Chapter 282: The thief is still alive
Chapter 282: The thief is still alive
Fan Wumian basically understands the routines of filming dramas.
Japanese dramas directly hit the body, Korean dramas directly hit the IQ, car accidents, amnesia, incurable diseases, domineering bosses, wall-banging, drunken confessions, etc., are all used in "The Lonely and Great God".
He always appears in front of the heroine played by Zhuang Muxi with the appearance of a cold god when she needs him most, saving the tiny heroine from danger.
The crew stayed in Yanjing for more than ten days and soon moved to Moscow for filming.
There is a scene in which Zhuang Muxi and her good friend Yang Mi go on a trip to Moscow and shiver in the snow.
Because they fell and were covered in dirt, the hotel manager sarcastically refused to let them in, saying that their untidy clothes would affect the hotel's image.
My passport and wallet were stolen and I had nowhere to go late at night.
Seeing that the best friend played by Yang Mi had a fever, Zhuang Muxi squatted in the hotel lobby and called Fan Wumian, asking him for help.
soon.
The hotel owner hurried downstairs in his pajamas.
Arriving at the hotel lobby, he waved his hand and said to the manager in a stern voice: “You are fired!!!”
Then he said respectfully to Zhuang Muxi:
"Congratulations! My hotel has just been acquired, and your husband offered me a price I couldn't refuse, Miss Zhuang? From now on, you will be the new owner of this 280-year-old hotel."
"He's not my husband. He just bought the hotel?"
"Of course, it's my honor. You Chinese rich people are really crazy. I still feel like I'm dreaming."
The hotel manager wanted to explain himself, but the boss called the security guard and threw him out.
Fan Wumian appeared in a flash on the snowy street, looking calm and composed.
After entering the hotel, I saw a painting on the wall, which showed Catherine the Great and him standing next to her.
After filming these scenes.
Female director Lin Fenyu rubbed her arms and said:
"The effect is so good that my hair stands on end. The audience will definitely enjoy watching this."
Fan Wumian said indifferently:
"The audience can't get access to these things in real life, so watching the show to satisfy their cravings will make them feel very refreshed."
After the crew finished work.
Fan Wumian took a car to the airport to wait for someone. Zuo Ziyan was carrying a small suitcase. When she saw him, she threw herself into his arms.
This time she took out four days of vacation and came here specifically for a vacation and date.
the other side.
The crew of "Lost on Journey" is also filming.
In the new plot, Xu Zheng was entertained by herdsmen. He heard that the rice wine was homemade and not very strong. He drank it without realizing it and had to sleep in the warehouse at night.
However, the next morning, someone threw a cigarette butt and set the warehouse on fire, and the door was locked.
Xu Zheng shouted for help for a long time, and Wang Baoqiang finally arrived.
There was really no other way, so they drove a manure truck and sprayed water inside. Xu Zheng had nowhere to hide. He vomited while yelling at him to open the door first.
This plot, added by Fan Wumian himself, made the entire filming set burst into laughter.
After Xu Zheng finally cleaned up, the crew struck while the iron was hot and continued filming.
Wang Baoqiang suggested, "Boss, we've been busy all day and haven't eaten anything, why don't we go get something to eat first?"
"vomit"
Xu Zheng got angry and said:
"I won't eat! Who would still be in the mood to eat after being sprayed with feces? At that time, I would rather be suffocated to death than have feces poured into my mouth by you. Do you know how pitiful, weak and helpless I was at that time? I opened my mouth to shout for help, but as soon as I opened my mouth, I vomited."
Wang Baoqiang said calmly:
"You opened your mouth and ate until you were full, so you're not hungry? Then I'll eat it myself later. It's just cow dung. It's a treasure. I work at a cattle farm. I burn dung cakes to cook in winter. I'm not a person who lives in a pit."
The words are not finished yet.
Xu Zheng picked up a mop and was ready to fight to the death with Wang Baoqiang.
The day.
The director continued filming.
In order to snatch back the red-skinned mutton-fat white jade that he accidentally picked up from a pimp.
Xu Zheng pretended to be a client and called the pimp's girl to meet him in a hotel. With a cigarette in his mouth, he talked a lot of truths and taught the young girl a lesson, saying that there were so many things she could do, but she had to do this kind of business.
The actress who guest-starred as the stage girl was none other than the hostess Suo Ni, who had just interviewed Fan Wumian.
Suo Ni has filmed many plays with his own resources. At this moment, he was lying on the bed in a seductive posture and asked:
"Brother, you didn't just take medicine, did you?"
"I've seen your situation many times. Clients often smoke and look out the window, telling me some great truths. I thought it was because you were under a lot of pressure in life, but later I found out that the medicine didn't work."
"It's okay, it's the little blue pill. I know a man whose family owns a pharmacy and he makes a lot of money from it. It's okay for me to wait for you, but I'll charge you for overtime, at least 100 yuan."
Xu Zheng immediately became angry when he heard this and asked:
"I can't? You say I can't? You must be kidding, I'm a real man!"
The host Suo Ni continued to lean on the bed, took out a handful of melon seeds from somewhere, and said while eating them:
"Yes, yes, brother, don't be angry. It's my fault for not knowing how to speak. I almost forgot that some people are only tough in their mouths."
