Chapter 292: Your Majesty, Zhou Bao is the most beautiful woman in the world

Chapter 292: Your Majesty, Zhou Bao is the most beautiful woman in the world

Chapter 292: Your Majesty, Zhou Bao is the most beautiful woman in the world
The time limit of the task is the same as that of a Mediterranean hairstyle, which is not too short, but not too long either.

two months.

What is more embarrassing is that, just like the previous task of cleaning the chicken farm, the system will not remind you when you encounter the task target around.

After all, it would be much easier if there was a target radar.

Last time, I was able to complete it quickly thanks to the help of my noble friend Song Luping.

Eh.

Thinking of this, Lin Li fell into deep thought.

Can I still use Brother Ping this time? Go on another autumn outing?
——Consolidation of knowledge points: Spring outing is for outing, so autumn outing is for combating pornography.

Although Xiling's chicken farm suffered a devastating disaster in September, a chicken farm, like the male protagonist in a hot-blooded anime, will never really fall down. It can stand up again by shouting about love and bond.

As long as Niu Niu is not eliminated, Niu Niu will never disappear.

There is no such thing as a day when you are truly defeated.

Song Luping has been out for a month now. Based on my understanding of him, as long as he has not been arrested again or left Xiling, he may have figured out a new map of the Xiling chicken farm.

Send him in for another fifteen days?
Lin Li took out his cell phone and switched to the secondary account.

In the friend request list, there was a friend request from seven days ago that was "anti." lying quietly - in the past month or so, he occasionally sent friend requests.

Because Lin Li's secondary account never changed its nickname and profile picture, Song Luping probably still had hope that Lin Li did not reject the request on purpose.

But it hasn’t been passed yet.

Lin Li looked at the task.

In the mission introduction, it is mentioned that "the only good thing you can do is to eliminate the foundation of the Hehuan monster."

Theoretically speaking, with this sentence in place, autumn outing should not be included in the limited scope.

But after all, it was not clearly written in the task.

Lin Li thought about it and decided to put this idea on hold. He hadn’t figured out how to contact Song Luping yet, so there was no time to rush.

If you still haven't found other ways to complete the task after half a month, go and give it a try, as if nothing else will do.

The girls also came back, and the five of them took a taxi back to the library to continue studying.

……

Nansang Library actually disappointed Xilingzhiguang Linli.

For a whole day, not a single criminal involved in petty crimes such as murder, rape, arson, shooting, and drug trafficking showed up, let alone someone that Lin Li could punish.

Even so, you still boast that it is one of the best libraries in Pingjiang City?
It’s really Puxin Hall, below.

Just like last time, we studied until around eight o'clock, when the library was about to close.

"Shall the four of us continue tomorrow?" Lin Li stood up after listening to the closing music and asked the "three people" opposite him.

"Sure, but why four? Who isn't coming?" Ding Sihan nodded, but seemed a little confused.

"Look, Bufan, let alone coming to study tomorrow, I'm afraid he won't even be able to stay awake," Lin Li raised his chin towards Bai Bufan.

Facing everyone's gaze, Bai Bufan nodded: "I have burned out, only snow-white ash is left. I can't continue to study. I need to go and relax."

Suppressing the urge to use the Flame Fist on Bai Bufan, Lin Li elbowed him and asked casually:

"Bufan, are you going to play at my house later, or should I go to the Internet cafe and open a computer for you?"

"In the Internet cafe, I play games and it makes a lot of noise. Your computer is in your room. I don't go to bed early, but you have to get up early tomorrow, so I won't torture you." Bai Bufan shook his head and said.

"But my house is quite big, I can show you around." Lin Li suddenly said in a roundabout way.

This is a reward for being a good dog.

"Then he can't go there at all." Bai Bufan said in horror. If he stayed in the same house with Lin Li, his chastity would be in jeopardy.

"Haha - okay, seriously, are you coming or not? I can sleep in the master bedroom. Compared to going to the Internet cafe, at least you can sleep in my bed when you are tired, and you don't have to wait for the school gate to open." Lin Li asked.

There is no turning back after staying up all night. There are a few points on the wall of Nansang that can be climbed, but the door downstairs of the dormitory is locked, so if Bai Bufan goes to the Internet cafe, he will have to wait until at least five or six in the morning to get back to the dormitory.

"It's better to go to the Internet cafe. It has a good atmosphere. As for being sleepy, you are looking down on me." Bai Bufan was very confident.

"That's fine." Lin Li agreed.

The five people went downstairs and found Chen Zhongping still waiting there. He looked at Chen Yuying eagerly and took her away.

