Chapter 313 My Daily Life of Mental Illness 12
Five p.m.
Yunyan took the subway to go home. There were quite a lot of people on the subway at this time.
Yunyan grabbed the handrail on the subway.
At this time, a boy wearing glasses next to her looked at her with a strange look.
Yunyan didn’t understand. It was impossible for her to meet weird people everywhere.
The boy looked at Yunyan for two seconds, then looked away.
Yunyan turned her head and ignored him.
After a while, Yunyan noticed another gaze glancing at her.
I turned around and found that it was still the boy wearing glasses.
Before Yunyan could speak, the boy adjusted his glasses on his nose and then spoke with a unhappy expression.
"Miss, could you please not hold it?"
Yunyan frowned, then asked, "You can help, why can't I? There's no sign of your name on this handrail."
The boy looked speechless. He wanted to retort.
But in the end, he only said one sentence.
"There are really all kinds of people these days!"
Yunyan turned her head and was too lazy to talk to him. After a while, the boy with glasses arrived.
Yunyan felt the handrail in her hand moving.
When I turned around, I found that the handrail had been taken down the subway by a boy.
Yunyan was a little shocked. It turned out that it was not a subway handrail, but an iron pole that the boy brought with him.
Yunyan: It turns out that I’m the weird one.
It was because there were a lot of people on the subway just now, and she was not very tall, so she didn’t look up.
After another stop, there were a few more people on the subway.
Yunyan saw that a passenger opposite her was leaving, so she planned to sit in the seat opposite her.
The two men next to her were faster than Yunyan and sat down easily.
Yunyan raised her eyebrows. This seat was clearly big enough for three people, but the two men had their legs spread wide, turning the seat for three people into space for two people.
One of the men in a white T-shirt looked at Yunyan with a teasing look.
"Little girl, there is a seat here."
He pointed at the gap between them, as if he was watching a good show.
Another man in a black T-shirt said, "If you really can't do it, come and sit on my arms. I don't mind."
The two people laughed obscenely.
Yunyan was speechless. Does she have some kind of buff?
You'll meet some weird people wherever you go, but it's easy to teach them a lesson.
Seeing that Yunyan didn't answer, the man in the white T-shirt continued, "My buddy, you look pretty good, don't you think I look like Eddie Peng?"
Yunyan smiled with her lips but not her heart.
"The only thing you and Eddie Peng have in common is that you are both men."
"But Eddie Peng is inferior to you in one respect."
The man in the white T-shirt was a little curious.
"Really? How is he inferior to us?"
Yunyan smiled.
"He's not as confident as you!"
The man in the black T-shirt next to him immediately showed a look of disapproval.
"Little girl, your joke is not funny at all. I know this is a tactic used by young girls like you to play hard to get."
Yunyan rolled her eyes.
Suddenly he looked at the two of them carefully, and then looked surprised.
"Actually, when I looked closely at you, I found that you are quite handsome."
The two men immediately became confident, licked their teeth with their tongues, and said, "Of course!"
Yunyan continued to finish what she had not finished saying.
"I find that you have a certain temperament, like a handsome and cool ancient guy."
"I'd call it Pigu!"
The smiles on their faces immediately disappeared and shifted to the faces of other passengers around them.
The man in the white T-shirt began to educate her: "Little girl, how can you be so uncultured?"
Yunyan smiled.
"If I say I have no quality, I'm not as good as you guys. After all, I've never seen anyone with a butt as big as yours. Two of you are taking up the space for three people."
"If you were girls, you would definitely have an easier time giving birth!"
Both of them looked unhappy, but this was a public place after all, and they were not in the right.
The man in the black T-shirt said, "The seat is right here. I've reserved it for you! Didn't I just call you? Come and sit down!"
He pointed at the small gap in the middle, as if he was sure that Yunyan was a little girl who cared about her reputation and would definitely not dare to sit between them.
Yunyan didn't care about that. She raised her eyebrows and said, "You asked me to sit here, so I won't be polite."
Yunyan forced her way in between them, and then suddenly opened her legs wide when the two were unaware, squeezing their feet together.
She smiled appropriately.
"Hey, don't tell me, it's quite comfortable to sit like this."
The two men tried to spread their legs wide, but found that the girl was incredibly strong.
It seems that this girl is also a martial artist, and they became much more obedient immediately.
I didn't dare to provoke him again.
The subway passed another stop, more people got off, and there were more and more empty seats on the train.
The two men saw that there was an empty seat opposite them and quickly stood up to sit opposite them.
The moment they sat down, their butts suddenly started farting uncontrollably.
What a loud thunderclap.
Other passengers looked at him strangely.
Yunyan added fuel to the fire.
"You two are really decent people. You always blow clean the seats before taking the subway."
Some passengers with low sense of humor could no longer hold back their laughter.
The two of them had an extremely embarrassed look on their faces, and they really wanted to find a crack in the ground to hide themselves in.
Fortunately, they arrived at the next stop, and the backs of the two people revealed that they were fleeing in panic.
Just as they were leaving the subway, they slipped and performed a splits on the ground for everyone.
They grimaced in pain, but no one knew the pain of having their balls pulled.
Yunyan quickly came to the door of the carriage and applauded.
"Great! I didn't expect you two big brothers have this unique skill. Wow, it's amazing. Even Eddie Peng can't compare to you."
"After all, I've never seen Eddie Peng do the splits, hahaha!"
When the two heard Yunyan's sarcastic remarks, they wanted to curse, but the subway door had already closed and Yunyan disappeared from their sight.
Yunyan returned to her seat with satisfaction. The fart talisman and the bad luck talisman were enough to bring bad luck to these two stinky men for a while.
……
After a while, many people started to get on the empty carriage again.
The seats on the subway began to fill up, and an old lady with a permed afro came towards Yunyan with a bad look.
"Hey, get up and sit down. Is this your seat? You have no manners at all. You don't even know how to give up your seat to an elderly person."
Yunyan felt puzzled. It seemed that she really had a physique that attracted scum. Every time she went out, she would meet all kinds of scum.
Yunyan rolled her eyes and showed no intention of giving up her seat.
If the old lady had been a little polite, she could have given her seat.
With that attitude, let alone giving up her seat, Yunyan didn't give her a bad luck charm because of her old age.
Seeing that Yunyan ignored her words, the old lady was obviously a little angry.
"Are you deaf? I'm talking to you. What did your mother teach you? You have no manners at all."