Chapter 305: What is it like to poop while sleeping?

Chapter 305: What is it like to poop while sleeping?

Chapter 305: What is it like to poop while sleeping?
6.3, Wednesday.

Early in the morning, after cleaning the yard, Qin Huairu went back to make breakfast, and specially made white flour steamed buns.

"Finally I can eat some white flour. I'm so greedy." Jia Dongxu rubbed his hands and stared at the steamed buns on the table.

Without caring whether his hands were clean or not, he just reached out and took one and took a bite.

"Hmm~"

"That's the taste." Jia Dongxu was very happy eating it. He found the steamed bun a bit sweet, but he didn't care.

Jia Zhang and Bang Geng were equally eager to take a bite of the steamed bun and ate it with gusto.

Qin Huairu, who was standing by, watched them eat with such relish that her throat moved involuntarily and she reached out to grab one.

"Pa!" Jia Zhang quickly slapped the back of Qin Huairu's hand with chopsticks.

Qin Huairu pulled her hand back in pain, covering the two bright red chopstick marks.

Jia Zhang squinted her eyes and said rudely, "What are you eating? There is no portion for you here. Eat the steamed bread instead."

In this regard, Jia Dongxu had no intention of speaking for Qin Huairu. Qin Huairu also understood and did not say anything. She just reached out to take the steamed bread and eat it.

"There's still some bang gen in the bowl, eat it slowly!" Jia Zhang smiled as she looked at the bang gen being wolfed down.

After breakfast, Jia Dongxu went to work.

"Gulu gulu~~~"

In the workshop, the roar of machines was intertwined with this strange sound.

After working in the workshop for a while, Jia Dongxu suddenly felt his abdomen being stirred by a powerful force, churning constantly as if it was about to break through his belly.

Jia Dongxu frowned, held his stomach tightly with both hands, and his face showed an extremely painful expression.

But this was not the worst. His head began to feel dizzy, the scenery in front of his eyes began to become blurry, and his eyelids felt heavy as if they were filled with lead.

The "Gurgle Gurgle~~~" sound became more and more frequent.

Jia Dongxu finally couldn't bear it anymore and squatted down to try to relieve the pain.

But it was of no use, my stomach was still churning and my eyelids were getting heavier.

"Bang!" Jia Dongxu fell to the ground, unconscious.

"Jia Dongxu, Jia Dongxu, what's wrong with you?"

Seeing this, Xiao Li, a worker nearby, immediately put down his tools, rushed over and pressed Jia Dongxu's philtrum.

But it was of no use, Jia Dongxu remained unconscious.

"What's going on? What's going on? What happened?" After hearing the noise, Guo Dapiezi also hurried over.

Seeing Jia Dongxu falling to the ground, my heart couldn't help but tighten.

It was only the second day since he officially took office. If something happened, he would be in big trouble. Would someone die again?
"I don't know. Jia Dongxu suddenly fell to the ground and he didn't wake up even when I pressed his philtrum."

"Whatever you fear will come true. It should come at any other time, but it has to come at this time." Guo Dapiezi complained and hurriedly directed everyone.

"Hurry up, send Jia Dongxu to the infirmary."

Although Jia Dongxu usually doesn't do a good job, in such a critical situation, no one would stand by and watch him die.

The people around lent a hand and lifted Jia Dongxu up, preparing to send him to the infirmary.

"Puff~" A series of sounds came out at an inopportune time.

The sound was very strange, it sounded like a fart, but it was extremely loud and smelled terrible.

"Who the hell farted? It's already this late and it stinks!" Someone couldn't help but curse.

Everyone freed one hand to cover their noses, but still did not let go of Jia Dongxu.

"Puff~" Another series of fart sounds were heard.

This time the noise was louder and smellier, making people want to escape from the workshop.

"Fuck, who farted? Stand up. Can't you hold your fart at this time? Believe it or not, I will cut your butt in half!" Someone cursed loudly.

"Damn it, did you eat shit yesterday? It stinks! Don't let me know who put it there, or I'll beat you to death!"

Before everyone finished cursing, another sound was heard.

"Gurgle gurgle--" a louder sound rang out.

There was no fart this time, but everyone realized that something was wrong. Wasn't this the sound of a stomachache?

"Damn, it's so noisy, what did he eat? Could he have taken laxative?" someone speculated.

Everyone immediately looked for where the sound came from.

"GuluGulu——"

Everyone looked at Jia Dongxu who was lifted up. The voice came from him.

