to look at Bai Bufan: "Happy!!"
She responded so violently that she almost kissed Bai Bufan who was still moving towards her.
Xue Jian: “…”
Mother Wang: “?”
Although she didn't understand what these three words meant, he understood the tone and immediately raised his voice, his eyes wide open, "What do you three mean by this?"
"Auntie, what we mean is that a tiger mother will have no dog children. Your child must be your biological child." Lin Li gave the woman a thumbs up and praised her.
"What do you mean? Are you cursing?" The woman was a little anxious and had already stood up.
"So you think so too?" Lin Li sat leisurely, neither hurried nor slow.
"How do you talk like that, kid? You—"
"Don't worry about this parent yet," Zhao Hai stood up and pushed Wang's mother back onto the sofa, then said to her, "Mother Wang, I understand your feelings, but according to the description of Wang's roommate, the fact is that Wang stole the takeaways of these three children, and more than once."
"Yuhui, tell me, were you coerced or were they colluding to slander you?" After hearing what Zhao Hai said, Wang's mother placed her hope in her son again.
Wang Yuhui, who had been curled up on the sofa, just remained silent. Upon hearing this, he just turned his head slightly and looked at the armrest of the sofa, his eyes further away from his mother.
Seeing that Wang's mother wanted to say something, Lin Li didn't want to continue arguing about it, so he pushed his phone onto the table in the middle. On it were a series of videos:
"Our entire operation was recorded by a law enforcement camera, so it recorded Wang Yuhui's confession of his crime and his request for a private settlement with us. Auntie, if you want evidence, this is it. If it's not enough, there are others."
Everyone present looked at the mobile phone on the table, a little surprised. Have law enforcement recorders been invented?
In fact, it was a video recorded by a sports camera. Before chasing to the fourth floor, Lin Li took back the sports camera and put it on his body.
After the key segments were replayed in the room, Mother Wang's face turned ugly.
This is really impossible to refute.
"Mother Wang, can we now discuss how to deal with the matter of stolen takeout?" Zhao Hai asked.
Mother Wang cursed in dialect, then said impatiently, "It's just two takeouts, how much is it? Can't you just pay for it?"
Zhao Hai nodded, and seeing that he could finally get to the point, he looked at Lin Li and the other two and said, "Lin Li, what are your demands?"
"The total payment for the two takeout orders was 38.8. Taking into account the Tiantian Shen coupons we used, the value is about 54.8. I personally prefer a compromise between the two in terms of compensation. What do you think, Auntie?" Lin Li analyzed.
"Compensate you in full! I'll compensate you one hundred. Give me the payment code. Why are you making such a fuss about such a small thing?" Mother Wang took out her mobile phone and looked at Lin Li, the backbone of the three people, with disgust and hostility.
"Auntie, we haven't finished our demands yet. We still need Wang to apologize to us and write a letter of guarantee that he will not steal takeout food again and post it on the bulletin board for at least one week." Lin Li finished speaking.
Wang Yuhui finally looked up and grabbed his mother's hand.
"No! Absolutely not!" Wang's mother's attitude was even more intense than her son's. She stood up and waved her hands violently.
"Auntie, please stop spitting. It's a bit disgusting." Lin Li pulled Bai Bufan between himself and Wang's mother.
Bai Bufan: “…”
"Don't use these useless diversions! You can apologize, but only in private. You have to make the letter of guarantee public. How can my child go to school in the future? How can you be so vicious--"
Mother Wang angrily pointed at Bai Bufan, or rather, Lin Li behind Bai Bufan, and cursed.
"Read with your mouth. I didn't tell him not to speak from now on." Lin Li said with a puzzled look on his face.
Mother Wang was choked, and then she became even more angry and said, "I'm not in the mood to joke with you now! I'm talking about how my child will study with peace of mind in the future? How will other classmates look at him after he makes it public? Ah? Have you thought about it?"
"None of my business."
Lin Li's sudden words made Wang's mother lose her composure. She looked at Lin Li in disbelief: "What did you just say?"
"I say, how your child studies well in school is none of my business?" Lin Li shrugged, then turned his head and said, "Bufan, is it none of your business?"
"It's none of your business, Baowei. What does this have to do with you?" Bai Bufan shook his head first, then turned around to convey the question.
"It's not my shit, so of course it's none of my business, Mr. Xue... forget it, I won't ask anymore."
Zhou Baowei wanted to twist his neck but stopped, feeling very uncomfortable under Xue Jian's gaze. In the end, he could only sit there with an awkward look on his face.
The more he thought about it, the more uncomfortable he felt. Lin Li and Bai Bufan both had someone to serve as their successor, but he didn't. He really couldn't stand it anymore.
"Bufan, change your position."
Zhou Baowei directly pulled Bai Bufan over and exchanged positions with himself.
In this way, the sofa here becomes Lin Li, myself, Bai Bufan, and Xue Jian.
It’s much more comfortable.
Bai Bufan, who was forced to face Xue Jian, blinked, then tilted his head and whispered, "...Hello, teacher."
Xue Jian: “…”
(End of this chapter)