Chapter 276 Who would choose such a pen name?
Seeing these six big words, which were exactly the same as what Ye Junlin said, gasps could be heard from all over the place.
"This gentleman is not only handsome, but also so gorgeous! I love him!"
"If I can marry him, I will wake up smiling even in my dreams!"
"What should I do? I want to have children with him, many, many children. Of course, I want to make it clear that I just simply like children!"
"Believe it or not, you are such a bad bitch!"
"That's right, just tell him if he wants to sleep with you. If a man like this can become my King, it doesn't matter even if I'm fucked from morning to night every day!"
"Sister, you must enjoy it!"
The surrounding discussions were lively, and all kinds of tiger and wolf words emerged one after another.
Li Wujie's face showed envy. Sure enough, people who are obviously handsome are treated well.
It's a pity that he is not obviously handsome.
Ye Junlin's back felt cold, like a glow on his back.
He couldn't imagine what kind of terrible end he would face if he had no resistance and stayed alone in the Kingdom of Heavenly Lady...
But he also verified one thing, that is, his luck is indeed incredible, and even activities like guessing are correct.
"Mr. Ye, you are so beautiful."
Dongfang Mengyao's eyes were almost filled with love. She looked at this silver-haired young man with a beautiful face and admired his appearance. At the same time, she was completely impressed by his beauty.
"etc,"
Ye Junlin looked strange as he looked at the lantern's answer, "Shopkeeper, why did you combine these six words on purpose or accidentally?"
The most handsome author in history?
This name is so narcissistic!
Shameless.
It's so stinky!
Aunt Mei smiled and said, "If this is the pen name of a certain author, I personally think it is quite special."
Her book "How to Make a Man Fall in Love Quickly" is the best-selling book in the world. Her pen name is simple and elegant: Iljimae.
But now seeing such a self-proclaimed pen name, Aunt Mei feels that she is too low-key.
Or she should have changed her pen name back then to: The most beautiful author in history!
"Eh~"
After experiencing the embarrassing incident in Lou Chuan, Dongfang Mengyao didn't have a good impression of the book writer. Looking at these six characters, she said with disdain:
"Who in the right mind would choose a pen name like this?"
"You look short and weak at first glance!"
Hear the words.
The shopkeeper said awkwardly: "Actually, when I was young, I had a dream of publishing a book. Isn't this just to commemorate my lost youth? Please be gentle."
Ye Junlin said seriously: "Shopkeeper, is there anything you can't say? In fact, you have a reserve of knowledge for writing a book. As long as you are willing to persevere, your dream will eventually come true."
The 꿗year-old shopkeeper's eyes were swollen and black. He held his waist with one hand, shook his head and sighed, "Sir, how can I persevere in this situation? Whenever I struggle to accumulate knowledge, they will be cruel to me. Squeeze it clean until there is not a drop left."
"As for writing a book, I really don't have the energy right now!"
Both inside and outside the words are full of helplessness towards reality.
Ye Junlin: "..."
It's hard for me to evaluate your situation.
All I can say is, let’s make do with it!
"Come on, this prize belongs to you!" The shopkeeper said with a smile.
Ye Junlin took the bag, opened it subconsciously, and his face turned dark instantly, "Shopkeeper, are you right?"
"What the hell?" Li Wuzhe came over curiously and took a look, then said, "Damn, what a good thing!"
Hong Qianye also came over to take a look, and then retreated silently, with an intriguing expression on her face.
"Mr. Ye, what's inside?" Dongfang Mengyao noticed something was wrong and stuck her head out to look into the bag. Her face suddenly turned red, and she covered her face and took a few steps back.
The bag is full of animal parts, including cattle whip, deer whip, sheep whip, dog whip, horse whip...
Everything can play a role in aphrodisiac!
Nowadays, this big bag contains this stuff, so you can imagine how full it is!
The nian shopkeeper said kindly: "Sir, since we are in the Kingdom of Heavenly Maidens, we should know better than to speak secretly. A handsome man like you with extremely good looks needs the support of these good things."
"Look at me, little brother. When I was young, I was a well-known handsome young man from all over the country. Since I came to the imperial capital to work hard, I have been beaten to pieces in these years. In this dangerous place, the most valuable thing in our men's body is 놆Kidney!”
Obviously, when the shopkeeper saw Ye Junlin in 꿗, he seemed to recall his high-spirited self when he was young.
What's more, Ye Junlin is much more handsome than he was back then. When the shopkeeper thought about what happened to him later, he felt very sympathetic.
"Keep it for yourself, I don't need it."
Ye Junlin finished his sentence, decisively threw down his bag and turned around to leave.
Hearing this, the expressions of the girls were meaningful.
No need?
That’s very strong!
"Ye Gong, wait for me!"
Even Dongfang Mengyao was surprised and delighted by Ye Junlin's domineering behavior, and her heart was beating wildly.
I am full of absolute confidence in my abilities in that area!
Ye Junlin didn't know it yet, but his casual words made all the women extremely excited.
He just felt that this gift was so weird!
It doesn’t matter if you don’t accept it!
Looking at the retreating figure, the 꿗year shopkeeper sighed sadly: "Hey, I'm still too young."
At the same time.
The excitement in the imperial capital continues, even reaching a higher peak.
"Hurry, hurry, the float ceremony has begun!"
"I'm watching my little brother ride on the float!"
"In this year's float festival, I wonder which company is the most dazzling?"
"Every time this happens, there will be a rich woman who spends a lot of money to book a float for the man she likes most, and travel together in the imperial capital. Not to mention how beautiful the scene is!"
"Wow, these days, rich people get married eventually. Among us poor women, which boy is willing to choose us?"
…
Many beautifully dressed women were chatting away and looking forward to the upcoming float ceremony.
The Float Festival is the grandest festival in the Kingdom of Heavenly Lady.
At the last stage of this festival, various floats will appear. Women with strong financial resources will hire a float of their choice for their boyfriends, and then take advantage of this opportunity to ride the float together in the imperial capital. After arriving at the destination, the most popular The welcome male and female groups can board the Rainbow Bridge prepared by the organizer, overlook the entire imperial capital, and enjoy the endless scenery. It will also become the hottest topic in the Kingdom of Heavenly Maidens.
After all, being able to take a very handsome man on a float would make many girls watching the float ceremony envious.
To put it bluntly, this is a way of expression for those powerful women to satisfy their vanity!
People can only watch to satisfy their cravings, and then raise their pillows at night, and maybe have a good dream.
This way is so realistic!
"Is there a float to see?" Ye Junlin asked with interest after noticing the change in movement.
This was the first time for him to see this kind of local special festival.
Subconsciously, Ye Junlin wanted to take out the melon and silently treat him as a melon-eater.
"Ye Gong떚!"
Dongfang Mengyao's face turned red, and she mustered up her courage and said, "I, I want to invite you to ride on the float together!"
"Can I do it too?" Ye Junlin was stunned.
Dongfang Mengyao said quickly: "Of course you can, you are worth it!"
This is her first time taking the man she likes on a float.
"Okay, let me experience it."
Ye Junlin thought for a while and agreed.
Anyway.
Come all come.
"Really? Are you really willing to ride on the float with me?" Dongfang Mengyao didn't expect happiness to come so quickly, her eyes lit up with little stars, and she said in surprise.
"certainly."
Ye Junlin nodded, secretly wondering, why not just take a car to be so excited?
I am already a veteran driver!
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