Chapter 316 Xu Damao Learns Crazy Dog Fist
Chapter 316 Xu Damao Learns Crazy Dog Fist
When we returned to the courtyard, the sky was a little dark.
"Hey, Xiaogang, why are you back so late?"
Cui Gang came back with his schoolbag and bumped into Li Kailang.
Cui Gang explained: "Brother Li, the exam is next week, so you should study harder these days and come back later."
Li Kailang nodded: "Exams, no wonder, you also have final exams, study hard."
Li Kailang patted Cui Gang on the shoulder. He had just finished his final exam and it was almost the time for final exams at school as well.
"Yes! I will study hard."
Cui Gang nodded. He now understood the benefits of reading. After all, there was a vivid example right before his eyes.
Cui Gang studied differently from Li Kailang, Liu Guangqi and others. At that time, everyone studied day by day.
But since Cui Yuan transferred to the electrical engineering department and became an electrician, the Cui family had a bright future and Cui Gang studied more seriously.
In the past, he studied to live up to the expectations of his grandmother and brother, but now he studies purely for himself.
No matter how much you say to encourage others to study, it is not as real and shocking as seeing it with your own eyes.
"Hey, Li Kailang, you're finally back. I've been waiting for you for so long! Come on, let's chat."
Hearing the sound, Xu Damao walked over from the Chuihua Gate and saw Li Kailang.
Li Kailang: "Xu Damao, what do you want from me?"
Xu Damao noticed Cui Gang standing beside him and said, "It's not convenient to talk here. Let's go to your house. Look, I brought the wine."
As he spoke, he raised the glass of West Wind wine in his hand.
Cui Gang said: "Brother Li, I'm going back first."
"Go ahead and study hard."
Li Kailang encouraged him and then looked at Xu Damao, "You brought the wine. It seems you have something to ask for, and it's not a small request. Come with me."
Xu Damao smiled and followed Li Kailang.
After entering the house, Li Kailang went to the kitchen first.
"Xu Damao, please sit down for a while. I'll make two dishes."
Since Xu Damao brought the wine, Li Kailang naturally couldn't do the job, and he was also hungry.
After a while, Li Kailang prepared a few dishes and started eating.
"Have a drink." Xu Damao poured Li Kailang some wine anxiously.
After three rounds of drinks, the two of them got their fill and officially got down to business.
Xu Damao asked for help: "Li Kailang, I see that you are very good at martial arts. Can you teach me some martial arts? I can protect myself."
After saying that, Xu Damao patted his chest.
After hearing this, Li Kailang was confused. Why did Xu Damao learn martial arts for no reason?
Li Kailang squinted at him and guessed, "Do you really want to learn martial arts to protect yourself? Or do you want to bully others?"
Xu Damao smiled and said, "Li Kailang, do you think I am bullying others?"
Li Kailang looked him up and down and nodded, "That's true. You are small, so you can only bully children. If you were a bigger kid, you would be beaten to death."
Hearing this, Xu Damao's face darkened. According to common sense, shouldn't Li Kailang say that he would not bully others?
Li Kailang continued, "To be honest, I don't believe that you are learning martial arts to protect yourself. I have never seen you want to learn it before."
After his little secret was revealed, Xu Damao smiled awkwardly and then explained the reason.
To put it bluntly, I was beaten up by Sha Zhu a few days ago, and I felt upset and wanted to take revenge, but I couldn't beat him.
Since Li Kailang was able to beat up Sha Zhu, Xu Damao thought about learning a few moves from Li Kailang and taking revenge on him severely to satisfy his desire.
After understanding the whole story, Li Kailang rolled his eyes at Xu Damao and said, "If you want revenge, then take revenge. Why are you talking about protecting yourself?"
Xu Damao chuckled, "Li Kailang, I've told you what happened. Do you have any martial arts that can help me get revenge?"
"Yes, I do, but learning martial arts is very hard. I wonder if you can handle it?"
Li Kailang nodded. He only knew Bajiquan, but it was not bad.
