Chapter 294 People who meet will meet again, fate brings us together
Chapter 294 People who meet will meet again, fate brings us together
"That's right! I'm talking about you! Put down your weapons immediately and obey our orders, otherwise we will take all necessary measures!"
The leading demon-suppressing envoy confirmed Lin Li's statement and continued to urge him.
“But I was the one who called the police.”
Lin Li put away the stick and retracted it into a small piece, which was short and cute. He put it back inside his clothes and gave the Demon Suppressor an innocent explanation.
Baka, I am a good citizen.
Demon Suppression Envoy: “?”
"What? It was you who called the police?" The Demon Suppressor turned his head and glanced at Lin Li slightly, confirming with some disbelief.
"Yes, the last number of the police call is 9749. It matches, right?"
Lin Li missed Yang Liang a little. If it were him, he would definitely understand what he meant, right?
But there was really no need for him to travel far away to work overtime in the middle of the night, so Lin Li contacted the 110 front desk.
It’s better not to tell Yang Liang this bad news, let him have a good weekend.
"So…you're saying that you were the victim of a robbery?"
Seeing that Lin Li really had no intention of escaping, the Demon Suppressor put away his stun gun, but his face was still full of disbelief.
He first pointed at Lin Li slowly and doubtfully, then pointed at the four guys on the ground, and said in an erratic voice:
"These four...are the robbers who came to rob you?"
"Of course, isn't it obvious at a glance? How could I rob four of them by myself?" Lin Li spread his hands.
Demon Suppression Envoy: “?”
How the hell can you tell this at a glance? !
Yan Aosong really wanted to roar at Lin Li’s face.
These four buddies, some were injured, some were wailing, some were in disarray, and they all looked at him expectantly.
It seems like they are looking forward to the arrival of our Demon Suppression Bureau more than you are!
No matter how the hell you look at it, it seems like they are the victims, right?
"Get up, you're not allowed to sleep here."
Lin Li stepped forward and kicked the yellow-haired guy several times, with just the right amount of force to confuse him without causing any brain damage.
To be honest, Lin Li didn’t know whether these guys were a bit useless or whether he was really a capable half-immortal cultivator.
I didn't do much at the beginning, I just used the "Invisible Sword" and "Duck Blood Bottle" to mess up these four.
Later, when he went up, he knocked down the four of them with almost no effort.
Except for the two magic weapons, no other abilities were used.
Even the most basic [Charge] was useless, let alone anything else. It was much easier than expected.
Perhaps, as one grows older, the efficiency of using magic weapons becomes higher and higher, and using them against mortals is already a dimensionality reduction attack.
Alas, maybe this is the invincible loneliness.
Originally, Lin Li and all the other young players had no chance to perform the one-second six-stick technique that they had learned so hard.
As a loyal boy, Lin Li memorized the mantra:
Elbow strikes open your airways, electric batons restore your heartbeat, law enforcement has warmth, batons are swung with force, feet are raised with accuracy, hands are raised with height, punches are swung with angles, every stick has an attitude, things are done with grace, and thoughts are thought with depth.
One stick hits the mouth to prevent it from begging for mercy, two sticks hit the legs to prevent it from escaping, three sticks hit the brain to prevent it from thinking, and the remaining sticks are all used to hit the birds.
pity.
Yan Aosong: “…”
Now Lin Li's action of stepping forward and kicking these four people in the waist made Yan Aosong feel even more that Lin Li was the bully.
Go against Tiangang.
Yan Aosong had a headache, but he nodded as politely as possible and pointed to his car to Lin Li:
"No matter what, please get in the car first. Whether you are the victim or the perpetrator, you must come back with me to make a statement first."
"no problem."
Lin Li had used all the tricks to torture the Demon Suppressor on Yang Liang before. He had experienced it before, so he had no regrets. This time, he was very cooperative and followed the instructions and walked over.
When Yan Aosong approached the four people with yellow hair, the yellow hair suddenly rolled and crawled in front of him, and said in a crying voice:
"Police! You have to stand up for us. This guy is the one who is crying thief. He beat us up! That's fine! He even wants to throw dirty water on us!"
"This guy is a psychopath, absolutely. A few of us passed by here and saw him squatting alone. We thought he was feeling unwell, so we went up to him to ask if he was okay, but he suddenly pulled out a stick and started beating us!
