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It sounded like it was taught by that street singer who liked to watch the fun, but Kong knew that the Dead Wind God usually wouldn't joke with others about personal matters.
Most likely it’s Ningguang or Ye Lan… Only they can taste it, and they will also specifically study whether all the wine in Teyvat is suitable for the Liyue market.
"Don't worry, I'll clean it up."
"It's not a question of whether it's clean or not...Will you wait a moment?"
"Nothing will leak out. As long as you don't make any noise, there won't be any noise or traces. I've practiced this many times."
Shen He's lifeless eyes were always strangely dull, as if she was trying with a completely passive and ignorant attitude, but Kong, who had personally experienced how hard she worked, would not be fooled by her...
It's hard to imagine that this girl has the same poker face when she's in a mood as when she's a waitress in a restaurant... It seems that only when she's fighting will she show a few traces of anger as her murderous aura leaks out, but the more this is the case, the better the effect will be when the contrast is created.
His eyes, seemingly unconcerned, were moving upwards, but in fact he was observing, savoring, and enjoying all of Sora's reactions.
"Boo—look at me."
"But that would be harder for me to bear..."
"Just to be quick. Look at me."
Shen He, who was still composing a plan for Yu Heng's embarrassment, had no idea that the images in his mind had already been transmitted to his master.
Liu Yun, who was changing clothes according to the outfit given by Ting Yun, was holding his glasses in his mouth and almost broke them by the legs.
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To Shen He, who had never cared much about the fate of the Immortal Boat from the beginning, the life and death of the general in the Shen Ce Palace might not be as important as holding Kong's waist, locking him, and then watching him roll his eyes to the ceiling.
But Kong couldn't let Shenhe continue to wear down his will——
After all, sense of responsibility will slacken as time goes by. In the warmth, the goal will become unclear and the brain will become dull - it may also accelerate the fall with the intervention of other human factors. By then, it will be difficult to remember what the purpose of the journey on the fairy boat was.
After Shen He regained a little of the peace of mind and familiarity they had when they were alone in the past, he pinched her head from both sides, which was not at all messy due to the swaying and perfectly met the aesthetic standards of our ancestors of "white hair and youthful face", and forcibly stopped her further torture.
"After we have dealt with the secret transmission, I will give you as much as you want - now don't be like this... don't be like this..."
"Don't what?"
Incredibly, there was no muddiness when Shen He spoke, her clear enunciation and cold voice were the same as always, her breath was orderly and her logic was clear - this made Kong realize that she really had done a lot of training for a flattering behavior that had little enjoyment value.
"Don't be so impatient... Liuyun has already taught you a lesson, and you will definitely be scolded when you go out later - and you won't get anything out of provoking me unilaterally..."
"I just...want to get a little more sense of reality."
Shen He refuted Kong seriously: "I have experienced some of the happiness you hope I will get. When I hold you in my hands, I feel at ease and in a good mood."
"...Actually, you don't have to explain it to me every time... It's still the most fulfilling when we're in a safe place and both of us feel fulfilled, right? I'm satisfied, but don't you feel empty?"
"Empty? No, as long as you are happy."
If we ignore the fact that Shen He half-forced Kong to be "happy", she really is a good woman who takes care of Kong in every possible way.
"...Okay, as long as you are happy."
The nonsensical conversation between the two people made Liu Yun, who was almost having a fit outside the locker room, suddenly feel depressed and sighed quietly, feeling helpless.
Stupid apprentice - he doesn't need you to please him, but he really wants to do something for you.
The lonely old man is not particularly experienced, but the knowledge of the older generation does have its applicable scope in the field of relationships.
That guy Kong... felt guilty about leaving without saying goodbye, so he always wanted to benefit Shen He in a practical way, not just to provide a spiritual sustenance. He kept emphasizing that he would never leave Shen He again, and that they would have plenty of time to spend with each other later, but Shen He obviously didn't believe it.
The stupid disciple was afraid that Kong would slip away, so he always wanted to do something for him so that he would not disappear suddenly again.
Even if he left without saying goodbye again, Liu Yun could more or less guess that Shen He chewed and savored those sounds just now, just to make the taste in his memory get to his head and be unforgettable, to serve as a tonic for his longing. If Kong disappeared again, at least there would be some aftertaste left.
