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Ah this...
Huo Huo looked at the strange people in front of him in confusion. The man who had maintained a cold expression squatted back and asked seriously, "How old are you?"
Huo Huo: ...
"Ah? How old?" Huo Huo was completely confused. He couldn't help but touch the back of his head with his hand. In his other hand, he tightly grasped a piece of talisman paper. "I have been working in the Ten Kings Division for decades..."
Cheng Che stood up silently, put his hands in his pockets in disbelief, "It seems that I am really not suitable for living in Xianzhou."
They are all in their forties, but they are lying to him with underage faces, right?
“Yo yo.”
The tail circled around, and the tone was arrogant and arrogant, "You brat! If it weren't for Huanlong——"
It’s not even enough to fill the gaps between your teeth!
"You're so mean." Cheng Che turned his head and stared at the old man. His clear and melodious voice sounded particularly cold in the quiet and gloomy Suiyuan. "Why? Do you want to compete with me in being rude?"
Chapter 395 Calm down!
"In a place like this, the younger the voice, the weirder it sounds..."
Gui Naifen blinked her big eyes and looked at Cheng Che, seeming a little confused, "Family, why are you so inconsistent?"
As she spoke, Gui Naifen took a step back and stretched out her hand to move from Cheng Che's head to Cheng Che's feet. "Do you know that your face and your figure are inconsistent? And your voice."
Although I didn't see Cheng Che's physique, it was obvious that he was able to stretch out his arms and pick up an adult's body in a panic.
"It doesn't violate the rules. This way I can act like a spoiled child while wearing clothes, and convince others with reason when I take off my clothes. It's great." Cheng Che had a blank expression on his face. He lowered his eyes and looked at Huo Huo in front of him. After thinking for a moment, he asked, "According to the calculation of you Xianzhou people, what generation is considered to be born nineteen years ago?"
Hearing this, Huo Huo blinked her eyes and thought for a moment, "Nineteen... is considered a juvenile for fox people. The lifespan of fox people is relatively short compared to the immortal species on the Immortal Boat..."
Therefore, a nineteen-year-old is a real child among the immortal species, the kind that is afraid of being cheated when going out.
"Oh." Cheng Che responded, straightened up and looked at Xing, "I suddenly don't want to dream anymore. I feel like there is no difference between one year old and nineteen years old."
Hearing this, Xing waved his hand, obviously not agreeing, "That's still a difference. It sounds a bit too immoral to let a one-year-old child pick up garbage to support a bunch of people."
Nineteen years old is better. Although nineteen is considered a child among the immortals, but... they can ignore the fact that Cheng Che is an immortal.
"Let's go. Let's stop talking and take a walk to see if we can find some Suiyang to play with." Xing came back to his senses and tilted his head to look at Huo Huo. "Judge, it's time to lead the way."
Hearing this, Huo Huo hesitated and looked at everyone, then said hesitantly: "Do you really want to go? Mr. Cheng may be fine with Sui Yang accompanying him, but you..."
There are foreigners, a businessman, a street artist, and an unknown guest who rummages through trash cans in the fairy boat.
"It's okay. If I encounter a ghost, I will quickly jump onto Cheng Che's back and ask him to protect me." Sang Bo waved his hands nonchalantly, looking even a little excited about the upcoming adventure. "I'm really looking forward to it..."
Cheng Che turned his head to look at Sang Bo, "You are expecting too early."
He felt that Sangbo was not expecting a ghost, but was expecting what Sui Yang or Sui Yuan would look like after being harmed.
Huo Huo hesitated for a moment and looked at Gui Naifen, but found excitement under fear on the other's face. It was obvious that she was also someone who was looking for excitement at the cost of her life.
"Then... let's go..." Huo Huo nodded, wagging his tail and walking in front, saying timidly, "Uncle Tail, don't come out. You will get beaten if you come out..."
"Hold on."
Cheng Che paused and took out a bundle of rope from his bag, "How about we tie it up first? It's easy to accidentally get it separated at this time."
