Chapter 318: Special Event at Houmu Restaurant
"Oh, so boring. All the comics have been taken away by Yulan Dell. There is no interest at all..."
Theresa lay listlessly on the table, constantly complaining about her niece in her heart, even though they were getting along quite well yesterday.
But when he came back, all the comics that he had collected for many years were confiscated.
"Damn you, niece! I was so nice to you before, but you treat your aunt like this?"
What's more, today is a rare day off and there are no urgent tasks, which makes Theresa, who has nothing to do, feel bored.
Just as Theresa was thinking about where to go to relax today, she suddenly remembered an event advertisement of a store she saw by chance a few days ago.
She remembered that she had specially saved it, so she began to search through it and soon found a poster.
[Houm Restaurant special event, only for couples to sign up, there are rich prizes waiting for you~]
"Yes, that's it! I almost forgot about it."
Theresa was very excited because the grand prize in this store included an extra-large Homunculus doll, which she had been coveting for a long time.
But the poster also said that only couples can participate, which means Theresa has to bring someone along. It also specifically stated that only heterosexuals are accepted, and heretics such as homosexuality are not accepted.
At first, Theresa wanted to ask Fu Hua to help her win the grand prize. After all, as long as Fu Hua wore men's clothes, others would basically think that Fu Hua was a man.
Then Theresa repeated her old trick and when she went there to make an appointment, she was discovered by the boss at a glance. She never expected that Fu Hua had worked in this store before, so the boss naturally knew Fu Hua's real gender.
So, Theresa finally asked the captain for help...
"So, is this the place you mentioned before, Theresa?"
After listening to Theresa's reasons, the captain also understood the cause of the incident. He saw the huge Hom doll from the window.
Theresa held the captain's arm, leaning on him like a girlfriend, and whispered, "Captain, we have to pretend to be intimate when the time comes. The owner of this store is very strict. She will carefully observe every couple, and any couple who are found pretending to be a couple will be disqualified."
Just as he finished speaking, another fake couple was kicked out by the boss. The captain looked over curiously, but unexpectedly saw that the girlfriend of the couple took off her wig and threw it on the ground and started to feel helpless and furious, while her good brother next to her was comforting the girlfriend.
The captain was puzzled. "Is this store's activity so popular? There are actually people who are willing to give up their dignity and dress up as women?"
Theresa: "Maybe it's because couples can enjoy a 50% discount at this store, so those who love to get a bargain will naturally not miss this opportunity to make a good deal."
Captain: "Why didn't you tell me about this earlier? Let's go over there without further delay!"
Theresa: "Hey, wait a minute, Captain, don't run so fast!"
……
When the captain and Theresa were about to enter Houmu Restaurant, they were stopped by the owner standing at the door. "Wait a minute, are you really a couple?"
Captain: "We are really a couple, absolutely true!"
Theresa nodded and agreed, "That's right!"
As the captain spoke, he stuck to Theresa's cute little face and rubbed it non-stop, looking very intimate. Theresa was startled by the captain's sudden action, but in order to get away with it, Theresa had no choice but to let the captain stick to her.
The boss "doesn't look like a romantic relationship, it looks more like... a father-daughter relationship."
Captain/Theresa: "No way!"
Theresa was particularly angry when she heard the words "father and daughter". Wasn't this just a disguised way of expressing that she was short?
Theresa immediately retorted, "Don't treat me like a child! I'm an adult! Humph."
Captain: "Ahem, Boss, you heard it, Sasha is a legal loli, so we love each other!"
Then the captain signaled to Theresa with his eyes, and Theresa understood. The two of them tacitly used gestures to form a heart to prove it to their boss.
The boss thought the couple in front of her didn't seem fake, but she knew the white-haired girl. A few days ago, she brought a woman who looked like a man to her place in an attempt to pass it off. If the woman hadn't happened to have worked for her, she really wouldn't have been able to tell them apart.
So this made the boss impressed by the little girl.
However, the boss is not the kind of person who would simply accuse others. What if that person really found a real boyfriend during this period of time?
So the boss half-believed and half-doubted and said, "Since you two are a couple, then kiss in front of me to prove whether you are a real couple."
Theresa's face instantly turned red when she heard this, her eyes began to evade, and she began to scold the owner of this store in her heart (Damn it! Isn't this asking me to kiss the captain in public? This boss is crazy, actually asking me to do such a thing...)
Originally, Theresa thought that she could easily get away with it by bringing a genuine man like the captain, but the boss actually asked her to kiss him. How could she do that?
The captain at the side was also stunned for a moment, and suddenly remembered the accidental kiss with Theresa the day before yesterday. Although it was very brief, it also left the captain with endless aftertaste.
Although the captain wanted to forcefully kiss Theresa intimately right now, he still wanted to ask Theresa's opinion. "Theresa, do you want to do it? I'll try to be gentle. After all, we've both kissed before, right?"
Theresa's blushing face turned even redder. "How dare you say that! If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have fainted!"
The captain was full of confusion. He remembered that she fainted after Kiana showed her something incredible. Logically, it should be Kiana's fault, so how could she blame him?
Although the captain can basically be considered the beneficiary of that incident.
The boss looked at the two people hesitating and began to doubt the authenticity of this couple. He urged them, "I say, are you two really a couple? Isn't it normal for couples to kiss? Are you guys being so hesitant? It can't be fake, right?"
Theresa’s mind was in a state of confusion (What should I do? Am I really going to have to stay here…)
(Phew, you are Theresa Apokalis! How can you be stumped by such a small setback? It's just a kiss, what's so difficult about it?)
(But... wouldn't it be a bit too embarrassing to do this...)
While Theresa was still struggling with her thoughts, the captain seemed to have made a decision. He pulled Theresa over and forcefully kissed her...