"If you want to learn, start tomorrow morning and start with the basic horse stance. When you are more comfortable with it, you can move on to the next one."
Xu Damao looked reluctant: "Ah, you have to start with the horse stance. How long will it take for you to get revenge? I haven't seen you practice it before."
Li Kailang: "What are you saying? Who said I didn't practice? I just didn't practice much in the hospital. It doesn't mean I didn't practice in the factory."
When saying this, Li Kailang felt a little guilty. He had definitely practiced before.
When I first started working in the steel rolling mill, a master came to teach me some martial arts.
Every morning, he and a group of apprentices practiced martial arts in the steel rolling mill, but they were not so serious at the time, and their main purpose was to strengthen their bodies.
Later, after the system gave him Bajiquan, he practiced it in the planting space, but after he mastered it, he stopped practicing it.
After all, the next level is expert, which cannot be improved by practice alone, but requires actual understanding.
"So you practiced in the factory, no wonder." Xu Damao occasionally passed by the transport team and could hear the shouts of martial arts practitioners.
Li Kailang continued, "Given your current small physique, you need to eat more after you start practicing martial arts, otherwise you won't grow muscles."
It's a bit of an exaggeration to say that Xu Damao's figure is skinny, but it's not much better either. Xu Damao is not the only one like this, most people are like this.
It is simply caused by not eating enough and the body lacks nutrition. The only way to solve the problem is to eat more.
When he heard that he had to eat more, Xu Damao immediately refused: "Well, forget it. You know what the situation is like now. Just eat more food."
Hearing this, Li Kailang nodded and said, "That's true, but if you don't eat food, you won't grow meat."
Xu Damao found him at the wrong time. If it had been earlier, it wouldn't have come to this.
Xu Damao: "Li Kailang, do you have any other ideas?"
Li Kailang only knew Bajiquan and no other martial arts. He touched his head helplessly.
"I don't know what you were thinking. With your physique, you actually wanted to take revenge on the stupid pillar."
Xu Damao retorted: "How can I take revenge on Sha Zhu? It's obviously him who always beats me, otherwise I wouldn't think of revenge."
"Li Kailang, please be kind and help me think of a solution." Xu Damao held Li Kailang's hand and looked at him affectionately.
"Hey, let go!" Li Kailang was disgusted and quickly shook it off, "Don't do this, give me some time, I want to think about it!"
"Think about it, take your time, I'll be waiting." Xu Damao said.
Li Kailang took a sip of wine, took a bite of food, and stroked his head, thinking hard.
"Got it!" Li Kailang slammed his chopsticks, "I have a shortcut here, so I don't have to practice so hard."
When Xu Damao heard about the shortcut and that he didn't need to practice, he was immediately overjoyed, "Oh, this is great, this is great, Li Kailang, please tell me what kind of martial arts it is."
Li Kailang: "This martial art is a bit low-brow and has a bad reputation. Are you sure you want to learn it?"
Xu Damao waved his hand nonchalantly: "What's the big deal? It's just a reputation. Do I, Xu Damao, care about this? As long as I can avenge Sha Zhu, any martial arts will do."
Seeing this, Li Kailang introduced to Xu Damao:
"This martial arts school is called Unlimited Fighting. The founder is Master Chen. Every move in this martial arts is..."
That’s right, what Li Kailang introduced was the unlimited fighting style founded by Chen Hegao, which is also known as “Mad Dog Fist” in martial arts circles.
Different from conventional martial arts teaching, No Limits Fighting focuses on the “lower three routes” teaching method.
Although it is unique, it is also controversial, but it is a shortcut.
"This martial art attacks the throat, crotch, eyes, and arm wrestling. Every move is a dirty trick."
To many "people in the martial arts world", this is the most despicable method. Many people who have schools and masters would not bother to use these despicable moves.
However, these actions, which are considered low-brow, are precisely the core moves of the "unique martial arts" created by Chen Hegao. "This kind of martial arts has no dignity and no aesthetic sense. In simple terms, it is not good to fight, it is ugly, and it makes people scream from time to time."
