Chapter 305: The people in my dormitory seem a little abnormal. How about you?

Chapter 305: The people in my dormitory seem a little abnormal. How about you?

Chapter 305: The people in my dormitory seem a little abnormal. How about you?

"Even if it's good-looking, it doesn't belong to you. Today is also the day for the clinical department. I heard that a super handsome guy came. The girls in our class are all talking about it, and someone even took a sneak shot of him."

"What's your name?"

"Zheng or something... I forgot."

"There's also a very good-looking one in the Business Administration Department, with very long legs."

"Fuck, there are so many good-looking people in this class. I should have held back a grade if I had known."

The senior in the window was muttering to himself when suddenly a shadow appeared next to him. He turned his head and greeted, "Hello, fuck!"

The senior student was so scared that he moved his chair back.

"Master?? Have you come to the wrong place?"

The person outside the window said nothing, but just handed over something.

The senior looked at the other party's admission letter and fell silent.

Zhuda is truly an inclusive institution.

……

Men's dormitory Block A.

Lu Yuanqiu stood at the gate of the dormitory building and waved goodbye to the two senior students enthusiastically, then walked into the gate.

Senior A: "Does he have a girlfriend? He didn't give me her contact information, and he didn't tell me which class she was in."

Senior student B: "Could it be that we are not good-looking?"

Senior A: "The truth is like a sharp knife... Stop talking. I'm already a junior. If I can't find a boyfriend, I'll have to settle this with my roommates."

After Lu Yuanqiu entered the room, he found that the key to 401 had already been taken by someone else. It seemed that a roommate had arrived early.

On the way here, he asked Zheng Yifeng and the other two and learned that their dormitory was 402. Lu Yuanqiu was not in the same dormitory as them, but the two dormitories were adjacent.

"Fourth floor..."

As he was going up the stairs, he suddenly saw a dark-skinned man who looked to be in his forties or fifties walking up the stairs carrying two snakeskin bags.

"Uncle, let me help you." Lu Yuanqiu immediately took two quick steps and took a snakeskin bag from him.

"It's okay, kid, I can carry it. Just walk by yourself. Just walk by yourself."

The dark-skinned uncle looked up and gave Lu Yuanqiu a silly smile. His snow-white teeth were in stark contrast to his skin color.

"Okay then, uncle, please slow down." Lu Yuanqiu nodded and just took two steps forward when he suddenly heard a loud shout from behind: "Stop!"

Lu Yuanqiu was startled and turned around quickly. It was still the uncle.

The uncle put down the snakeskin bag and walked towards Lu Yuanqiu with a serious expression. He stretched out his hands towards Lu Yuanqiu's neck. Just when Lu Yuanqiu thought he was going to be strangled to death in the corridor, the uncle just put his rough hands on Lu Yuanqiu's collar.

Lu Yuanqiu lowered his head and found that the uncle had buttoned his collar back to the third hole from the second hole.

After finishing, the uncle raised his head and let out a soul-stirring cry of “Ah~”

"Uncle, did you scream out in pleasure just now?"

"I didn't."

"You clearly screamed. I heard it. You just made a sound."

Lu Yuanqiu raised his head like him.

"Kid, if you don't have it, you don't have it." The uncle sneered, bent down to pick up the two snakeskin bags and continued to walk up.

Whose parent is this? Quite interesting... Lu Yuanqiu muttered with a smile in his heart.

But when Lu Yuanqiu went to the fourth floor and found that the uncle had also followed him to the fourth floor, he said in surprise: "Uncle, you are not going to 401 as well?"

"Yeah? You too?"

"Yes, yes, oh, what a coincidence, why didn't your child come? What is his name card in the class group?"

The uncle smiled and replied: "Business cards are the three treasures of every household."

Lu Yuanqiu thought of the man who wanted to build a waste station in the school, and immediately understood that he and this "three treasures in the family" were roommates.

"What about others?"

"I am."

In the corridor, Lu Yuanqiu's silence was deafening. He once again looked at the uncle in front of him. He was short and sturdy, with dark skin, like a farmer who often went to the fields, but his teeth were extremely white. He looked simple and honest, and seemed honest and without any schemes. Although his clothes were washed white and discolored, they were very clean and tidy, and...extremely symmetrical.

"How old are you this year?"

"36 is old."

Seeing Lu Yuanqiu's pupils dizzy, the "Three Treasures of the Family" smiled and stretched out his hands to him: "Hello, dear roommate, I am a high school graduate of 93. I repeated my grade 17 times and finally got into the dream university of Zhuhai."