After beating us up, he called the police to frame us! He did this on purpose. Think about it, if he was a normal person, how could he carry a stick with him when he went out! ! "
Lin Li, who was already preparing to get on the bus, turned around after hearing this narration with a slightly forced smile on his face.
Huang Mao's three younger brothers, after being stunned for a moment, immediately nodded with light in their eyes:
"Brother Police, this is what happened. This man definitely has a serious tendency towards violence. He beat people indiscriminately and even wanted to frame them after beating them! I even stabbed him with a knife!!"
"Yeah, yeah, look at us, do we look like robbers?"
"He just saw that there was no surveillance camera or passers-by here, so he deliberately waited here to beat someone up! You must catch the right person!"
The four of them cooperated quite well, and their rapid-fire remarks immediately filled Yan Aosong's eardrums.
Yan Aosong frowned when he heard this.
It is impossible to believe it completely. After all, judging from their facial expressions and behaviors, these four people are completely local hooligans and are frequent visitors to the Demon Suppression Bureau.
It's normal if it's really robbed.
However, cases cannot be handled based on appearance. In this situation where there is no surveillance and no witnesses, although it is very small, there is indeed the possibility that Lin Li is a violent pervert who deliberately disguises himself as a victim here, finds a random target to vent his anger on, and then calls the police.
"Come back with me and we'll find out if we check. These four people should be separated into two groups."
So Yan Aosong signaled to his subordinates.
We can interrogate these four people separately to see if their testimonies are consistent. So in order to prevent collusion, it is necessary to escort them separately now.
Huangmao also realized this, and quickly turned around and kept looking at his younger brothers, trying to convey a message.
"Good plan."
Lin Li's sudden voice startled Yan Aosong.
Turning around, he saw that the kid had come to his side without him noticing when, but Yan Aosong, who had been a demon-suppressing master for many years, didn't notice it at all.
Lin Li was looking at Huangmao with a smile at this moment.
This guy is good at throwing dirty water, but to be honest, this is his best solution in this situation.
If successful, you can avoid jail time.
"Do you think that without surveillance and passers-by, you can make up whatever you want?" Unfortunately, Lin Li was prepared.
"But sorry, this road is actually monitored."
Lin Li reached into his pocket and took out a sports camera. He showed it to Yan Aosong and Huang Mao and said with a smile:
"Look what this is? Excuse me, I also brought a law enforcement camera, different brand, same effect, uncle, mine is DJI, what brand is yours?
Although I didn’t capture the entire scene because it was placed inside clothes, the sound and other things were recorded clearly, which is enough to restore the truth.”
Yan Aosong and Huang Mao: “?”
At this moment, all the demon suppressors and thugs present turned their eyes to Lin Li.
Why on earth would a robbery victim have a victim recorder on him?
Six hundred and sixty-six. Salt is no longer salty.
The yellow hair became even redder and warmer.
How can you play like this! You are so shameless!
Huangmao, who had just reacted, was furious. He pointed at Lin Li and trembled all over.
After a while, the emotion suddenly burst out, and the yellow-haired man yelled:
"A sting operation! This is a sting operation! You planned all of this! We have fallen into your trap! You vicious bastard! This is all your conspiracy! Please understand! You must understand, comrade!"
In a way, he was right.
"Why... do you usually carry this thing?" Yan Aosong couldn't help but ask, avoiding the yellow-haired guy who wanted to hug his thigh.
"I have depression. Others say that I am very suitable to be a top 100 UP host in the lifestyle area. I was just planning to shoot a daily vlog today." Lin Li explained.
Yan Aosong: “…”
Your mother.
Do not believe.
……
But no matter whether Yan Aosong believed it or not, the moment the camera was taken out, the right and wrong were clearly revealed.
Based on the content in the camera, Huangmao and his gang admitted the fact of robbery under Yan Aosong's interrogation.
He just kept saying that he was victimized by villains, that the villains were too sinister and cunning, that the robbery was not their plan and was not their original intention, and so on.
It's a pity it's useless.
Robbery is not something that will result in you spending half a month in detention.
Although the attempt failed, the Demon Suppression Division and the victim also took effective countermeasures, so a lighter sentence is certain. Although it won't take three to five years, he will have to stay in prison for half a year or a year.
