Chapter 306 solved?
Chapter 306 solved?
not good! be cheated!
After being pecked by dozens of giant chickens, the snake spirit instantly realized that it was trapped and tried to withdraw.
However, even though its reaction was quick, it was still not faster than the old hens that were eager for a snack.
Seeing that the delicious "black and white earthworm" wanted to drill back, three or four huge chicken feet almost simultaneously pierced through the barrier between the dream world and reality, and fell down with a puff, stepping half of the snake spirit's body into the ground.
Then, more than ten old hens came up with a clucking sound, caught the terrified snake spirit, and started to bark at it fiercely like a rain of lightning!
"and many more!"
"Cack!"
"Damn beast! Get out!"
"Click, click, click!"
"Wait! Let's talk! I can give you...ah!"
"Crack, crack, crack!"
“Mercy…Mercy! Mercy!”
……
Is this the end?
Looking at the snake spirit being pecked on the head and bleeding by a dozen old hens, and begging for mercy without any dignity, Leon couldn't help but smack his lips. He felt so angry that he didn't know where to start.
Just now, when I was still in the dream world, I had seen the true form of the snake spirit.
Even when it was slightly curled up, it was still nearly a hundred meters tall, as tall as a giant snake coiled around a small hill. After falling into the ritual set up by Senior Tom, it was pecked all over its body by a group of old hens cuddling in their nests, and it was on the verge of collapsing.
This level of weakening is really...too unreasonable, even a bit shameless.
"Don't even think about negotiating with it."
Glancing at Yang's complicated expression, the lazy young man misunderstood his thoughts and quickly reminded him:
"I can control it now, partly because we did it on purpose, and partly because it was just being clever. It didn't even look back at us, and directly chose to escape from the gap between the dream world and reality.
Although the colorful dream world is a thousand times easier to escape from than reality, it is also a thousand times more fragile and fragile than the heavy and monotonous reality.
As long as we can catch it at the moment when it slips into the crack and forcibly drag it into the ritual field to suppress the Holy Spirit, it is equivalent to borrowing the power of real existence to crush the false and erratic dream, and then it will be a earthworm that can be pecked to death by a chicken.
But if we really let it out and let it pass this threshold, it will still be the giant snake you saw, and it can even crush a small hill with its physical strength alone. Then we will be the ones to run away."
"Ah, I know."
Leon came back to his senses and nodded, indicating that he was not stupid enough to listen to the enemy's begging for mercy, and then responded seriously:
"Senior Emma said that only when the enemy has completely lost its ability to resist, can we negotiate terms. I don't want to negotiate terms with it, but... um... I just think it's a bit too fast..."
“Did I prepare too quickly, or did it lose too quickly?”
“A little bit…”
Looking at the messy chicken coop in front of him, Leon couldn't help but scratch the back of his head with his hand, and said in disbelief:
"I was thinking before that even if you can get rid of this snake spirit, you should be able to fight it evenly, at least for a few rounds.
But you just broke off a piece from its statue, crushed the snake eggs used to build the secret shrine, and used these materials to build a chicken coop, and you actually subdued it. This is really a bit too fast. "
"Haha, you want to say not only fast, but also sloppy, right?"
"Yes... but even though it's sloppy, the effect is incredible. A Holy Spirit whose status is close to that of a true God doesn't even have the chance to fight back in front of you, Senior. This is truly amazing!"
……
Good vision, this guy... ahem, this future true god is actually quite easy to get along with~
Seeing the shock on Leon's face, the lazy young man, who seemed to have his itch tickled, couldn't help but curl up the corners of his mouth slightly.
Although this guy will be a bit annoying in the future and will cross the timeline to force me to help, he is still an honest newcomer now. He is quick-witted and steady in his work. He will do whatever he is told to do, has a very high execution ability, and speaks nicely. No wonder the director likes him so much.
"The gap between me and this snake spirit is actually not that big."
After slightly changing his mind about Leon who was "very annoying in the future", the lazy young man coughed dryly and then waved his hand in response:
"The back-and-forth situation you're talking about is the way Emma and the director fight. It's like arm wrestling. The one with greater strength and better skills will definitely win, but the loser won't be seriously hurt as long as their level is not too different.
