Chapter 275 Blind date farce!
Chapter 275 Blind date farce!
Xu Damao came to the front yard wearing his coat and saw Sha Zhu, who was dressed in decent clothes. He immediately asked Sha Zhu, "Sha Zhu! We are childhood friends after all. How could you not inform me of your blind date today?"
Sha Zhu heard Xu Damao's shout from behind, turned around and saw Xu Damao in his coat, immediately guessed Xu Damao's intention, and threatened him: "Xu Damao! I'm going on a blind date today, you'd better behave yourself, otherwise I'll show you how I'll deal with you."
Facing Sha Zhu's threat, Xu Damao had already behaved abnormally. With a sly smile on his face, he said to Sha Zhu, "Sha Zhu! I came to see you just because I care about you. How can you take my kindness for granted?"
When Sha Zhu heard what Xu Damao said, he didn't believe that Xu Damao would be so kind, so he warned Xu Damao: "Xu Damao! You better behave yourself, or else don't blame me for being rude to you."
"Zhu Zi! Zhu Zi! I have invited Liu Mei to you, please come out and greet her." Just as Sha Zhu was warning Xu Damao, Yi Zhonghai's shout came from outside the courtyard gate.
When Sha Zhu heard Yi Zhonghai's shout, he immediately gave Xu Damao a warning look and then ran towards the gate of the courtyard.
Although everyone in the yard knew that Sha Zhu was going to have a blind date a few days ago, when everyone saw Sha Zhu dressed up nicely, they remembered Sha Zhu's blind date today, so they all gathered in the front yard, wanting to see what Sha Zhu's blind date looked like.
When Sha Zhu ran to the gate, he saw Yi Zhonghai leading a pair of women towards the yard. When Sha Zhu saw the father and daughter, he was obviously stunned and asked Yi Zhonghai: "Uncle! The person you want to introduce to me, could it be Master Liu's daughter?"
When Yi Zhonghai heard Sha Zhu's words and saw the incredible expression on Sha Zhu's face, he immediately smiled and introduced him to Sha Zhu: "Zhuzi! Let me introduce you. This is Liu Cheng from our workshop one, Master Liu. This is his daughter, Liu Mei, who is now a third-level fitter."
Yi Zhonghai introduced this and smiled to Liu Cheng beside him, "Old Liu! This is Sha Zhu, the chef of our factory cafeteria. I believe I don't need to introduce him, you should be!"
"No! Uncle! Wait a minute, didn't I say I wanted to find a beautiful wife? Why did you introduce Liu Mei to me?" After hearing what Yi Zhonghai introduced, Sha Zhu finally reacted and asked Yi Zhonghai without waiting for Yi Zhonghai to finish his words.
When Yi Zhonghai heard Sha Zhu's question and saw the unhappy expressions of Liu's father and daughter, he quickly persuaded Sha Zhu, "Zhu Zi! Beauty can't make a living. Besides, Liu Mei is a third-level fitter and very hardworking. If you and Liu Mei get together, you can expect a good life in the future!"
After hearing what Yi Zhonghai said, Sha Zhu finally reacted and questioned Yi Zhonghai with a dissatisfied look on his face: "Uncle! You introduced this girl who looks like Zhu Bajie's second aunt to me, why don't you keep her for yourself? Aren't you cheating me?"
Sha Zhu's words were like thunder from a blue sky, shocking everyone present, especially Xu Damao, who almost laughed out loud on the spot.
Liu Mei, who was originally a little shy, suddenly changed her expression when she heard Sha Zhu say that she was Zhu Bajie's second aunt. Tears immediately burst out of her eyes like a flood. Then she covered her face and ran towards her home crying.
Liu Cheng, who was standing nearby, was furious when he saw his precious daughter crying and running away because of Sha Zhu's humiliation. He angrily asked Yi Zhonghai, "Yi Zhonghai! This is the good family you introduced to my daughter Jia. From today on, I, Liu Cheng, and you, Yi Zhonghai, will never coexist."
After Liu Cheng said some harsh words to Yi Zhonghai, he immediately chased in the direction his daughter ran.
Yi Zhonghai could never have imagined that Sha Zhu would actually say such ugly words to Liu Mei in public, which undoubtedly made him speechless.
Facing Liu Cheng's harsh words, although Yi Zhonghai was not worried about Liu Cheng's revenge, he felt that he had gained an enemy for no reason, which was naturally something Yi Zhonghai did not want to see. At this time, Yi Zhonghai still wanted to explain, but Liu Cheng did not give him a chance at all and turned around and left.
After watching Liu Cheng leave with a dissatisfied look on his face, Yi Zhonghai scolded Sha Zhu with a look of disappointment: "Sha Zhu, Sha Zhu! What can I say about you? Don't come to me for blind dates in the future."