Lu Yuanqiu was stunned for a long time.

He didn't understand, but he respected her, so he shook hands with her with a dry laugh: "Hello, hello, you are really... persistent!"

"Huh."

The uncle smiled brightly, but suddenly his smile froze. He reached out to straighten Lu Yuanqiu's crooked collar, and then he instinctively let out a comfortable "ah~". Then he continued to smile as if he had lost his memory and said, "No, no, thank you for the compliment."

Lu Yuanqiu's expression was solemn: "Uncle, you just screamed in pleasure again."

"No, you are just talking nonsense, kid."

Lu Yuanqiu: "..." He rubbed his head uncomfortably. He originally thought that it was ridiculous enough that he was reborn and worked hard to study for the college entrance examination, but now he found out...

There are even more outrageous.

And what's the matter with this uncle's intermittent amnesia + obsessive-compulsive disorder?

She clearly cried out in pleasure but she still insisted that she didn't.

"...Let's go to the dormitory, shall we?"

"Okay, okay, I'm finally going to college. I'm so happy."

The short and sturdy uncle walked towards dormitory 401 carrying two snakeskin bags.

Lu Yuanqiu followed behind with some doubt in his mind.

When he passed by dormitory 402, he stuck his head in and took a look. The four beds had been made, but there was no one inside. They must have gone out to buy things.

Lu Yuanqiu walked into 401 carrying his bag.

As soon as he entered the room, a pungent musty smell hit him in the face. Lu Yuanqiu stood at the door and saw a man wearing a short-sleeved shirt, shorts and flip-flops sitting on bed number one in room 401.

He was a burly man with messy hair and dirty clothes. The man was playing games on a chair with his legs shaking. His leg hair was very long and at first glance, you would think he was wearing black stockings.

"Hey! Someone's finally here!" The sloppy man turned his head and said to his gaming teammates in surprise, "My roommate is here. He's logged off first."

"Hello, I'm your senior Finkel! Nice to meet you! Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"

The sloppy man turned around, stood up, lifted his messy long hair, and shouted at Lu Yuanqiu with a smile.

The stubble on his face was very long. In short, the first impression he left on Lu Yuanqiu was: sloppy + very long body hair.

Lu Yuanqiu didn't respond in a hurry. He silently turned his head to look at the uncle in front of him. The uncle's eyes were staring straight at "Fingal" and his right hand was shaking uncontrollably.

"Fingal" smiled and walked over to shake hands with Lu Yuanqiu: "My name is Song Fenfang, which sounds a bit like a girl's name, hahaha, don't mind! Don't mind!"

Listening to his rough smile, Lu Yuanqiu thought to himself, your name is Song Fenfang, but you don't smell good at all... He laughed dryly and replied, "Hello, hello, my name is Lu Yuanqiu, and I'm Yi Ye Zhi Qiu in the group."

"Fingal" laughed again, very heartily, and then turned around and shook hands with the uncle: "Hello uncle, thank you for taking Lu Yuanqiu here in person. Don't worry, I will take care of the next things for him..."

After Finkel finished speaking, he didn't hear the uncle's response. The dark-skinned uncle immediately pointed at the stool and shouted: "You, sit back!"

Finkel was so scared that he raised his legs, turned his head silently, and sat back on the stool: "What, what happened?"

The uncle ignored him, squatted down quickly, put his bag on the ground, first took out a white medical mask and put it on himself, then took out a brush, razor, steel wool, detergent... and some other items from the bag.

"Uncle, what are you doing?" Finkel tried to sit up, but was pushed down by the uncle again.

The uncle shouted: "Don't talk!"

Lu Yuanqiu stood at the door, staring at the scene in a daze, and quickly lowered his head to send a message to Bai Qingxia: "The people in my dormitory seem to be a little abnormal, how about you?"

As soon as he finished sending the message, he heard some movement behind him. Turning around, Lu Yuanqiu took a deep breath, stepped back suddenly, and then assumed a defensive posture like Ip Man.

The man was wearing a yellow Taoist robe and a square hat with a yin-yang fish pattern on it. He was dragging a suitcase into the house.

"Master Lingxu?! You really are a Taoist priest, damn it!"

　Don't say it's too much. There are too many new schools and new characters, and it takes a lot of words to describe them, otherwise the subsequent content will be very lame...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)