Chapter 315: The monkey trick, dare to show off your skills in front of an expert

Chapter 315: The monkey trick, dare to show off your skills in front of an expert

Chapter 315: The monkey trick, dare to show off your skills in front of an expert
Li Jing, the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King, is usually a very majestic deity. He holds a pagoda and walks in square steps, showing great authority.

He was deified by his merits in this mortal body, and although his foundation was not solid, the exquisite pagoda in his hand was the basis for his confidence.

In fact, most of the time, there is no need to use the pagoda. Just close the door and release Nezha, and he will be invincible, beating all the monsters and ghosts to tears, and intimidating a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals is no problem.

What's more, he has a pair of good sons, Jinzha and Muzha, who have a bright future in the West.

The gods in heaven have to show him more respect just for the sake of his three good sons.

Now that the pagoda is lost and Nezha has run away, Jinzha and Muzha are of no use to him. He feels like someone has stripped him of his underwear in public. He feels extremely weak, pitiful and helpless.

He knew Wen Rui's character best. This guy didn't tolerate anyone. In a sense, he was more arrogant and unscrupulous than the demon king.

The demon king may still be concerned that murdering important officials of heaven will lead to a hundred or a thousand times more attacks.

Relying on the support of his backers, Wen Rui was not afraid of offending the Heavenly Court and the Western Church. He tried to beat Li Jing to death, and the consequence would probably be just three glasses of wine as punishment.

At most, he could just apologize to Li Jing in person and make amends, and then he would be done with it.

Li Jing might have been a little confused when he first arrived at Lishan, but now that he was beaten up by the fairies and given a big beating by Wen Rui that didn't hurt his brain, his eyes suddenly became clear.

He knew that if he continued to act arrogantly in front of Wen Rui, Wen Rui would definitely keep his word and really hold him in heaven and earth, making him a toy for the fairies to relieve stress and vent their emotions.

He can bear being beaten every day, but he is afraid of losing his integrity in his later years and bringing disgrace upon himself.

Imagine this kind of conversation between the fairies in heaven in the future:
"Sister, I heard that you played the King of Kings project in the club. Was it fun?"

"It was so much fun. It was very hard at the beginning, but it got softer and softer. I even cried after I was done. It was so cool. Sister, you must try it next time..."

……

Even if a big shot from Heaven came forward to mediate in the future, Lishan Laomu and Wen Rui would eventually let him go.

This dark history will probably be passed down as a classic forever, and he will no longer be able to gain a foothold in heaven. His sons will probably have to quietly distance themselves from him and draw a clear line between themselves and him to avoid being tainted by him.

What a loss!
After figuring out the stakes, Li Tianwang, with clear eyes, cooperated very well: "Brother, this is what happened... In short, Taibai Jinxing slandered you to the Jade Emperor at the court meeting, saying that your merits and virtues are too great and are constantly increasing. In order to prevent your merits from being too great to be rewarded to the Lord in the future, you need to be summoned to heaven in advance to be rewarded with a noble and idle position to keep you in captivity, so that you can't stay in the mortal world and continue to make merits."

Wen Rui nodded and said, "A man who knows the current situation is a hero. I think you have come to the right path. As your brother, I will not bear grudge against you for the previous offense."

Li Jing quickly thanked him, "Thank you, big brother. I was also blinded by greed. I will not be negligent in the future."

This arrogant face at first but humble later dumbfounded all the fairies. They simply couldn't believe that King Li, who always looked down on others in heaven, had such a humble side.

"It's not surprising. What's going to happen will happen." Wen Rui sighed and asked, "What official position does the Jade Emperor plan to give me?"

Li Jing quickly replied: "His Majesty the Jade Emperor intends to confer upon you the title of 'Great Sage of Heaven-Severing'. This was suggested by the Heavenly Official of the Wind-Earth-Hearing. He said that you have this self-proclaimed title circulating in the mortal world. I'm sure you will like it very much."

"Damn it!" Wen Rui's face darkened, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Are you making a fool of me? Not only are you insulting my personality, you are also insulting my intelligence! After this rotten idea was proposed, no one in the Lingxiao Palace stood up to remind the Jade Emperor that it would not work to perfunctorily give me such a worthless title?"