As for the traitor, he has now arrived at the gate of the Demon Suppression Bureau with Yan Aosong.
Lin Li had a smile on his face.
[Keep up the good work... Punish the evil practitioners who attempted to commit crimes and evil deeds, at least eight cases (1/8)]
This time, although the mission was not completed as soon as he got into the police car like last time, this prompt popped up to Lin Li when the interrogation was about halfway through.
Lin Li believed that the node that led to this situation should be the specific time when the Demon Suppressors confirmed their mission goal of stopping the punishment, which was an undisputed evil practice.
The time is harmless. What’s important is that the number can change from 0 to 1, which means that Lin Li’s idea is correct.
Fishing enforcement is also law enforcement. Then, the task becomes clear all of a sudden.
——Continue to participate in the game and you will have a chance to win.
It can also be regarded as a tribute to the Hehuan Sect and a commemoration of Xiaojing and Feifei.
"Follow-up, if there is anything that requires you to testify or pass on information to me, I will contact you again?" Yan Aosong patted Lin Li's shoulder and said.
Through the conversation just now, Yan Aosong and Lin Li have exchanged names and added each other as WeChat friends to facilitate subsequent contact.
"Okay, Uncle Yan." Lin Li nodded.
"By the way, Xiaolin, it's right that you have a sense of self-defense, and it's not illegal to carry a telescopic baton with you. However, since you carry these weapons with you, you must pay attention to the strength of your defense."
Yan Aosong asked with concern:
"What the gangster said is correct. If something serious happens and you have weapons prepared in advance, you may be considered to have planned it legally. You cannot escape responsibility, or it will be very troublesome.
Since you are carrying a weapon, it is easy for you to be considered to have engaged in excessive self-defense.
As for what my uncle means by saying this to you, it is not to tell you to stop carrying weapons for self-defense from now on. It is absolutely correct to have a sense of self-defense, but you should pay attention to the strength of your counterattack. If the other party admits defeat, don't continue fighting.
It's okay this time, but next time if you don't stop and beat someone up, you might be asked to pay compensation, wouldn't that be a disgrace?"
Yan Aosong looked kind.
Hearing this, Lin Li pinched his chin and nodded slowly, his brows furrowed.
Yan Aosong made this reminder entirely out of good intentions.
After all, that's the fact.
When you encounter danger, if you use the dagger in your pocket to kill the murderer rather than smashing the murderer to death with a stone on the roadside, the possibility of the former being judged as excessive self-defense is definitely much greater than the latter.
As long as it is a weapon, there will be this tendency.
"Uncle Yan."
Lin Li's eyes suddenly lit up. He had an extremely clever idea and looked at Yan Aosong, eager to share it.
"Huh? What's wrong?" Yan Aosong looked at Lin Li.
"What if I bring a fake bulldog with me for self-defense?" Lin Li asked.
"What?" Yan Aosong didn't hear clearly.
"I feel a 20-30 cm long fake zhe should be as powerful as a telescopic baton."
Lin Li stretched out his hand, grasped the air, and demonstrated his stick skills in front of Yan Aosong.
Yan Aosong: “(；☉_☉)?”
"What the hell?!"
Yan Aosong asked again in a loud voice.
——In fact, his ears had heard it clearly, but his brain insisted that his ears didn’t hear it clearly and asked him to listen again.
"It's the fake thing, this one." Lin Li was very patient and poked the air with his hand.
"Don't point randomly!!" When Lin Li repeated it three times, Yan Aosong was finally sure that he had heard it correctly.
Yan Aosong looked at Lin Li with an extremely complicated expression: "You..."
"Uncle, look, if I carry this thing with me, first of all, it is not a weapon by definition. If someone asks me, I will say that I use it myself, so there is no possibility of deliberately carrying a weapon.
Second, as long as you buy hard ones, or soft ones, they are all very powerful, and can be used to beat people and cause mental harm, which is enough to deter those who want to harm me. "
Lin Li felt that he was simply a genius, having perfectly solved the Arnold-like contradiction of needing weapons but not being able to have them.
My head is concave.
"Wait, wait, I'll take my time."
However, in response to Lin Li's speech and logic, Yan Aosong chose to lean against the wall and take a rest.
