Chapter 318 "The Dragon Ball Generals' Hilarious Campus Trip"
Under the dreamlike sky of the Dragon Ball world, the sun is like a dazzling golden yarn, pouring down without reservation, gently covering all things in the world, and every inch of land is immersed in the warm glow. The sky is as clear as a deep and boundless blue crystal, pure without any impurities, and the white clouds like cotton wool float slowly, just like dreamy notes gently plucked by the breeze, leisurely composing a moving movement in the air. The breeze is like a smart elf, lightly blowing, carrying the rich fragrance of blooming flowers and the fresh breath of fresh grass, interweaving a fascinating and wonderful fragrance, making the whole world immersed in a leisurely and cheerful atmosphere, just like a lively painting slowly unfolding before your eyes.
Qiqi hummed a cheerful but completely out-of-tune tune, and her steps were so brisk that she seemed to break free from gravity and fly, skipping all the way to the vegetable market. The vegetable market was as lively as a grand carnival party. The vendors shouted at the top of their lungs, and the shouts were like a fierce high-pitched contest, one louder than the other; the customers bargained and refused to give in, and the posture was like two major camps fighting a war without gunpowder but full of gunpowder; the poultry were frightened, and their cries were in a mess, but they unexpectedly pieced together a different kind of market rhapsody. The stalls were filled with a dazzling array of fresh fruits and vegetables, red like burning flames, green like warm jade, and colorful as if God had overturned the paint box, dazzling, as if walking into a colorful fairy tale world. Kiki is like a busy and cheerful little bee, shuttling back and forth between the stalls. With sharp eyes, she carefully selects the ingredients to cook a super meal for her family tonight. Every selection action is filled with deep love for her family.
At this moment, Qiqi looked up inadvertently, and her eyes were instantly attracted by several young men. They were dressed in suits that looked like they had just walked out of the cover of a fashion magazine, and their hair was slicked back and forth, shining in the sun, just like a glittering and exquisite helmet on their heads. They spoke fluent English like a string of cannonballs, and enthusiastically discussed those academic issues that were as complex as a maze, oblivious to the people around them and full of confidence. They exuded the unique elegance of intellectuals, like elegant magicians walking out of the mysterious castle of knowledge, and their every move showed wisdom and cultivation. Qiqi's eyes were wide open, and she thought to herself: "Look at their style, and then look at those guys in our family who only know how to wield swords and guns all day long, who are no different from primitive people. It's time for them to be influenced by knowledge and recharge themselves."
After buying the groceries, Chi-Chi rushed to Bulma's house like an arrow shot from a bow. As soon as she entered the house, she shouted in a voice loud enough to blow off the roof: "Bulma! You really should go to the vegetable market to look at those young people. They are educated and handsome. They are so handsome that they shine! Look at our Saiyans. They only know how to fight and kill all day long. They are like a group of headless flies. This is not good. They must go to school!"
Bulma was sitting on the sofa leisurely, holding a glass of juice in her hand, enjoying a relaxing time, but she was frightened by Chi-Chi's sudden roar, and her hand trembled, and the juice almost splashed on her fashionable skirt like a cannonball. She glared at Chi-Chi and scolded her: "Hey, Chi-Chi, why are you so anxious? Tell me slowly, who is fighting again?"
Qiqi exaggerated what she saw and heard in the market, and finally excitedly raised her arms and shouted like a speaker: "Knowledge changes everything! Not only the Saiyans, but also No. 18 and No. 17, who were delayed in their studies by that old man Dr. Gero, have to go to school! And Lan Qi, this girl has to improve her knowledge level quickly, otherwise how can she keep up with the pace of the times in the future!"
Bulma's eyes rolled around, she thought this idea was simply indescribable, she slapped her thigh excitedly and said, "Okay! Then let Vegeta, Goku, Broly, and Lin Feng all go to school. Especially Broly and Lin Feng, their muscles are as developed as two small mountains, they are almost 300 meters tall, and weigh more than 18 kilograms. When they stand there, they look like a moving steel fortress, much taller than Vegeta and Goku, who is only 17 meters tall. Add No. , No. and Ranch, and form a super reading alliance!"
Bulma immediately told everyone about this idea. When Piccolo heard this, his green face instantly wrinkled like a bitter gourd, and he muttered in dissatisfaction: "I am a Megasian, and I also have to go to school? Can studying increase my fighting power? This is a pure waste of time."
Qiqi put her hands on her hips, like an angry tigress, and said angrily: "Picker, don't worry about whether studying can improve your combat effectiveness. Knowledge can change everything. This is an ironclad truth! You fight and kill all day long. What a disgrace! Just go to school! If you don't go, I won't cook. Just wait and see what you eat. You can just starve!"
Piccolo sighed helplessly and muttered quietly: "I really don't understand these weird ideas of you Earthlings."
