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crackling-
The small piece of trash fell down again, interrupting Cheng Che's movements. A small black hand stretched out from the garbage pile and pushed the egg of the unknown creature into Cheng Che's arms. The voice was aggrieved and resentful, but it seemed to hide a little excitement of watching the fun, "I picked it up, hatch it!"
"I @￥#%&!" Cheng Che's lips moved, and he uttered a bunch of unbearable swear words with an expressionless face. His speech was so fast that it was almost impossible to catch it. Finally, he couldn't stand it anymore, "I'm a man, I hatch eggs?! Why don't you hatch them? Is it because you can't cuckoo?!"
After the words fell, the black palm paused.
"Cuckoo?!"
Aha, it’s bad enough that he can’t make the “ha” sound, but now he can’t even make the “ying” sound!
Extra 3:
early morning.
Cheng Che turned over, wrapped the quilt tightly around him skillfully, reached out to grab the pillow beside him, and planned to change direction and take another nap.
Unexpectedly, the hand that reached out touched something strange.
Cheng Che's heart skipped a beat and he opened his eyes.
"what?"
"what!"
"what--"
Cheng Che suddenly flipped over from the bed, hugged the quilt and hid at the foot of the bed, his face full of disbelief, "Tell me how you ended up in my bed! Ahhh——"
On the other side of the big bed, a man with long black hair sat cross-legged, looking up at Cheng Che with a puzzled look in his eyes, "I was just about to ask if you were talking about something again. I was just about to do a puzzle and you came here for no reason..."
He is still curious!
At the side, another man reached out and loosened the buttons of his shirt with a playful smile on his face, "Cheche, you're sleeping so soundly, it makes my heart flutter——"
"Don't be tempted." Cheng Che stretched out his hand to interrupt someone's flirting, hugging the quilt with a calm face, "Both of you stop talking, let me put on my clothes first."
Cheng Che stretched out his foot and kicked Su Ming, then raised his chin to the side and said, "Brother, give me my clothes."
Su Ming glanced at Cheng Che, reached out and took a sealed bag of clothes from the windowsill next to him and handed it to him, "Get up quickly, I'm hungry."
"I'm hungry too..." Tang Muqing sighed slightly, and hung on Su Ming as if he had no bones. He stretched out his hand to hold Su Ming's waist and squinted his eyes, "Boss Su, don't you miss me at all after not seeing me for a long time?"
As he spoke, Tang Muching moved his hands and held the waist of a certain long-haired man in his arms, his eyes filled with gentle teasing.
Su Ming lowered his eyes and met a pair of light brown eyes, "I can kick you eight hundred miles with one kick, please consider it."
"How boring." Tang Muqing muttered, getting up from the bed, "Hey... I woke up from a good sleep and found myself on Cheche's bed with you. I thought I was about to open the door to a new world..."
At this point, Tang Muching turned around, looked at Su Ming and Cheng Che and sneered, "Ah, it's just that we grew up together and are a little too familiar with each other, otherwise..."
Haha, there are no bones left after chewing them earlier.
Tang Muching narrowed his eyes and looked at the furnishings in the room, confirming that his adopted brother was alive and well after his inexplicable disappearance.
He reached out and opened the closet, trying to find something that would be enough to change out of his pajamas without hiding his charm.
Before Tang Muqing could make any move, a huge force came from behind him. The young man suddenly jumped up from the bed after changing his clothes and hung behind him. A furry head pressed against his cheek, and his voice was full of joy, "Brother Tang!"
Tang Muqing:...
"You should be aware of your weight. I'm thirty years old..." Tang Muching sighed heavily and fished out a few clothes that didn't look like Cheng Che's style from the corner of the closet. "Go down quickly and wear them as pendants on your brother Su."
Cheng Che shook his head, let go of his hand and stood on the ground. After taking a look at his clothes, he turned to look at Su Ming, his light amber eyes full of surprise, "Brother!"
"Don't." Su Ming shook his clothes to make them smooth, his eyes swept across the furnishings in the room, and finally stopped at the jar filled with stars on the table.
He took a look and couldn't help but look at Cheng Che with a smile, "Come on, tell me, what bad things have you done again?"
Cheng Che took a step back, expressionless, "I played too much when I first crossed over, and accidentally stabbed a few people, but I secretly sent them medical expenses afterwards, and I even drew a Buddha statue to repent."
Su Ming nodded suddenly, but was interrupted when he was about to say something.
"boom--"
The bedroom door was pushed open heavily, and two women and one man appeared at the door, saying anxiously, "Cheng Che, what are you calling? Are you destroying the train again—"
The girl's chattering voice suddenly stopped, and her worried eyes instantly turned into confusion and shock.
"You—" San Yue Qi pointed at the three men in the room with a shaking hand, his voice shocked, "Where did these people sneak onto the train?"
"Hi." Tang Muqing greeted with a smile, his face extremely gentle, "Cheche's brothers are here to visit him, please take care of him."
Xing took a step back, eyes full of horror, "Cheng Che...you...you have strong genes in your family..."
Look at these ones, they are tall and have long legs, and although the expressions on their faces are different, they are all equally good-looking.
……
Ten minutes later, the train crew sat on the sofa, staring blankly at the fearless and coquettish Little Crow being interrogated one after another, without showing any dissatisfaction at all.
After the interrogation, Cheng Che pressed his face against Su Ming's shoulder and used his clothes to cover his face, "Brother, you are still alive."
"What are you talking about? Are you happy that I'm dead?" Su Ming sighed slightly, raised his eyes to meet Tang Muqing's, stretched out his hand to hold the back of Cheng Che's head and rubbed it, "You have seen the Wings of Wind, haven't you? Try to come to me, I will take you to touch Zhongli's hair and tie it into a bun, and then let Brother Tang take you to Hoho Gin, how about it?"