"Gudong~"

The people who were lifting Jia Dongxu's legs swallowed their saliva involuntarily, their eyes fixed on Jia Dongxu's pants, fearing that something bad would happen next.

But what they fear will come to pass.

"collapse!"

The next second, a loud noise erupted from Jia Dongxu's buttocks, and the sound echoed throughout the workshop.

At the same time, an indescribable stench instantly spread, making people want to vomit.

Suddenly, a big bulge appeared in Jia Dongxu's trousers, and then a stream of yellow liquid gushed out of his trousers and quickly spread on the ground.

"Ugh~"

Several people couldn't help but retching, and quickly put down Jia Dongxu's legs and ran out of the workshop in a hurry to breathe fresh air.

Seeing this, others rushed out of the workshop to avoid the stench.

"Oh my god, what did Jia Dongxu eat? It stinks!" someone yelled and rushed out of the workshop to find water to wash off the stench.

"Did Jia Dongxu eat shit? It stinks!"

Seeing this, other workers also rushed out of the workshop and ran outside to breathe fresh air.

"GuluGulu——"

Even outside the workshop, one could still hear Jia Dongxu's endless noise.

Everyone lay down at the door of the workshop and looked inside, only to see Jia Dongxu lying on the ground motionless, with a large area of ​​his pants wet around his buttocks.

The ground around him was also filled with yellow liquid and some unidentified objects, which shocked everyone.

"Fuck, Jia Dongxu pooped and peed in his trouser pocket, so disgusting, what did he eat yesterday?"

"Gurgle-Gurgle-Bang-Gurgle-Gurgle-Gurgle-"

Jia Dongxu's butt made rhythmic movements.

"Fortunately we got out early. If we had stayed in the workshop, we would have been stinking to death." Someone said thankfully.

His words made others agree that the workshop was in a semi-enclosed state and the air was not well circulated.

Considering the noise Jia Dongxu made, and it's still summer now, you can imagine that staying in the workshop is like a big steam room, which must have suffocated them to death.

At this time, Director Yang was inspecting the workshop. Seeing them standing outside one by one, his face turned a little ugly.

"What's going on? Why are you staying outside instead of going to the workshop to produce during working hours? Where is Director Guo?"

Director Yang walked forward and scolded him, then turned around to look for Guo Dapiezi and demanded a result from him.

"Director Yang, Director Yang, I'm here!" Guo Dapiezi hurried to him.

Director Yang pointed at the workers and asked, "What's going on? Why are you staying outside during working hours instead of going to the workshop to produce?"

"Director Yang, please listen to my explanation, listen to my explanation." Guo Dapiezi looked worried.

"Okay, go ahead and tell me how you explain it."

Guo Dapiezi hesitated for a moment, feeling that no matter what he said, he could not fully express the situation on the scene, so he decided to let Director Yang see it with his own eyes.

"Director Yang, please follow me." Guo Dapiezi took Director Yang's hand and came to the door of the workshop.

When Director Yang saw Jia Dongxu fainted on the ground, his face turned pale instantly.

Deng Chaoquan’s matter hasn’t been dealt with yet, and another one has died?
"Director Guo, what's going on?"

Guo Dapiezi took a few steps back and said, "Director Yang, smell it carefully."

"Smell? What does that mean?" Director Yang said, taking a deep breath.

"vomit--"

A foul smell of shit rushed straight to his head, and for a moment Director Yang lost his mind. Fortunately, Guo Dapiezi grabbed him.

Director Yang almost fell to the ground.

"Director Yang, are you okay?" Guo Dapiezi asked with concern.

Director Yang walked away from the workshop, took a deep breath for a while, and only after he got rid of the stench in his mouth and nose did he feel better.

Director Yang pointed at the workshop and asked, "What's going on? Why is it so smelly?"

Guo Dapiezi shrugged and spread his hands. "I guess Jia Dongxu must have eaten something, and the smell came from him."

Guo Dapiezi gave a brief explanation to Director Yang.

Director Yang directed: "Okay, I got it. Take him to the infirmary immediately. Don't let one person delay the production of the workshop."

Hearing this, no one moved. Jia Dongxu was so smelly, who knows what would pop out of him. What if it got all over their faces?
Jia Dongxu's reputation is ruined, and they don't want to ruin his reputation.

Seeing no one moving, Guo Dapiezi shouted, "Didn't you hear what Director Yang said? Why don't you hurry up and take Jia Dongxu to the infirmary!"

Someone expressed his concerns: "Director Yang, if Jia Dongxu suddenly poops, it will be dirty, but I'm afraid our reputation will be ruined. Should I not move?"