But you are immortals. Even if you are separated for a hundred or eighty years, it doesn’t mean that you will never have the chance to meet again... In this regard, Liu Yun admitted that he did not teach Shen He very well and made him act instinctively in terms of emotions.
Putting aside the frustration of being overtaken, Liu Yun pulled up his trousers completely, thinking that it was time to demonstrate to his stupid disciple what it meant to be a master with ease.
The key is not what you force him to keep or what memory you leave for yourself, but to create memories and impulses for him, which is more effective.
"Liuyun, take a look at her outfit, I think it's pretty good - scary!"
Even though he knew that Liuyun knew what they had done in the room, Kong pretended that Liuyun didn't know that he knew, and even pretended to be in high spirits.
But the moment he poked his head out of the locker room, the new image of the immortal gave him a strange onomatopoeia.
He was almost subdued by Shen He. His heart, which had almost stopped beating, started jumping violently again. The embarrassing look made Paimon, who was riding on the curtain of the locker room, roll his eyes.
She sniffed, then looked at Shen He who was walking out slowly, with a subtle expression, somewhat fearful and indescribable "respect" as she lowered her head.
"…I recommended stopping the ferry… Oh, I guess I don't need to ask for your opinion."
Kong poked his head towards Liu Yungui, who had activated the suit beauty mode, to show his friendliness.
As long as his magic power wasn't drained away, Kong's recovery speed was always extremely fast.
Liu Yun smiled with a lack of self-control, holding her glasses in her mouth, sitting on the sofa beside the mirror with her legs crossed, and tying up her long hair again.
The good figure that cannot be concealed is decorated with fabric that is slightly looser than tights, making it less suggestive and more stable. The shirt under the suit is also her favorite dark tone, making the overall look formal enough while enhancing the huge intellectual beauty, which is the most prominent feature of Liuyun.
And... I don't know if it was because of Tingyun's guidance, but when the Immortal King crossed his legs, he seemed to deliberately stretch his instep, which was too fair but turned flesh-gray under the black stockings, and pointed it in the direction of Kong's gaze.
The short-waisted black stockings were only pulled to the ankles, but she deliberately transformed the arch of her foot into a shoe-picking arch, which gave her a special charm in the hazy embellishment.
The overall solemnity of the suit collapsed under the playful combination of low-denier socks and red-soled high heels - making Kong have the urge to hug Liuyun's ankles on the spot and admire them.
The green imprint of the cloud mouth was left on the legs of her glasses, and her appearance was actually more beautiful without the glasses. In this way, she completely turned into a white-collar beauty whose beauty was concealed by the glasses.
The contrast of red and green is often unsatisfactory? That's because the color matcher can't control it! Liu Yun, a top peripheral, even if she wears a big flowered jacket, covers herself with a peony quilt, gets a whole set of "local specialties" and squats on the kang, as long as she pulls open a corner of the jacket on the kang to show her fair inner skin and hooks her finger in the air, she can trick him into getting on.
"You are as understanding as ever. Why is it that your disciple Shen He is still a little lacking in skills, and didn't you restrain yourself a little?"
Liu Yun, who had always been bullied and teased by Kong in terms of knowledge, age and experience, and even got angry at by his apprentice, finally got back on his feet and revealed a confident and gratified smile.
You are smart, capable, powerful and have social status, but it’s all useless. As long as I lift my legs, won’t you still wag your tail at me?
"Hehe~ I'm glad you like it, Mr. Kong, but such an ordinary outfit still relies on the immortal's natural beauty~"
The instigator put his hands together at the side of his face and said, "Both sets are very good! Shopkeeper, check out."
"Hey, we can't stop the ferry——"
Maybe she was pleased to see that the Immortal Lord was making fun of Kong's pig-like appearance, so she used all the false politeness she used on her old friends on Tingyun.
But no matter how proud she is, Liu Yun will not pull Kong into the locker room just because Kong raises a flag to her, just like Shen He did. This is the margin and sophistication of the elderly... mature women.
"My Lord, please let the Tianbosi pay for it. Luofu will need your care in the future."
"The point is not Mora. I have already stopped the ferry service. How can I let you spend money?"
"Okay, the two of you stop singing the same tune. Tingyun, do you know where there's a pawn shop nearby?"