Isn’t this the same trick that Taibai Jinxing used to fool the monkey later?
"The Great Sage Jie Tian" is just like "The Great Sage Equaling Heaven". Apart from the title, he has no power at all and is even less powerful than Bi Ma Wen.

Bi Ma Wen at least had an office and staff. The Monkey King was just a pet monkey kept in the Peach Garden.

Keeping monkeys in the peach orchard is obviously a temptation to make mistakes and then find excuses to settle the score later.

Feng Wenrui, the Great Sage Jie Tian, ​​was probably planning to give him a job that could easily violate the Heavenly Rules, such as checking the bodies of fairies every day.

When he takes advantage of his position and does something shameful, not only will his merits and virtues be damaged, but he will also leave a handle for others to use against him.

It was obviously a big pit waiting for Wen Rui to fall into.

Li Jing sighed and said in a hoarse voice, "I just realized now that those standing in Lingxiao Palace are all smart people, oh no, they are gods! The immortal officials who are familiar with you said nothing and did not get involved at all. The immortal officials who were deified later who did not know the details all agreed, and there were even fools who stood up to oppose it, saying that the name of 'Dasheng Jietian' is too arrogant and suggested changing it to 'Dasheng Shuntian'!"

"You've been the king for hundreds of years, and you've become too proud. Do you think you can control me just by holding a broken tower?"

Wen Rui sneered and glanced at him: "It's clearly a job that will get you killed, and you dare to take it?"

"Yes, yes, I was confused for a moment and forgot your fierce... ahem, reputation."

Wen Rui narrowed his eyes and said, "Go back and tell the Jade Emperor that only monkeys like the title of Great Sage. If you send someone to summon me again and still use this empty title to tease me, it will show that the Jade Emperor has no tolerance and that the Heavenly Court cannot tolerate virtuous people."

"Okay, okay, I'll report to you as soon as I return to Heaven!"

Li Jing heard Wen Rui's intention to release him, and he couldn't help but rub his hands with joy and said with a smile: "Brother, since you let me go, then my broken tower, right..."

Wen Rui did not express his opinion, but just looked at the Mother of Lishan.

Lishan Old Mother snorted coldly: "I heard from the kids that you, a young man, relied on this tower to show off your power in the heaven and bully the weak. I will teach you a lesson. I will keep this tower for you for a hundred years. After a hundred years, I will return it to Dou Mu Yuanjun. You can go to the Dou Mu Hall in the Daluo Palace of Zhongtian Doufu to claim it."

"This...isn't appropriate."

Li Jing looked embarrassed and felt very reluctant. It was hard to imagine how he could survive in heaven for a hundred years without the pagoda.

"Be smart and get out of here!" Wen Rui shouted from the side, "If you dare to disobey the Virgin Mary again, she'll get angry and smash your broken tower on the spot, so that you won't have any hope of doing this!"

"No, no, no! I'm leaving now."

Li Jing waved his hands repeatedly, retreating as he spoke, and bowed to the Holy Mother of Mount Lishan: "Thank you for your forgiveness, my mother. I have behaved inappropriately and offended your holy face. I feel deeply regretful. I will face the wall and reflect on my mistakes for the next 100 years and make a new start."

After saying that, he staggered and rode the clouds, rushing towards the sky, rushing above the clouds, and fleeing straight to the South Gate of Heaven.

"Mother Mother, you are still the one who loves your children and grandchildren." Wen Rui came close to the Mother Mother of Lishan and said, "If you hadn't shown up in time today, I would have suffered a great loss."

With such a powerful thigh, Wen Rui couldn't do anything wrong. He hugged her and licked her when necessary.

Lishan Old Mother glared at him, glaring away ten years of Wen Rui's life, and said with a stern face: "Little Rui, stop teasing me. Do you think I don't know that your attitude towards women is not much better than that young man Duan Pota?"

Wen Rui looked embarrassed: "No, listen to me, explain. Disciples treat men and women equally, and they are not good-looking, but there is no discrimination. This is the real feminism, which is fundamentally different from that Tota junior!"

(End of this chapter)