As he spoke, Yi Zhonghai walked towards the central courtyard with dissatisfaction.
"Puchi!" Xu Damao, who had been trying hard to hold back his laughter, finally couldn't hold back his laughter after seeing Yi Zhonghai leave. He laughed out loud and said to Sha Zhu, who was still confused, "Sha Zhu! Today I finally understand why you haven't been able to get married until now."
When Sha Zhu heard Xu Damao's ridicule and saw that Xu Damao was laughing so hard that tears were streaming down his face, he immediately became furious and kicked Xu Damao in the lower body, yelling, "I told you to laugh! I told you to laugh!"
Sha Zhu's kick made Xu Damao stop laughing abruptly. He covered his lower body with his hands, bent like a shrimp, and jumped up on the spot.
"Sha Zhu! Xu Damao was just reminding you kindly, how could you hit Xu Damao?" Jia Zhang, who was standing by, saw Xu Damao being beaten for mocking Sha Zhu. She was originally prepared to watch the fun, but she immediately thought of what happened between Lou Xiaoe and Jia Dongming, and couldn't help but speak up to defend Xu Damao.
Sha Zhu was very surprised to see Jia Zhang defending Xu Damao. He said to her dissatisfiedly, "Aunt Zhang! Xu Damao was clearly mocking me just now. How can you say that he was kindly reminding me? Aren't you confusing right and wrong?"
When Jia Zhang heard Sha Zhu's rebuttal, she immediately questioned him in dissatisfaction: "Sha Zhu! The girl came to have a blind date with you and has no grudge against you. If you don't like her, just say it directly. How can you use Zhu Bajie's second aunt to describe the girl's appearance?"
"Xu Damao just kindly reminded you to keep your mouth shut in the future, but not only did you not appreciate it, you even hit him. Is it wrong for me to say a few words to you?"
After hearing Jia Zhang's scolding, Sha Zhu finally understood why Jia Zhang would speak up for Xu Damao. Realizing that his behavior was indeed wrong, Sha Zhu saw Xu Damao covering his lower body and still jumping on the spot. He said to Xu Damao with a guilty look on his face: "Xu Damao! I'm sorry! I misunderstood you."
After dancing for quite a while, Xu Damao slowly recovered. Facing Sha Zhu's apology and feeling the pain in his lower body, Xu Damao angrily said to Sha Zhu, "Sha Zhu! We will never coexist in the future!"
Since Sha Zhu was standing at the gate of the compound when he met Liu Mei just now, the news that Sha Zhu used Zhu Bajie's second aunt to mock Liu Mei spread throughout the alley like a gust of wind, and Sha Zhu's reputation was completely ruined at this moment.
Yi Zhonghai returned home in a rage. The middle-aged lady and the deaf old lady who were preparing to arrange a blind date for Sha Zhu, saw Yi Zhonghai coming back alone, and both of them showed puzzled expressions on their faces.
The deaf old lady looked at Yi Zhonghai, who was unhappy, with a puzzled look on her face, and asked him, "Xiao Yi! Didn't you go to find a blind date for Sha Zhu? Why did you come back alone? Where are Sha Zhu and his blind date?"
When Yi Zhonghai heard the deaf old lady's question and thought of what had just happened, he said to her with a look of regret: "Old lady! I will no longer be involved in Sha Zhu's blind dates in the future."
When the deaf old lady heard what Yi Zhonghai said, she asked him curiously, "Xiao Yi! What happened?"
When Yi Zhonghai heard the deaf old lady's question, he told her everything that had just happened at the gate, word for word, like pouring beans from a bamboo tube.
When the deaf old lady learned what Sha Zhu had done, she also showed an expression of disappointment on her face. She complained to Yi Zhonghai unhappily, "Xiao Yi! You clearly know that Sha Zhu likes pretty girls, so why did you find him an ugly one?"
"After Shazhu's fuss today, his reputation will be ruined. How will he find a wife in the future?"
The reason why Yi Zhonghai introduced a wife to Sha Zhu was mainly because he wanted to introduce a wife whom he could control, so that Sha Zhu and his wife could provide for him in his old age. However, what Yi Zhonghai could not have expected was that Sha Zhu would actually be obsessed with looks.
Facing the deaf old lady's scolding, Yi Zhonghai immediately realized that the deaf old lady had seen through his plan, so he stopped hiding it and asked her, "Old lady! If I find a wife that Sha Zhu likes, will his wife be able to take care of us in the future? I can't do such a thankless task, can I?"
When the deaf old lady heard what Yi Zhonghai said, she thought of Sha Zhu's character and said to him, "Xiao Yi! We watched Sha Zhu grow up. Don't you know what kind of character he is? If you want Sha Zhu to take care of you in your old age, just tell him directly. With Sha Zhu's character, will he refuse you?"
(End of this chapter)