Everyone looked at each other, and no one was willing to move Jia Dongxu.

Jia Dongxu was not popular in the workshop. If he was simply unconscious, no one would mind helping him.

But Jia Dongxu is in such a miserable state now that not only will he get nothing good, but he may also bring harm to innocent people.

Director Yang came up with a solution: "Send him to the infirmary on a cart." Upon hearing this solution, everyone immediately pushed the cart over, but they had to enter the workshop to move Jia Dongxu, which made everyone take a step back.

With Jia Dongxu in this state, who would dare to move him? What if he accidentally makes a noise of shit or piss?
Director Yang: "Whoever goes in to move Jia Dongxu will have paid leave today."

Hearing this, a few brave men, like death warriors, held their breath and went in to carry Jia Dongxu onto the cart.

Director Yang said, "Send him to the infirmary immediately and let the doctor see what's wrong with him."

"Also, notify his family to come pick him up, and ask them to bring some clothes."

After Jia Dongxu was pushed away, everyone couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief and finally they could breathe deeply.

"Okay, now that everyone has left, you guys should speed up production." After giving the order, Director Yang was about to leave.

The workers went back to the workshop, let out a "vomit" sound, and ran out again.

"It stinks! Jia Dongxu has left, why is there still a stench in the workshop?"

"Forget it. I won't go back until this stench goes away."

"Did Jia Dongxu eat shit? It smells so bad!"

Guo Dapiezi didn't know what to do for a moment and looked at Director Yang.

But Director Yang thought it was bad luck and said, "You are the workshop director, you can do it yourself, just don't delay the workshop production."

Director Yang was too lazy to care about this matter and just turned around and left.

Guo Dapiezi commanded: "Don't just stand there, open the doors and windows quickly to ventilate the room, otherwise we will have to work overtime tonight."

Upon hearing this, everyone had to endure the stench and open the doors and windows even if they were reluctant.

After all, food is in short supply now, and the steel mill doesn’t prepare dinner, so everyone has to endure hunger.

On the other side, several people were pulling a cart towards the infirmary.

"What did Jia Dongxu eat? He's been pooping all the way and he's not finished yet. It stinks so bad!"

Under the cart, a clearly visible water line spread across the ground, emitting an indescribable stench.

On the cart, Jia Dongxu's stomach was still rumbling, and several people had to speak loudly to cover up the sound.

They were afraid that they would not be able to hold back in the next second.

"GuluGulu——"

“Smash it, smash it—”

"puff--"

Hearing the noise, everyone immediately moved away from Jia Dongxu.

Jia Dongxu was lying on the cart, sleeping soundly, smacking his lips and ejaculating.

If it weren't for the pants blocking it, it would have formed a urine and feces tract, but it's not that bad now.

"Luckily we used a cart. If we had carried Jia Dongxu here, we would have been covered in shit and piss. It's disgusting just thinking about it."

Thinking of this, several people shuddered with lingering fear.

"Hey, what did you guys do? You made the road full of water and it stinks."

Niu Laxi was seen coming from afar, pointing at them and cursing at them.

"Look, you know how hard it is for me to clean these up. If you do this again, clean it up yourself!"

After hearing what Niu Laxi said, they were speechless.

"Comrade, we didn't do that."

Hearing this, Niu Laxi was immediately furious, with his hands on his hips, "It wasn't you who did it, could it be that I did it, am I sick?"

Words are not enough, Ji Ren immediately pointed at Jia Dongxu and said, "Comrade, look for yourself, smell it for yourself."

Looking at the innocent expressions of several people, Niu Laxi felt a little suspicious. Could it be that he had scolded the wrong person?

Looking at Jia Dongxu, he saw the water stains, the bad smell, and the "plop plop" noise.

Niu Laxi was so frightened that he stepped back repeatedly, "Damn it, this guy must have eaten shit, it stinks!"

"Comrade, you see, it wasn't us who did it." The workers hurriedly clarified.

"I'm sorry, I wronged you." Niu Laxi smiled awkwardly, "Hurry up and do what you need to do. I can clean it up myself."

Niu Laxi covered her nose and waved her hands to signal them to leave.

After they pushed Jia Dongxu away, Niu Laxi took a deep breath.

"My goodness, what did this person eat? The smell is so strong, and I don't know who it is?"

"No, I have to know who did it. If I don't know who did it, I won't be able to sleep if I go back to sleep."