In order to go to Xidu Elite Academy, everyone changed into suits. After Wukong put on the suit, he looked like a shamatte Saiyan who accidentally stumbled into the earth from outer space. His iconic crab head protruded abruptly from the collar of his suit, and his hairy hair was like crab legs, showing off his uniqueness and unruly to the world. The cuffs were ridiculously short, revealing his hairy wrists, like a "suit savage" who had not yet evolved completely and just ran out of the primeval forest. He also twisted and turned proudly in front of the mirror, shaking his head vigorously with a good feeling about himself, and the crab head shook more and more violently, as if it would break away from his head in the next second and go out to explore the world on its own.
Vegeta had a spiky haircut, with each strand of hair standing upright as if struck by lightning, full of aggression, as if announcing his arrogance and arrogance to the world. The suit on him was like putting an awkward yoke on the proud prince. His brows were furrowed, as if they could pinch flies to death, and he kept pulling at his collar, trying to make himself more comfortable, complaining: "This damn thing, it's so uncomfortable to wear, like being trapped by a tight hoop, I really don't understand why I have to wear this, it's just torture."
Broly and Lin Feng both had big afros, with their hair standing straight up, as if they were about to break through the ceiling and reach the sky, full of wildness. When they put on their suits, the scene was simply a disaster movie. They were nearly 300 meters tall and weighed over kilograms. Their muscles were bulging, making the seams of their suits sizzle, as if they would all burst open in the next second, performing a "suit disintegration show". Broly's shoulders were as wide as door panels, and his suit jacket looked like a child's bib. Several buttons flew off like bullets, and his tie was tied by his thick neck like a thin hemp rope that would break at any time, shaky. Lin Feng's pants were so short that they could only barely cover his calves. He looked like a long-legged weird uncle in a suit, and every step he took made people laugh. They looked at each other, Broly scratched his head, and said in confusion: "Why does this suit feel like it's for hobbits? It's too small." Lin Feng smiled bitterly and replied: "Yeah, I guess we have to find a tailor from Giant Country to make clothes that fit us, otherwise it's impossible to wear it."
On the first day of school, the Xidu Elite Academy was full of novelty and expectation, as if a grand carnival was about to take place. When Goku, Vegeta, Broly, and Lin Feng, the killers, stepped into the campus, they instantly caused a commotion like a "magnitude 10 earthquake". As soon as they walked to the door of the classroom, the door frame trembled as if it had encountered an earthquake, as if it was groaning in pain and bearing unprecedented pressure. The classmates were like disturbed birds, casting surprised eyes, and were frightened by these strange-looking, giant-like guys, as if they had seen mysterious creatures from another world.
"Wow, what kind of creature is this? How can it be so tall? Is it from the Land of Giants?" A classmate was so surprised that his jaw almost dropped to the ground. His eyes were as big as bells and his face was full of disbelief.
"Their hair is so weird, like a hedgehog and as if it had just been blown up. It's so weird." Another classmate covered his mouth and exclaimed in a low voice, his eyes full of curiosity and surprise.
When Broly and Lin Feng walked into the classroom, they had to shrink their necks and crouch like big shrimps. Even so, their heads almost made a hole in the ceiling. The chandelier in the classroom was shaken like crazy and felt like it would fall down at any time, as if protesting against this sudden "invasion". They finally sat on the specially made oversized tables and chairs, but under their huge bodies, the tables and chairs were as small as toys, as if they would be crushed into pieces at any time, making a "crunching" sound under the weight.
At this time, the teacher walked into the classroom with a brisk pace. Seeing these "special" students, the teacher was slightly stunned at first, his eyes were as big as copper bells, but soon he showed a kind smile like Maitreya Buddha, and said loudly: "Students, learning has no borders. Whether you are tall giants, ordinary students, or even alien friends from outer space, as long as you are eager for knowledge, we will teach you everything we know without reservation. This is the great fearless spirit of our Xidu Elite Academy!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a low voice like thunder suddenly came from the door: "Humph, I really hope this reading can be of some practical use, don't waste my time." Everyone turned their heads and saw that it was the Great Demon King Piccolo who slowly walked in. His green skin glowed strangely like a fluorescent stick in the sun, and his tall and slightly bulky body made the atmosphere in the classroom tense in an instant, as if the air had solidified. The students were as curious as kittens, staring at him without blinking, whispering to each other, as if they were discussing a puzzle from a mysterious world.
"Wow, his skin is actually green, how magical!"
"Yeah, it looks a bit scary. Is he really going to come and study with us?"
The teacher looked at the students' surprised expressions, smiled helplessly, and said, "Students, learning has no borders. Friends of different races and different planets can all learn knowledge here. Just like people from different countries on Earth come to study, we will teach them equally. Although Bick is from the planet Meike, he also has the right to pursue knowledge."