What I do is like setting a tripping trap. Although I cannot guarantee that I can find the right location to set the tripping trap, and I need to arrange it in advance, once successful, the person who is hit will fall directly into the trap and lose the ability to resist. So the difference seems a bit bigger, but in fact, it will be the same if someone else does it."
"Senior, you are too modest."
Looking at the snake spirit in the chicken coop, which was obviously breathing out more than breathing in, and had been pecked by the old hens for most of its life, Leon couldn't help but shake his head and sighed from the bottom of his heart:
"It may not be that difficult to trip someone up, but how to trip someone up, where to trip someone up, and what kind of tripping thing can bring down a Holy Spirit are not something that everyone can do. Only you, Senior, can do it."
"Oh...I'm actually not that great."
The slightly dim right eyeball blinked slightly, and after using some means to test Leon and finding that what he said was actually true, the lazy young man's mouth corners were harder to suppress than AK. He was so comfortable with the praise that he smiled and suggested:
"Well, actually, I think you have great potential in this area, how about...I can teach you when I have time?
Although the effect may be much worse without the blessing of the corresponding abnormal object, it is still a life-saving skill... Um... Wait a minute, I have to fish out the snake, don't let it be bitten to death by the chicken."
……
After finishing the pleasant conversation with his caring junior, the lazy young man rubbed his shoes on the ground, destroying the ritual field he had just built, and then rescued the dying snake spirit from the chicken's mouth.
"Dear Lord Snake Spirit, we meet again."
After stretching out two fingers, pinching the black and white earthworm and shaking it, the lazy young man said with a grin:
"Come on, hand him over.
You know the methods of our Cleanup Bureau. Rather than clinging to unrealistic fantasies and then being torn into pieces, it is better to just hand the person over, don’t you think?"
"..."
Hearing this, the little black and white snake raised its head with difficulty and glared at him hatefully.
"Don't glare at me, I'm doing this for your own good."
Speaking strange lines that sounded like those of a traitor or a spy interrogating an underground criminal, the lazy young man put some sulfur powder on the end of his fingernail, lit it, and pinched the snake spirit's neck, while earnestly persuading her:
"If you cooperate and hand over the person directly, if your master is willing to pay the price, he might be able to get you back. In fact, I quite like your gatherings of the Scale Gold Church. After all, you don't have to spend money... ahem. Anyway, we may have a chance to meet again in the future. If you refuse to cooperate and force me to torture you, it will be awkward when we meet again in the future... You are not the kind of Holy Spirit who likes embarrassment, right?"
"..."
"Right?"
"Stop! Stop pinching! Ah!!!"
Listening to the subtle crackling sound of the burning sulfur, feeling the increasing pressure on the neck, and the increasingly intense pain of the Holy Spirit's body being contaminated by the sulfur of hell and burning, the snake spirit twisted twice and finally couldn't help screaming, then spit out an emerald green bead.
"Hand! Hand! I'm giving it to you! Take your hand away!"
"Okay, take it away now~"
He dipped his fingernails in some sulfur powder again and left a burning fingernail mark on the snake's head, completely sealing off the snake spirit's ability to resist. Then the lazy young man rummaged through his pockets and took out a somewhat dirty transparent glass bottle, stuffed the powerless snake spirit into it, and then casually threw the bottle to Leon.
"You...you shouldn't be too happy too soon..."
After recovering a little, like countless classic villains who have fallen, the snake spirit's entire body has gone limp, with only its mouth still hard. It struggled to stand up from the glass bottle, looked at the emerald green beads in the lazy young man's hand, and said with eyes full of resentment but also with satisfaction:
"The woman in your bureau was imprisoned in the Green Dream bestowed by my God. She died there more than 300 times and has long been irreversibly infected!"
? ! ! !
After hearing the words of the snake spirit, Leon's heart couldn't help but jump slightly, and then he looked down at the snake spirit in the bottle, and couldn't help asking:
"What do you mean? What happened to Senior Emma?"
"I mean, it's useless even if you bring her back."
The snake spirit curled up at the bottom of the glass bottle and sneered:
"The Green Dream is a holy object made from the shattered Paradise of the Pastoral God. It was originally an independent world, but she had died there hundreds of times, and her soul was too deeply entangled with the Green Dream to be separated.