"Hey, wait for me!" Thinking of this, Niu Laxi immediately caught up.

After Niu Laxi caught up with Jia Dongxu, he stared at him while he was sleeping, wanting to memorize his face.

He also asked everything about what Jia Dongxu did in his workshop so that he could go back and tell his colleagues about it.

Finally, several people arrived at the infirmary.

The doctor on duty at the factory suddenly smelled a foul odor that went straight to his head. He staggered and almost fell to his knees.

"What the hell have you brought here? It stinks. Take it away now." The doctor waved his hand in disgust.

"Doctor, you can't push him away. This man comes to you for medical treatment. You can't just stand by and watch him die!" someone said.

The doctor frowned, "What's going on?"

Several people briefly explained the cause, and the doctor had no choice but to endure the stench and treat Jia Dongxu.

On the other side, the Jia family.

They are not much better.

"Hello, are Jia Dongxu's family members here?" asked the person who was sent to report Jia Dongxu.

He stood outside the Jia family's door, watching it wide open, but seeing no movement, he thought of walking closer and knocking on the door.

"Oh..." A foul smell from the Jia family rushed straight to his head, and he immediately ran to the side and retched.

"I'm here, at home!" Qin Huairu's voice came from the room.

Qin Huairu ran out in a hurry, and he was about to explain when he saw Qin Huairu.

But along with Qin Huairu came a foul smell.

"Ugh——" He immediately ran to the side and retched.

"Comrade, are you okay?" Qin Huairu asked with concern.

"Don't come over, don't come over, just stand there." He hurriedly moved away from Qin Huairu.

"Jia Dongxu has fainted and was sent to the factory infirmary. Go check him out right away."

After saying that, he left immediately, and suddenly thought of something, "By the way, remember to bring a set of clothes when you go."

After saying that, he ran out of the yard without stopping.

"Something happened to Dongxu too!" Qin Huairu looked at the Jia family anxiously.

Jia Zhang and Bang Geng were covered in feces and urine, making the whole house stink. They needed Qin Huairu to take care of them.

"What should I do?" Qin Huairu looked at the Jia family and then at the direction of the steel mill.

"Never mind, Dongxu is the most important!" Qin Huairu ran out immediately and came back halfway to get clothes.

The person sent to inform returned to the workshop and immediately told everyone about the situation of the Jia family.

The whole workshop knew that Jia Dongxu and the Jia family stank, as if they had eaten shit.

This gossip spread instantly throughout the steel mill, and the reputation of the Jia family and Jia Dongxu was completely ruined.

Jia Dongxu, in particular, was a man whose skill of defecating while sleeping won admiration from everyone in the steel mill, from Director Yang to ordinary workers.

They compared themselves and found that they could not poop while sleeping and smack their lips at the same time.

In addition to his reputation as a first-class worker for seven years, Jia Dongxu was also given the title of "King of Shit and Piss".

After the treatment, the Jia family found out that they had been drugged.

The doctor in the infirmary could not help but admire the talent of the person who administered the drug, "How could this person want to take laxatives and sleeping pills together?"

"But he did a good job. He finally knew the consequences of taking these two drugs. I don't need to give him drugs anymore."

Unexpectedly, the doctor in the infirmary is also a "passionate person".

Jia Dongxu lay on the bed, helpless and furious, venting his emotions, "Who is it? Who is harming our Jia family!"

Jia Zhang cursed: "If I knew who did it, I would kill him!"

Even Bang Geng, who was lying exhausted on the bed, had a gleam of hatred in his eyes.

"Qin Huairu, why are we all in trouble? Only you are not in trouble? Did you drug her?"

Jia Zhang looked at Qin Huairu with hatred. She was intact and tired after a day of hard work.

Jia Dongxu and Banggeng were also staring at her.

"Mom, how can you think like that? I want to eat steamed buns, too. It's you who won't let me eat them. If I eat them, won't I be in trouble?"

Qin Huairu felt extremely aggrieved. She had worked hard all day to clean up for them, but she never expected to be suspected.

But in her heart she was very grateful to the person who drugged her, as they were finally punished.

"Hmph, I hope it wasn't you who drugged me, otherwise don't blame me for being rude." Jia Zhang said gritting her teeth.

Now they just want to find the murderer, but the more important thing is the reputation of their Jia family.

As for Li Kailang, the mastermind behind the scenes, he couldn't help but smile knowingly when he heard the two Jia family members were furious.

"You still want to hire someone to kill me."

"However, this little bit of reward is still not enough. Let's take it slow."

(End of this chapter)