Piccolo felt a little uncomfortable under everyone's gazes. He cleared his throat and said seriously, "Ahem, hello everyone! Looking back, I followed the Great Devil Piccolo and did a lot of bad things. Now I think about it, I regret it. So I decided to turn over a new leaf and become a Megan again! I will study hard, make progress every day, do more good things, contribute to society, and strive to be a good student so that everyone can accept me. Please take care of me in the future!"
After hearing what Bick said, the students were stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter. Some students laughed so hard that they seemed to die; some students laughed until tears came out, and wiped their tears with their hands; and some students laughed and applauded, as if Bick was the best comedian on the stage.
In class, the teacher was talking endlessly about complicated knowledge at the podium, but Broly and Lin Feng were confused, their heads were like a ball of paste. Broly was scratching his afro frantically, and dandruff was flying like snowflakes, as if he was creating a "dandruff storm"; then he was picking his fingers out of boredom, and his huge body was twisting and turning in his seat like a restless earthworm, squeezing the table next to him out of shape, as if it was run over by a steamroller, making a painful "crunch" sound.
"Hey, can you please behave yourself? How can I listen to the class if you act like this?" The classmate sitting at the same table was so angry that his face turned red. He protested in dissatisfaction, with obvious anger and helplessness in his voice.
"Hehe, I can't sit still. This knowledge is more headache-inducing than fighting Frieza. I feel like my head is going to explode." Broly answered with a silly grin, revealing a mouthful of big white teeth. There was a hint of simplicity and innocence in that smile.
Goku's super eye-catching crab head is like a glowing beacon, always attracting the attention of classmates. The teacher has to remind him to concentrate again and again like Tang Seng chanting sutras. He touches his hair furtively, as if he is checking whether the crab head has "escaped"; then he looks around like a curious little monkey, completely unable to focus on the content of the class, as if there is something more interesting in the outside world that is attracting him. Although Vegeta tries hard to pretend to listen carefully, the impatient expression on his face seems to say "I don't want to learn". He probably thinks in his heart: "How can this knowledge be as useful as fighting skills? I really don't understand why I have to suffer this."
No. 17 was lying on the table, drowsy like a lazy cat, purring from time to time, as if he was having an intimate date with Zhou Gong. No. 18 was beautiful and charming, like a responsible little alarm clock, poking him from time to time to remind him to cheer up, and muttering: "Don't sleep, listen carefully in class, otherwise don't expect me to help you in the future." Lan Qi was equally beautiful, and she was as serious as a top student, constantly taking notes, and explaining to Broly what the teacher was saying from time to time. She leaned close to Broly and whispered: "Broly, look here, what the teacher said is very important, you should listen carefully." Broly nodded, as if he understood, but there was a trace of confusion in his eyes, as if he had lost his way in the ocean of knowledge.
During the break, Broly and Lin Feng, like two curious bears, wandered to the vending machine to buy some drinks to quench their thirst. The two stood in front of the vending machine, studying it blankly for a long time, as if they were looking at an alien creature, with doubts in their eyes.
"How do I use this thing? Where is the instruction manual?" Lin Feng frowned and asked with a puzzled look on his face, as if he was studying a profound scientific problem.
"Who cares? Watch me!" Broly said, and punched the vending machine like throwing a bomb. With a loud "clang", the vending machine emitted thick black smoke as if it was hit by a missile, and drinks flew everywhere like bullets, as if a rain of drinks fell from the sky. When the classmates heard the sound, they gathered around to watch the fun like little bees attracted by the fragrance of flowers. Some screamed in surprise, the sound was so sharp that it could pierce the eardrum; others couldn't help laughing, laughing so hard that tears almost came out, as if they had seen a wonderful magic show.
"Broly, you can't do this! You are destroying public property!" Lan Qi ran over like a firefighter, and said angrily and amusedly, with helplessness and blame written all over her face.
At this time, No. 17 suddenly raised his hand and asked: "Teacher, can I bring small animals to school? I want to bring my pet to study with me." The teacher replied with a smile: "Student No. 17, small animals cannot be brought to school. School is a place for learning. It must be kept quiet and tidy."
After school, everyone was walking home together. Suddenly, a little girl was playing on the road and didn't notice that a bus was coming fast. The situation was extremely critical. In a flash, Broly was quick-witted and jumped over like Superman, blocking the bus with his strong body. The bus braked with a "squeak" and the front of the car was deformed, but Broly was like nothing happened, protecting the little girl steadily, like an indestructible fortress. The driver stuck his head out in horror and shouted, "Are you okay? Are you okay?" Broly brushed the dust off his body and grinned, "How could a Saiyan be in trouble!" The passers-by around him were stunned and exclaimed, "Wow, he is a great hero!" The little girl also looked at Broly with admiration and said, "Big brother, you are so awesome!" Broly scratched his head embarrassedly and said with a smile, "Hehe, it's no big deal." This scene made everyone laugh. In this peaceful era, such interesting things have added a lot of joy to their lives, like a ray of warm sunshine, illuminating their ordinary and surprising daily life.
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