Everyone's eyes gathered around him. Sui Yang, who had just entered the tail, couldn't help but rush out again, "Boy, are you stupid? If you tie me up and something happens, you won't be able to run away!"
"But it's better for us to be arrested together than to be sent one by one." Cheng Che said calmly with a blank expression, "I need someone to accompany me to jail."
The main dish should be served with two side dishes to enhance the flavor. If it is eaten by a ghost... it would be better to let the ghost eat it better.
Tail:……
This was another logic that he didn't understand. Humans were indeed complicated!
Everyone looked at each other, then silently stretched out their hands to watch Cheng Che tie a rope around their wrists. Two people were in a group, and the center point of the rope was held in Cheng Che's hand.
Cheng Che thought for a while, then moved the sword on his back to his chest, "Okay, we can set off now. Miss Huo Huo, you lead the way."
Huo Huo blinked his big eyes for a long time, and finally nodded, "Okay."
Sui Garden was originally a garden built by a powerful fox man for his people to enjoy in their spare time. Pavilions and towers were arranged in an orderly manner, and layer upon layer of white walls and green tiles outlined different scenes, and windows on the walls circled different scenes. Even though it had been abandoned for many years and the grass and trees grew wildly, there was still a new scene at every step, with lingering charm.
"squeak--"
With a slight sound, the door left behind by several people closed quietly, but it was slightly stuck when it was about to close, and it was stuck on a rope. The door panel was pushed back and forth, but it still could not be closed.
Cheng Che turned around, looked left and right, then reached out and grabbed the rope, pulling it back little by little.
On the left and right are Sambo and Xing, and behind is Huo Huo. The one who accidentally fell behind but not completely should be some silly-looking street artist.
The rope was pulled back little by little, and the eyes of several people moved forward along the stretched rope and stopped at the door that refused to open.
"Ouch—"
There was a slight sound, and the door was hit hard, followed by the girl's complaining voice, "No... your door has become a spirit! I'm here and you won't open the door?!"
As he spoke, the door was shaken violently, but it refused to open.
Cheng Che paused, looked around and walked to the wall, "Come."
Outside the door, Gui Naifen paused and said, "Ah?"
On the side, several people who were traveling with Cheng Che also came over, wondering in their minds whether Cheng Che was planning to directly tear down the door.
Cheng Che put the rope in Xing's hand, stretched out his hand to the top of the wall, pulled hard, and pulled himself up to the top of the wall.
He sat on the wall and looked at Gui Naifen who was blocked outside the door. He stretched out his hand and said, "Come here."
Gui Naifen: ...
Gui Naifen looked confused and hesitated, "According to the normal routine of horror, weird and supernatural adventures, you should cut the rope at this time. The more you cut, the more ropes you have. In the end, everyone will be separated and go on their own adventures."
Cheng Che's eyes flashed with doubt, "Why should I follow the script? Isn't it a joke to ask me, who doesn't even know the script, to follow the script? Whose Sui Yang is so brainless?"
Tails narrowed his eyes, "I hope you don't get beaten up by Suiyang later."
Listen, this is really hateful!
Cheng Che reached out and pulled Gui Naifen up to the top of the wall, untied the rope and threw her down again. "You can beat them up, but you can't scare them. If they scare me again, I'll tear down Suiyuan and turn it into a plain ruin. Let's see how they can scare me."
As he spoke, Cheng Che patted Sang Bo's shoulder, his face calm, "Friend, did you bring the things?"
"I brought them." Sambo understood and ripped open his coat, revealing a bunch of small spherical objects hanging inside. "They are all top-quality bombs, made in the tavern. You can trust them!"
"Good job, we two--" Before Cheng Che could finish his sentence, Xing jumped up and covered his mouth.
"Calm down!" The gray-haired girl widened her eyes and warned with a vigilant look on her face, "Cheng Che! You are a member of the Shen Ce Mansion now! You are the envoy of the Patrol Hunters! Don't go into Sui Garden under the identity of a Patrol Hunter and do something that brings pleasure and destruction!"
What is Suiyuan?
That's called an antique!
How can it explode just like that?!