Cheng Che held Tang Muqing's hand tightly in his and refused to let go. He leaned on the sofa with a speechless look on his face, "You are so grown up and you are still crying. I must have beaten you less when you were a child..."
"Why didn't you try so hard to come to me? Walter is here."
After a long time, Cheng Che finally moved away from Su Ming's shoulder and looked at Tang Muqing calmly, "Forget it. Even if you have advanced in technology, you can't find us. You can only wait."
Tang Muching reached out and ruffled Cheng Che's hair, smiling very gently, "You'd better not come. You shameless guys without wives, don't come and mess with my retirement life."
"Oh, you haven't either." Cheng Che was unmoved. He looked up and met the surprised, shocked and bewildered looks of the train crew.
Cheng Che paused, then spread his hands calmly, "Forgive me, I'm only nineteen."
What's wrong with crying?!
He is nineteen years old and still a baby. Who can't snuggle into his brother's arms and cry for a while!
"You..." Xing raised his hand, "Please."
It’s not that I think there’s anything wrong, I just feel that Cheng Che will kill people to silence them when he wakes up.
"We don't know when we will go back yet, Cheche, can you take us for a walk?" Tang Muching reached out and rubbed Cheng Che's cheek, smiling and saying, "I am also interested in beauties from other worlds. Look at you crying, if you don't know, you would think I did something to you."
"Okay." Cheng Che stretched out his foot and hooked a nearby trash can in front of him, with a calm face, "Then go in, I'll take you around."
Su Ming turned his head silently and stared at the trash can without saying a word.
Tang Muqing's smile froze, "You... haven't emptied the trash can yet?"
"Go in." Cheng Che was refreshed and serious, "Although I don't have a dust song pot, I have a trash can."
Carry it on your back and anchor the boundary!
Su Ming took out a small teapot from his bosom and put it into Cheng Che's hand. He was speechless and said, "Brother, you are too pitiful."
Cheng Che raised his eyes, eagerly, "Send it to me?"
"Lend it to you." Su Ming spread his hands and smiled gently, "No need to send it as a gift."
To be continued~~~
Chapter 378 No.
In the camp set up for the holiday, everyone sat in silence around an egg.
No patterns, no energy, no breath.
It seems like an ordinary goose egg.
Cheng Che propped up his chin and looked at the egg in front of him, his eyes filled with speechlessness.
Before traveling through time, you were a child who took care of children, and after traveling through time, you became a person who had to take care of children.
"So... what race is it?" Cheng Che finally asked, his voice full of speechlessness. If the little black hand appeared now, Cheng Che might punch it back into the lair of some fun god.
Dan Heng, who had transformed into a human form, shook his head and frowned slightly, "I can't tell, but there are too many galaxies in the Milky Way, and the information collected by the think tank or even the Interstellar Peace Company is not all."
Dan Heng reached out his hand and touched the egg hesitantly, trying to find some information from it.
"hiss--"
Dan Heng shrank back suddenly, lowered his eyes and saw a blister on his finger. It looked like...
Dan Heng's nose twitched, and he looked away, looking at the steaming egg with a puzzled expression, "Hot?"
At this point, Dan Heng looked at Cheng Che, "Aren't you hot?"
If he saw correctly, Cheng Che was just casually holding the egg and questioning the thing with the little black hands.
"It's not hot." Cheng Che stretched out his hand and picked at the egg. It didn't seem to be a problem at all. "I was wondering...what kind of pleasure can this egg bring to Him?"
Fun does not necessarily mean laughter. To a happy life, there are accidents, coincidences, and even pain.
Cheng Che weighed the egg, and after thinking for a long time, he couldn't help but ask, "When the Black Tower asked me to participate in the simulated universe, he told me some news. He... He was involved in the breeding at that time. He could have thought it was fun, but I think it is more likely that He may have something he needs to do."
As a person of fun, although he looks fun, he is still very responsible in some things.
Yalilo 6 now seemed to be just a place for Sambo to stay, although it was for fun, it also pushed the train group's actions.
Then the original joy mixed with breeding might be that on the one hand, they were having fun, and on the other hand, they felt that breeding everywhere was a bit disgusting, so...
What now?
Joy fixed his eyes on him, and inexplicably gave him an egg, and forbade him to eat it, which meant that this Joyful Star God might not be chasing him just for fun.
Cheng Che shook the egg in his hand and looked up at the dark night sky. "Come out, let's talk."
The sky hadn't changed at all, as if a certain star god who had been watching from the dark had left.
"You let Him out? I don't want Luofu anymore?" Jing Yuan finally couldn't help but speak. He glanced at the messy mountain of garbage piled next to Cheng Che, and his voice was full of fatigue. "The little bit of power just now was enough to alert us. If He comes out again..."
Not to mention whether Luofu can withstand the appearance of the Star God. Even if it can, won’t those who are chasing the Star God’s footsteps drown Luofu?
Not to mention others, even if the people from the tavern came over one by one, Luo Fu would be in trouble. After all, General Shen Ce could not fully predict what troubles the fun people could cause.
“It’s okay to just dream about it…” Cheng Che sighed, threw the egg away, and muttered with a gloomy face, “If you don’t want to come out, then don’t come out. You want me to raise eggs for you for no reason? No way! I can even chew on star cores, and I don’t believe that I can’t chew on an egg. Even if I can’t chew it, don’t even think about it. Just keep clucking in the universe, and wait for me to come to your door and chew off all your masks…”
"You just threw it over here. If someone didn't know, they would think you had a illegitimate child. Aren't you afraid that I would take action?"
"I'm so annoyed. If you have the guts, throw me a wife. If you don't blow her up, I'll recognize you as the boss!"
……