The only way for her to get out of it is to believe in my God from the bottom of her heart and become my God's faithful believer, or the killed god of agriculture and animal husbandry can be revived again, otherwise she can only wander alone in that emerald jungle forever! "
Looking at Leon's frowning face through the bottle, the snake spirit at the bottom of the bottle couldn't help but laugh after noticing the anger in his eyes, and then added:
"Even better, she has an immortal body that can be replenished infinitely, which means she can't even commit suicide. She can only stay in the green dream like a ghost, wandering forever and ever until her soul is completely erased by time!"
"you shut up."
He raised his hand and pinched the snake spirit in the air, igniting the sulfur mark on its head, burning it and making it scream. The lazy young man looked at Leon and reminded him:
"It says this to provoke you and make you kill it.
We haven't left the gathering place of the Scale Gold Cult yet. If we are killed here, even without the intervention of the True God behind it, it can buy back its life from the hands of the Death Realm with its own accumulation. Don't fall into its trap."
"..."
So...what it said was true? Is Emma no longer able to come out?
After getting the answer to his question from the lazy young man's reaction, Leon couldn't help but sigh when he thought of Emma's care for him. Then he asked with the last hope:
"Senior Tom, can't your two dice increase the success rate of all things to 60%? Then can you..."
"No."
The lazy young man shook his head upon hearing this and said:
“My ability is to forcibly increase the success rate of ‘things that are possible to accomplish’ to around 60%. This is only useful below the level of a True God. If you go higher, you will be greatly disturbed because your own status is not high enough.
This time it is almost impossible to succeed, and it involves more than one true god, which happens to be the type I am least good at dealing with. I am afraid I can't help much."
That's it...
Leon was silent for a while after hearing this, and then he asked:
"Senior Tom, I can see the information about abnormal objects through contact, so can you temporarily..."
"for you."
Before Leon could finish his words, the lazy young man stuffed the [Green Dream] in his hand and then comforted him:
“Don’t be too discouraged. Although I can’t help you now, if I can surpass the limits of humans and gods and reach the level of director in the future, maybe I can get a result by dicing.
Besides, maybe the director has a solution. The General Administration has many special anomalies. Maybe one of them can save Emma. If that doesn't work, we can try to temporarily revive the god of agriculture or something. Maybe it can just... hm?"
Seeing Leon's tense expression instantly relaxed after stroking [Green Dream], the lazy young man blinked in surprise, then his expression moved and he quickly asked:
"What's wrong? Did you find something?"
"Well, there is a little gain."
After looking at the characteristic mark with the word "holy" behind the name of [Green Dream], and then looking at the [Agent] badge that can unconditionally use "holy" anomalies, Leon couldn't help but smile and replied:
"I just discovered that this thing is actually...Senior? What's wrong with you?"
Seeing Senior Tom suddenly turn purple, choking in pain, and making hoarse sounds, Leon was horrified and quickly took out the [Infected Blood Belt] to help him heal, but...
"Boom~"
With the strange sound of bursting bubbles, the blood-stained bandage in Leon's hand disappeared instantly, turning into a handful of currency that sparkled with a wonderful light, and a gentle voice came from behind Leon.
"Don't worry, he is not injured and does not need your treatment."
After throwing away the dirty bandage in her hand, a beautiful woman slowly walked out of the dream world, and then smiled at Leon, who was standing in front of Tom with his whole body tense.
"As for why he became like this, it's because I bought all the air in his body at once, even the air in his lungs that hadn't yet combined with the blood... Besides, I paid for it."
"Wow!!!"
As soon as the mysterious woman finished her words, the lazy young man who was protected by Leon behind him fell to his knees with a plop. Hundreds of tiny round coins strangely flowed out of his mouth and nose, mixed with a large amount of bright red blood, gushing out from his weak fingers.
Then, the clothes on Senior Tom's chest were instantly torn into pieces, and silver diamond-shaped coins with extremely sharp edges were densely packed on the skin of his chest. Then, like nails shot out of a gun, they spurted out, and a silver blood mist exploded in front of Leon's eyes.
(End of this chapter)