Chapter 297 Enthusiastic Senior Tom
Chapter 297 Enthusiastic Senior Tom
The damn guy finally left...
Listening to the hurried footsteps receding in the corridor, the young man with a lazy look on his face slumped his shoulders and let out a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, I reacted quickly and used all my strength to force a 66% evasion rate, otherwise I would have been caught by him and asked to help.
According to the probability given by the dice, as a member of the Virgin Branch of the Cleanup Bureau, as long as you are involved in this incident of the Scale Gold Cult, the probability of being besieged is 66%, the probability of going on a killing spree is also 66%, the probability of fighting a fatal battle with the Holy Spirit is still 66%, and the probability of even encountering a true God is also the maximum 66%!
Fortunately, if you are involved in this incident, the probability of being seriously injured is almost zero, because the mortality rate of those involved in this incident is a fucking 99%!
Looking at the two six-sided dice on the table that were turned upside down to form the shape of "6", Tom, still frightened, stood up from behind the door, patted a tied-up dumpling next to him, and said with relief on his face:
"Jerry, we have escaped a disaster again this time."
"Ngh! Ngh! Ngh!"
"Don't be so ungrateful, I'm saving you!"
Looking at his good brother who was glaring at him angrily with his mouth stuffed with the window cleaning rag, and the golden retriever who was also tied up tightly beside his good brother, Tom couldn't help but reveal a trace of misunderstood sadness on his still handsome face, and then he took out the rag reluctantly.
"Bah! Damn you! Tom! Damn you!"
After spitting out the dust and hair in his mouth, Jerry, whose tongue was free again, opened his mouth and cursed twice from the bottom of his heart, and then angrily said with an annoyed look:
"You f*cking said you needed my help, but all you did was sneak attack your father, tie him up and lock him up?"
"I told you I was saving you, but I was in a hurry and didn't have time to explain to you."
Sitting down next to Jerry, Tom explained seriously:
"Did you see that new guy looking for help? If I hadn't caught you, he would have taken you there to be a soldier, and you would never come back!"
"so serious?"
Seeing that Tom didn't seem to be joking, Jerry couldn't help but be shocked, and then he said doubtfully:
"Isn't the maximum probability of your dice only 66%? How can you know that there is no return?"
"Because '66%' and '66%' are also different!"
Pointing to the two dice on the table with the number 6 facing up, but the '6' was upside down, Tom said with a lingering fear:
"You see it's 66% now, but 66 turned upside down is 99%. The probability represented by the two dice now is the probability of death after being involved. So do you understand why I tied you up now?"
"..."
After listening to Tom's explanation, Jerry couldn't help but open and close his mouth twice, and then he said with a complicated look in his eyes:
"Where are they? Now he and Emma are involved. If you use the probability you got, then they must be..."
"Just take care of yourself!"
After rolling his eyes at his good brother, Tom said unhappily:
"Emma is amazing! Not only does she have the strongest immortal body below the god level, she also has the [Coffin of the Dead] that connects to the world of the dead. Few people understand death better than her. Even if she really dies, she can try to run back. As for that Leon..."
Thinking about the black-haired, black-eyed, thin figure with multiple wings behind him that he saw during the dice calculation, Tom couldn't help but shudder slightly, feeling as if someone was watching him from the dark. Apart from anything else, that person's future is starting to be a true god, and he seems to be stronger than the director at his peak. There is a probability that such a person will die midway, but it is definitely much smaller than his own, so it is not his turn to worry about him.
"Don't worry about Leon... He has a lot of cards in his hand, so he should be able to get through it. In a situation where we are doomed, they can still struggle a little longer."
After giving an ambiguous answer, Tom reached out and patted his good brother's arm, and taught him earnestly:
"There's a proverb in the kingdom across the sea, 'The steak is only big enough if the plate is big enough.' With our abilities, we can't handle this situation, so we shouldn't just follow them and make do with them. We don't want to cause trouble for them and even lose our lives.
There is also a proverb in the kingdom across the sea: 'Destiny comes first, luck comes second, where you live comes third, helping others and making friends comes fourth, and reading more comes fifth.'
My understanding of this proverb is that people should believe in fate. If fate has destined you to get a certain result, then no matter how hard you try, it will be useless... Hmm? Why do you keep looking behind me? "
Following his brother's gaze, Tom looked behind him and met the surprised face outside the window. He couldn't help but shiver, and then instinctively looked at the dice on the table.
As expected, a barely detectable layer of black air was lingering on his two dice. The "bad luck" trait that he had acquired due to revealing too much about the future had just quietly taken effect...
Bah! This damn fate!
……
"Senior Tom! I'm coming in!"
With the lazy young man about to cry but unable to, Leon came back to Senior Jerry's office to see if there was a bomb he could bring. He opened the door with a look of surprise and said anxiously:
"Senior Emma is in trouble! There is an ambush from the Chengjin Sect. The snake spirit bit her. She is in danger now and needs our support! Senior Tom! Um... what are you doing?"
"Nothing... just... helping him test the escape anomaly... hehe..."
After telling a dry lie, Tom, who looked a little flustered, secretly calculated the probability of rejecting the invitation, and said with a forced smile:
"Um... Regarding Emma's matter, it's not that I don't want to help, but according to the probability I got from the dice, if I take action this time..."
"Gululu"
The sound of dice rolling on the table was heard. Tom looked in the direction of the sound in surprise and found that an illusory hand had appeared next to his dice at some point. The hand bent its fingers and flicked them lightly, changing the dice to face up. Then it pointed at him with a warning.
"..."
"Senior Tom?"
After looking back at the two dice on the table with 6 points facing up, but both were upside down, Leon turned back and asked in confusion:
"Senior, what probability did you roll this time? Is it our success rate in rescuing Senior Emma?"
"..."
Of course, after I refused to help you this time, you might bear a grudge against me and cause trouble for me in the future...
After looking at the dice that gave a 99% probability after being flicked, and then looking at Leon's right hand that was exactly the same as the illusory palm, the unfortunate Tom couldn't help but sniff his sour nose and answered with tears in his eyes:
"No, I'm digging the probability of helping myself... Don't worry, this time it concerns the safety of you and Emma, I will definitely not refuse!"
(End of this chapter)