Chapter 396: Let you scare me.
Everyone watched as Cheng Che stepped on the wall to pick up Gui Naifen. Just as he was about to find a door to crawl through, he bumped into a bronze mirror.
It is round and placed right in the middle of the courtyard, like a gong.
Xing looked at the mirror that appeared in front of him, and after thinking for a long time, hesitantly spoke, "With this size, shouldn't it be taken by one person according to the original rules?"
I feel like there isn't enough space for all of them.
"That's right." Sangbo walked up and knocked on the bronze mirror, squinting his eyes to observe the patterns on it. "It looks very old, and perhaps has some strange smell. It can be sold for a good price."
"Hmm?" Gui Naifen looked up at Sangbo blankly, "A good price?"
At the side, Huo Huo also widened his eyes, "This... We should be within the range of Sui Yang's ability now, something bad will happen..."
Maybe this bronze mirror is the center of some illusion!
"Is it all you can think about?" Cheng Che stretched out his hand and knocked on the mirror in front of him. His fingertips touched the edge of the bronze mirror, and for a moment he even wanted to find a hammer to use as a gong.
After all, musical instruments such as gongs, drums, suona and erhu have the ability to ward off evil spirits.
Sambo crossed his arms across his chest, his face not showing the pitiful look he was pretending to have, his eyes were filled with a hint of playfulness, "Oh? Do you have any good ideas?"
Let old Sangbo come and see how cunning Cheng Che, the profiteer who hasn't taken any action for a long time, is!
Cheng Che stared at the figure reflected in the bronze mirror, observing the details bit by bit, "Carve the map clues in the bronze mirror, break it into pieces, and sell it to others. This is the first money."
"Find a planet that is underdeveloped or about to be destroyed as the coordinates of the bronze mirror map, and spread information about the treasure, such as the power left by the star god, the remaining inheritance of the emissary, and wait there to charge admission and sell specialties. This is the second source of money."
"I captured all the Suiyangs and made them obedient. I created an illusion on the small planet and blocked the treasure hunters and robbed them. This is the third payment."
Sambo opened his mouth slightly, "Huh?"
"Also, it's not very moral." Cheng Che pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose and looked closely at the bronze mirror. "Use Sui Yang to draw out their innermost desires and use them to blackmail or sell them to opponents. This is the fourth payment. There are more to come. Do you want to hear about it?"
Sambo swallowed hard, his eyes looking a little straight.
After a while, amid the confused and shocked eyes of the crowd, Sambo cleared his throat and said, "Although it feels very immoral, I really want to listen. After all, I have no morals."
"Very good." Cheng Che responded with a calm face, "It's not like they only have one small planet. We can rob it once and camp on it a second time. When it's fat, we can cut it and when it's bald, we can replace it with the next batch. This will last for generations to come, endlessly."
Sambo: ...
Isn't this just relying on one's own fighting ability and long life to pull out the leeks to death? !
"My friend, although the company is not very shameless, they pretend to be pretty good on the surface." Sang Bo looked at Cheng Che with a speechless look and put his hand on Cheng Che's shoulder, "But you are completely shameless, but..."
Sang Bo paused, but couldn't help asking in a low voice, "Can Sui Yang really create such a large illusion?"
Cheng Che glanced at Sang Bo and said, "My friend, you forgot that we have a god who enjoys watching us."
He can’t, Sui Yang can’t, Sangbo can’t, but no one said ahaha can’t!
"Well, I think it's fun." Sambo spread his hands, but the smile on his face suddenly froze for a moment.
He turned his head and squinted his eyes, carefully examining the bronze mirror in front of him. "Friend, do you notice anything wrong?"
"Yes." Cheng Che nodded, stretched out his hand and pressed the bronze mirror, his fingertips falling on his cheek reflected in the mirror, "It can't reflect the essence of facial paralysis. When my emotions fluctuate, it will unconsciously reveal a little bit of micro-expression."
Sambo nodded, staring at himself in the mirror, and said jokingly, "It can't imitate the essence of old Sambo."
Who is he, Sambo?