"But this is enough to help you beat Sha Zhu. Do you want to learn this martial art?"
When Xu Damao heard of the "Mad Dog Fist" martial art for the first time, he was so shocked that he was stunned and couldn't recover for a long time.
This kind of martial arts is contrary to the current martial arts. Although Xu Damao did not learn martial arts, he had heard of some martial arts.
Xu Damao asked in disbelief: "Li Kailang, you are yelling and shouting, are you really sure that I can beat Sha Zhu after learning this?"
Li Kailang nodded heavily. "Of course, if you fight with Sha Zhu and use dirty tricks in every move, can Sha Zhu still beat you? Think about it yourself."
Xu Damao fantasized that one day he would fight with Sha Zhu, and use this despicable move to beat Sha Zhu step by step, so that Sha Zhu would jump up and down holding his crotch, or even cover his eyes.
Thinking of this scene, Xu Damao couldn't help but chuckle, and a sense of revenge arose spontaneously.
"Okay, Li Kailang, I want to learn this, you teach me." Xu Damao said hurriedly.
Li Kailang: "Oh, don't worry, this martial arts is not difficult to learn. Before learning martial arts, you must first learn the mental method."
Xu Damao was even more shocked and said, "Heart method? This martial art has a heart method. It seems that I made the right choice. Where is the heart method? Take it out quickly!"
"You have to go to the bookstore to buy the mental method. I don't have it here."
"Go to the bookstore to buy it? Li Kailang, you are right? The Heart Sutra can actually be bought in a bookstore? What is the name of this Heart Sutra?"
"criminal law."
"What?" Xu Damao thought he was hallucinating.
Li Kailang explained: "The core of this martial arts is the criminal law. Go to the bookstore and buy a book called Criminal Law. Read it carefully and learn it well."
"When you can memorize this book of criminal law, I will teach you martial arts."
Li Kailang remembered that when Chen Hegao's disciples first started learning, they did not have to learn the ordinary basic martial arts, but had to read and study the "Criminal Law" first.
Originally, I just needed to read it through, but seeing what Xu Damao did, it would be best to memorize it.
Xu Damao: "Ah? Is it so troublesome? I have to memorize the text. Are you teaching martial arts or giving a class?"
Li Kailang spread his hands and said, "Trouble? You also know that this martial art is full of dirty moves, all for self-protection. If you don't learn the criminal law well, you will end up in the police station if you are not careful."
"Going to jail is a small matter, but don't be careless and get into trouble. It will be too late for you to regret it then."
Hearing this, Xu Damao thought about it and agreed with Li Kailang's statement. Such despicable moves were bound to cause trouble.
But Xu Damao doesn't like reading books, so how can he memorize them?
Li Kailang: "If you don't want to read the book, forget it. It seems that this technique is not meant for you."
Xu Damao was unwilling to give up: "No, Li Kailang, is there any other way to learn this martial arts?"
Li Kailang: "Yes, I just told you all these moves. They are all vile. You can learn them by yourself. When you fight with Sha Zhu, just use them against the vile ones."
Hearing this, Xu Damao suddenly realized, even though he didn't know how to fight, how could he not use all kinds of dirty moves?
Li Kailang suddenly said seriously: "Xu Damao, I am warning you, if you use this martial arts to cause trouble, don't say that I told you, I won't admit it."
Li Kailang said this just in case. If Xu Damao did something bad and exposed him, it would be troublesome.
Of course, even if he confessed, Li Kailang could deny it and say that it was Xu Damao's own idea. After all, everyone knows how to do this and they use this trick when they can't win.
Xu Damao nodded heavily: "Don't worry, even if I go to jail and eat melons, I won't say that you told me. Just pretend that I haven't been here today."
Li Kailang patted his shoulder and said, "Not bad, not bad, but let me tell you something first. This martial art is only for low-class people. Don't use it when there are many people around."
Xu Damao: "Don't worry, I'm not stupid. I'm here to deal with Sha Zhu."
"Come on, drink!" Li Kailang raised his glass and drank with Xu Damao.
