Chapter 302 My Daily Life of Mental Illness 1
"Congratulations to the host for completing the mission and receiving a random reward package from the main system."
"Is the host open?"
Wangcai's voice was rarely serious.
Yunyan raised her eyebrows. When did the main system become so generous? It actually gave her a big gift package out of the blue.
Yunyan didn't think much about it. She said directly: "Open the gift package."
"The gift package has been opened. Congratulations to the host for obtaining a Psychosis Experience Card."
Yunyan's mind was full of question marks.
"What!!!? What experience card are you talking about?"
Wangcai continued: "It is detected that the mental illness experience card is a compulsory experience card. It is being transferred to the next world. Please prepare yourself."
"World teleporting..."
Before Yunyan had the chance to greet the main system, she was teleported to the next world.
When I opened my eyes, I found a woman wearing the clothes of a mental patient sitting in front of me.
And I was sitting on the chair at the doctor's office desk, still wearing the doctor's white coat.
The woman opposite said, "Are you the new doctor Zhao?"
"Doctor Zhao, when can I be discharged from the hospital? I feel like my illness has healed. If you don't believe me, you can do a test on me."
Yunyan looked down at the name on her white coat - Zhao Pianpian.
It seems that the main system still has some conscience and should let me experience the daily life of a psychiatrist.
The woman opposite also had her name written on her clothes.
Yunyan picked up a test question on the table and asked, "Xiang Qin, right? Okay, answer a few questions for me. If you can answer like a normal person, I will discuss your discharge with the dean."
There was a light in Xiang Qin's eyes and she almost jumped up.
She suppressed her inner ecstasy and spoke excitedly.
"Okay, Doctor Zhao, go ahead and ask."
Yunyan cleared her throat.
"First question, if 1=5, 2=10, 3=15, 4=20, then what is 5 equal to?"
Xiang Qin answered immediately without any hesitation.
"25!"
Yunyan sighed and shook her head.
"Wrong, it seems you haven't recovered."
Xiang Qin felt that she was not wrong and she argued for her rights.
"I'm right! Doesn't 5 equal 25? I added 5 every time, so I calculated correctly."
Yunyan still shook her head.
"Read the topic I mentioned."
Xiang Qin didn't believe it and read the question again, "If 1=5..."
Then Xiang Qin fell silent. 1=5, so 5 is of course equal to 1!
"Doctor Zhao, one question is not correct. Please ask me a few more questions."
Yunyan nodded.
"Okay, then I'll ask you four more questions. If you answer three correctly, you'll be discharged. If you answer two correctly, you'll be observed for a period of time. If you answer one correctly or none correctly, you'll continue with your treatment."
Xiang Qin nodded, she was now completely sure that she was fine.
Yunyan continued: "Listen carefully, the bathtub is full of water, and there is a spoon and a basin next to it. How do you empty the water in the bathtub?"
Xiang Qin showed a confident smile on her face. This question was not easy.
"I choose to use a basin because it is much larger than a spoon and can be done faster."
Yunyan showed an expression that said, "As expected."
"wrong!"
Xiang Qin felt that what she said was right, so why did Dr. Zhao say that she was wrong?
Yunyan said: "Normal people would pull out the plug in the bathtub, so whichever you choose is wrong."
Xiang Qin was silent.
No, it must be that Dr. Zhao’s questions were too tricky.
"Doctor Zhao, please ask again. What happened just now must have been an accident."
Yunyan nodded and then asked the next question.
She held up an index finger.
"what is this?"
Xiang Qin replied: "This is one."
"Hehe, this time it must be right."
Yunyan shook her head, "Wrong, this is my finger."
Xiang Qin was unwilling to give in, "Come again!"
Yunyan continued, "How many steps does it take to put an adult elephant into a refrigerator?"
Xiang Qin thought for a moment and said, "Three steps. Open the refrigerator, put the elephant in, and then close the refrigerator."
Yunyan raised her eyebrows slightly and asked, "Have you read too many brain teasers? A grown elephant can't fit into a refrigerator."
Xiang Qin opened her mouth wide, but everyone else said the same thing, so how could it be wrong?
Yunyan continued, "Okay, one last question. Do you want to ask more? Whether you can answer it or not, you have to continue your treatment here."
Xiang Qin still wanted to prove that she could answer a question.
She decided to keep going.
"Doctor Zhao, please ask. I'm sure I can answer it this time."
Yunyan did not question her and continued to test.
"What color are the baby teeth of a black person and a white person born?"
Xiang Qin immediately slammed the table in response.
"I know, they are white. How can a person have black teeth?"
Yunyan didn't say anything, and Xiangqin was puzzled.
"Am I wrong? How can human teeth be black? The black people I have seen have white teeth."
Yunyan smiled and then said, "Have you ever seen a baby with teeth?"
Xiang Qin was silent again, and then she suddenly burst into tears.
Holding Yunyan's trouser legs with both hands.
"Doctor Zhao, I am really well now. Please let me go. My child is going to take the college entrance examination this year."
"As a mother, I really want to be with her right now. This is the most important moment in her life! Woo woo woo."
Xiang Qin cried so hard that anyone who saw her would feel sympathy for her.
But Yunyan's face was full of indifference, and even a little irritable.
Xiang Qin continued: "Doctor Zhao, you can't be so heartless!"
Yunyan looked at the snot on her trouser leg and frowned.
Then he finally couldn't stand it anymore and spoke loudly.
"That's enough. Your medical records show that you are only 23 years old this year. How can you say that you are a or -year-old taking the college entrance examination?"
After hearing this, Xiang Qin stopped crying.
She wiped her nose with her sleeve and scratched her head.
"Oh yeah, I don't have any children!"
Yunyan was angry and helpless, and she said, how could she possibly wrongly accuse the woman in front of her.
"Okay, go back quickly and get some more treatment. We'll let you out when you're able to be discharged."
Xiang Qin slowly stood up and said, "Okay, Dr. Zhao, you must let me go out to see my child next time."
Yunyan was helpless. This person was sick again. She waved her hand and said, "Okay, okay, go back quickly. It's time for lunch later."
At this moment, a middle-aged man in a white coat suddenly walked in.
He had a bald head, which made him look a little funny.
Yunyan was just about to say hello to him, but unexpectedly the middle-aged man was startled and started shouting.
"What's going on? Where's Doctor Zhao?"
"Why did you let two mentally ill patients in? And you even let one of them wear Doctor Zhao's clothes."
Zhao Pianpian came hurriedly.
"What's wrong, Dean Wang? I just took off my clothes because it was too hot and went outside to get some fresh air!"
Clouds and smoke!!!
The sky is falling!
After all this time, she really is a mental patient.