Wang Baoqiang, who was hiding in the closet, couldn't help but burst out laughing after hearing this. "Who!?"
Suoni immediately stood up, opened the closet door in a hurry, and pulled Wang Baoqiang out.
Subsequently.
Suo Ni also held a cigarette in his mouth and joked:
"You two brothers look honest, but I didn't expect you to have so many tricks. I usually don't take jobs at the same time, but I've been unlucky lately and have lost a lot playing mahjong. At least I have to add 600 yuan."
After saying this line, she almost burst out laughing.
It was not until the break that the host Suo Ni said with emotion:
"What kind of lewd words are these? I don't think the movie will have a negative impact on my image after it's aired."
Xu Zheng shook his head and said:
"It's just acting. I think once this scene is broadcast, you might become famous, Miss Suo."
We are chatting here.
Huang Bo brought two large bags of baked mutton buns and said he would treat everyone to a snack, so he asked everyone to come and get some.
He had just finished his guest appearance in "Detective Di Renjie 2" and came to the "Lost on Journey" crew for a guest appearance.
This time Huang Bo plays a pimp, which is the last difficulty for the duo on their embarrassing journey.
Finish filming the hotel scenes first.
Xu Zheng and Wang Baoqiang successfully stopped Huang Bo and persuaded him on the rooftop to return the mutton-fat white jade as soon as possible and turn back.
I listened to Xu Zheng talking about a lot of big truths, such as thinking about the children and wife, thinking about parents and relatives, etc.
Huang Bo only replied:
"I don't have any of these, otherwise why do you think I do this? Brother, you are good at persuading people, but after listening to me, I feel like jumping right off."
This was also a later addition.
Anyway, the entire movie is already over two hours long, so the cost of multiple copies of film is unavoidable.
Thinking that the content would be sufficient, I crammed more jokes in there to make the whole story more exciting and complete.
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Moscow.
During the application process for filming, I unexpectedly received an invitation from local officials, hoping to help promote local attractions. They even provided a special fund, with a total amount of approximately US$6.
Only 19 years old this year, Fan Wumian sat like a minion during the negotiations in the Kremlin through an interpreter.
Originally, Zuo Ziyan could come or not.
However, the opportunity was rare, and she wanted to take a look around, so she accompanied Fan Wumian.
Afterwards, I visited the museum and admired the jeweled scepters, crowns, golden carriages, Fabergé eggs and the like, and indirectly got a glimpse of the afterglow of a vast empire.
at this time.
In the display case in front of her was a Fabergé egg. Miss Zuo was wearing a white down jacket with a high-necked sweater underneath. Her eyes were bright as she exclaimed:
"It's so beautiful. Not to mention the noble ladies in ancient times, even I like it. The workmanship is so exquisite."
Fan Wumian was also admiring it from a close distance and said:
"Are you hinting at me? The translator also said that nine Fabergé eggs were sold for a whopping $1 million last year. You can probably buy a replica at a nearby store."
Zuo Ziyan didn't do it.
She was in a particularly good mood and told me:
"If it really costs more than 10 million US dollars, I won't collect it. In terms of exquisiteness and beauty, the Golden Cup in the Wallace Museum in London is more beautiful. If it is made into a round shape, it will be similar to these small Easter eggs."
Lifting his legs and walking out, Fan Wumian put his hands in his pockets and said:
"Now that the prices have gone up, I feel that spending so much money to buy back the stolen items is like giving the robbers a huge ransom. I feel a bit cheated. I just agreed to shoot some tourism promotion scenes. I am considering how to modify the plot. I have some ideas, but I don't know if it is appropriate."
"Then tell me, I'll give you some advice."
"For example, I want to be topless and ride a bear in the middle of winter. I think the look is really cool and the poster will sell out."
After listening to Fan Wumian's words, Zuo Ziyan was stunned and asked:
"You think the bears here don't have enough food, so you offer them to us as food?"
"It's not that exaggerated. Many bears here have lived with humans since they were young and have relatively docile temperaments. I also want to film some scenes of taking Zhuang Muxi to the shooting range, playing with AKs, driving tanks, and throwing grenades."
".I think you want to play those yourself?"
Zuo Ziyan finished speaking and raised her hand silently:
"I'm one of them. If you don't take me with you, I'll get angry. I've seen a lot of natural and urban attractions since I was a child, but I've never been to a shooting range."
Taking advantage of the fact that there were no one around, Fan Wumian reached out and pinched her cheek, then said:
"No problem. I'll ask someone to help arrange it later. Since you're here, you can play a cameo role. If we ask the locals and the mainland to say hello, this kind of plot shouldn't be cut. By the way, do you think I can do a kissing scene?"
"Um!?"
After hearing this, Zuo Ziyan raised her eyebrows and looked at him, questioning:
"Well, you really have evil intentions. You want to use your power for personal gain and take advantage of others? Men who can breathe are really unreliable."
Fan Wumian pretended to be calm and replied:
"I just want to enhance the plot effect. Is it okay to use a borrowed angle to shoot?"
While Zuo Ziyan was speaking, she gestured with her fingers:
"That's fine. I need to supervise you on the spot. The distance cannot be less than one centimeter, otherwise you will become serious."
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(End of this chapter)