Xu Damao thought to himself: "Silly Zhu, just wait, when I learn how to do it, I will kick your head off!"
Just thinking about it, Xu Damao's blood boiled and he wanted to go find trouble with Sha Zhu right now.
Li Kailang listened to Xu Damao's heart suddenly beating hard and couldn't help but mourn for Sha Zhu.
Xu Damao: "Okay, we've finished our meal and drinks, it's getting late, I should go back."
"Okay, go back. I'll take away the dishes. Go back now."
Xu Damao left Li Kailang's house. Although he didn't learn any tricks, he had a new idea, so the meal was not in vain.
Entering the middle courtyard and looking at the brightly lit lights in Sha Zhu's house, Xu Damao had some ideas in his mind.
"No, now is not the time to do it. I need to practice."
"Bah, idiot Zhu, just wait and see how I will take revenge on you when I learn it!" Xu Damao walked back to the backyard.
"Hmm!" Sha Zhu, who was eating, suddenly shivered.
"What's going on? Why do I suddenly feel a chill on my back? Who the hell is cursing me? Do I know who it is? Otherwise, I'll beat you to death!"
After saying that, Sha Zhu continued eating, not caring at all about his feelings just now.
"Tsk tsk tsk, if you want to cause trouble for Sha Zhu, you only have one chance." Li Kailang watched Xu Damao's back disappear.
"If this doesn't work the first time, then Sha Zhu will be on guard, and it will be difficult to succeed. He will have to be severely beaten."
Li Kailang shook his head and was not optimistic about Xu Damao's success.
After all, it is a despicable move. Once used, it will definitely make the opponent furious. The opponent will not be so lenient in his attack and may even beat him to death.
Speaking of the Mad Dog Fist, Li Kailang naturally wanted to try it out. It just so happened that he had watched the video several times before traveling through time.
After entering the planting space, Li Kailang recalled how the video taught and followed suit.
Compared with Bajiquan, Mad Dog Fist is not restricted by moves, and a good move is one that can knock the opponent down quickly.
Therefore, every move is aimed at the fatal weakness of the person, and if a move can be used, a second move will never be used.
Use whatever tricks are the most damaging, such as kicking the crotch, poking the eyes, pinching the Adam's apple, and elbowing the back of the head.
The secret to not getting killed is to kill the opponent first, and be careful not to make a finishing move afterwards.
Finally, everything can be used as a weapon. You can beat someone with a brick but never with your hands. You can attack from behind but never head-on.
Things like steel bars, keys, large rocks on the ground, sand, and small scissors are all very good tools.
Stones can be used to attack from a long distance, sand can be grabbed to cover the opponent's eyes, and scissors can be used to stab the chest, causing fatal damage to the opponent.
And the most important point is to howl before using the Mad Dog Fist.
While the opponent is confused by this situation, quickly lock onto the criminal's vital parts and hit him with one blow.
At the same time, the body must be constantly shaking to prevent the criminals from locking on to your head and attacking you.
"Ouch!"
"what!"
"Hey, hey!"
All kinds of strange howling sounds came out of Li Kailang's mouth, and he was holding a wrench in his hand and doing strange things.
After a while, Li Kailang gradually mastered the essence of this martial art.
A new skill [Unlimited Defense (Beginner's Guide)] also appeared on the skill panel.
"Huh——" Li Kailang let out a long sigh and watched the new skills appear.
"This mad dog punch is really fierce."
In front of him was a wooden stake with a palm diameter, which was broken into pieces by Li Kailang using a wrench.
In addition, Li Kailang also discovered that practicing Mad Dog Fist has a benefit, which is that it can relieve emotions and relax the mood.
"Luckily, we are practicing in the cultivation space. It is very stress-relieving with all the shouting and yelling. But if we were practicing outside, people might think we are crazy."
After practicing the Mad Dog Fist for a while, Li Kailang felt a little tired. After all, it was not an easy task to shout and scream, shake his head and tail, and concentrate.
"This deadly Mad Dog Fist is indeed more enjoyable to use than Bajiquan."
(End of this chapter)