"...If you go to South Street, there is a pawn shop~"
The vixen thought that Kong was planning to deliver something to the Land Observation Department, but since he was too close to the target, it would be inconvenient to go directly to the local police.
"If the customer is reluctant to pay in full, do we also have the option of paying in installments?"
The store owner also misunderstood something and kindly reminded me -
"Snapped……"
"…Thank you for your patronage!"
Then, Tingyun smiled and slapped him in the face with the Tianbosi black card.
……
[Aren't you getting closer to Dihengsi if you run south? Are you sure you want to seduce the secret person to come and talk to you? ]
[No, I plan to hand the talisman over to my informant and buy a cold drink to calm myself down... It's not a good idea to tell Shen He Liu Yun about this, otherwise they will definitely suggest finding a place to help me solve it... It's too uncomfortable to carry it all the way, the curse that Ahana Sima put on me is really unreasonable...]
[…Tsk, you can really blame the God of Fun for this?] Outside the private channel, Paimon curled his lips, disdaining Sora's refusal to admit that his willpower was insufficient.
[Instead of improving myself, it is better to slander others - this talisman may have a positioning function. With my identity, I ran towards the direction of Dihengsi with the "lost and found" secret key. If the other party is not in a hurry to contact me, then he is really a Ninja Turtle. ]
[What are you going to drink? Buy me one, too.]
He doesn't say many nice things, but he takes a lot of advantages.
Not only did Kong put the secret key in the book "Snow Country Tales", he also wrote the "translation of the formula" in the same layer and handed it to the pawnshop owner.
[No, there's a single table over there, and the man in a long coat smells like a corpse.]
[Such a heavy karma... Could it be that he is the evil person who was secretly told about this? ]
"..."
The pawnshop owner took the goods calmly and handed him a few physical patrol arrows. At the same time, Liu Yun and Shen He stopped approaching him and used their own methods to lock onto a suspicious target nearby. Kong finally felt a sentry-like gaze that did not come from Alan.
[…You’re really patient, but you still reveal your true colors…I’ve created a few opportunities for the other party to intervene…]
Kong winked at Tingyun, not caring whether the fox understood or not. He took the newly acquired patrol arrows and walked straight to the vending machine with the master and disciple, who were dressed not much different from the locals.
"Let me see... Soda bean juice? The packaging looks quite exquisite, 'Luofu Old Flavor'... Paimon wants to try it?"
Before he realized that Kong’s evil plan wasn’t just for the abundance believers… Paimon was already drooling through the glass:
"I want it!"
"Hehe... Sir, even many locals can't stand soda bean juice--"
Tingyun's stop gave him a break from "explaining". The guy who had been observing the group of people at the tea stall for a long time finally couldn't help but stand up and stop them:
"…It tastes fishy and smelly. It is a drink that the old Xianzhou people drink to recall the bitter past and think of the sweet future. If you want to taste the real Xianzhou flavor, it is better to go to the tea stall to taste it."
On the surface, this guy seemed to care a lot about the reputation of Xianzhou's food and the tourists' travel experience, but Shen He smelled a fishy odor on him that was far worse than soy milk.
A guy who has not killed many people would not have such a heavy karma, and his "motive" for killing was very bad, leaving many traces that could not be detected by Xianzhou Technology. This is why he lurked for a long time in a position very close to Dihengsi's eyes.
"I see. Thank you for the reminder, sir."
"Hey, you don't sound like a barbarian, do you? I'm sorry for talking too much - why did you think of trying this thing?"
As long as there is an intersection, no matter how the topic turns next, it will be natural.
Kong saw a hint of urgency in the man's words that ordinary people could not taste. As long as he did not shout in public that he was a "spy" of the Shen Ce Mansion, the next step would develop into an encrypted call between Fengcuo believers.
"Don't be afraid of being laughed at, sir. My lovers and I are wandering around the universe. We are here hoping that the people on the immortal boats will live longer. Maybe even if Luofu doesn't allow us to find the elixir of immortality, eating ordinary food can still prolong our lives—"
Sora deliberately lowered his voice.
"...I see...I dare to call you 'brother'. In addition to your female relatives, are the women from Tianbosi also here to ask for a longevity?" The man also lowered his voice.