"See you tomorrow."

"Bye-Bye."

"Hey, aren't you two going to the Internet cafe? Why are you still walking to school?"

After waving goodbye to Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu looked at Lin Li and Bai Bufan who were walking with her with some confusion.

"He has to put his schoolbag back to school first. He can't go to the Internet cafe with a bunch of textbooks." Lin Li first looked ahead and answered, then looked at Qu Wanqiu:
"Besides, it's night time now anyway. It's not safe for a girl like you to walk home alone at night. What if you encounter murder, rape, arson, shooting, or drug trafficking?"

"How bad must my luck be to encounter these criminals in Xiling! I have no grudges against them and it's impossible for me to offend them!"

"Maybe he's an indiscriminate killer."

Qu Wanqiu opened and closed her mouth, frowned, looked at Lin Li, and asked unconfidently: "Lin Li, why do you seem to be looking forward to it?"

"Haha, is it that obvious? Sorry." Lin Li apologized.

"You admitted it!? What's that? I just gave you some black stockings! Do you hate me so much?"

Qu Wanqiu walked behind Lin Li, kicked Lin Li's schoolbag with her leg raised high, and scolded him with a smile.

Bai Bufan, who caught the key words, looked over with wide eyes, and looked at Lin Li's trouser legs, suspecting that there were pants hidden inside his trousers.

"Just caring about you."

"How can you be so concerned? Besides, the library and the school are connected by a main road, so it's clearly visible. Who would dare to do something wrong?" Qu Wanqiu said speechlessly.

"Too."

Lin Li touched his chin when he heard this. Hmm, he now had some ideas on how to complete Task Three.

Since the criminals don't come to find you, why don't you go find them yourself?

……

Nansang Middle School.

Downstairs in the boys' dormitory, Lin Li frowned as he looked at Bai Bufan who ran out breathlessly, and asked in confusion:
"What took you so long to come down?"

"It's Wang Yuezhi's fault." Bai Bufan sneered, his voice full of hatred.

"What does this have to do with him?" Lin Li became even more confused after hearing this.

"Huh - I just realized I didn't bring my keys," Bai Bufan explained through gritted teeth:

"Then I went downstairs to ask the dorm manager for the key. After I got it, I went upstairs to open the door. Then I went downstairs again to return the key to the dorm manager. When I went upstairs again, hey! Guess what?
The door is closed!

When I was feeling red, Wang Yuezhi, who had just finished getting hot water, came over and gave me a warning when he saw me.

"Remember to close the door when you go out next time. I helped you this time, but you may not be so lucky next time."

Damn it, fuck! When I went to ask for the key for the second time, Auntie really looked at me like I was an idiot. Yes, yes, yes, that’s the look you’re giving me now. You imitated it so well. Lin Li, you also looked at me like that just now… No, no! Lin Li, what the hell does that look mean!”

Bai Bufan was so anxious when he talked about the latter part that he almost jumped over the wall.

"Wang Yuezhi is also good to you. If someone in school dares to steal takeout, there will be someone who dares to steal things. Let's go, let's go." Ignoring the barking of the dog behind him, Lin Li walked in front with a smile.

It seems that Wang Yuezhi really wants to win, and he even stayed in school.

It is also possible that he stayed there often, but Lin Li never noticed it.

Soon, the two found an Internet cafe, or rather a more upscale Internet cafe, not far from the school.

Unlike in the past when you had to go to a private room if you didn’t want to smell cigarettes, nowadays the cigarette smell is heavier in the private rooms of Internet cafes.

After all, if someone smokes in the hall and no one cares, they will be reported by other guests and punished severely. But in the private room, you can turn a blind eye.

Lin Li walked to the front desk and said, "Network Admin, I'm a new user. Please top up 100 yuan for me."

"Okay, wait a moment." The network administrator took the ID card and started the operation.

"There is 220 internet fees in it." Soon, the ID card was returned to Lin Li, along with a piece of paper: "And this is the password for your ID card, it is case sensitive."

The other party actually noticed Bai Bufan, but didn't care.

Just like just now, there was a customer who actually asked me if he could smoke in the private room. After I said no, he then asked why he saw others smoking in the private room.

Why? Because the other party didn’t ask.

"Buffett is also stupid. He has been struggling in the stock market for decades, and his average annualized return is only 120%. If this old guy put all his assets into the Internet cafe, wouldn't the rate of return be % directly?" Lin Li and Bai Bufan walked into the Internet cafe, wondering.