It was tragic that Lin Li encountered a robber tonight, but was it not so good for Yan Aosong? He encountered a rape criminal tonight - his brain was raped.
"Theoretically, yes, that's the case." After a long while, Yan Aosong stammered, "But, but I think Lin Li, why don't you just take this stick with you? Just be careful with the strength. The stick is pretty good..."
"No, no, no, you are right. I will change my self-defense weapon when I get back. I should do as you said! Thank you, Uncle Yan. Your idea and suggestion are great!"
But Lin Li couldn't listen anymore. He sincerely thanked Yan Aosong.
"No!" Yan Aosong responded instantly, his eyes widened:
"Don't talk nonsense. I didn't teach you to do this. This is all your own idea. If someone asks you, you can't say that your uncle told you to do this. Please don't!"
If anything happens, don't expose your master.
"Uncle, it's not right to remember the person who dug the well when you drink the water." But how could Lin Li do that?
As I said, Lin Li is a disciple of General Quan, so he must be grateful for that.
Yan Aosong: “…”
But what you did was not digging a well, but leaving your hometown. If the villagers knew that I ordered you to leave the well, they would definitely scold me to death.
"There's really no need for that. There's really no need for that." Yan Aosong insisted.
"Okay." Lin Li expressed some regret about this.
Yan Aosong breathed a sigh of relief, great, he had escaped danger.
He now only hoped that no more blind people would try to rob Lin Li. He learned from Huangmao and others that this kid's fighting ability was top-notch, and he was described as being particularly ferocious and terrifying, and even said to be able to perform witchcraft.
There is definitely some exaggeration, but it proves that Lin Li is indeed not weak.
Come to think of it, one against four, and one of the four was holding a knife, so he was a complete winner. No matter how you think about it, he couldn't be weak.
But now, Yan Aosong couldn't imagine how terrifying the power would be if Lin Li, who possessed such strength, held a 30-centimeter dragon in his hand to whip people.
Just thinking about it... this is fucking pornographic.
My mind is full of mosaics.
therefore.
"In the future, don't go to places like Laoyou Road alone at night, and don't show off your wealth, it's very dangerous.
Besides, your home is in Ruiyun, how did you get here so late at night? Come on, I'll take you home first."
Yan Aosong was very worried that Lin Li would come up with some outrageous ideas inspired by him. For his own good and that of other robbers, after persuading him, he indicated that he could send him back first.
"Okay uncle, but you don't have to take me home. Just take me back to Laoyou Road." Lin Li nodded and shook his head.
"Ah? Why are you going back there?" Yan Aosong was a little confused.
Of course, there is still plenty of time tonight, so we have to continue fishing.
"Of course it's because I came here by bike, and my bike is still there. I can't just leave it there." Lin Li also had a reasonable reason.
"Oh, okay. Then I'll take you back there first." Yan Aosong suddenly realized.
With the assistance of Yan Aosong, Lin Li returned to Xiling Gotham.
"Is the car big? If it's not big, put it in the trunk. I'll take it in the car and then take you home." Yan Aosong asked politely before Lin Li got out of the car.
"It's quite big and can't be folded, but thank you for your kindness, uncle." Lin Li was telling the truth.
"Okay, then go home quickly and don't stay here. It's not safe."
"Okay Uncle Yan."
"I'm leaving."
"Goodbye Uncle Yan~"
Yan Aosong nodded and drove away. He saw from the rearview mirror that Lin Li was watching him go away and waving.
Putting aside the idea of the fake cow, this child is still very polite and well-behaved.
But.
If nothing unexpected happens in this case, the area where this child lives has almost nothing to do with me, and there will probably be no chance for me to meet him again.
But life is always like this.
We met in a hurry and parted in a hurry, and we are just passers-by in each other's lives.
Take care, my dear Lin Li.
……
Take care of your mom.
In life, you never know which will come first, tomorrow or an accident.
11:23 pm on November 2nd.
——The thirty-seventh minute when Yan Aosong and Lin Li parted.
Whether in an abstract or concrete sense, Yan Aosong's tomorrow has not yet come.
but.
Old Friend Road.
Yan Aosong, who had left and returned, had his mouth twitching and gnashed his teeth.
"Lin Li, what a coincidence, we meet again."
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I'm asking for monthly tickets at the beginning of the month.
(End of this chapter)