Bai Bufan: “…”

"You know how to make money. If you manage a fund in the future, tell me. I will follow you even if I sell my house."

"Has the landlord agreed?"

"Tell me about your battle record, and you'll agree."

"Okay," Lin Li nodded with a smile, then stopped and said, "Do you want a hall or a box?"

After activating your ID card at this Internet cafe, you can choose the computer yourself.

"Why does one person need a private room? It's a waste of money. The hall will be enough. Give me a six-yuan machine. The configuration is enough." Bai Bufan glanced at the price list and area map on the wall and said to Lin Li.

"Don't try to save money for me. I'll just give you a 15 yuan machine. That way, with the discount for overnight stay, the 220 yuan in the card will be enough for you to play until tomorrow morning. The extra money can be used to buy supper and breakfast." Lin Li waved his hand without giving any room for argument. The box smelled of cigarettes, so he chose a corner seat in the high-configuration area of ​​the hall.

While waiting for the machine to start up, he motioned Bai Bufan to sit next to him.

Looking at the wealthy Lin Li, Bai Bufan was not polite and just sighed with envy:
"It's great to be rich. Your wallet is now as full as Baowei's, but mine is as empty as Eri's. Life is so fleeting."

Lin Li: "?"

Lin Li turned his head to look at Bai Bufan and put his hand on his shoulder seriously: "Bufan, the headlight of my semi-trailer is broken. Can you help me stand in front and take a look when you are free later?"

"Wrong, wrong." Bai Bufan chuckled.

Lin Li was entering the password to turn on the computer. Bai Bufan had nothing to do, so he reached out and touched the keyboard of the unpowered computer in front of him. With a sinister look on his face, he shouted:

"Ah~ I touched JK's slit~ It's worthy of being an Internet cafe~ It feels so good~"

——Bai Bufan's fingers slid up and down between "J" and "K" on the mechanical keyboard, still using his middle finger and ring finger.

Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan as if he was an idiot and sighed deeply.

"Bufan, feel down there, there's a crack there."

"...Forget about it. It's not very polite." Bai Bufan knew this and responded with a smile.

"Then feel towards the upper left, there is still an 8u gap."

"Huh?" Bai Bufan was stunned. He looked down and saw that it really was there.

"If you touch the upper right corner, you can also touch the seam of the op."

Bai Bufan: “…”

"JK is now under siege from 8U and OP. His life is over then." Bai Bufan said with a smile.

The computer has been successfully turned on, and Lin Li stood up and gave up his seat:
"I'll leave your ID card here for now, in case the machine breaks down and you end up not being able to change it, which would be embarrassing. Remember to return it to me tomorrow."

"That's so heartwarming, brother. OK, don't worry. If someone is alive, the evidence is there. If someone is dead, the evidence is gone."

Bai Bufan was very touched. He put Lin Li’s ID card in his pocket and nodded heavily.

An ID card is actually a very magical thing. Although it is very important, sometimes it has been lost for half a year and the owner may not even realize it.

"Okay, take a look and see if there's anything else you need me to do. If not, I'll go home first."

"Okay, Lin Li, do you want to play games when you get home later?"

Bai Bufan had already started adjusting the sensitivity of the peripherals and asked casually while looking at the screen.

"Me? I should stop fighting. I will devote my limited time to an unlimited career." Lin Li shook his head and said.

Lin Li did have his own arrangements.

"Ah, I knew that a piece of trash like you can't be trusted. Then I'll ask them." Bai Bufan took out his cell phone and sent a message in the black group.

As a dog manager, he goes up and is like an @all staff.

It was quite impressive, and all the group members immediately replied "No fight".

Only Lin Li returned.

"What are you doing?" Bai Bufan was also impatient. He switched to WeChat and called directly, "Baowei! Playing games."

"No, it's my girlfriend's birthday today and I'm busy celebrating for her." Zhou Baowei's fat-pressed voice came from the other end of the phone.

Lin Li, Bai Bufan: “?”

Lin Li, who had been ready to leave with his schoolbag on his back after seeing that Bai Bufan was fine, was restrained by Zhou Baowei's words.

"Where the hell did you get your partner?" After returning to Bai Bufan, the two asked in unison.

"Lin Li? Why are you here too? Bufan, didn't you go back to school?" Zhou Baowei asked puzzledly after hearing Lin Li's voice.

"That's not important. First explain where the hell did you get a partner from? How the hell did you get a partner? When did it happen?" There was a lion hidden in Lin Li's voice.

"We met on Taobao last year," Zhou Baowei replied.

Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”

"Is her last name Chun?" Lin Li narrowed his eyes.

"Ah."

"Fuck you! It's just a masturbation cup. How can it be a birthday?" The two of them breathed a sigh of relief when they heard it, and then cursed with laughter.

“Isn’t there a production date on it?”

Zhou Baowei's voice of questioning came immediately, calm but firm.

In an instant, Lin Li and Bai Bufan’s brains froze.

Afterwards, the two felt the folds of their cerebral cortex being instantly smoothed and stretched, and there was a momentary relaxation, as if they were strolling in the Norwegian forest, and everything was relieved at once.

"Zhou Baowei is crazy."

"Fuck you."

But I can’t criticize it, this is a real birthday.

"So you really won't fight? Or what?" After laughing, Bai Bufan returned to the topic.

"I'm waiting for supper. I'm starving. Let's play after 12 o'clock. Will you be able to play then? The background is so noisy. Internet cafe?" Zhou Baowei asked.

"Okay, I'll stay up all night." Bai Bufan nodded.

"Baowei, give your mom a midnight snack. It's only nine o'clock now. Will you have another midnight snack at twelve o'clock? Will you have another midnight snack after three or four o'clock?"
Stop eating. If you continue to eat, what will you do if you can’t find the chicken one day? "

Lin Li smiled and attacked Zhou Baowei as usual.

As the saying goes, for a girl, if you can't see your toes when you look down, you are the most beautiful girl in the world.

But Sichuan said it better: for boys, if you lower your head and you can't see the tip of your penis, then you are the most beautiful in Chengdu! (If you lower your head and you can't see the tip of your penis, then you are the most beautiful in Chengdu).

There was silence on the other end of the phone.

"..."

"..."

"God damn it, you can't see the chicken when you look down!"

"Lin Li! Are you a human being when you say that? It's so horrible. I was so scared that I stood up and took a closer look. Fortunately, I can still see it."

After a while of rustling, Zhou Baowei's long sigh and angry voice came from the other end of the phone.

"You really fucking look—"

Lin Li and Bai Bufan both burst into laughter instantly.

Lin Li then asked with a smile:

"No, Baowei, you are still talking about dating. Do you know that if you keep eating, and you really have a girlfriend in the future, and you lie on her and let her get on top and move yourself, what will she say to you?"

"I don't want to listen! Shut up! Bufan, tear his mouth apart for me!" Zhou Baowei roared.

But it was too late—

"Your partner looked at you and said with an embarrassed look, "Brother Baowei, I can't sit here." "

When Juesha said this, there was a faint sound of breathing from both ends of the phone - Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei laughed after they understood what he said.

"Damn it, if I had known that Lin Li was on the other end of the line, I would not have answered the call. This bastard has a really poisonous mouth. I'm hanging up, Bufan, I'll find you later."

Zhou Baowei cursed with a smile, then hung up the WeChat call.

I went to take a shower to cool down.

Bai Bufan then made a few more calls, but some were already playing and had to finish first, or some were busy and couldn't come right away and had to wait a while.

"Forget it, forget it. I'll just play some single-player games first. Since Astro Robot is not playable, I'll play Sekiro. I still haven't finished it yet, so I might as well finish it today."

Bai Bufan didn't care. He opened Steam and looked at the large number of exclusive games in the list because he was in an Internet cafe, and then he said.

"Where have you been playing?" Lin Li asked curiously.

"I stopped playing Sekiro after one of his hands was chopped off." Bai Bufan said, turning his head while waiting for the page to load.

Lin Li: "..."

"So you haven't even finished the prologue yet, and you're playing a dam." Lin Li scolded with a smile, "Bufan, do you watch One Piece?"

"Look."

"Are you going to stop watching it after seeing Roger dead?"

"Yeah, isn't Roger the Pirate King? The protagonist is dead. I feel so sad and can't bear to watch it." Bai Bufan nodded with a smile.

"Reasonable."

Lin Li smiled and shook his head, then when he saw the game start, he curiously sat down and watched Bai Bufan play for a while.

When he saw the word "death" appearing in red more and more frequently on the screen, and Bufan's face turning red along with the screen, Lin Li stood up and decided to leave with satisfaction.

“No wonder netizens say that among the Souls games, Sekiro is not as good as Shadows Die Twice. There must be a reason. It’s set to an 8th-level difficulty, but I will clear it today.”

Bai Bufan opened B station and started searching for wheelchair tutorials, cursing.

[It’s the last day of the month, and the monthly pass is about to expire. ]

(End of this chapter)